These are stills from a Family Challenge. Two cheerleaders from Pataloma, California get pizza sauce poured on them when they lose a game of passing a pizza. Their reactions are brilliant and they are both really hot. The clip used to be on the web but seems to have disappeared at some point. Oh well, enjoy. Family Challenge was really good. It was one of my three favourite WAM shows when I was growing up along with What Would You Do and Wild Animal Games.
Eva Longoria was at one time married to Tony Parker. At some point they decided to go their separate ways. The divorce was not a messy one but Eva had still been a real pain to Tony at times. A bit of time had past and everything was ok between the two. Some time later, it came to pass that both of them were individually asked to appear on a television program. Neither knew that the other one would be there. It was not unusual, so both agreed to appear, but they had no idea what was planned for them on this occasion. The idea of the show was around ex partners.
Eva wore one of her short, tight fitting black dress. She was brought out on the show first and was engaged in some chit chat. She was then told that they had a surprise for her. They told her to welcome her ex husband to the show. She put her hands over her mouth and laughed. She blushed. He came in smiling and waiving. Eva stood up and shook his hand. They sat back down in their seats. “Funny seeing you here,” Eva sat. She looked at him incredulously, wondering what he was doing there. It was awkward to be sure. She stopped short of asking him what was going on.
“So,” the host said,” Our theme today is ex’s. Tony and Eva are ex partners. We are going to play a little game today with you two. We will ask Tony five questions about himself. Then we will ask Eva to guess what Tony answered. It is a test to see how well you know each other. There will be a prize though. If Eva is able to get three or more correct she will win. If she wins she will get to pour some mess on her ex husband’s head.” Eva clapped and laughed. “On the other hand, if she is unable to answer three or more correct, Tony will be pouring the mess onto Eva’s head.” Tony stuck his tongue out and laughed. They looked at each other. It sounded fair so they both agreed. Eva laughed. It sounded a bit fun, but she really didn’t want to lose either. It was going to be interesting.
Tony was taken backstage to answer the questions. Eva waited onstage. He returned eventually and was welcomed back. Eva smiled raised her face in an expression of nervousness. “Ok Eva, are you ready for this?,” the host asked. “I sure hope so, or I am in big trouble,” she replied. “Ok, we asked your ex five questions. Let’s see how well you know him.”
The host asked Eva the first question about Tony. It was to do with where he grew up. She knew bits and pieces about this, but it was a specific question about the town that he was born in. She gave a good guess at the answer. “Tony, was that the correct answer?,” the host asked. “No, it was not,” Tony replied with a chuckle. Eva giggled. “Oh well, it was a good try,” she joked. She laughed and licked her lips. “So, Eva got question one wrong. Let’s move on to question two.”
The second question was about Tony’s mother’s maiden name. Again, Eva did not know what it was specifically so had to make a guess. This time it was announced that Eva was wrong again. “No, sorry Eva,” Tony said. They both laughed. Eva put her head in her hands and shook it. “So that is two to nothing for Tony. Eva will have to get the rest correct in order to make a come back.” “Hey, I can still come back, this is not over yet,” she laughed.
The third question was about Tony’s favourite food. This time she managed to get it correct. She pumped her fist. “Yes, that’s one for me,” she laughed. “So, we are two to one in favour of Tony right now. Eva is making a come back, but is it too little too late? We will soon see. Let’s move on to question number four,” the host said.
The fourth question was about Tony’s favourite colour. Eva quickly jumped in. She was sure that she knew the answer. She looked at the host. “That’s right isn’t it?” “Is that your final answer?,” the host asked. “Yes, I am sure that is the answer.” “A lot is riding on this. This could mean the game and the mess. Was your guess correct?,” he paused for dramatic effect. Everyone knowing what it would mean if she was wrong. “The answer is incorrect. Sorry Eva.” Everyone began laughing. “Oh yeah, that was someone else’s favourite colour. Damn. I am screwed aren’t I?,” she joked. “Just a little,” the host said.
