Sunday, 26 May 2019

Kristen Stewart prestigious award


Kristen Stewart prestigious award

Kristen Stewart was disliked by quite a lot of people because she played a role or two that people found very annoying in some very successful, but perhaps not great quality films that were very prominent. Some people thought that the character that she played in one famous film franchise was, perhaps, the most annoying character in movies in recent years. This role was so disliked, she received the dubious distinction of being chosen as the worst character and actress of all time by a film magazine. It was in good fun, but there was also an awards ceremony. Usually, the recipients never came to this, for obvious reasons. However, when Kristen heard, she decided that she might turn up. She posted on social media that she would love to attend. The organisers replied that there may be a special prize/punishment if she really did show up. She told them that they could do their worst. She was going along with it and having a bit of a laugh with it. Of course, the organisers were thrilled that she would be attending and everything was discussed beforehand. She agreed to all of it and was very gracious. Although, it was discussed that she would be acting a bit annoyed and put out by the whole thing, but it was just acting. She knew that she was actually a good actress, but she was required to act the way she did in the films, because that was how she was instructed to play the role. It was what the filmmakers wanted. It wasn’t her place to change things in the films that she was in.
By this time she had shorter hair, though it was not cut off completely at the time. She wore a sexy, elegant, but still edgy blue dress. She sat in the audience for the show. There weren’t really any other celebrities there, but there were people dressed as celebrities including cartoon characters and science fiction character such as Chewbacca. It was quite humorous because the others tried to look very serious as if it was a proper awards show. It finally came time for her award. She and the other nominee’s names were read out. The others were impersonators or people that looked nothing like the real actresses. When her name was read out, Kristen was shown crossing her fingers as if the award was a good thing and one that she really wanted to win quite badly.

The presenter then paused to read the results. “And the winner of worst character/ actress in a film series is…Kristen Stewart.” She jumped to her feet and looked shocked. She hugged some who was sat next to her who was in a Godzilla costume, and a bad one at that. She then ran up on the stage. She pretended to trip on her way up as well. She was helped up and went to the podium, clutching the award. The award itself wad comical too. It looked very cheap, like a cheap bowling trophy. It had her name written on post it note that was attached to it.

“I can’t believe this what an honour. I have worked so hard, but I never dreamed I would get such a prestigious award. This is better than the Oscar and the Grammy combined. This is the greatest moment of my life. Thank you to everyone who made the films and gave me such a bad role with such terrible lines. I could not have done this without you.”

As she was talking the presenter leaned over and said,” Well, we also have a special prize for you that goes with this award. Just look up,” he said and pointed up above. She looked up inquisitively. As she looked up, a torrent of sloppy brown and green gunge began to pour down all over her. It poured straight down onto her face as she was looking upward.

She closed her eyes as the lumpy mess poured down her face and all over her body. It poured down her shoulders, almost knocking her dress clean off of her in the process because of the force of the mess being dumped. She did not attempt to move. She just threw her arms up and to the sides as she was covered in the mess. It bore a very strong resemblance to a mixture of beef stew and pea soup.

She began to rub the mess around playfully on her breasts and licked her lips suggestively. “My girlfriend is going to love this. She knows just how dirty I can really be,” she exclaimed. She giggled as the sloppy mess continued pouring all over her. It was filled with different coloured lumps as well. She was soon covered from head to toe. She had to use her hands to keep her dress from falling, now from the weight of the mess that was all over her.

The camera panned up from her boots to her legs to her dress to her necklaces and finally to her face. Everything was covered in thick layers of the heavy, lumpy sloppy mess. She then leaned over and resumed her speech. “As I was saying, I am truly honoured to receive this prestigious award and… everything that goes along with it.” She took a bit of a bow and clomped off.

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