Thursday, 14 March 2019

Sunday, 10 March 2019

Lena Dunham and Jemima Kirke


****WARNING**** This story contains x rated material. Nudity and sexual content. Do not read if you are under age or are offended by that sort of thing. There are also x rated images. 

Lena Dunham and Jemima Kirke

Lena Dunham and Jemima Kirke spent a lot of time on screen on the show Girls completely naked for the whole world to see and have sexual encounters as well. They seemed not bothered to do it as often as they could. Being naked was a regular feature. The show was pretty naughty.
At one stage, they made an episode where the two saw WAM online and decided that they wanted to each try it out with their partners. It would be played for laughs but would be quite sexy as well. They both convinced their boyfriends to do it.

The way it was edited was scenes of each of them doing it were spliced together and the shot went back and forth from one bedroom to another. Both women had gotten butt naked. The joke was that the men found the request quite odd and were not quite sure what to do or how to do it.
Jemima was seen sat naked on the bed. She asked her lover to take some yoghurt and to dump it over her head. “Just dump it over your head?,” he asked. “Yeah just dump it over my head.” “Are you sure?.” He asked. “Trust me, you are going to love this. Now just let me have it,” she said closing her eyes.






Lena was then show sat on the side of the bed handing a pie to her lover. “Nail me with it,” she said. He gave her a disbelieving look. “Really, you aren’t going to get mad at me later for this are you?” “No, just take this and smash it in my face. You will see come on.”

The scene then cut to the male pouring the yoghurt over Jemima’s head. She closed her eyes and licked her lips as it happened looking very turned on as it plopped down her face and body. She rubbed her tits and fingered herself as he poured it over her.

It cut again to the moment when the pie hit Lena in the face. Her lover twisting it around in her face. He then pulled away. She licked her lips and smiled. “See,” she said. He gave a n excited and aroused look. Her face was covered in creamy pie.

The scene then showed Jemima’s boyfriend dumping more yoghurt over her legs and down the rest of her body. It slopped all over her radiant bare skin. She opened her legs and told him to take the strawberry yoghurt and slop her pussy with it.

It then cut to Lena on all fours on the bed. She asked her lover to pie her ass next. He took a large banana cream pie and thrust it into her luscious chubby naked backside. A close up was shown of the pie all over her ass and thighs.

It then cut to the yoghurt being dumped onto Jemima’s crotch. She opened her legs and fingered herself as he poured strawberry yoghurt all over her pussy. She moaned in pleasure. It then cut to Lena taking pies to her big breasts, stomach and vagina. Her partner took two pies and pushed them into her chubby body.

Jemima then told her partner that she wanted. She was then shown getting chocolate syrup sprayed over her face, blonde hair and all over her golden naked body as she arched her back in ecstasy. The cuts then got a bit quicker. Lena was shown given her lover a tub of chocolate and strawberry ice cream and an ice cream scoop. He was then shown taking scoops of it and placing them all over her body. This included the top of her head, her armpits, her crotch, and the backs of her knees, her thighs and on her chest. She was seen shivering bit in great pleasure as this happened to her.

Jemima’s ass was then shown lowering onto a pie plate full of rice pudding. The chocolate sauce dripping all over her. Lena was then shown having strawberry puree, whipped cream and sprinkles placed all over her body. She posed like a model as a human sundae.








Jemima’s boyfriend was then shown asking,” Are you sure this isn’t taking things a bit too far. I mean the yoghurt was one thing, but. “ “Oh don’t be silly, we need to empty the leftovers from the fridge anyway. That casserole has just been sitting there for weeks now.”

Lena’s partner was then also shown looking unsure. “Baby, don’t worry. This is so hot. I am so turned on right now. I promise you will get the blowjob to end all blowjobs if you do this for me.” Jamima was then shown orgasming as the tuna casserole was poured down onto her head and body. Lumps of meat and vegetables rolled over her in a thick gravy like sauce. Lena was then shown having alphabet spaghetti poured up and down her thick chubby naked body. She was shown touching herself and orgasming as the sloppy mess plopped on her sexy body.

The two women were then shown in a split screen with their partners next to them lying on the bed, having just climaxed. They looked at each other and smiled. They then each rang one another simultaneously and said, “OMFG, that was amazing. LMAO.”

IACGMOOH Australia mess

These are some stills from IACGMOOH Australia that I found. Pretty hot older lady getting messed.









