Caroline Wozniacki gunge your ex

Caroline Wozniacki gunge your ex

Caroline Wozniacki was quite a famous tennis player. She also had a number of high profile relationships with other athletes. There were a few of her partners that were dying to get revenge upon her. She could be a real pain in the neck at times. She had been naked in ESPN the magazine, now it was time to take part in something else that was a bit daring. Caroline had heard about the concept of gunge your ex. She was very intrigued by this idea. She loved the idea of getting to gunge her ex. She liked the idea so much that she challenged him to appear on it. He was a famous golfer.

 At first he did not reply. She decided to up the ante to try and get him to agree to it. She sent a message to him saying that if he was willing to agree to take part, she would be willing to raise the stakes. She would be willing to do in naked if she was to lose. This prompted him to agree. It was surprising that he had agreed to this as the stakes were so high. Both sides felt as though they were in the right and that they would be declared the winner.

The case was taken up before an audience. It was shot in a studio. Both sides would put their case across and the audience would get to vote on who was in the wrong more. Caroline thought that she was sure to win because the majority of the audience was female and she felt sure that they would take her side. The set up was very much like the Oprah Winfrey Show or something like that. Caroline wore a tennis skirt outfit that she would have worn to play tennis and her ex was dressed in clothing that he would typically wear during a golf tournament.

The format was straightforward. Each would get their chance to make their case why the other one was to blame and then there would be a vote. It appeared that Caroline had the odds firmly in her favour. The host was dressed as a judge in a judge’s robes and also a wig. “Today we are playing gunge your ex. We have Caroline vs. Rory. They were engaged, but are no longer together. They each will present their cases. Then our jury will make their decision. The winner will then get to gunge their ex as punishment. On top of that, as a special agreement, the loser will have to also get naked. The stakes are high, but who is to blame? Caroline gets to present her case first.”

“Well, I feel that my ex was noncommittal. We were engaged yet anytime I brought up making plans for the wedding, he would never really want to get involved at all. He seemed to really want to put the whole thing off.” It was then Rory’s chance. “Well, the truth is that we were engaged for a very short time and Caroline then tried to really rush things. She could not get the wedding planned quickly enough. She also became obsessive about it. She would go on and on about small details. She seemed to want to get the wedding over and done with. Then after the breakup, she moved on to another man very quickly. I think maybe she just wants to get married really badly.”

“Ok, there you have it. Two cases from these former fiancées, but who does the jury agree with? Everyone, it is time to cast your votes. “Everyone had an electronic voting device at their seats. They now were able to cast their votes. Although the majority of the audience was female. Rory was quite cute and endearing and made a really rational case. Caroline was still extremely confident that she would be the winner. 

“Ok,” the judge said,” It is time for our verdict. Good luck to everyone. There is a lot at stake here. Our jury finds favour of our defendant, Rory.” Caroline’s mouth dropped in horror. Rory smiled. “Do any jurors have anything to say about the decision they came to?” One middle aged woman in particular raised her hand. “Yes, we feel that the young lady was to blame. It appears that the young man had acted in good faith, but her actions lead to the relationship ending. That was very clear.”

Caroline looked very embarrassed. She was going to have to now make the walk of shame. Two stage hands dressed as bailiffs came and helped her up by hand. They made sure that she lived up the bargain. She was made to remove her top and then her skirt. She undid her bra and slid it off. She then twisted her waist, letting her panties fall to the ground. She laughed as she looked over at Rory. He shrugged his shoulders. This was all her idea after all. She attempted to cover her private areas with her hands. She was lead around the corner to a small step ladder. She climbed up it and took a seat on a seat that was suspended over a small pool of gunge. Rory was then brought over. Caroline would have to serve her punishment. 

Before getting her gunging, Rory was handed a large cream pie. Caroline knew where that was about to end up, but still had the nerve to make puppy dog eyes and plead with him not to do this. He just shrugged his shoulders. He took the pie and smiled at his naked ex. He then pushed the pie into her face, creaming her with it. He laughed as he did it. He took great delight in doing this to her. She laughed and blushed as she pulled the pie plate away from her face. Her face was left with blobs of creamy pie on it.

He then pulled the cord on her. First a bucket of purple gunge tipped over her head from above. She squealed as she did not expect this to happen. It splattered all over her. The seat below her then gave way and dropped her into the pool of dark blue gunge below. The lovely blonde landed with a splash. She found herself completely submerged beneath the surface. Everyone cheered as she hit the gunge. In a few moment, her messy head emerged from the mess. The gunge soaked her hair and covered her naked flesh. She looked up at her ex from the gunge pool totally deflated. She tried to keep a smile upon her face though. Her position was so surreal that she could not really believe it was really happening.