Christmas advert play

Christmas advert play

There was an advert that was on television that was on a few years ago. It took place during a play. The joke was the mother dressed her child as a pair of earphones because she wanted this item for herself for Christmas. She embarrassed her whole family. It was very greedy and selfish of her. Her husband looked mortified. He was very annoyed. He got very stroppy with her. He barely spoke to her. As they drove home, he was seething and planning to get revenge upon her when they got home.

Much to his surprise, as they were driving home, she whispered into his ear,” Look I’m sorry. I know how I can make it up to you though. “His ears perked up. “How about, Christmas dinner is on me. Literally…naked. I’ll let you take off my clothes and then you can pour Christmas dinner all over me.” She talked in a very sexy voice and made very sexy eyes. He now became very interested.

During Christmas dinner, she made constant sexualised motions with the food. When it was finished, she said,” Ok, time for leftovers. She approached him and began to kiss him passionately. He leaned over and they began to unbutton her blouse. When it was unbuttoned, she threw it aside. They then undid her trousers. They lowered them down her long legs to the ground. She was left in her black underwear. Her long languid body looked very sexy. She then undid her bra and removed it. Finally, she lowered her panties to the ground. She sat down onto a chair. She handed him handcuffs and he cuffed her hands behind her back. She spread her legs for him. She made eyes at him and told him that he could have his revenge.

He began to dump plates of food over her. There was bits of turkey, sprouts, parsnips, pigs in blankets and stuffing. Plate by plate, he swept the leftover contents onto his wife’s head and onto her body. He then poured broccoli and cheese all over. It stuck to the side of her head and onto her legs.

He then emptied the serving dishes upon her. Blobs of stuffing, bits of Yorkshire pudding, cranberry sauce and mashed potato were dumped upon her. She then received sweet potatoes, cabbage and mashed suede and carrot. He wildly dumped each bowl all over his embarrassing wife. It was her turn to get embarrassed.

He then got to pour the white sauce and gravy all over her. They were in jugs. He held them over her and poured it all over her face and ponytail. He then dumped more onto her chest, back, legs and behind. She was totally covered in Christmas lunch from head to toe.

To finish her off, he took the remains of the Christmas pudding and plastered it with his hand all over her vagina and onto her head and face. She had never imagined that she would be in this position, having pudding all over her body including her private parts. He then finished her off with white brandy butter and custard.

He then pulled a cracker, made a joke about her and placed the paper hat on her head. He then photographed her. She wiggled her eyebrows. They then went to bed.