Alexandra Burke fake mess 2

This is another fake of Alexandra Burke.

Jennifer Biddall returns

Jennifer Biddall returns

Jennifer Biddall was a forgotten Hollyoaks actress. She was someone that was on the messy list for some time. She was some one that had been neglected in terms of mess for many, many years, but that was all about to change. Her role on Hollyoaks was sort of a snotty, stuck up rich girl. She was primed for a comeuppance. Her character was someone that everyone around them would have loved to have seen get put into her place. She had been off the show for a very long time. Her character was written back in for a brief appearance. It was many years on. Her character was still an over privileged rich woman. She came back to gloat about her wealth and to rub everyone’s face in it. She was not a bad person really, but she enjoyed being wealthy and all that brought. She wore a greenish yellow strappy top and a pair of posh jeans with rhinestone type gems embedded in them.

She was shown going around town, splashing cash and being obnoxious about the money that she had and how well she had done. She said how happy she was that she left this town. She said that it was a terrible place where terrible things seemed to constantly happen. She indirectly insulted everyone. This was not going down well with everyone, particularly some of the other females who remembered her from before and did not like her. They liked her even less now. She sauntered around like she was something special. She was really getting everyone’s back up now.

She went to one of the cafes in town. She sat down and ordered something. When her food was brought to her, she took one bite and turned up her nose instantly. She began complaining. “What is this slop? This is ghastly. It is cold and disgusting. I would not feed this to my pet potbellied pig. What do you expect from this town though?” The waitress was a younger female. She was shocked and a bit lost for words. She started to apologize, but one of the other waitresses came forward,” Don’t be apologizing to that stuck up cow. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that food. Miss high and mighty just thinks that everything is not good enough for her.” “Well, I never. I have never in all my life. How dare you speak to someone of my calibre in that tone?” “I’ll talk to you the way you deserve to be spoken to. You are a stuck up cow. You think you are too good for this place then get out. No one wants you here anyway. We don’t need people like you around her.” “Well, I should have known better. This place is filthy as well. Just look at it.” “Filthy you say? I will show you filthy.”

She picked up the plate of food that was covered in a full English breakfast and dumped it over Jennifer’s head. The beans, eggs etc, rolled down her face and hair. Her eyes widened and her mouth dropped open in shock. She was speechless. Everyone else fell silent. The waitress then turned around and grabbed a baking dish filled with shepherd’s pie. She then pushed this right into Jennifer’s face. She slammed it in as if she was pieing her. She rubbed it around in her face. Some of it fell down around her neck and over her chest. Mashed potato and gravy smushed onto her chest. Her face dripped with gravy and ground meat. “How is that for filthy you witch?,” the waitress yelled.

She then picked up the ketchup and mayonnaise bottles that were on the table. She opened the bottles and held them over Jennifer’s head. She then shook them vehemently over her head, causing the condiments to pour out onto her head, arms and chest. The rest of the patrons tried not to laugh. Jennifer shook her head in disgust. The waitress then went behind the counter and grabbed a massive banana cream pie. It was gigantic. Jennifer waved her hands. This was to no avail. The waitress smushed the pie right in her face as hard as she could. She twisted the pie around in her face. When she pulled away, she left her face completely covered in creamy pie.

She then went into the kitchen and grabbed two pots. One was filled with spaghetti. The other was filled with macaroni and cheese. She dumped both pots over Jennifer’s head. Slimy leftover spaghetti and macaroni and cheese slid out and landed all over Jennifer’s head. Blobs of it fell onto her chest and down onto her jeans. Some stuck to her dark hair and onto her face.

Jennifer threw her hands down her knees, pushing some of the food away.  She stood up and began to stomp off. “I am just too good for this place. Trash like her show their true colours.” The waitress grabbed her and tossed her into the counter where all the deserts sat. She fell into them, smashing them all over. She then fell backwards into the food waste bin in the kitchen. She was up to her waist in mess. She kicked her legs comically screaming,” Get me out of this.”

Kelly Clarkson fake mess

This is a fake of a messy Kelly Clarkson.

Kristen Stewart short hair

Kristen Stewart short hair

Kristen Stewart had been slimed to an extent on the Kid’s Choice Awards. The truth is that she loved it and became a WAM fan ever since that point. She began dreaming of a time when she would get messy again, this time properly. She had also changed her image in that time dramatically. She now had very short hair and also had a girlfriend. She began to have kinky fantasies about her girlfriend messing her regularly. One day, she thought to herself, why don’t I just mention it and see if she has any interest in it. She began to leave messy photos and stories open on her computer screen so that her partner would see these. She even put some photos of herself that someone had made of her getting messy and wrote on them,” I sure wish that this would happen for real.”

