Battle of the butts Lacey vs. Alexa

 

Warning: There is only a little bit of mess in this story, but I hope you enjoy it.

Battle of the butts Lacey vs. Alexa

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a very special episode of Smackdown Live. Tonight we have a very special matchup. It is going to be the first ever battle of the butts. It is going to be Alexa Bliss taking on Lacey Evans. They will be pitting their butts against each other. It is going to be a combination of a kiss my ass, spanking, stinkface match. We have what may be the two most fantastic butts in the history of the WWE squaring off. Someone is going to be coming face to face with their opponent’s backside. Someone’s behind is going to be getting spanked as well. Let’s hear from the two ladies.”

Alexa came on first. “It’s a big night. Battle of the butts. My butt against Lacey Evans’ butt. Lacey, my butt is a celebrity in it’s own right. It has its own social media account. Your butt may be nice, but it is nothing compared to my posterior. Honey, you are going to get a treat. You are going to come face to face with my butt. You are going to get a bird’s eye view. Your face is going to be wedged right between my cheeks. Then you are going to have to bend over and I am going to spank that that in front of everyone. Some guys out there would give anything for the privilege that you are going to get tonight.”

It was then Lacey’s turn,” Alexa Bliss, you are a nasty and that behind of yours is nasty too. You think that derriere of yours can compare to mine? Don’t make me laugh. This is the finest behind you have ever seen. I cannot wait to make you kiss my butt. My butt is gorgeous. It’s all ready for you. And if you think that I am going to be having my face anywhere near that filthy, dirty ass of yours, you have another thing coming.”

“This is certainly going to be one for the ages. These ladies are going to be putting it all on the line. It is going to be incredibly humiliating for one of these ladies tonight.” Both ladies did their normal entrances. It was time for battle of the butts. The two women stretched as they readied themselves to lock up together. They came together in the centre of the ring. They inched closer and were now face to face. “These ladies are now meeting face to face. In a few short moments one of them will be kissing the other’s behind right in the centre of that very ring. It could get dirty out there.” Lacey started trash talking. She bent over and pointed to her backside. Honey, you are going to be getting the honour of kissing this lovely behind of mine tonight. I hope that you are ready to pucker up.” Alexa snickered. “Lacey, I am going to enjoy making you kiss my ass. That pretty face is going to be right up my crack. I hope you will like the view.” “That will never happen. That backside of yours is just nasty. Look how thick and sweaty it is. PU. You stink.”

She then pulled out her cloth that she used as a prop. She began to swish it in the air and wipe her brow. Alexa grabbed it from her. Lacey pointed at her saying, “What do you think you are doing? Give that back.” Alexa held it up for the crowd. She then bent over, sticking her backside out and wiggling it about. She then took the cloth and wiggled it. “You would not dare,” Lacey shouted. Alexa took the cloth and as she was bending over, mimicking wiping her backside with it, pushing it back and forth. Lacey’s mouth fell open in shock. Alexa then threw the cloth back at Lacey. Lacey pretended to be disgusted, trying to throw it away from her. She fell backwards on her behind as the crowd laughed at her. ”Oh my word. You absolutely stink,” she shouted. Alexa wiggled her behind. She smirked and then slapped her backside a few times.

Lacey was livid. She lunged toward Alexa, but Alexa flipped her over into a schoolgirl, rolling her up. Lacey’s legs were in the air and her behind was raised. Alexa smirked knowingly. She slapped Lacey’s behind a few times and attempted to pull her shorts down. Lacey scurried away into the corner. Alexa ran towards her but Lacey moved. Alexa ran into the turnbuckle. Lacey attempted to roll her up from behind. She pulled at Alexa’s bottom and spanked her backside a few times much as Alexa had done to her moments earlier. She wildly slapped her. Alexa was able to slide away, having to pat her bottom as it was sore. Lacey pointed at her and laughed.

The two then met in the center of the ring locking up. Lacey threw Alexa into the ropes. Alexa jumped onto the ground. Alexa jumped over her. Alexa then landed an arm drag and then put Lacey into a headlock. As she had her head in the lock, she started teasing her. “Oh yeah Lacey. You are going to being getting acquainted with my butt and there is nothing you can do about it.” This enraged Lacey. She lifted Alexa up and executed a back drop. She then reached over and pulled her into a reverse leg lock, pulling on Alexa’s leg. Lacey mocked Alexa again. She was losing her temper a it. “It is going to be your pleasure when you get to taste this sweet, sweet ass of mine.”

Lacey lifted Alexa up and pushed her into the corner. She kicked her a few times. She then moved towards the centre of the ring. She began to suggestively roll her hips and her body as she would usually do when she was removing her hat and other items of apparel that she would wear to the ring. She moved like a stripper. She started to undo the buttons on the front of her bottoms. She swung her hips from side to side as she teased undoing them. She undid the first two. Alexa got up though and pushed her into the corner. Lacey was thrust into the corner. She was bent over. Alexa then began to spank her backside over and over again as the crowd counted to ten. Lacey kicked her legs wildly. Alexa attempted to pull down her opponent’s bottoms, but Lacey broke free. She pulled away and fell out of the ring onto her behind. Alexa turned around and pointed at her behind.

