Lily what AT&T really stands for

 

Lily what AT&T really stands for

Lily was the spokesperson for AT&T in their commercials. She was quite sexy and had an amazing body. So much so that people began to comment and joke that AT&T really stood for ass, thighs and tits. There were lots of comments about how sexy her body was. It was quite unexpected. She never thought that something like that could happen to her. She did not think of herself as someone who was especially attractive. The company, however, liked the publicity and decided to go with it. There were also those who found her somewhat annoying. Her commercials were always a bit comedic. This lent very well to the idea of a messy commercial. That is exactly what was planned for her. She was not really comfortable with all of the talk around her. She found it very embarrassing. What was going to happen to her was going to be even more embarrassing than she could ever possibly imagine.

She started the commercial out by introducing herself,” Hi, I am Lily from AT&T. I have been asked to let everyone know that they have a new package called the ass, thighs and tits package. They want to give all of you guys out there exactly what you want. That means that you will get all sorts of special goodies. Some of them around me. Imagine having me as a personal assistant doing anything you want me to,” she said. “It is also a celebration of what has made me famous. My ass, thighs and tits. If you get this package with us, you will be treated to exclusive photos of my ass, thighs and tits. A lucky customer will be taking home my famous blue outfit that I have worn. Some lucky customers may even get to see what is underneath. They say we should make a bigger deal and we are making a big deal of my big butt, because my butt is bigger than you have imagined.”

“On top of that, our customers will get to vote to choose different things that will happen to me. I mean, maybe, you would like to see me get hit with a pie.” With that a pie flung upwards and slammed Lily in the face, creaming her completely. Her face was left dripping in creamy pie. Pie stuck to her brown hair and her bangs. She licked her lips and cleared some of the pie from her eyes.

“You might want to see me get covered in chilli. All over my body.” With that, a tidal wave of sloppy chilli fell from above, pouring all over her. She closed her eyes as the chilli poured down all over her head. It dumped all over her body. It poured down her blue shirt and down her jeans, soaking the fabric of her clothes in sloppy chilli. The grease and sauce staining everything in its path. She stood silent and still as it covered her. It washed down her butt and down her legs. She was covered in it. Some globs of it fell inside of her shirt. She reached in and pulled a handful of it out, tossing it aside. She pretended to smile. “Ya want cheese sauce on that?,” she said. Thick cheese sauce fell down onto her from above. She threw her hands to her side as it slowly dumped over her, pouring down all over her body, coating her head. “I myself like a dollop of sour cream,” she remarked. Thick and sloppy sour cream then fell all over her head. She closed her eyes as she was topped with a tub of sour cream.

The commercial then cut away. Lily was now sitting down. Her hands cradling her legs a bit. “Some people like the personal touch. I mean there may be some of you out there dying for the opportunity to dump shepherd’s pie all over me yourself. Well, that can happen.” A young man then came up from behind her. She looked backwards and said,” Go ahead, be my guest.” He was holding a bucket of what was purported to be shepherd’s pie. It was all slopped together in one bucket though. He smiled as he began to happily empty the contents of the bucket all over the lovely spokeswoman. He took the time to disperse of it all over her head and all over her body. He poured it down her front and then down her back. He poured it all over her legs, slopping it all over her jeans. It was thick and brown, but the peas, meat, carrots and potatoes were all visible within the sloppy brown gravy. He relished dumping it all over her sexy, curvy body. “You see, ass, thighs and tits. I’m all covered.”

The commercial then cut away again. Initially Lily’s face was showing only. “This is not just for the guys out there though. Couples, why not get involved as well?” The camera pulled away to show that Lily was locked in the stocks at the beach. Several couples were gathered. They began to pelt her with rotten messy food and to dump pails of sloppy mess all over her body. She was soon covered in mess again. “See, isn’t that romantic?,” she said. Just as she said this, a massive coconut cream pie with a thick crust smashed into her face. It slowly began to fall down her face, leaving the crust. The crust then began to fall as well, leaving her covered in pie.

The commercial cut for a last time. “Yes, these are fantastic incentives that we are offering. Take advantage today. Who knows what will happen as a result,” she said. It was revealed that she completely nude and was covered only with a sign that read AT&T. ”You know they gave my clothes away and the others were covered in mess. Now I have to try to get home like this.” The commercial closed with her giving an embarrassed and bewildered look.