Tomi Lahern deserves it

Tomi Lahern deserves it

Tomi Lahern was fountain of rhetoric and misinformation. She held extreme and extremely nasty views. She did what she could to offend people in order to get media attention for herself. She probably deserved to get a messy punishment more than nearly anyone in the world. On the other hand, she was very attractive, physically any way. She was voted the most obnoxious celebrity in the world, apart from the obvious. As a result, she was placed in a situation where she would receive her just rewards. She was very deserving of the embarrassment she was going to receive.

She was sat in a special chair that was a bit like a dentist chair and strapped in. She made the unwise choice to wear a white dress on this occasion. It would never be the same ever again after what would be coming to it.  Her gorgeous legs were shown off by it as well. Her perfectly toned body and blonde hair were going to get covered in sloppy mess. She looked like a cheerleader from a Los Angeles college. She kicked and screamed the whole time as she was sat in the chair. She had a very big mouth and was in desperate need of a lesson in humility. She was over privileged and needed to get over herself a bit. This was going to be a moment that she would never forget, for all the wrong reasons. As she was strapped in, she complained and whined about it. She threatened everyone that she could see. There was no way to escape, however. She was in for the messing of a lifetime. She vowed to get everyone back whom she held responsible. Little did she know, a lot of work had gone in to make sure that the messing would be as revolting as possible for her.  Her ankles and wrists were restrained. She wriggled around. Her body was in perfect target range for the mess to come.

As she was writhing around and complaining, without her noticing, a gigantic amount of a disgusting substance was being released down upon her. It a single motion, a sheet of sloppy manure fell from above and plummeted downwards all over Tomi’s body. In an instant, she was covered from head to toe in thick, sloppy manure. Her white dress was covered in splatterings of smelly brown muck. Her layered blonde hair was covered. It was all over her. It smelled disgusting. She could do nothing as she felt it all over herself. The entire chair was covered in layer upon layer of stinky manure.

She was hoping that this would mean that the nightmare was all over. She was not so lucky because there was a load of dog food that was about to come her way. She was going to get up close and personal with it. She had no idea that it was coming. There was a slight pause before a mountain of dog food fell from the air and landed all over her. Giant blobs of lumpy dog food fell all over her body. They landed all over her onto her face, chest and legs. She squealed as she felt the dog food all over her. She could smell it as well. She gagged a bit. She was livid. Her whole body was splattered in mounds of real dog food.

Stagehands then came out and emptied garbage bags filled with trash all over her. They laughed as she shouted obscenities at them. The stuck up young lady seethed as she found herself covered in putrid mess.

When she was finally released, she shook her head in anger. She was very angry, but she was also covered in sickening, foul smelling mess. She smelled terrible. The mess was absolutely rancid. Shots of her covered in manure, garbage and dog food were distributed everywhere she went. No one could ever really take her seriously ever again.