As Lacey got to her feet, Alexa executed a suicide dive onto Lacey through the ropes. She landed a cross body, knocking her on the ground. She then lifted her body onto the announce table. She hooked her head and tried to connect on a DDT, but Lacey blocked it. She reached down and executed a suplex on the table. She then stood over Alexa. She then did a jump, smushing her backside down into Alexa’s face. Lacey now straddled her. Alexa’s face was directly in Lacey’s crotch. Lacey leaned back and thrusted her crotch into Alexa’s face. She laughed and patted herself on the back. She then grabbed a kendo stick that was planted under the ring and began to whack it against Alexa’s back and on her behind. Alexa recoiled as Lacey cracked it over her behind.

She picked Alexa up and began to try to punch her, but Alexa punched back, knocking Lacey backwards. She nearly ran into the ring post, but stopped just in time to avoid the collision. She was just in time to be kicked in the face by Alexa. Alexa grabbed a belt from Lacey’s entrance outfit that was sitting near the ring steps and began to whip it across Lacey’s back and behind. Lacey gritted her teeth as Alexa whipped her across her partially bare back. She then wrapped it around her throat and mouth, pulling her backwards. Lacey fell flat onto her face. Alexa then threw Lacey across the ringside area into a garbage can. Lacey fell over and landed behind first in the trash can. She looked angry and mortified. Her long sexy legs stuck out from the can. She was annoyed.

She managed to free herself as Alexa approached her. She dropped her with a closeline. “You want to put me in the trash? Well I will show you some trash. She went to pick up the garbage can, but Alexa stood up. As she did, she caught Lacey. She kicked her and grabbed the can. She then dumped the trash from the can all over Lacey. Lacey’s mouth fell in shock as the trash dumped over her. It was brown green. It stuck all over her. It look like real trash and it smelled revolting. It was all over Lacey. Alexa smiled and bowed.

She took too long admiring her work though, because Lacey recovered. She went underneath the ring apron and pulled out a cream pie. When Alexa was not looking, Lacey smashed the creamy pie in her face. Her face was covered in sloppy cream pie. It fell down her chest and down her body. Lacey then grabbed a bucket of green slime and dumped it onto Alexa. It splashed everywhere dripping down her sexy body. She was livid and launched herself and her opponent. The mess on them splattering everywhere. They brawled outside before rolling back in the ring.

Alexa tossed Lacey into the corner. She pointed at her and laughed. She then turned around. She bent over and then danced a bit, wiggling her bottom as she approached Lacey. “It’s time for you get my butt,” she said. She slowly danced her way over, but Lacey caught her. She wound up and hit her with the women’s right. Alexa fell into the corner. Lacey smiled evilly. She slowly approached her opponent. She pointed and laughed.

This time she was able to lower her red bottoms revealing her shapely posterior. Lacey’s bare behind was visible. She grabbed the ropes and lowered her behind onto Alexa’s face. She leaned further in, thrusting Alexa’s face into her butt crack. Alexa’s face was now between Lacey’s cheeks. She began to shake it around in her face. “Oh my God, Alexa Bliss’s face is right up Lacey Evan’s ass right now.”

The jiggling or the smell awoke Alexa however because she darted up and rolled Lacey up for the quick three count before she knew what was happening. Though Alexa had come face to face with Lacey’s behind, Lacey actually lost the match so would be paying the forefeit. Lacey was frozen in shock. Alexa smirked at her. She motioned to her with her finger beckoning her closer. Lacey waved her arms begging her not to do this to her. “It’s ass time,” Alexa shouted.

“Get down on your knees Lacey,” she ordered. Lacey tried to get away but Alexa pushed her down onto her knees. “My sexy ass awaits,” she said. “Oh my gosh, Lacey has lost the match. That means she actually has to pucker up and kiss Alexa Bliss’ behind.” “Pucker up,” she said. Alexa lowered her bottoms now, revealing her adorable tanned behind. “Lacey, my ass got so sweaty from the match. I think it needs a cleaning why don’t you give it a lick, huh?” Lacey looked repulsed. She held her nose with her fingers.

Lacey had no choice. She leaned in and reluctantly kissed Alexa right on her naked butt cheek. She was ordered to kiss the other one which she did. She made the most disgusted look imaginable. “Come on Lacey, we can do better than that can’t we? Everyone is dying to see you give it a lick. I want you to get the full experience. See what it tastes like.” Lacey looked disgusted. She leaned over and stuck her tongue out. Then the world witnessed Lacey Evans stick her tongue out and put it on Alexa Bliss’ naked ass cheeks. Alexa then leaned back and pushed Lacey’s face right up her butt crack as well.

“That is not all though because we also have the spanking to come. Come on Lacey, bend over while I get the paddle. You have been a very naughty girl and I need to spank that ass of yours.” Lacey tried to fight back, but Alexa pushed her over onto the ropes causing her to bend over. She grabbed the paddle and forced Lacey to open her legs a bit. She then leaned back and began to spank Lacey’s bare behind with the paddle. “This is payback for putting my face in your ass,” she told her. Lacey wildly kicked her legs as she was spanked. Alexa dropped the paddle and finished off with her bare hand on Lacey’s rear end. Lacey rubbed her behind because it was sore.

Alexa started to post photos of what went down online almost immediately. She posted a comment saying,” Alexa 4:69, Lacey just licked my ass.” Lacey fired back at her.” I don’t know what you are bragging about honey. Your face was way up my behind first. I should have been declared the winner. I thought that was the way to win the match. I did not think pin falls counted. Anyway your face was in my ass first honey and don’t you forget it.” Alexa replied,” How’d my ass taste? You were down on your knees licking my sweaty butt girl.”