Eventually her partner got the message and was kind of into the idea as well to some extent. She decided to set something up as a surprise for her. She felt that Kristen really deserved to get messy as well. She could be quite cheeky and enjoyed having a laugh at her partner’s expense at times. She really liked the idea of messing her herself. She set everything up as a surprise for her. The two had a tendency to be quite kinky as well in the bedroom, so this sort of thing was not a million miles away from things that they would have been trying anyway. They were both quite pretty, slim, good looking young women. They were about to have the time of their lives together.

Kristen was out working when her girlfriend sent her a text saying,” I have a surprise for you when you get home. You are going to enjoy this.” Kristen got quite excited by this. She wondered what it might be. She even became slightly worried about what might be in store for her when she arrived home. It was quite an exciting prospect though.

When she returned home, she found that everything was quite. No one was around. She wondered what was going on. A hunch told her to check in the bedroom. When she entered the bedroom, the lights were down quite low. Her partner was laid on the bed. There were different containers and items positioned around the bedroom.  She was undressed. She smiled,” Surprise,” she said sensually. She then pulled Kristen close to her and began to kiss her. “It is time to get you messy babe. I know that you want it.”

She slowly undressed her and laid her out on the bed once she was completely naked. There were restraints around each bed post. Her ankles and wrists were secured in place to each of the bedposts. She was laid out spread eagle, naked on the bed. “I have wanted this to happen for so long,” she exclaimed.

Her girlfriend then explained that she was about to turn her into a human sundae. She started with an ice cream scoop and a container of vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream. Her girlfriend looked down on her and smiled. She was very satisfied and happy with the view that she was looking at in that moment. She began to slowly scoop scoops of ice cream out onto various areas of Kristen’s slim naked body. She shivered as the first scoop was scooped straight onto her belly button. More scoops were then taken and placed onto her knees, underarms, breasts, vagina and the backs of her knees. 

The ice cream began to slowly melt on her warm naked skin. The blobs of ice cream stuck all over her body. More were stuck to the top of her head, onto her multi-coloured short hair. One was placed onto her mouth as well. Her girlfriend looked down and snapped a photo on her phone. Kristen’s body wriggled and shivered because of the cold of the ice cream.

She then grabbed some sloppy strawberry puree filled with lumps of real strawberries. She began to pour this down onto her shoulder, down her chest, down her stomach, onto her crotch and down her legs. The sloppy lumps lay on her naked body. It looked lovely upon her.

She then took out bottles of chocolate and toffee sauce. She began to spay these all over Kristen’s naked body and all over her face and hair. The sauces were both dark and light brown. Her girlfriend delighted in spraying these all over her. It dripped all over her body, getting on the sheets and pooling underneath her body. She closed her eyes as she felt the sauces being sprayed all over her body. Some of it was sprayed onto her face. It dripped from her nose, chin and cheeks.

She then took out banana and pineapple slices. She began to place these all over her body. She placed some on her eyes, nose, tongue, cheeks, nipples, belly, legs, and knees and on her vagina. They stuck in place on her body. She looked ridiculous. She was like a human buffet. She then dumped a can of fruit cocktail all over her.

Next to come was marshmallow fluff and peanut butter sauce. These were in jars. They were thicker so rubber spatulas were needed to scoop them out. Kristen’s partner scooped some out and began to smear these all over Kristen. Kristen closed her eyes and bit her lip. She had her way, covering her with sticky marshmallow and peanut butter sauces. She could feel the rubber spatula smearing the mess directly onto her naked body.

Her girlfriend then began to spray whipped cream all over Kristen. She did not hold back. She wildly sprayed it in all directions all over her body. It was soon piled all over her. She had Kristen sit up a bit, looking up. She then sprayed whipped cream onto the top of her head. She circled round and round building a pile of it on top of her head.

Then, just for fun, she emptied bags of sprinkles and crumbled Oreos all over Kristen. These stuck all over her body. She then placed a few cherries on top of her head. She then dumped the rest of the jar of cherries all over her.

Kristen was totally covered. What happened next was her girlfriend using her tongue to clean certain areas of her body. Kristen was now a human sundae.

Paige messy fake 2

This is a second mess of Paige from awhile ago.

Renee Young fake mess 2

This is a newer fake mess of Renee Young. I really like this one.

