Ferne McCann and her jugs

Ferne McCann and her jugs

Ferne McCann was a bit of a spoiled cow and a bit of a spotlight seeker. She was always trying to expand her spotlight, so when she was asked to appear on a late night talk show, she jumped at the chance. She was not well liked by many of her other colleagues. She was asked to appear on the show by Holly Willoughby whom she had worked with before. She was all too happy to agree, but what she was not aware of was the show was a set up. Holly and other such as Phillip Schofield were going to be on the show as well. They all wanted her to come on the show so that they could get some messy revenge upon her for her diva like attitude. They wanted to embarrass her in front of the entire world. The week leading up to the show, Holly texted Ferne saying “Get ready”. She never explained why. Ferne thought that it was a bit odd, but she did not think much of it.

On the show she wore a ridiculously tight fitting low cut green dress with her hair back in a ponytail. She was not aware that her surgically enhanced face and body were about to be covered in sloppy mess. Ferne was really vain and full of herself, so she was not going to like this at all. She considered being a model and a reality television personality to be a really difficult job. She saw the show simply as a means of getting more airtime. She did not really care much about it outside of that.

The show was basically connected with Celebrity Juice. However, there were more talk show type elements to it. Keith turned to Holly at one point and said,” Holly, you asked for Ferne to be invited on the show can you explain to everyone why, please?” “Well, Ferne, I take it you received my texts warning you get ready. Well, I suppose you were wondering what I was referring to. Well, you see, I wanted to have you come on the show because we are doing a bit where we get a measure of revenge on a celebrity that we work with and I thought that it had to be you and Phillip wholeheartedly agreed. Basically, you are a self-absorbed entitled little witch who is a nightmare to work with. You think that everything is so hard, but you are a model and a reality television personality. You have never had to work hard a day in your life to be honest, but you still constantly complain. So, we all think that you deserve a measure of punishment.” Ferne looked at her with anger, staring daggers at her. She was incensed. “Now wait a minute..” She was cut off,” So I think it is time that you received your punishment. Guys can you grab her for us?”

Stage hands came out and took Ferne by the arms. They lead her to some restraints. Her ankles and wrists were cuffed, leaving her prone to anything that was going to be dished her. “I think it is time for her to get dirty,” Holly shouted. She and Phillip then walked over to the prone model. Ferne tried to kick and wriggled wildly. She tried in vain to escape, but found that this was not possible. She was stuck and was going to have to take whatever they were about to dish out upon her.  She begged them off. Her beautiful body was about to get covered in revolting sloppy mess.

“I think that we should start with some nice baked beans,” Keith said. “Oh, yes that would be lovely,” Phillip replied. Holly and Phillip were handed two jugs of baked beans a piece. They smiled evilly as they approached Ferne. “No, you can’t do this. You wouldn’t,” she pleaded. “Oh yes we will,” Holly replied. She revelled in Ferne’s revulsion. She squirmed as they slowly approached her carrying the jugs in both hands. “Actually, I don’t think she would want us to mess that dress up,” Holly said. She took one hand and pushed her dress down her body from the cleavage. This revealed Ferne’s dark red matching bra and panties and revealed even more of her sexy if possibly augmented body.

They then began to pour the baked beans all over her body. She screamed as they began to slowly dump the beans all over her. One poured beans over her head and down her chest while the other poured them onto her behind and down her stomach, falling all over her sexy legs. The beans cascaded slowly down her half naked stacked tanned toned body. They flowed down her face and ponytail. She recoiled as she felt the cool beans all over her sexy body. She could not believe how the beans felt all over her.

Next they were given similar jugs filled with custard. They laughed as they began to pour the custard down over her head. It coated her hair and the top of her head before dripping down her face and then down over body. Custard poured onto her massive chest, onto her sexy behind and down her legs and stomach. The custard flowing all over her incredible tanned body was an incredible visual. It got all over her knees and on her calves. Holly rubbed some of the custard around on her stomach.

They then followed the custard with some gravy. Again, the gravy was in similar jugs as the ones used previously. Ferne was going to be seeing those jugs in her nightmares. It was ironic that they were being used to disperse mess all over her jugs. She closed her eyes as the two of them began to pour thick sloppy gravy all over her. They made sure that they got the gravy over as much of her body as the possibly could, slowly dumping it all over her. Her body was soon covered and dripping in the sloppy gravy. It was all over her chest, legs and behind. Gravy dripped from her nose and chin onto the floor below.

She was about to get even more filthy because the next jugs were filled with rotten eggs. She shook her head and closed her eyes. She screamed, “It stinks,” as they dumped the rotten eggs all over her. The slimy eggs slid all the way down over her body. They did smell revolting.

They finished her off with jugs of five bean chilli. “You cannot be serious,” she shouted as they approached. They giggled as they approached. They then tipped the jugs of chilli over her. Her friends at home were never going to look at her the same way again after this. Everyone laughed as they watched the chilli plop all over her semi-clothed body. She recoiled as she felt the greasy, lumpy mess falling all over her body. They then tipped sour cream over her, just to finish her off.

She was livid, but that just made the whole thing that much more amusing to everyone watching. She was just proving how deserving she really was of what she was getting.