Catherine Ziti Jones

Catherine Ziti Jones

Catherine Zeta-Jones was quite a big star in her time. She was married to Hollywood star Michael Douglas. She was one of the more attractive women in Hollywood. She could also be quite annoying at times in some of her roles. She also could be quite classy in other roles. She could be quite forceful and a bit vein and haughty at times as well. She could definitely annoy some on occasion. She was doing a round of appearances on talk shows to promote her latest made for television film. One of the shows that she appeared on was a comedicly themed late night chat show. It was similar to Graham Norton, Alan Carr or Jonathan Ross’s shows, but slightly more comedic in theme. There was a lot puns and chaotic elements involved. There was also a lot of jokes and gags at the expense of the celebrities that appeared on the show. It was really immature in a lot of ways, but also, quite clever at the same time. 

Catherine had not really seen the show very much at all, so was not that aware of what to expect on it. She was prone to mood swings though. There were times where she could be quite agreeable and other times when she could be very irritable. It was anyone’s guess how she might react to this situation. Her husband was told beforehand what would be happening, so he made sure to tune in. He was going to enjoy seeing what was going to happen to his partner on the show. 

The show was also partially in a foreign language, so Catherine did not entirely understand what was happening at any given time. She found herself sat a couch that was multi-coloured. She smiled politely as she answered their questions. However, all the questions seemed to be double-entendres or in jokes at her expense.  She began to feel more and uneasy as they continued to ask her questions. There was also people in various costumes roaming around doing wild and crazy things in all directions. It was a little bit disconcerting. 

She began to notice that every time they said her name, they mispronounced it slightly, or so she thought. They continued to refer to her as Catherine Ziti Jones. She began to get a bit annoyed with this. She interjected,” No it is Zeta-Jones. Zeta-Jones.” “Well, it is about to be Catherine Ziti-Jones,” one of the presenters insisted. Catherine looked at him with a funny look, rolling her eyes back as if to say that she did not understand what he meant. 

She made a face with her mouth. He then smiled knowingly with a Machiavellian smile. At the moment her eyes darted around as she panicked. At that precise moment, someone came from behind and began to dump a gigantic amount of baked ziti over her. She screamed as a mountain of leftover sloppy pasta was dumped over her. The baked ziti was a mixture of thick pasta tubes, spaghetti sauce and cheese all in massive sloppy chunks and lumps.

They dumped it upon her head. The foul smelling leftover ziti fell down her face and silky black hair and then down her body. She stuck her tongue out and gagged slightly as the revolting pasta fell upon her. Her head jerked violently forward. More people from the show came at her from all directions tossing baked ziti all over Catherine. Everyone was chanting Catherine Ziti Jones, mocking her. The gorgeous Hollywood star was made to look ridiculous as she was being covered in the most disgusting slop imaginable. The ziti was remarkably disgusting looking and it was all over one of the biggest stars in Hollywood.

The A lister could do nothing more than putting her hands up and shrinking herself down as small as possible in order to try to avoid as much of the oncoming ziti as possible. The end result was that more of it ended up piling up upon her. 

It was quite the contrast to see everyone running around, wildly laughing and celebrating as Catherine sat both angry and annoyed. She was completely covered. She leaned forward and then threw her head back, sending baked ziti flying in all directions. More of it fell down her face and all over her body. She shook her head in anger and disbelief. She was extremely annoyed. She was fuming, to be honest. They continued to toss more onto her.

The host looked at her, laughed and then said,” Thank you Catherine Ziti.” Catherine looked at him angrily. She shook her head. She took her hands and threw some of the baked ziti at him. She then stood up and stormed off angrily without saying another word. She was absolutely furious and disgusted with the situation. She then went to her dressing room and pouted as she cleaned herself up. Meanwhile, her husband sat at home watching and chuckling.