“Eva, you did not manage to get three of the answers correct, so you have lost the game. That means that Tony is going to get to pour mess all over your head. What do you think of that?,” the host asked. “Just..just lovely,” she said with a laugh. “This is so embarrassing.” Tony was going to get to get his revenge on his sexy ex wife. She looked amazing her tanned toned body poured into her sleek black short dress. Her silky black hair down the sides of her lovely face with her beautiful cheek bones. He was going to truly enjoy doing this to his former partner. “I think I kind of deserve this,” she joked, “He is going to love each and every second of this I can guarantee that for sure,” she said, “This is why we got divorced,” she joked. “How many men out there would love to get a chance to do this to their ex wives?,” the host said. “Most of them,” Eva chimed in. It was becoming clear one of the issues that may have effected Eva and Tony’s marriage, Eva continued chattering on. Tony had barely said a word throughout the whole show so far. It was very clear who wore the pants in this relationship. Most of the people in the audience were now very sympathetic towards him. Seeing him being overpowered by his ex-wife. She wasn’t doing it on purpose, it was just her nature. “I’m going to kill you Tony,” she joked, pointing at her ex husband.
Tony, in the meantime, was looking at some very interesting buckets full of various substances. He was going to enjoy doing this. He approached her from behind carrying the first bucket. “Now Tony, we know that you would never ever choose to do something like this, if we weren’t asking you. I am sure that you feel really bad about this, don’t you?” “Oh yeah, I’m totally heartbroken,” he said sarcastically and rolled his eyes. Everyone laughed. “Don’t believe that for a second. He is loving every minute of this,” Eva said.
“Well, you won the game and now you get to the honours. When you are ready, let your ex have it,” the host said. Tony smiled. He lifted the bucket in the air. Eva scrunched up her face tightly. She bit her lip and made a worried noise. He lifted the bucket and aimed it at his ex wife’s head. The bucket was filled with spaghetti hoops in thick sauce. It merged into a disgusting looking orange colour. Tony let everyone know what was inside the bucket just before he began to pour it onto Eva’s head. The sloppy orange messy rolled its way out of the massive bucket straight down onto Eva’s shiny and very dry black hair. It poured onto the top of her head. She grimaced as she felt the spaghetti pour onto the top of her head. It then made its way down her forehead and then down the front of her face and her nose. It then poured down the sides of her face, covering the majority of her hair in the process. She let out a wail and made a funny face as she came face to face with the spaghetti hoops. The orange mess looked perfect against her dark brown skin and on her sleek and silky black hair. Eva’s face was not totally covered , so her facial expressions could still be seen and they were hilarious. As the spaghetti hoops poured, gravity took then down onto her shoulders and chest. Then some rolled down her stomach and onto her lap. She moved her hands back and forth across her dress and legs. Tony laughed as he took pleasure in messing up his talkative ex-wife. The larger blobs of the spaghetti hoops made their own way down Eva’s face and body. She bent her neck and looked backwards, laughing and blushing. Everyone laughing at her predicament.
Tony wasted no time in grabbing the second bucket. This one was filled with guacamole. It was thick, sloppy and very green. Tony knew that it was one of Eva’s favourites, so he was going to take pleasure in serving it to her in a much more satisfying way. He uttered the word, ”Guacamole” in a silly voice. Everyone, including Eva laughed. She was really showing quite a good sense of humour about the whole thing, considering what was happening to her. He turned the bucket over onto her quickly. The guacamole was so thick, however, that it did not fall out of the bucket straightaway. It stuck where it was for a moment. Tony had to assist it with his hand slightly. He smacked the bottom of the container a few times, until the thick green mess finally fell. It made a short trip through the air and onto Eva’s head. Eva licked her lips as the massive glob of green mess plopped down onto her head. In an instant the top half of her head was covered in the green mess. She was totally covered from the bottom of her nose upwards, as if she had been pied with the guacamole. She took both of her hands on pushed them into the tick mass of green mess that covered half of her face. She shoved them in and removed some of it. She then wiped it off onto her breasts and the front of her dress. She had to wipe hard because of the thickness of the guacamole. It stuck to everything. She then did this a second time, this time wiping the mess onto her lap and legs.
