World Cup 2019 England vs. USA

World Cup 2019 England vs. USA

The USA and England were playing each other in the women’s world cup. It was going to be a fantastic match. They were two of the top five teams in the world, possibly the best two in the world. It was the semi-finals. The winner would likely go on to win the tournament. It was going to be a very good, closely fought match. They were very similar teams. Even their uniforms were very similar in colour and design. As if there was not enough on the line in the match, the two teams decided to raise the stakes even more. They had been taunting one another on social media in the build up to the match. Each team bragging that they were going to be the one to be victorious in the match. Much to the chagrin of both teams, someone chimed in and said that to make things more interesting, the losing team should be gunged by the winning team. Neither team wanted to agree to this, but if they were to say no, they would look as though they were worried that they would lose the match. There was a lot of goading, but, in spite of their better judgement, both teams agreed to the stipulation.

The match did not disappoint. England scored first. It was a long time coming, but the USA equalised towards the end of regulation. It was a tie going into extra time. It was then that the fitness of team USA really shown through. The England players fought gallantly, but looked fatigued as the USA landed a second goal to secure the win. When the goal snuck in, team USA and the stadium went crazy. They celebrated wildly. The England players fell to the ground, defeated.

After the match, both teams shook hands. They all knew that the match could have easily swung either way. Either team could have won, but the USA managed to pull it out. They celebrated with the trophy while stools were brought out to midfield for the England players to sit on. The whole team had no choice but to walk out and sit next to one another on the stools. Each of the American players then took a position behind the player of their choosing. They looked very embarrassed, but also exhausted and sweaty from the gruelling match that they had just gone through. The American players laughed and joked. They were each handed a large slop bucket. It was explained that it was filled with some traditional English sort of foods. It included things like baked beans, spam, canned spaghetti, mushy peas, pickled onions, shepherd’s pie, custard, curry sauce, jellied eels and mash.  Team England were dressed in their white jerseys. These were going to end up badly stained to say the least. Some of the players held hands. They looked very nervous as team USA began to raise their buckets. The whole team was tanned and looking very good from all the matches that they had played.

Thousands of flashes went off at once as everyone in the stadium got out their cameras to record this. The American players raised their buckets as the England players closed their eyes. They lifted the buckets and began to dump the disgusting contents over the England players’ heads. They could hear the American players laughing and saying that they were so glad that they had won and that this was not happening to them.

The disgusting slimy mess fell from each of the buckets at the same time, all over each of the players’ heads. The sloppy mess was truly disgusting. The England players recoiled and even gagged as they felt and smelled the sloppy food falling all over them. The American players delighted in dumping the mess all over their opponents. Their uniforms were instantly stained a disgusting brownish orange colour. Layer after layer of foul smelling mess rolled down their faces and then all over their bodies, soaking their uniforms in smelly slop juice. Globs of disgusting food stuck all over every one of the players.

The American players even placed the buckets over their heads for added humiliation. They were removed and then a whole new kind of team photo would be taken. One that they never wanted to see ever again. They vowed that they would get revenge for this. They began to plot a way to get back at the American team for this.