Alex Scott England win

Alex Scott England win

Alex Scott was a female football player who was acting as a pundit for the men’s world cup for one of the major television channels in the UK. The excitement of England’s success in the tournament generated all sorts of euphoria in the UK. People had started to say that they would do all sorts of crazy things in England won the world cup. A male celebrity said that they would get naked if the UK won. Alex thought that she would one up him on this and said that if they won, she would not only get naked, but would also get messy.  When she said this, she thought that there was absolutely no way that England would actually win. Against all the odds, however, England did in fact win. As a result, Alex had to fulfil her promise. She had hoped that no one would remember, but everyone did, particularly the men that she worked with on television. They had been looking forward to seeing her complete her promise. Much to her surprise, the minute the final game finished, everything was already set up for her and she would have to fulfil her promise immediately on live television. One of the players even commented in his postgame interview that her vow had served as extra motivation for them. They all wanted to see Alex do as she had said she would. She knew that she had no choice but to follow through with it. 

When the show cut back to the studio, the men were cheering for her to get up and to undress. She reluctantly stood up, rolling her eyes and laughing and stepped forward. She was wearing an aqua coloured dress. She shrugged her shoulders as she reached back and unzipped it. Everyone watched in pleasure as her dress fell to the ground. She was revealed to be wearing underwear of a similar sea foam colour. Her body was pretty toned and was a sexy caramel colour. She blushed as everyone cheered her on. 

She then reached back and unhooked her bra. She slid it off into her hands. She simultaneously attempted to cover her breasts with one of her arms as her bra came out. She then was in the unenviable position of having to lower her panties for all to see. She tried to do this using her one free hand. She wiggled her hips allowing her panties to drop to the floor around her ankles. She then quickly covered her private parts with her free hand.

Everyone told her that this one unfair and that she now had to do ten jumping jacks. She blushed and took a deep breath, trying to protest. In the end she was forced to do them as everyone count to ten. She did the star jumps as quickly as she could knowing that as she was doing them, everything would be exposed to the millions of fans watching at home. She knew the whole country was tuning in at home and in pubs as well as at parties. She did them as quickly as she could. As she did them her body bounced wildly up and down. She knew that hundreds would be recording this and watching it back in slow motion as well as pausing it at the opportune moments. She laughed in embarrassment as her breasts and bottom wiggled and shook.

That was only part one of her forfeit though. She was then lead to a classic gunge tank and asked to take a seat. As she turned to climb in, everyone was treated to a full one view of her naked posterior. She sat herself in the tank. At least now she could cross her arms and legs to obscure everyone’s view. Of Course, everything that there was to be seen had already been shown. 

She looked up and laughed rolling her eyes, giving a classic, I’m about to be gunged face as she crossed her arms. The main presenter than stated that England had won the world cup and this was the greatest reward that anyone could possibly receive. Alex rolled her eyes and then laughed. He then pulled the cord upon her. 

She looked adorable as her face scrunched up and the gunge began to pour down upon her. It was a sea foam colour that was very similar to the colour that her underwear and her dress had been. She laughed as the gunge poured down upon her. It poured down the centre of her head at first. It started off slowly dripping down the top of her head and the front of her face before picking up speed and splashing over her hair and all over her face. It soon covered her hair and plummeted over her face and down her neck and shoulders.

She closed her eyes as she became covered in the messy gunge. The gunge continued plopping down her back and chest. It began to make its way over her lap and down her legs as well as onto her backside. She laughed as she felt the smooth, softness of the gunge all over her naked body. It covered her from head to toe, dripping down to her ankles. Her well-toned, smooth caramel coloured body looked even better dripping in blue green gunge.

She gave a wave as the gunge ceased. She was left to wipe some of the gunge from her eyes and from her hair. It was a world cup memory that people would certainly remember long after they had forgotten any match.

Kate Bliss fake mess 2

This is a second fake of Kate Bliss. I don't know why, but I find her really attractive and very deserving.

Catherine Ziti Jones

Catherine Ziti Jones

Catherine Zeta-Jones was quite a big star in her time. She was married to Hollywood star Michael Douglas. She was one of the more attractive women in Hollywood. She could also be quite annoying at times in some of her roles. She also could be quite classy in other roles. She could be quite forceful and a bit vein and haughty at times as well. She could definitely annoy some on occasion. She was doing a round of appearances on talk shows to promote her latest made for television film. One of the shows that she appeared on was a comedicly themed late night chat show. It was similar to Graham Norton, Alan Carr or Jonathan Ross’s shows, but slightly more comedic in theme. There was a lot puns and chaotic elements involved. There was also a lot of jokes and gags at the expense of the celebrities that appeared on the show. It was really immature in a lot of ways, but also, quite clever at the same time. 

Catherine had not really seen the show very much at all, so was not that aware of what to expect on it. She was prone to mood swings though. There were times where she could be quite agreeable and other times when she could be very irritable. It was anyone’s guess how she might react to this situation. Her husband was told beforehand what would be happening, so he made sure to tune in. He was going to enjoy seeing what was going to happen to his partner on the show. 

The show was also partially in a foreign language, so Catherine did not entirely understand what was happening at any given time. She found herself sat a couch that was multi-coloured. She smiled politely as she answered their questions. However, all the questions seemed to be double-entendres or in jokes at her expense.  She began to feel more and uneasy as they continued to ask her questions. There was also people in various costumes roaming around doing wild and crazy things in all directions. It was a little bit disconcerting. 

