Jenna Fischer the office fridge
Jenna Fischer played Pam on The Office. She was one of the
more famous characters on the show. She was the relatable central female character
on the show. She was usually a straight man to the craziness going on around
her, but she was very funny was well. She would usually go the extra mile to
get a laugh in a scene. She was very quick witted and could improvise and be
very funny with it.
There was a storyline where Pam was complaining for a while
about the state of the kitchen refrigerator. She complained that it was filthy
and disgusting. She complained that people would leave things in there for a
long time. She said that no one cleaned it and it was filled with tons of
disgusting leftovers. She complained so much that the others started to get
annoyed about it. Angela and the other women in the office in particular. They
would sometimes get a bit annoyed with Pam in general. There was a little bit
of a rivalry between them as well.
The time came when they were all in the kitchen and Pam
began to complain about it again. “Everyone, I think this would be a good time
to discuss the refrigerator. It is disgusting. It is filled with garbage that
has been sitting in there for months. It is so gross. We really need to do
something about it.” She pulled out a container of tuna salad. “I mean look at
this. This says that this tuna salad expired three months ago. This is
disgusting. It smells awful. There is no excuse. We need to get rid of it.
Angela smirked, “Oh, I agree. Absolutely. We need to get rid
of it. Wait I have an idea,” She smiled as she took the container from Pam. She
took the plastic lid off. “Pu. That really does stink doesn’t it.? Well, I have
an idea.” She lifted the container in the air and turned it over, dumping the
rotten tuna salad over Pam’s head. Everyone was in shock including Pam. The
tuna salad fell down her face and stuck to her cheeks and to her frizzy hair.
Angela then went into the refrigerator. “Well, look at all
of this stuff in here. I mean my gosh look at this container of old salad. It’s
covered in ranch salad dressing. Oh my gosh look, it’s completely rotten. We
have to get rid of this.” She then opened the container and spilled the rotten
salad right over Pam’s head. The dressing was congealed. The lettuce and
tomatoes were gooey and almost black. They were long since expired. The rotten
salad fell over Pam’s head, sticking to her hair and face.
“And look at this bottle of Caesar salad dressing. It
expired last March. This will never do,” Angela said. She untwisted the lid and
started to pour the dressing all over Pam’s boobs, down her sweater and onto
her skirt. She then shook it above her head causing the thicker blobs that had
stuck on the bottom of the bottle to fall onto Pam’s head.
“Yeah and look at this massive container of spaghetti,”
Kelly said,” It has been here as long as I can remember.” She too got into the
act, opening the container and proceeding to tip it over Pam’s head. There was
smelly cheese and meatballs in it as well. Pam shook her head as the spaghetti
was dumped onto her head. The meatballs rolled down her face onto her body. A
few falling into her shirt. She rolled her eyes. Soggy leftover spaghetti stuck
to and dripped from her head and hair.
Phyllis then chimed in. “Pam is right. Look at this
container of baked beans someone brought in. No one is going to eat them are
they?” She then reached in and grabbed the container. She removed the lid and
smiled. She gave an evil look and snickered as she began to dump baked beans
all over Pam. Pam closed her eyes as the beans washed over her face and her
body. Phyllis was clearly relishing the opportunity to do this to Pam. She was
very quiet and sweet most of the time, but sometimes, when there was an
opportunity, she enjoyed being a bit cruel. She was loving every minute of
this.
Meredith then said. “I am sorry, but I think I left some coleslaw
in there two years ago.” She had a look inside. “Oh yeah, here it is.” She
recoiled at the odour as she opened it. She shrugged her shoulders and then
smushed it down onto Pam’s head. Sloppy, creamy leftover coleslaw stuck to her
curly hair and dripped down her face.
At this point Karen came in. Karen had been Pam’s rival for
the affection of Jim. She was always very jealous of Pam and did not like the
close relationship that she had with her boyfriend. She was loving seeing what
she had just walked into. “We were just talking about cleaning the fridge,”
Angela told her, “Pam was very vocal about it.” “Oh she is too right though. I
mean look. I left this corn chowder in here months ago and just forgot it was
in here.”
She took the full container out. She opened it. She glared
at Pam and then smirked. She then poured the sloppy corn soup all over her
rival’s head. She chuckled as she shook it with both hands, dislodging it all
over Pam. “There we go. All gone. It’s gone to a much better place now.” Pam
was mortified. She was covered in Karen’s soup as Karen looked at her smugly and
chuckled.
“Well, thanks Pam. You were so right. It is all done now. It’s
all gone. Nice and clean.” Karen would relive this moment in her head for years
to come. Getting revenge on Pam like that was very sweet. She loved every second
of it.
Pam was then shown afterwards, being interviewed in the
meeting room still dripping in expired food. She was totally dishevelled. “That
did not go as planned,” she said in her usual dry delivery.
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