Susanna Hoffs then and now

Susanna Hoffs then and now

Susanna Hoffs was the most famous and most attractive member of the Bangles. When the group became famous, she was pushed to the front. All of the focus seemed to be on her. The rest of the group became annoyed and resentful of this. They had always been equal partners in the group, now all anyone wanted to focus on was Susanna. They began to dislike her. They felt that they would be justified in getting revenge upon her. They felt that she deserved it thoroughly. There was three of them and one of her and they were determined to get their own back upon her. She had famous sexy eyes and hair. They really wanted to embarrass her for all the world to see.

The group was due to appear on a talk show. They lead Susanna to believe that it was to discuss their latest single. In reality, it was a Noel’s house party style set up.  It was really all a set up for the Bangles to get messy revenge upon their sexy bandmate. In their minds, she really did believe that she was better than the rest of them. This was not really true. She did enjoy the spotlight and the attention that she was getting, but it was not her doing. She did not make everyone pay more attention to her. She was slightly embarrassed by it, if anything. Well, on this day, she would be much more embarrassed than she had ever been before.

The interview started as they normally did. The group was sat on a couch talking to the host of the show. In the middle of what they were talking about, though, he began to change tact. “Susanna, you think that you are here talk about your latest single,” he said. “She looked at him slightly incredulously. “Yeah,” she said. The others began to snicker and smile. “Well, actually, we asked you here to discuss something quite different.” She looked a bit shocked and slightly worried. “Well, you see it was actually your bandmates that contacted the show to talk about you.” “About me? I don’t…,” she replied. “You see they have been saying that you are a bit of a diva. That you always insist on the limelight being upon you. That you are a bit selfish.” “I don’t.. that’s not true..I.” “So, they contacted us because they want to get their own back upon you.” The ladies smiled and rubbed their hands together. Susanna looked stunned. She tried to look at them for an answer, but they just lowered their eyes and turned away. “So, we think it is only right for your bandmates to get their revenge upon you.” The audience cheered. “Wait.. No.. You can’t… I haven’t.” “Who thinks that she deserves this?,” the crowd cheered and her bandmates followed suit. “Who thinks that she should get gunged?” They all cheered again. Susanna’s face was a picture. Her eyes widened comically. The three band members cackled. “Ok, ladies. Get her,” the host said.

They set upon Susanna. They ripped her black dress off and pulled off the scant underwear that she had on underneath. She was left naked apart from her short boots and her jewellery. They then pulled her arms behind her back and handcuffed her. She made puppy dog eyes pleading with them not do this.

The women were then all handed two pies a piece, one for each hand. They went towards her and all at once smashed all of their pies all over Susanna’s face and body. She tried to use her legs to shield herself, but she was soon covered from head to toe in pie. Some of them being cherry and strawberry pie. Pie stuck all over her spiralled hair. Her nose and cheeks were covered in pie. A blob of cherry pie stuck to her nose.

They then took buckets of multi-coloured slime and tossed them all over their naked bandmate. She screamed as they splashed the sloppy slime all over her. The colours were almost fluorescent. They were orange, purple, blue and green. They laughed as they covered her in it.  They then pulled away and revealed how she looked, covered in sloppy slime. She blushed. She tried to shield herself from the camera, but everyone got to see her.

Many years later, history repeated itself. Susanna was 59, but she still was more attractive than most women half her age. She looked incredible. Her body was gorgeous. She looked slightly different, but every bit as sexy as she had when she was famous.

The band was playing a reunion concert. They found out that Susanna was getting more money than the other three band members were. They thought to themselves, if she could continue to be like this, they would also repeat what they had done.

Susanna was on stage playing guitar and singing. She was wearing another sexy black dress as well. The members of the group snuck backstage and grabbed buckets of sloppy festival leftovers. One of the bandmates came up behind her and tapped her on the shoulder. When she turned, they smashed a sheet cake into her face. The hold cake imploded over her. The other members then ran at her with large jugs of leftover food. It included ketchup, mustard, nacho cheese and chilli. She screamed as they dumped the sloppy mess over her. It oozed down her body. Mess could be seen rolling down her body, down her legs. Her face and hair were covered in globs of sloppy food.

This time she just smiled and rolled her eyes giving a sexy smile. They all laughed together. They were still friends, but they felt she needed to be put back into her place from time to time.