She began to notice that every time they said her name, they mispronounced it slightly, or so she thought. They continued to refer to her as Catherine Ziti Jones. She began to get a bit annoyed with this. She interjected,” No it is Zeta-Jones. Zeta-Jones.” “Well, it is about to be Catherine Ziti-Jones,” one of the presenters insisted. Catherine looked at him with a funny look, rolling her eyes back as if to say that she did not understand what he meant. 

She made a face with her mouth. He then smiled knowingly with a Machiavellian smile. At the moment her eyes darted around as she panicked. At that precise moment, someone came from behind and began to dump a gigantic amount of baked ziti over her. She screamed as a mountain of leftover sloppy pasta was dumped over her. The baked ziti was a mixture of thick pasta tubes, spaghetti sauce and cheese all in massive sloppy chunks and lumps.

They dumped it upon her head. The foul smelling leftover ziti fell down her face and silky black hair and then down her body. She stuck her tongue out and gagged slightly as the revolting pasta fell upon her. Her head jerked violently forward. More people from the show came at her from all directions tossing baked ziti all over Catherine. Everyone was chanting Catherine Ziti Jones, mocking her. The gorgeous Hollywood star was made to look ridiculous as she was being covered in the most disgusting slop imaginable. The ziti was remarkably disgusting looking and it was all over one of the biggest stars in Hollywood.

The A lister could do nothing more than putting her hands up and shrinking herself down as small as possible in order to try to avoid as much of the oncoming ziti as possible. The end result was that more of it ended up piling up upon her. 

It was quite the contrast to see everyone running around, wildly laughing and celebrating as Catherine sat both angry and annoyed. She was completely covered. She leaned forward and then threw her head back, sending baked ziti flying in all directions. More of it fell down her face and all over her body. She shook her head in anger and disbelief. She was extremely annoyed. She was fuming, to be honest. They continued to toss more onto her.

The host looked at her, laughed and then said,” Thank you Catherine Ziti.” Catherine looked at him angrily. She shook her head. She took her hands and threw some of the baked ziti at him. She then stood up and stormed off angrily without saying another word. She was absolutely furious and disgusted with the situation. She then went to her dressing room and pouted as she cleaned herself up. Meanwhile, her husband sat at home watching and chuckling.

Serena Williams fake mess

This is a fake messing of Serena Williams from a while back. Enjoy. She gets spaghetti hoops.

Kardashian, Aniston and Holden request

Kardashian, Aniston and Holden request

In the world of celebrities there were some that continually rubbed others up the wrong way. There were a few female celebrities that were known for being completely vain and thinking of themselves as better than everyone else. Some of the people involved in the business decided to get their own back on a few of these stuck up celebrities with a surprise messy interview show. Three of the very worst offenders were selected to appear on the first episode. They had no idea what would really be happening. They were only told that they were there to talk about themselves. This was their favourite thing to do, so they needed little convincing before agreeing. 

The three celebrities that were chosen were Jennifer Aniston, Kim Kardashian and Amanda Holden. The three were complete witches to those around them and were always making impossible demands. They were all pretty well disliked in the industry. On the day, Kim wore a tight blue dress and white heels. Jennifer wore a tight white dress and grey boots and Amanda wore a tight dark green dress and black heels. They believed that they were there to promote themselves, discussing their favourite topic. 

As the show started they were brought out to specific spots on the staging set. Jennifer was placed on the upper deck, Kim was sat on a seat and Amanda was told to stand on a predetermined spot near the wall. They all got into position as the show began to film. It was a live show with a live studio audience watching. 

Just as the show was starting and the women believed that they would be called over from where they were to the interview area, all at once they were met with a shock. Jennifer was pushed from the upper deck downwards, landing in a pit of messy brown sludge. She screamed as she fell, landing with a splash. 

As this was happening, a pipe that was situated above Kim opened and green slime poured down from it all over her. Her mouth fell opened as a torrent of green slime poured down upon her silky black hair and curvaceous, tanned body. She screamed in disbelief as she was completely covered in an instant.

At the same time, a massive pie, or rather a device shaped like a pie swung down and from above and smashed into Amanda, covering her in creamy pie. She could not believe it. In an instant, she was covered in creamy pie. 

Everyone in Hollywood and the entertainment industry was watching and enjoying seeing this happen to them. The audience roared in laughter at their expense. The ladies were aghast. Each once struggled and sputtered in their own messy embarrassment.

Jennifer kept trying to climb from the pit, but kept failing, sliding back in and getting more and more covered in muck. Kim pouted and moaned. She said how gross this was and that the slime was all over her gorgeous curvy body. Amanda made a haughty face, looking completely disgusted as she tried to pick pie from her eyes and face.

Eventually all three were helped back out to centre stage. They fluttered their hands and looked annoyed and disgusted. They were completely covered in their respective messes. Jennifer looked very angry, crossing her arms and shaking her head. Amanda gave evil looks, while Kim looked very distressed indeed.

Each was asked to comment. Jennifer said,” This is fing disgusting. Someone is going to pay for this. I can promise that.” Amanda said,” This is not funny. Look at me. Do you know who I am?” Kim responded,” I have this slime all over my ass and tits. This is so gross. Ewww.” 

The three deserved the punishment that they received. Only time would tell if they would learn their lesson.

Completly messy blog of a fellow messy fan link

This is a link to a new blog for a person called Owen. He is doing similar things to what I do on this blog. Please have a look.

https://completelymessy.blogspot.com/