By this time Tony already had a bucket of cheese sauce ready for her. The nacho cheese would make the perfect compliment to the guacamole that was already all over Miss Longoria. She was about to get cheesed. “I can’t believe this,” she said, her words muffled by guacamole. “ I am going to look like a human nacho.” Tony began to pour the thick, smooth, orange cheese sauce over his ex wife. She laughed and squealed as the sauce poured down the front of her face, covering it entirely. She stuck her tongue out and licked her lips, because she actually enjoyed the taste of it. It was quite delicious in its own crazy way. She hunched her shoulders as the cheese sauce poured onto her back and down onto her cleavage. The top of her body dripped in the cheese sauce. Her dress smeared now in orange and green. She felt the cheese sauce on her tanned legs and down to her ankles. She could feel the mess down to her high heels. She casually wiggled her foot. When the cheese sauce had ceased falling, Eva shook her arms and moved her mouth around making funny faces. She playfully blew some kisses.
“Next, we know that Eva here loves salad. She eats it all the time. That is how she keeps her lovely figure,” the host said. “Yes, I like salad, but not on my head. I like to eat it,” Eva said with a laugh. By his time, Tony already had the bucket ready. It was filled with rotten salad. It was complete with lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, carrots and even some croutons. Unfortunately, they had already started to rot and to turn brown, even black in some areas. It smelled worse than anyone could imagine salad smelling. Tony held, the much lighter bucket in the air. He then turned it over. The rotting salad instantly rained down over Eva’s head, falling all over her. She wiggled her legs as it fell. Individual bits of the salad fell all over her. It stuck all over the mess that was already covering Eva’s body. It was as if she was tarred and feathers except with salad. Bits of lettuce were everywhere. Tomatoes and cucumber slice stuck in various places on Eva. She stood up and turned around, letting some of the mess fall off. This revealed that her backside had not gone uncovered, even though she had been seated. Huge amounts of the mess had collected in her lap and beneath her bottom where she sat.
“All that is left is the salad dressing to go with your salad,” the host said. Tony was given a bottle of creamy ranch dressing as well as a bottle of thousand island salad dressing. He took one in each hand. He held then over his ex-wife. He turned them over and began to empty the salad dressing onto her head. He criss crossed them back and for. The flows of orange and white salad dressing overlapping one another as they went along. Salad dressing covered Eva’s head and breasts. Tony poured the salad dressing onto her as if she were a living bowl of salad herself. A close up was shown of Eva’s face followed by a shot that was close up of her body. It started at her feet and panned the full way up her body. She was really taking this well. People had expected her to be furious. She was not, but her reaction was better than anyone could have expected.
“Eva you seem quite calm and collected,” the host said. “Yeah well, I am plotting my revenge as we speak,” she joked. “How are you feeling?,” the host asked. She looked sarcastically at him. “I feel, very, very messy,” she said,” I better get a shower after this at least,” she said,” My friends and family are going to love this. I know Tony has. No matter what he says. That’s ok, everyone can have a good long laugh at my expense. Everyone’s going to see this anyway.”
“Well, we would like to thank Tony Parker and we would like to give and extra special thanks to Eva Longoria for being such a good sport, you really got to hand it to her,” the host said. Everyone gave her a round of applause. She bowed and said thank you. Tony did his best to get out of there as quickly as he could. He got a text as he was heading home saying,” I will have my revenge. I should have poured cheese sauce on your head. LOL”
I found this clip of Eva dunking Tony on the Ellen show. It goes along with the theme of the story well.
