Sunday 14 April 2019

Million Point Drop Part 2


Million Point Drop Part 2

Million point drop was a game that was played on Celebrity Juice. It only appeared once, but it was very popular. It proved so popular that they thought it they would bring it back again. This time the celebrities that they were using would be different ones. This time they would use Scotty T as the person who was doing the guessing. He was chosen because he was not terribly bright. How they game worked was that four female celebrities would have their heads in four boxes labelled A, B, C and D. There would be questions asked and there would be a food or mess associated with the answer. Scotty would place the mess in the box over the head of the person who he thought had their head in the correct box. If he got the question wrong, the mess would be dropped onto that person’s head. Two of the four would be returning celebrities from last time as they escaped the mess or got off lightly. They were Michelle Keegan and Fearne Cotton. They would be joined by Amanda Holden and Rachel Riley. They were set up in that order. They looked very squeamish and warned Scotty that he better do a good job as their heads were literally on the line. They did not have any idea what the questions would be, but there were promised that it would be much messier than the previous time. They were hoping that he would prove to be smarter than he looked. The joke would be on them if he wasn’t

The first question was where lasagne came from. This may have seemed like a very easy question, but for Scotty it was quite hard. The answers were; A: Italy, B: Spain, C: Germany, D: France. A massive lasagne was brought out. It was almost the same as had been used previously. This had been over Fearne’s head, but the answer was right that time, so she had managed to escape. This time, however, when Scotty said Spain, she knew that she would not be as lucky this time. The lasagne was again inches above her head. She looked up and made a funny face as she did last time. Only this time, she knew it would soon be all over her. She looked furious as if he had done it on purpose. She shook her head in disgust. Keith Lemon told everyone that the correct answer was of course Italy. Fearne pointed at him and called him a bastard. She would not escape this time.

The lasagne was legit. It was filled with cheese, different sauces, lasagne noodles some meat and even some spinach. She closed her eyes as the plastic above her was pulled away and the lasagne plummeted down onto her head. The biggest section landed right on top of her head, but the bottom layers fell down the sides of her face and down her nose. There was not much space in the box, so her head and the lasagne had to share the space. She could also not use her hands or anything else to move any of it. All she could do was wiggle her nose, lips and cheeks comically. The others were in shock. Holly sat on, enjoying her best mate’s humiliation. Usually, it was Holly who always ended up on the receiving end of messiness more times than not. She also was not allowed to move for the remainder of the game, so she had to struggle sharing the box with the messy lasagne.

The next question was which state had the longest border with Mexico. Mexico was represented by a full on order of nachos supreme with guacamole, cheese sauce, salsa, sour cream and even jalapenos all over nachos. It was a gigantic portion enough to feed about 12 people. The answers were: A: New Mexico, B: Texas, C: California, D: New York. Scotty thought about it and said that it was either Texas or California, but he thought that California was the larger state so he chose California. That meant that the nachos supreme were loaded in the box that was over Amanda Holden’s head. She looked up nervously. She looked panicky. She flickered her eyelashes. “Actually, Scotty, the correct answer was in fact Texas.” Amanda’s mouth fell open. Scotty shrugged his shoulders and said that he had tried.

“So, you got that wrong, so that means that Amanda Holden, gets nachos supreme,” Keith said in a fake, funny Spanish accent. Amanda gave her anxious face and then closed her eyes as the plastic panel was pulled away and the nachos and everything covering them tumbled onto her head. The chips rolled down her face and hair. Some of them stuck to her hair, matted in the clump of cheesy mess. Her face was instantly covered in the layers of guacamole, cheese sauce, salsa, sour cream. Keith shouted, ”Ole,” mocking Miss Holden. She wiggled herself around and threatened never to order nachos again.

The next question was which country used to be a part of India. The answer was represented by chicken tikka masala. The answers were; A: Afghanistan, B: Syria, C: Indonesia, D: Pakistan. Scotty said that he knew it was one of the stans. He said that he thought was Afghanistan, placing the red, saucy curry over the head of Michelle Keegan. She had been covered with jellied eels last time. That had been bad enough, but this looked much messier that the eels had been. Her hair was in a ponytail this time. She looked very annoyed. “I’m going to cop it again aren’t I?,” she said in her sexy accent. That she was. “Scotty, you were close. It was a stan, but it was actually Pakistan.”

As the plastic board was pulled away, the tikka masala began to drip down and fall over Michelle’s head. She stuck her tongue out and move her lips about as the velvety sauce fell down onto the top of her head. The large chunks fell down the sides and front of her head. It splattered everywhere. The sauce rolled down her nose, cheeks and chin. She shook her head. “I’m going to kill him,” she exclaimed.

The final question was what part of the UK is Manchester in; A: Northern Ireland, B: England, C: Wales, D: Scotland. The question was represented by a full English roast dinner. It had meat, cauliflower and cheese, mashed potatoes, roast potatoes, peas, carrots, stuffing and even some Yorkshire pudding bits all covered in thick gravy with some mint sauce as well. Scotty said that seeing as Rachel was the only one left, that must be the right answer. Rachel’s eyes darted around in shock as the roast dinner was loaded in over her head. Keith Lemon looked at Scotty, shook his head and said, “Do I even have to say anything?”

A moment later the covering was pulled away and the entire roast dinner fell all over Rachel’s head. The large bits tumbled down her face and landed all over the box. Her face and hair was covered in gravy. Bits of the dinner stuck all over her face. She actually spit out a whole piece of broccoli. The cauliflower cheese stuck to the top of her head.

The camera then showed all four ladies heads covered in their respective answers. Scotty ran away as fast as he could.

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