Sunday, 27 September 2020

Jenna Fischer the office fridge

 

Jenna Fischer the office fridge

Jenna Fischer played Pam on The Office. She was one of the more famous characters on the show. She was the relatable central female character on the show. She was usually a straight man to the craziness going on around her, but she was very funny was well. She would usually go the extra mile to get a laugh in a scene. She was very quick witted and could improvise and be very funny with it.



There was a storyline where Pam was complaining for a while about the state of the kitchen refrigerator. She complained that it was filthy and disgusting. She complained that people would leave things in there for a long time. She said that no one cleaned it and it was filled with tons of disgusting leftovers. She complained so much that the others started to get annoyed about it. Angela and the other women in the office in particular. They would sometimes get a bit annoyed with Pam in general. There was a little bit of a rivalry between them as well.

The time came when they were all in the kitchen and Pam began to complain about it again. “Everyone, I think this would be a good time to discuss the refrigerator. It is disgusting. It is filled with garbage that has been sitting in there for months. It is so gross. We really need to do something about it.” She pulled out a container of tuna salad. “I mean look at this. This says that this tuna salad expired three months ago. This is disgusting. It smells awful. There is no excuse. We need to get rid of it.



Angela smirked, “Oh, I agree. Absolutely. We need to get rid of it. Wait I have an idea,” She smiled as she took the container from Pam. She took the plastic lid off. “Pu. That really does stink doesn’t it.? Well, I have an idea.” She lifted the container in the air and turned it over, dumping the rotten tuna salad over Pam’s head. Everyone was in shock including Pam. The tuna salad fell down her face and stuck to her cheeks and to her frizzy hair.

Angela then went into the refrigerator. “Well, look at all of this stuff in here. I mean my gosh look at this container of old salad. It’s covered in ranch salad dressing. Oh my gosh look, it’s completely rotten. We have to get rid of this.” She then opened the container and spilled the rotten salad right over Pam’s head. The dressing was congealed. The lettuce and tomatoes were gooey and almost black. They were long since expired. The rotten salad fell over Pam’s head, sticking to her hair and face.

“And look at this bottle of Caesar salad dressing. It expired last March. This will never do,” Angela said. She untwisted the lid and started to pour the dressing all over Pam’s boobs, down her sweater and onto her skirt. She then shook it above her head causing the thicker blobs that had stuck on the bottom of the bottle to fall onto Pam’s head.

“Yeah and look at this massive container of spaghetti,” Kelly said,” It has been here as long as I can remember.” She too got into the act, opening the container and proceeding to tip it over Pam’s head. There was smelly cheese and meatballs in it as well. Pam shook her head as the spaghetti was dumped onto her head. The meatballs rolled down her face onto her body. A few falling into her shirt. She rolled her eyes. Soggy leftover spaghetti stuck to and dripped from her head and hair.



Phyllis then chimed in. “Pam is right. Look at this container of baked beans someone brought in. No one is going to eat them are they?” She then reached in and grabbed the container. She removed the lid and smiled. She gave an evil look and snickered as she began to dump baked beans all over Pam. Pam closed her eyes as the beans washed over her face and her body. Phyllis was clearly relishing the opportunity to do this to Pam. She was very quiet and sweet most of the time, but sometimes, when there was an opportunity, she enjoyed being a bit cruel. She was loving every minute of this.

Meredith then said. “I am sorry, but I think I left some coleslaw in there two years ago.” She had a look inside. “Oh yeah, here it is.” She recoiled at the odour as she opened it. She shrugged her shoulders and then smushed it down onto Pam’s head. Sloppy, creamy leftover coleslaw stuck to her curly hair and dripped down her face.

At this point Karen came in. Karen had been Pam’s rival for the affection of Jim. She was always very jealous of Pam and did not like the close relationship that she had with her boyfriend. She was loving seeing what she had just walked into. “We were just talking about cleaning the fridge,” Angela told her, “Pam was very vocal about it.” “Oh she is too right though. I mean look. I left this corn chowder in here months ago and just forgot it was in here.”



She took the full container out. She opened it. She glared at Pam and then smirked. She then poured the sloppy corn soup all over her rival’s head. She chuckled as she shook it with both hands, dislodging it all over Pam. “There we go. All gone. It’s gone to a much better place now.” Pam was mortified. She was covered in Karen’s soup as Karen looked at her smugly and chuckled.

“Well, thanks Pam. You were so right. It is all done now. It’s all gone. Nice and clean.” Karen would relive this moment in her head for years to come. Getting revenge on Pam like that was very sweet. She loved every second of it.

Pam was then shown afterwards, being interviewed in the meeting room still dripping in expired food. She was totally dishevelled. “That did not go as planned,” she said in her usual dry delivery.

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