****Disclaimer: Ally Sheedy is most probably happily married with children. This story has no basis in reality whatsoever. It is merely a fantasy. I would never try to be with a married woman nor would I encourage anyone else to do so. The story takes place in an unspecified year so you can imagine Ally looking as she did at any point. The only part of the story that is true that I am a fan of hers and have liked her since I was a child, the rest is just pretend.****
***Warning: This story contains sexual situations and nudity. Please do not read if you are offended by such things.****
Ally Sheedy a dream come true
I have fancied Ally Sheedy since I saw her in Short Circuit as a little boy. It was sort of a crush. She has not been in the limelight in years, so I hadn’t thought about her in a long while. One day, I was out randomly window shopping when I spotted someone out of the corner of my eye. I always notice attractive women, no matter where I am, but this person was slightly different. There was something very familiar about them. I could not place it at first. I looked harder and harder. She looked so familiar. I went outside and got a closer look. “Oh my god, It’s Ally Sheedy, or someone that looks a lot like her. She is a bit older but it looks like her,” I thought.
Now the question was, what was I going to do. I don’t usually approach strange women in the street. I am quite shy, but this was Ally Sheedy. I had no choice, I had to speak to her. If I didn’t I would regret it for the rest of my life. An opportunity like this did not come along every day. I was still very nervous, but she was a star. People must come up to her all the time, or so I told my self. I took a deep breath and approached her. It was not easy. She was a beautiful woman and a celebrity on top of it.
“I also remember a skinny dipping scene in Maid to Order,” I said, getting a bit braver. “Yeah, I was not really naked in that scene. It was a stunt ass,” she said in a funny, Hollywood type accent. We both laughed loudly. “I figured to be honest,” I said. “But, I did love the voice that you did in the movie though.” “What voice? What are you talking about?,” she said in the Beverly Hills accent that she had used in the film. We both laughed hysterically. Ally was hilarious. By now I was gazing in her eyes. The same eyes that I had seen sparkle on the silver screen. She said my name, “I think you are really cute,” she said in the voice. We smiled at each other. We looked into each other’s eyes and then leaned inward. Before I knew it we were locked in a lip lock. It was actually magical.
“Should we get something to eat?,” I asked. “I would like some food, but I have a better idea,” she said. “ I kind of like the idea having the food served on me,” she whispered. “Listen, you are a nice guy, I feel like I can trust you. It is something that I have wanted to do for years. Please don’t tell anyone.” Of course, I assured her I would never tell anyone. I could not believe my luck. This was a dream come true. “I’ll tell you what, maybe we can rein act that bathtub scene as well,” she said, flickering her eyes. We decided that we would order a bunch of messy food and then go back to her place.
We got there and she went to the bathroom while I got some of the food ready. Eventually, she called me in. She was in the bathtub already, totally naked. The tub filled with bubbles. “No stunt as this time,” she joked. “Most certainly not,” I said. “Aren’t you going to say nice software?,” She joked. “ Actually, it had crossed my mind but I thought it would be too cheesy to say.” “I think it’s fun,” she said. I then carried the containers of food into the bathroom.
We decided that we were going to fill the with the food, with Ally in it. We started out with some trays of lasagne. They looked freshly made, but were quite old and rotten. We would never want to waste edible food. I took the first tray and brought it forward over the bathtub. I turned it upside down over where Ally’s knees protruded from the bubbly water. The lasagne fell out and landed on Ally’s knees. It stuck in place and fell down both her calves and thighs. The biggest lump fell downwards, finally landing right in between Ally’s legs onto her crotch. Her eyes widened and she let out a squeal when she felt the sloppy lasagne against her private parts. The next tray I aimed at her chest. I took the tray out and extended my hands. I turned the tray over and allowed the messy lasagne to fall onto her chest. It fell, initially onto her breasts, where most of it stuck for a second before tumbling downwards. Ally felt the pasta, sauce, cheese and mince all over her skin. It was getting all over her body now. I took another tray and held it over her head. I then turned it over and pushed it downwards onto her curly hair, as if it was a sort of hat. I pushed it down and moved it slightly, transferring the lasagne to Ally’s hair. She opened her mouth and shook her head. She looked up and me and smiled. “You are such a naughty boy,” she said, giving me a naughty look. The bathwater that Ally was sat in was now strewn in bits of meat, pasta, cheese and sauce. It was all over her as well.
