Shana Storage Wars

Shana Storage Wars

Shana and Edwina were some of the newer buyers on Storage Wars. Shana was a very voluptuous female with a very sexy curvy body. She had an amazing face, figure and hair. She sometimes would get into small arguments with some of the other buyers who would try to bid people up. There was an episode when she made a bet on who would make the most profit on the unit that they purchased.  The winner was going to get to pour messy all over the loser. Her partner Edwina had told her to speak for herself. She would not be joining her if they were to lose. The bet was between Shana, Mary and the buyer that everyone disliked the most, Dave Hester. Dave was the one that everyone loved to hate. He would try to annoy the other buyers on purpose. He was very smart though and pretty much always made the most profit when he was on the show. She loved the idea of winning and embarrassing him. He really did not want to lose. He would almost always come out on top. He was very experienced in the game.

Everyone teased one another throughout the show about who was going to end up getting messy. Dave was the master of psychological warfare. He knew just how to get into people’s heads. All three bought lockers at very similar costs. The show then proceeded as usual with each person tallying up their totals as they went through their respective lockers. They each found an item that they had to get inspected by an expert. They all made a profit, but no one really made any big money. Each person was a bit worried about what the outcome was going to be for them. Luck played a big role in these things. Dave had spent a bit more, so he would need to earn more in order to get a larger profit.

They were then shown adding up how much the items in their lockers were worth. When these were totalled up everyone was quite close in value and in profit so things were going to come down to the unusual items that each discovered that were having to be viewed by experts. Of course, the bidders were not told how their opponents were getting on. They would have to wait until the reveal at the end of the show to find out who came in first and who came in last place. Dave, of course, was extremely confident that he would be the winner. The audience watching at home had a pretty good idea of how each bidder had done, but they were not told the exact totals either as a means of adding to the suspense.

The bidders were then gathered together to hear the results and to see which one of them would finish last and who would receive the messing. Everyone looked nervous to some degree. It was Dan and Laura who would be reading the results. They were the auctioneers on most episodes of the show. Although no one liked Dave, the results were verified so that no one could cheat. They announced who finished second place first. This person was saved. They revealed that this would be Mary. Mary looked relieved. She was overjoyed that she would be avoiding the mess. This set up the final showdown between Shana and Dave. Edwina was there routing for her partner, but secretly thinking that she may enjoy seeing her get messed as well. Shana began looking very nervous.

“It now comes down to Shana and Dave. One of you finished first, the other finished last.  Who is it going to be?,” Laura said. Shana crossed her fingers nervously. “Ok so one of you made $500 in profit and the other made $200 in profit. Not a huge gap, but a clear one for sure,” she explained. “The winner of the challenge today is… Dave.” He smiled smugly. Shana’s face dropped. “OMG, no. I can’t believe this,” she exclaimed. “Oh believe it,” Dave said sarcastically. She blushed bright red knowing that she was about to have her sexy, curvaceous body covered in sloppy mess. She laughed in embarrassment, burying her face in her hands.

A stool was brought out for her to take a seat on. She lowered her sexy behind onto the seat and crossed her legs. She wore jeans and a white jumper that offset off of one of her shoulders. Her big behind and legs dwarfed the stool. She threw her head back, shaking her hair and then threw it back down again. She was bright red with embarrassment. Dave would never let her live this down. He was a conceded jerk and he was now going to get to embarrass her in front of the entire world. Edwina did her very best not laugh at her friend’s predicament. “I am so glad that I said that I did not want any part of this,” she said,” Better her than me.” Shana started to make funny facial expressions in anticipation of the mess that was potentially coming her way. She big smile, nose and butt were about to get covered in mess. She looked incredible, but she was going to look even better covered in sloppy mess. Dave looked very pleased with himself.

Some containers of messy food were brought out to be used upon Shana. To start with was a gigantic pot filled with minestrone soup. Dave took a large wooden spoon and swirled it around in the post, mixing the soup around. “This is going to be an absolute pleasure,” she scoffed. “You SOB, you are just loving this,” Shana said, pointing at him in annoyance. She stuck her tongue out and made funny over exaggerated faces of shock and disgust. He chuckled as he lifted the pot and began to tip the contents out all over Shana. There were bits of small pasta and vegetables throughout the soup. She closed her eyes and screamed as the soup poured down over her, soaking her sweater and her hair and leaving bits of the pasta, carrots, peas etc. stuck all over her. Her clothes were soaked in the brown broth. Edwina could not help but burst out laughing as she witnessed this happening to her best friend.

Next Dave was given bottles of ketchup and of mustard to use on Shana. Shana’s eyes widened and her mouth fell wide open when she saw what he had. She knew that he was about to cover her in these condiments. She sprayed some all over her nose and cheeks first and then sprayed some on her jeans, over her behind and onto her legs. He then sprayed more over her shoulder and then onto her chest and all over her burgundy hair. Blobs of each dripped down from her nose and chin. She was soon dripping from head to toe with lines and blobs of yellow and red condiments. She looked like a human hot dog. A huge glob of ketchup dangled from her nose. Mustard splattered across her lips.

He then began to add to this by using burger sauce and pickled relish upon her. He took one bottle in each hand and turned them over, aiming them at her. He then began to violently shake them. A large splatter of burger sauce fell onto her knee and down her thigh and calf. He used his hands to splatter more of the burger sauce around in her hair and onto her face. Blobs of green relish plopped onto her nose and forehead as well as down between her curvaceous boobs. “That shit is all over my tits,” she thought to herself. Some fell into her top.

He then was given two jugs of custard which he tipped down her back and over her head initially, before dispersing more down onto her jeans and onto her chest. She closed her eyes as the custard fell all over her face and down her neck and shoulders. She crossed her arms and licked her lips as he poured custard all over her body. She could feel it all over her. He even tipped some down the back of her jeans. She could feel it slide down onto her behind, on her butt cheeks and into her butt crack, soaking her sexy thing panties in the process. More fell all over her curvy boobs. She was totally covered in it before he was finished.

He finished her off by taking two jugs of baked beans and slowly pouring them all over her body, causing them to stick all over her already mess covered body. Beans stuck to her lips, forehead, cheeks and nose. They fell onto and inside of her sweater and her jeans. She was soaked in slimy bean juice and could feel beans inside of her clothing on her sexy body.

Dave took a bow and smiled with satisfaction. Edwina could not help but laugh. Shana just shrugged her shoulders. She stood up and wiggled her body around, allowing some of the collected mess to shake free and to fall down her body to the floor.