WWE Splatterjack

WWE Splatterjack

Crackerjack had a special episode starring WWE stars. In Splatterjack there was a competition between contenders for the women’s tag team championships. The Champions were Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross. On the other side were Dana Brooke and Carmella. The way it would work was that one partner would be sat in position. The other would be the one answering the questions. Sat in the hot seat for their respective teams were Alexa Bliss and Carmella. The game worked as normal. When a contestant was closest in their answer, they would get to pump up their partner, raising them closer and closer to the gigantic gunge balloon above them. The questions were related to the partner. It would also be a test to see which team knew each other best. Carmella and Dana had not been a team very long so Nikki had the advantage in some ways. Either Alexa or Carmella was going to end up covered in the sloppy gunge that hovered above their heads. Their fate was in the hands of their tag team partners. They both looked very worried looking above them.

The segment started. Sam and Mark introduced the two teams. “Firstly, we have Nikki Cross who is playing for her tag team partner Alexa Bliss.” “We are so excited to be here aren’t we Lexi. This is going to be amazing. I just can’t wait.” Alexa looked at her and chuckled,” Speak for yourself girl. I am happy to be here, but I am the one whose butt is on the line here. You had better not be too good at answering those questions, otherwise, I will get covered in slime.”

“We also have a new team of Carmella and Dana Brooke. Welcome ladies.” “Well, hello”, Carmella said. “You two have not been teaming for very long, but you have known each other for years.” “Oh yeah, we have been in the company together for years. We know each other pretty well. Hopefully not too well. I don’t want to end up covered in slime any more than Alexa does,” Carmella said. “Well, I will do my best,” Dana said. Dana’s win loss record was absolutely abysmal. Until recently, she had not won a match on television in many, many years. “To be honest, I would love to win and pump Carmella up into the mess. We are also rivals as well as partners.”

“Let’s see what we have waiting for the ladies above their heads. For Alexa, she is sometimes referred to as biscuit butt. We thought that biscuits could always use a little bit of gravy, so we have ghastly gravy for her. That biscuit butt may get covered in ghastly gravy. For Carmella, we have soggy salad dressing.” Of Course, as always, these were not accurate, there was only thick gunge in the balloons above them. They were dressed in outfits typical to what they would wear in the ring. Alexa and Carmella looked above them and nervously laughed. They hoped that their partners were not too accurate in their answers.

As usual, Nikki and Dana were given chalk boards to write their answers on. They would be asked a series of questions for which the answers were numbers. The one who got the closest would win and would get a certain amount of seconds to pump up their partner, sending them closer to the gunge filled balloon that lay in waiting over their head.

The first question was how many times had Alexa been champion. The answer was five. Nikki guessed four. Dana guessed three. That meant that Nikki was closer and won the point. She got to go over to the pump. Alexa blushed and looked above her with trepidation. Nikki was in position. The time to pump started. She began to pump. It became evident that the wrestlers were much stronger than the children who usually did the pumping. Nikki was quite determined as well. After the few seconds, Alexa was pumped up quite a ways upwards towards the gunge above. Everyone oohed and awed. “Nikki did a great job of pumping. Alexa, you had better hope that she does not get too many more questions correct otherwise you could be in deep, deep trouble.” “Yes, thank you. I can see that. Nikki I won’t be too disappointed if we lose this one. Just so you know.”

The next question was how many women’s tag team champions had there been at that time. Nikki guessed five. Dana guessed seven. Everyone held their breath and waited for the correct answer. The correct answer was revealed to be five. Nikki had gotten that one correct as well. Nikki celebrated. Alexa was shown looking above her and grimacing. “Nikki you know what that means. That means you get to pump your partner up.” Nikki clapped and ran over to the pumping area. They told her that she may start. She pumped the pump as hard and as fast as she possibly could. Alexa closed her eyes and screwed her face up as she came closer and closer to the gunge above. When the time stopped, she was left precariously close to the top. It was clear that if Nikki got one more answer correct that Alexa was done for. “Alexa looks like she is in deep, deep trouble now. We may be seeing biscuit butt getting covered in gravy very shortly.

The next question was how many championships had Carmella won. Nikki answered two. Dana answered three. It was now time to reveal the correct answer. The answer happened to be only one. Nikki was closest. Alexa shook her head and blushed nervously laughing. “Nikki, how could you do this?,” she joked. Nikki shrugged her shoulders and laughed. “Sorry, Lexi,” she said. “Nikki you are our winner. You know what that means. You get to pump Alexa up once again. Alexa you had been get ready because you are about to be pumped right into that gravy.”

Nikki got into position. Carmella looked relieved. Dana looked a bit disappointed, but everyone was happy to see what was about to happen to Alexa. Alexa shook her head. She tensed up and lowered her head slightly as Nikki was given the go ahead to start pumping again. Nikki began furiously pumping the pump. Alexa ascended further.

Everyone braced themselves as the pin on the device hit the gunge balloon above Alexa. As it hit, the gunge balloon exploded. It worked properly this time. There had been a number of times when the device had malfunctioned in its execution. Alexa closed her eyes as the balloon exploded sending the ghastly gravy exploding all over her. It fell over her hair and down her face. The gravy was green for some reason. It was thick and sloppy. It fell all over her body. It got all over her chest and all over her legs as well as her butt. It dispersed all over her.

She tossed her head back and laughed. The three others laughed at what they were witnessing. Alexa was covered completely in sloppy gunge. It went all over her body. She was showered in it. She could do nothing but laugh as she felt the mess all over her body. It was splattered all over her. It was a perfect hit on her, causing the gunge to get all over her. She could feel gunge on her seat underneath her behind. Her gorgeous body was covered in messy gunge.

She looked at Nikki. “Nikki!,” she shouted jokingly. “Alexa how was that?,” she was asked. “It was.. it was wonderful. I have to say. It feels quite nice in a weird sort of way. Is that wrong? Oh well. How funny.” The hosts then thanked the WWE stars for taking part in the show.