Katya Jones is annoying

Katya Jones is annoying

Strictly Come Dancing’s Katya Jones was constantly trying the patience of the other contestants and professionals on the show. She was constantly being rude and a terrible attitude, thinking that she was superior to everyone else. The producers were not willing to do anything to chastise her for this, so the professionals decided that they would take matters into their own hands and try to teach her a lesson.

Children in Need was coming up. Someone thought of the idea to place Katya in the gunge tank for this, but she would never agree to this. They decided that it would best to put someone else in. This would lull Katya into a fall sense of security. They had something even messier and more humiliating in mind for her. Also, there were other messy segments on the show for Children in Need, so hers might not get the attention it deserved if it was lumped with the others.  Katya was also pushing to get someone else gunged. The producers let her have her way. Little did she know that the gunging that she would be giving would be nothing compared to what she would be receiving behind the scenes later in the evening.

Karen Clifton found herself in the gunge tank earlier in the evening. This was to be a simple gunging, but it would come at the hands of Katya. Katya gloated about the whole thing as Karen sat in the gunge tank. She thought to herself that Katya would not be laughing later on. Katya went on and on about how much fun it was going to be to gunge her rival and how much she deserved this. Everyone else was secretly laughing to themselves as they knew that her pride was coming before her fall. Katya behaved little an evil queen or the wicked witch of the west as she pulled the lever and let the gunge fall all over Karen.

Dark purple gunge poured down over Karen. Karen lowered then threw back her head. She was very quiet. In reality, she was someone who did not mind getting gunged that much. She just did not like the fact that Katya was the one to do it. The purple mess splashed all over her in all directions. It soaked her hair and dumped all over her expensive sequined dress. It poured down her cleavage as she gripped the hem of the dress. She gave a muted, dignified smile as Katya pointed and cackled at her demise.

Katya felt very happy with herself and what she had done as she returned to her private dressing room. Much to her surprise, she found that Karen was awaiting her there along with Ashley Roberts, Oti Mabuse and Georgia May Foote, who Katya had a run in with earlier as well, leaving her covered in egg mayonnaise. As she looked around, Katya noticed that there were a few trays of pies and buckets filled with mess everywhere. She instantly cottoned on to what was happening. Katya, ever the attention seeker, saw what was happening and decided to take the bull by the horns. She instantly dropped her sequined dress right to the floor and revealed that there was nothing underneath. She stood there fully nude save for some high heels and a necklace. She then told them to do their worst.

They led her to a chair and sat her down. They then handcuffed both of her wrists to the chair. She pretended to try to break free and feigned a motion like she was going to strangle someone, but did not much more than wriggle around in the chair. The others screamed and squealed, telling her that she was the one that truly deserved this. They each grabbed pies in both hands and ran towards her all at once. They smashed the pies directly against her body. One smashed into her face, another smeared her hair. Another was shoved into her chest as well as against her crotch and legs. They were generic, multi-coloured pies that were used on television so often. They were coloured pink and blue. She laughed as the group pushed dozens of pies around all over her body. She was plastered from head to toe within seconds.

They then proceeded to take the buckets and flung the contents all over Katya. There was pin gunge, chocolate sauce, baked beans and custard. The other wildly grabbed what they could and dumped it all over the naked Katya.  She screamed as the free for all of mess continued. Soon everything it the area was covered in sloppy mess. Everyone then topped it off by spraying her with pin frosting from head to toe.

Even after this, she was still insufferable, bragging that she made this look fabulous. Not an inch of her was not plastered in mess. It would take hours to scrub her messy body fully clean.