Pamela Laird Slime Kingdom

Pamela Laird Slime Kingdom

Pamela Laird was a contestant on the Apprentice. She was Irish and had a pretty sexy accent. She was a curvy blonde. She wanted to stay in the spotlight for as long as possible. She also really wanted to appear on Let her have it. She had wanted to be on the show for a long time. She kind of had a thing for Mr. G.. She loved his accent. There was a task on the show where they had to create a toy. Pamela was instrumental creating a toy that involved slime and something called the slime kingdom.  She was hoping that Mr. G. might be watching and might pick up on this. He did. She was quite happy when she was asked to appear on the show. She actually sent him a message on social media. “ I don’t know if you watch the Apprentice. We made a toy involving the slime kingdom. I would be ready, willing and able to enter your slime kingdom.” He responded saying that he would love to have her on the show and would love to meet her.

She was very pleased to be on the show. She wore one of the blue or orange dresses that she had worn so many times on the show. She had a lovely curvy figure and beautiful long blonde hair. Mr. G. started her segment of the show. “This week on the Apprentice, several of the candidates were eliminated as the final is next week. One of them was the lovely Pamela Laird. She was eliminated from the show, but their loss is our gain. We are so happy to have Pamela here with us. Please, welcome the lovely Pamela Laird.” Everyone cheered as Pamela entered. She smiled as she walked to Mr. G.. They shook hands. She gave him a little kiss on the cheek. They then walked over to the couches and sat down. Pamela crossed her legs as she took her seat on the famous sofa across from Mr. G..

“Pamela, thanks for being here. It’s lovely to have you here with us on the show” “It’s lovely to be here Mr. G.” “We have enjoyed seeing you on the Apprentice. You did so well. You nearly made it to the final. We enjoyed seeing you each week. What was your highlight do you think?” “Oh there were just too many to count really, but being here with you is definitely right up there for me. It is has been a lifetime goal.” “Really?” “Yes, I love the show. I am a fan. I have always wanted to be on the show and to meet you of course. I find you very dashing, as well.” “Well, you are making me blush Pamela. We are certainly glad to have you here on the program. There was one thing that I remember from the show. I am not sure if people remember, but there was a task on the show where the challenge was to create a toy. Your toy was a unicorn that came with slime. It was meant to come from the slime kingdom. I thought that was very interesting.” “Well, it was a subtle hint to you Mr. G.. I have always wanted to enter your slime kingdom.” “Well, that can certainly be arranged. I think you are going to enter the slime kingdom in a few moments.” She flicked her eyelashes. “Lovely, I have wanted to be slimed for a very long time. You can slime me anytime, Mr. G.,” she said in her most vivacious and flirty voice. He gulped. “Well, we have created a special slime kingdom just for you,” he explained.

He motioned over to the far opposite stage behind them. The curtains were opened. What was revealed was an over the top bright pink and purple wonderland. The words, “Pamela’s Slime Kingdom,” were written in whimsical letters across it. It was a whole set made up for this. Pamela was amazed. “Oh my God, I can’t believe it. It looks fantastic.  I feel so special,” she quipped. The two strolled over to the slime kingdom set. “It is just like I imagined it would be. Now all we need is the slime,” she said. “Oh there is a lot of that to come believe me,” he responded.

He led her over to a special chair. It was similar to that of a hairdresser or beautician, but it was made in the over the top style of the slime kingdom. Pamela eagerly climbed on board and was strapped in place. She was sort of laid back slightly. Next to the chair was a release lever. She looked quite excited by this.

Mr. G. then spoke to her,” Pamela, I think everything is ready. Are you ready to make that journey into the slime kingdom?” “Oh I am so ready,” she replied. She wiggled around in anticipation. “Ok, here we go,”

He pulled the lever down. Some whimsical music started to play and some multi-coloured lights flashed. She glitter popped out from different areas. She let about a squeal of anticipation. Pamela looked up as a tidal wave of gooey pink slime poured down onto her from above. It plopped all over her. She laughed as it poured onto her chest, stomach, legs, face and hair. Purple slime was squirted onto her from slime cannons below. They wildly turned and spurted slime in every direction all over her. The slime landed all over her body.

There was also a sort of magical chandelier that began to turn round and round. As it did, it sent spurts of sloppy blue slime shooting in every direction, mainly all over Pamela. The slime built up on the ground as well. Pamela was roaring with laughter and delight. She was even asking for more. Some of the slime was even sparkly. It was lovely and it was all over her curvaceous figure. Finally everything stopped.

Mr. G. reached over and let Pamela out. She adjusted her hair. She gave two thumbs up. She was covered in splodges of sloppy slime. “Oh my God, that was amazing. I love it. How do I look?” “You have honestly never looked better,” he replied. “I am definitely the slime queen now. I think I am going to have to get out of these filthy clothes very soon. Perhaps, you can give me a hand,” she said suggestively. She posed and blew kisses. She whispered in his ear,” I am hoping to get covered in your own personal slime momentarily.”