Monday, 4 March 2019

Tanya Jade from the commercial


Tanya Jade from the commercial

Tanya Jade appeared in a none too subtle Tampax commercial that featured her in a very short pair of khaki coloured shorts riding a bike, getting on and off of it, squatting and sitting on some stairs. The focus was certainly on her incredible legs and behind. I am not sure it was intentional, but that is what happened. The commercial got her noticed, as she was hoping it might do. She was noticed by someone working at a messy show and she was asked to appear. The person really liked what they saw in the commercial.  She was asked if she would appear dressed just as she was in the commercial. She agreed. This might get her even more exposure than the tampon commercial had.
During the show it was explained to everyone who she was and her commercial was played for everyone to see.  The host began to speak to her. “Well, we all really enjoyed that commercial,” he said,” There was an area of focus we noticed in it.” She blushed and laughed. A close up was shown. 

“Yeah I didn’t know it would be shot like that. It’s kind of embarrassing.” “You looked amazing though.” “Yeah but for all the wrong reasons,” she said, “It is a bit embarrassing to have your body up there for everyone to see in that specific way. I guess, at least some people seemed to like what they saw.” “Oh yes, I think a lot of people liked what they saw. We sure did. We are very happy to have you on the show today. Well you and your shorts.” She laughed. “I guess you know what happens on the show don’t you.” She giggled and blushed. “Yeah, I guess.” “Well, we have made some stairs very similar to the ones that you had sat on in the commercial, so please, would you come and make yourself comfortable?,” the host said.

She walked over and sat down, bending her knees. Her sexy legs bent in front of her. They looked just as they did in the commercial. She looked quite nervous. He asked her if she was ready. She smiled and gave a thumbs up, but looked very nervous.

She wasn’t one hundred percent sure what was going to happen or when. She just kind of smiled and waved. When she least suspected it, she heard a noise coming from above her. She raised her shoulders and closed her eyes just as a torrent of thick, sloppy brown gunge poured down upon her from above. It poured down onto her head and face and then all over her body. It splattered all over. It went all over her bare legs and all over her shorts, staining them a revolting brown colour all over. She made a funny face with her mouth. She stuck her hands out as the sloppy muck continued to pour all over her. It splattered all over the steps as well. She was totally covered in it.

The crowd cheered. She looked up and gave a thumbs up, but rubbed her hands on her arms and legs which felt about an inch thick with sloppy brown gunge. She was then given a bicycle to peddle off on.

Sunday, 3 March 2019

Emma Stone and Rachel Weisz the Favourite


Emma Stone and Rachel Weisz the Favourite

Emma Stone and Rachel Weisz were involved in a film called the Favourite where they played women who were interested in having a relationship with the queen played by Olivia Colman. This was quite implausible, but it was a successful film and was nominated for many awards. There was one scene that was deleted from the film that involved the queen punishing her two female lovers together. The two lovely ladies were going to be in for it.

The Queen was annoyed with both ladies and also wanted to have some fun at their expense. She ordered her guards to bring them to her together outside on the castle lawn. The guards went and got the ladies and dragged them out. The Queen then arrived. She then spoke, “These two young women have displeased me. They will now have to be punished for their crimes. “The two ladies looked very worried. They did not like one another much, as they were in competition for the Queen’s attention. “Guards, first these two must be stripped to their skin. If you will.” The guards then undressed the two women, pulling their gowns down and then removing their undergarments. The ladies had no choice but to comply as the Queen had their fate in her hands completely.  They blushed in embarrassment as they stood stark naked on the grass in the sun in front of the Queen.

“Now, bind them please,” she ordered. The ladies were then made to stand facing each other, with a tree in between them. They were made to stick their arms out and both of their arms were tied together with the tree in between. Their arms and legs wrapped around the tree and close to one another. The two women looked shocked and ashamed. Their pale bodies tied together.

“Now, these two need to be taught a lesson. Paddle them,” she ordered. Two of the guards were handed wooden paddles. The Queen counted from one two ten. Each time she said a number, the guards, spanked the naked women’s behinds with the paddles. They winced and moaned as they felt the paddles against their bare buttocks. The Queen was delighted to them getting their bare backsides spanked over and over. The women panted and sweated as they were spanked.

The Queen then ordered them to be doused with ice water as they appeared to be getting very hot and dirty in the hot son. The women gasped as freezing cold ice water was dumped all over the both of them. Their bodies now had goose bumps. Their nipples were hard and erect. She then ordered the waste from the kitchen be brought out and dumped upon them.

It began with bowls of leftover gruel, followed by the whole pot of what was served at breakfast. The women closed their eyes as cold gruel was dumped all over their naked bodies. They gasped as they felt the thick, lumpy, oatmeal like substance pour onto their heads, on their legs and all over their bare backs and backsides. The Queen delighted as she saw the gruel run all over their naked bodies.