Next I took a banana cream pie. It was bright yellow with white cream on top. It was filled with a combination of banana pie filling and banana slices. It was a huge pie. It looked lovely and creamy. I carried it over to Ally. “I’ve been looking forward to this,” she said, batting her eyelids, talking in the voice that she had spoken in earlier. “Let me have it,” she said, miming a serious look. I pulled back my arm and then thrust it forward into Ally’s face. She opened her mouth and screamed as the pie smushed into her face. It stayed in place for a second. The tin then fell off and into the tub. Ally’s whole face was left covered in yellow and white pie filling and whipped cream. It was a mushy texture. She took two fingers and cleared her eyes. She then looked at me and stuck her tongue out. We both laughed. “This is too much fun,” she commented.
Next I took out a big container of vegetable soup. The soup was chock full of vegetables including; carrots, peas, green beans, sweet corn and potatoes. Ally smiled when she saw me coming with it. I went to her side and began to pour the soup over her head and down her back. It was all covered in thick brownness. The soup splashed over her head and then over her back as she leaned forward, wrapping her arms around her knees. She closed her eyes as the brown vegetable filled mess fell over her face and down her back. She shivered and shook when she felt the soup crawling down her back. With the last bit of the soup, I brought it forward and poured some across her body and legs, mixing with the bath water. The bathwater was already a filthy brown colour by this time. “I hope we don’t clog the drain,” Ally said earnestly. There was bits of food floating everywhere in the bathtub now. “The bathtub drain was not meant for meat and vegetables,” she said with a giggle. She ran her hands over her face and then over her knees. She was filthy dirty.
“I think I want some spaghetti,” she said with a smile. “Spaghetti it is,” I said. I brought over a massive container of spaghetti. A lot of the bathwater was soaked up into the food now so the water level was much lower. Half of Ally’s body was above the water line at this point. I brought over the spaghetti. “Spaghetti,” she exclaimed as I tipped the mess down over her head. The disgusting leftovers emerged from the container and fell onto Ally’s adorable face and body. The spaghetti was thick in its sloppy sauce. The smell from it was very strong. It made a plopping sound as it fell downwards on to the former Brat Pack star. The spaghetti matched her curly brown hair perfectly. All she could do was close her eyes. She seemed to enjoy the way the thick gloppy messy felt on her body. I poured more down her chest and over her body, across her legs and her bent knees. The red and orange mess looked amazing on her pale pink skin. She shivered in the mess. When the spaghetti was emptied, she took both of her hands and brought them to her face. She pushed handfuls of spaghetti of her face and part of her hair.
“Alright then,” Ally said, “ I think its time that you joined me in here. You need to help clean me. Get those clothes off,” she said with a smile,” And bring the whipped cream with you. “ I undressed and climbed in the bathtub with Ally. I sat behind her with her body next to mine. The first thing she did was take her sloppy hands and press them against my stomach. She rubbed the mess around on my body. “You aren’t getting away clean,” she said,” It’s my turn now.” She took the can of whipped cream in one hand and shook it up. She then took my penis in her other hand. She then sprayed my genitals with the whipped cream. She completely covered them. She took her finger and stuck it into the pile of cream between my legs. She took some of the cream with her finger and then put it in her mouth. “Yummy,” she said. She then sprayed boy body with more of the cream and then my face. She then pushed her body into mine and we kissed passionately.
We spent the next time playing in the muck with one another, rubbing sloppy mess all over each other. We ended up making love in the bathtub, still covered with the mess. We then drained the tub and filled it again. We then had a proper bath, cleaning one another properly. The drain did get a bit clogged, but we were ready. We scooped the bigger bits out with our hands. We had a ton of fun scrubbing the mess from one another’s body parts. We then took some lovely fluffy white towels and dried each other off. Finally, we laid the towels on the ground and had sex a second time on top of them. We then went to bed and cuddled one another. The day had gone better that either of us could have ever imagined.
Rissa Shaw lost a superbowl bet this week and got pied for it. Below are some pics. She is very attractive. I believe it is local news. I liked the pieing and reaction myself. Don't know what other feel.
