Tanya Jade from the commercial

Tanya Jade from the commercial

Tanya Jade appeared in a none too subtle Tampax commercial that featured her in a very short pair of khaki coloured shorts riding a bike, getting on and off of it, squatting and sitting on some stairs. The focus was certainly on her incredible legs and behind. I am not sure it was intentional, but that is what happened. The commercial got her noticed, as she was hoping it might do. She was noticed by someone working at a messy show and she was asked to appear. The person really liked what they saw in the commercial.  She was asked if she would appear dressed just as she was in the commercial. She agreed. This might get her even more exposure than the tampon commercial had.

During the show it was explained to everyone who she was and her commercial was played for everyone to see.  The host began to speak to her. “Well, we all really enjoyed that commercial,” he said,” There was an area of focus we noticed in it.” She blushed and laughed. A close up was shown. 

“Yeah I didn’t know it would be shot like that. It’s kind of embarrassing.” “You looked amazing though.” “Yeah but for all the wrong reasons,” she said, “It is a bit embarrassing to have your body up there for everyone to see in that specific way. I guess, at least some people seemed to like what they saw.” “Oh yes, I think a lot of people liked what they saw. We sure did. We are very happy to have you on the show today. Well you and your shorts.” She laughed. “I guess you know what happens on the show don’t you.” She giggled and blushed. “Yeah, I guess.” “Well, we have made some stairs very similar to the ones that you had sat on in the commercial, so please, would you come and make yourself comfortable?,” the host said.

She walked over and sat down, bending her knees. Her sexy legs bent in front of her. They looked just as they did in the commercial. She looked quite nervous. He asked her if she was ready. She smiled and gave a thumbs up, but looked very nervous.

She wasn’t one hundred percent sure what was going to happen or when. She just kind of smiled and waved. When she least suspected it, she heard a noise coming from above her. She raised her shoulders and closed her eyes just as a torrent of thick, sloppy brown gunge poured down upon her from above. It poured down onto her head and face and then all over her body. It splattered all over. It went all over her bare legs and all over her shorts, staining them a revolting brown colour all over. She made a funny face with her mouth. She stuck her hands out as the sloppy muck continued to pour all over her. It splattered all over the steps as well. She was totally covered in it.

The crowd cheered. She looked up and gave a thumbs up, but rubbed her hands on her arms and legs which felt about an inch thick with sloppy brown gunge. She was then given a bicycle to peddle off on.