Kristen Stewart prestigious award
Kristen Stewart was disliked by quite a lot of people
because she played a role or two that people found very annoying in some very successful,
but perhaps not great quality films that were very prominent. Some people
thought that the character that she played in one famous film franchise was,
perhaps, the most annoying character in movies in recent years. This role was
so disliked, she received the dubious distinction of being chosen as the worst
character and actress of all time by a film magazine. It was in good fun, but
there was also an awards ceremony. Usually, the recipients never came to this,
for obvious reasons. However, when Kristen heard, she decided that she might
turn up. She posted on social media that she would love to attend. The
organisers replied that there may be a special prize/punishment if she really
did show up. She told them that they could do their worst. She was going along
with it and having a bit of a laugh with it. Of course, the organisers were
thrilled that she would be attending and everything was discussed beforehand.
She agreed to all of it and was very gracious. Although, it was discussed that
she would be acting a bit annoyed and put out by the whole thing, but it was
just acting. She knew that she was actually a good actress, but she was
required to act the way she did in the films, because that was how she was
instructed to play the role. It was what the filmmakers wanted. It wasn’t her
place to change things in the films that she was in.
By this time she had shorter hair, though it was not cut off
completely at the time. She wore a sexy, elegant, but still edgy blue dress.
She sat in the audience for the show. There weren’t really any other
celebrities there, but there were people dressed as celebrities including
cartoon characters and science fiction character such as Chewbacca. It was
quite humorous because the others tried to look very serious as if it was a
proper awards show. It finally came time for her award. She and the other
nominee’s names were read out. The others were impersonators or people that
looked nothing like the real actresses. When her name was read out, Kristen was
shown crossing her fingers as if the award was a good thing and one that she
really wanted to win quite badly.
The presenter then paused to read the results. “And the
winner of worst character/ actress in a film series is…Kristen Stewart.” She
jumped to her feet and looked shocked. She hugged some who was sat next to her
who was in a Godzilla costume, and a bad one at that. She then ran up on the
stage. She pretended to trip on her way up as well. She was helped up and went
to the podium, clutching the award. The award itself wad comical too. It looked
very cheap, like a cheap bowling trophy. It had her name written on post it
note that was attached to it.
“I can’t believe this what an honour. I have worked so hard,
but I never dreamed I would get such a prestigious award. This is better than
the Oscar and the Grammy combined. This is the greatest moment of my life.
Thank you to everyone who made the films and gave me such a bad role with such
terrible lines. I could not have done this without you.”
As she was talking the presenter leaned over and said,”
Well, we also have a special prize for you that goes with this award. Just look
up,” he said and pointed up above. She looked up inquisitively. As she looked
up, a torrent of sloppy brown and green gunge began to pour down all over her. It
poured straight down onto her face as she was looking upward.
She closed her eyes as the lumpy mess poured down her face
and all over her body. It poured down her shoulders, almost knocking her dress
clean off of her in the process because of the force of the mess being dumped.
She did not attempt to move. She just threw her arms up and to the sides as she
was covered in the mess. It bore a very strong resemblance to a mixture of beef
stew and pea soup.
She began to rub the mess around playfully on her breasts
and licked her lips suggestively. “My girlfriend is going to love this. She
knows just how dirty I can really be,” she exclaimed. She giggled as the sloppy
mess continued pouring all over her. It was filled with different coloured
lumps as well. She was soon covered from head to toe. She had to use her hands
to keep her dress from falling, now from the weight of the mess that was all
over her.
The camera panned up from her boots to her legs to her dress
to her necklaces and finally to her face. Everything was covered in thick
layers of the heavy, lumpy sloppy mess. She then leaned over and resumed her
speech. “As I was saying, I am truly honoured to receive this prestigious award
and… everything that goes along with it.” She took a bit of a bow and clomped
off.
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