They then emptied troughs of collected kitchen slop and waste over them. This included rotting food that had been there for several weeks at that point. It absolutely stunk. “Dump it upon them,” the Queen ordered. It was mostly brown and green. There were things like peas, carrots, rotten lettuce and tomato in the mix. It was dumped over the women, sticking all over them. They tried their best not to gag at the stench of what was now all over their bodies.

After that, was meant to be manure and the contents of some of the chamber pots in the castle were also dispatched upon the women. They were covered in the most revolting mess that was imaginable. The Queen found this most amusing and arousing.

She then ordered the guards to shackle the women and parade them around in the town. The townspeople were supplied with rotten fruit and vegetables with which they could use to pelt the disgraced women with. The Queen went to her boudoir and watched from her window as this happened with extreme pleasure. After this, the ladies were brought back to the castle. They were cleaned and brought before the Queen again. At this time, they were ordered to wash one another’s bodies. They had no choice but to comply.

They could do nothing more than wonder if she would do something like this again. They also learned not to scheme.

Minnie Driver fake mess

This is a fake messing of Minnie Driver.


Sunday, 24 February 2019

Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton


Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton

Meghan Markle had joined the Royal Family. She knew that she would have to make sacrifices and possibly go through some indignities, but she thought that it would be worth it because of the fame and money that came with it. She had not been married for more than a few weeks, before she found out what she had really agreed to.

Fast forward to just a few weeks later and she found herself completely naked in a pillory right next to her new sister in law Kate Middleton. She now knew their true role in the Royal Family. They were butt naked side by side. Their gorgeous bodies on display. The rest of the Royal family were sat at a large banquet table enjoying a sumptuous feast. They were positioned in the centre in full view of the rest of them. It was quite surreal. She looked over at Kate Middleton and then over at the table where their husbands, Prince Charles and his wife and the Queen and her husband dined on outrageously expensive cuisine. They were the guests of honour of sorts. They were the centre of attention. They had agreed to become a part of this family and the structure around it. They had basically sold themselves out to do this. Now they had to go through any indignity that any member of the Royal family saw fit. The two women were basically treated as possessions.

They had been brought out before the rest of the Royal family and made to undress for their amusement before being placed in the stocks. They were then doused with ice water, all over their bodies. The others joked that they were dirty commoners and needed a good cleaning. The older members of the Royal family especially looked down upon them as they were not from “royal stock” as they put it. They felt that they were above most everyone else as it was.

As for the Queen, they never really even spoke to her or even saw her. She barely knew who they were except for the fact that she did not like them very much and that they were both there as a means to reproduce. She made a decree and then her husband and son were told that they should approach the two naked women and administer ten spanks to each of their bare backsides. The two men smiled as they approached the ladies. They went behind them. They could clearly view their bare backsides from this position. They both smiled as they leaned back and got ready to spank. The numbers were read out from ten downwards. Each time a number was read, they spanked Kate and Meghan. They winced and grimaced as they felt their scaly old hands, slapping against their bare backsides.

When this was finished, the men changed positions and spanked the other woman another ten times. They were then each handed sumptuous cream pies that were covered in layers of sponge, fruit compote and cream. They were the most luxurious pies imaginable. Unfortunately, no one would be eating them, the men were going to get to cream the two women. They closed their eyes and grimaced as the men pushed the thick layers of creamy mess into their faces. They moved them around a bit, but without much effort the pies smushed and completely covered their faces entirely. Their faces were left covered in a mask of cream and fruit compote.

The men then returned to their seats. Some more courses of the meal were served. After each of the course, everyone at the table took the opportunity to take whatever was left and pelt the two naked women with it. They threw balls of food at the women which exploded all over them. It went all  over their legs, chests and bottoms. They were soon covered in the remains of each course.

Then all of what was left on their plates and in the serving trays on the table was scraped into two even larger silver bowls, creating a disgusting concoction of everything that was served all mixed together in a form of slop. Their husbands then stood up and brought these over to the ladies. They smiled as they lifted the trays over their wives and dumped the contents all over their heads and bodies. The smell was revolting. The women coughed and gagged a bit as they smelled the mess that was now being poured all over them. They were now completely covered. Meghan had never been humiliated like this before, but Kate was almost used to this sort of treatment now.

When it was nearly time for desert, some of the waiting staff got the task of dumping ambrosia salad all over the two women. It was in massive silver serving trays. It was a nauseating pink and white colour. The staff lifted the serving trays over the women and dumped the ambrosia all over them.
The staff were then ordered to bring all the kitchen waste from the preparation of the meal out and dump it over the women. The staff complied, pouring even more disgusting rubbish all over the two naked women.

The women were made to stay there in the stocks while the others drank and played cards and joked. They were left to wallow in the mess that was all over them. Meghan decided that she had better think more about all the money that she would be getting as a way of getting through such humiliation.