Pamela Laird Slime Kingdom

Pamela Laird Slime Kingdom

Pamela Laird was a contestant on the Apprentice. She was Irish and had a pretty sexy accent. She was a curvy blonde. She wanted to stay in the spotlight for as long as possible. She also really wanted to appear on Let her have it. She had wanted to be on the show for a long time. She kind of had a thing for Mr. G.. She loved his accent. There was a task on the show where they had to create a toy. Pamela was instrumental creating a toy that involved slime and something called the slime kingdom.  She was hoping that Mr. G. might be watching and might pick up on this. He did. She was quite happy when she was asked to appear on the show. She actually sent him a message on social media. “ I don’t know if you watch the Apprentice. We made a toy involving the slime kingdom. I would be ready, willing and able to enter your slime kingdom.” He responded saying that he would love to have her on the show and would love to meet her.

She was very pleased to be on the show. She wore one of the blue or orange dresses that she had worn so many times on the show. She had a lovely curvy figure and beautiful long blonde hair. Mr. G. started her segment of the show. “This week on the Apprentice, several of the candidates were eliminated as the final is next week. One of them was the lovely Pamela Laird. She was eliminated from the show, but their loss is our gain. We are so happy to have Pamela here with us. Please, welcome the lovely Pamela Laird.” Everyone cheered as Pamela entered. She smiled as she walked to Mr. G.. They shook hands. She gave him a little kiss on the cheek. They then walked over to the couches and sat down. Pamela crossed her legs as she took her seat on the famous sofa across from Mr. G..

“Pamela, thanks for being here. It’s lovely to have you here with us on the show” “It’s lovely to be here Mr. G.” “We have enjoyed seeing you on the Apprentice. You did so well. You nearly made it to the final. We enjoyed seeing you each week. What was your highlight do you think?” “Oh there were just too many to count really, but being here with you is definitely right up there for me. It is has been a lifetime goal.” “Really?” “Yes, I love the show. I am a fan. I have always wanted to be on the show and to meet you of course. I find you very dashing, as well.” “Well, you are making me blush Pamela. We are certainly glad to have you here on the program. There was one thing that I remember from the show. I am not sure if people remember, but there was a task on the show where the challenge was to create a toy. Your toy was a unicorn that came with slime. It was meant to come from the slime kingdom. I thought that was very interesting.” “Well, it was a subtle hint to you Mr. G.. I have always wanted to enter your slime kingdom.” “Well, that can certainly be arranged. I think you are going to enter the slime kingdom in a few moments.” She flicked her eyelashes. “Lovely, I have wanted to be slimed for a very long time. You can slime me anytime, Mr. G.,” she said in her most vivacious and flirty voice. He gulped. “Well, we have created a special slime kingdom just for you,” he explained.

He motioned over to the far opposite stage behind them. The curtains were opened. What was revealed was an over the top bright pink and purple wonderland. The words, “Pamela’s Slime Kingdom,” were written in whimsical letters across it. It was a whole set made up for this. Pamela was amazed. “Oh my God, I can’t believe it. It looks fantastic.  I feel so special,” she quipped. The two strolled over to the slime kingdom set. “It is just like I imagined it would be. Now all we need is the slime,” she said. “Oh there is a lot of that to come believe me,” he responded.

He led her over to a special chair. It was similar to that of a hairdresser or beautician, but it was made in the over the top style of the slime kingdom. Pamela eagerly climbed on board and was strapped in place. She was sort of laid back slightly. Next to the chair was a release lever. She looked quite excited by this.

Mr. G. then spoke to her,” Pamela, I think everything is ready. Are you ready to make that journey into the slime kingdom?” “Oh I am so ready,” she replied. She wiggled around in anticipation. “Ok, here we go,”

He pulled the lever down. Some whimsical music started to play and some multi-coloured lights flashed. She glitter popped out from different areas. She let about a squeal of anticipation. Pamela looked up as a tidal wave of gooey pink slime poured down onto her from above. It plopped all over her. She laughed as it poured onto her chest, stomach, legs, face and hair. Purple slime was squirted onto her from slime cannons below. They wildly turned and spurted slime in every direction all over her. The slime landed all over her body.

There was also a sort of magical chandelier that began to turn round and round. As it did, it sent spurts of sloppy blue slime shooting in every direction, mainly all over Pamela. The slime built up on the ground as well. Pamela was roaring with laughter and delight. She was even asking for more. Some of the slime was even sparkly. It was lovely and it was all over her curvaceous figure. Finally everything stopped.

Mr. G. reached over and let Pamela out. She adjusted her hair. She gave two thumbs up. She was covered in splodges of sloppy slime. “Oh my God, that was amazing. I love it. How do I look?” “You have honestly never looked better,” he replied. “I am definitely the slime queen now. I think I am going to have to get out of these filthy clothes very soon. Perhaps, you can give me a hand,” she said suggestively. She posed and blew kisses. She whispered in his ear,” I am hoping to get covered in your own personal slime momentarily.”