Saturday, 19 March 2016

Ariana Grande Bang Bang



Ariana Grande Bang Bang

Ariana Grande was a bit of a dirty girl. She loved to show herself off on stage, wearing revealing costumes, showing off her famous body to the world. She shamelessly used her body to gain popularity. Her legs were especially noteworthy. Despite all of this, she still was involved in kid’s television quite heavily. She had been in situations where slime was involved, but it never really happened to her properly. She was relatively pleased that this was the case, but was also a little bit curious. She was a slightly naughty girl, so that aspect of her made her quite intrigued at the prospect. She was asked to play a prominent role in an upcoming kid’s awards show. It was a good opportunity, so she was unable to refuse. She was advised that there would be some mess involved. She did not have much choice but to agree to it. She was quite nervous about it. She was very image conscious too be sure. 

She appeared on the show doing some lead ins and backstage stuff. She was then scheduled to do a performance of her latest song. She was wearing a white, high cut once piece jump suit that was cut lower than hot pants in an almost French cut. This showed her entire leg and the bottom of her butt cheeks. The bottoms raised into her crack and her front, some of the folds of her body almost visible. It was ironic that she was dressed like this for a show aimed at teenagers, but teen age girls were 90 percent of her audience. It showed the hypocrisy of show business to some extent.

She began to dance and sing. It was all a little provocative. She sang and dance. However, in the middle of her performance, the music stopped and one of the other celebrities walked on stage. They wore comically oversized glasses and a white lab coat. They began to speak in a high pitched voice. “Hey, I am Willard Finkle from the network. This act can not go on. This young lady is inappropriate and needs to be punished.” The crowd booed. “ She is a naughty girl and needs to be punished. She deserves it. Punish her.” He raised his hands in the air. 

With that, a torrent of sloppy green slime poured down onto the scantily clad singer from above. She screamed as it hit her, splashing all over her body. It splattered everywhere on her fake tanned body. It poured over her head, all over her ponytail and down her back. It stained her white outfit and poured all over her legs. She was frozen on the spot. The crowd’s boos had quickly changed too cheers when they witnessed her getting nailed. The slime was smooth and soft. It rained all over her sexy smooth body. 

As it covered her, a funny thing happened. It dawned on her,” Oh my gosh, this feels pretty hot.” She began to pose and dance provocatively in the slimy mess. She ran her hands all over her slimy body and shook her bottom. She was showered in slime. She did fake shower motions as if she was washing herself in the slime. 

The man got very annoyed at this,” You aren’t supposed to be enjoying this. You know what, you need to be punished even more.” He scampered away backstage for a moment as she continued to play in the slime. A moment later he returned carrying a massive pie. She was turned in the other direction as he entered. He tapped her on the shoulder. As she turned around, he pushed the creamy pie straight into her face. Her entire face was instantly engulfed in a mountain of creamy pie. He pushed it backwards onto the top of her head. Her entire face and head was covered. He turned around and crossed his arms, as if to say,” Job done.” 

He was outraged to discover that Ariana continued to show off while covered in pie. He walked away and returned with two black forest cakes. They were covered in cherries, cream and chocolate. He walked up to Ariana and planted one into her cleavage and the other into her rear end. She almost leaned over a bit this time, allowing him a target to aim for. The cakes landed with thuds against her sexy body. The majority of the sticky mess stuck in place where they had been planted. She shook her body, showing off the cakes stuck to her.

When the man saw this he shrugged his shoulders in anger. He then pushed his hand to the side, as if to say,” I’ve had enough of this.” He then stomped off stage in anger. Ariana’s music began again and she continued to sing and dance. Slime rained down on her periodically during the remainder of the song, but she just incorporated it into the routine.  

Thursday, 17 March 2016

Swipe TV Ms. Murphy

This week's Swipe TV was much better. Ms. Murphy got nailed. It was quite good overall. The full gallery is at:  https://tellygunge.wordpress.com/2016/03/17/swipe-tv-ms-murphy/











Sunday, 13 March 2016

Sasha Banks short story



Sasha Banks short story

Sasha Banks had been a part of team BAD. She had teamed with Naomi and Tamina, but was the breakout star of the group. She told them that she wanted to break out on her own. They did not take this as well as she had hoped that they might. They turned against her and attacked her out of anger and jealousy. They did not stop there, however. 

Backstage, they cornered their former partner and attempted to exact a sweeter form of revenge upon her. Naomi distracted her backstage, talking smack. Sasha jabbered back, not realizing that Tamina was about to grab her from behind. She pulled her to the ground and grabbed her arms. She struggled, but Naomi grabbed her legs. She was strong, but the two together were too much to resist. She tried to struggle and shouted at them to let her go. They refused, saying that they were going to teach her a lesson. They mocked her and told her that she deserved everything she got. No one turned their back on Team BAD and got away with it. She shrieked loudly at them. 

At this point, Charlotte, another of Sasha’s enemies entered. “Well, look at this. Sasha, you are in a bit of a pickle aren’t you. Well, let this be a reminder, you are never winning my title.” She smiled and turned away for a minute. She returned carrying a large slop bucket. “Look what I have here,” Charlotte said,” A load of trash, just like you Sasha.” Sasha’s legs and arms were held down by her former teammates. She was basically spread eagle. Her toned, caramel coloured body stretched out on the floor. She was a strong woman, but was small compared to Naomi and Tamina. They laughed at her and mocked her as she continued to struggle.

Charlotte then began to dump the contents of the slop bucket all over Sasha. The bucket was filled with a mixture of leftover food slop from catering, mixed together into a slop.  Sasha screamed as Charlotte began to dump the disgusting mess all over her body. Sasha closed her eyes as the slop poured and splashed all over her. Charlotte moved the bucket up and down Sasha, leaving a thick trail of sloppy food waste as she went. It smells horrible. Bits of various food types could be seen in the slop including meat, beans, peas, macaroni etc. Team BAD talked trash as the slop descended upon their former teammate. It flowed all over her sculpted physique. Sasha gritted her teeth as the smelly mess was dumped on her person. Her sexy body splashed in the mess.  The lumpier bits were poured onto her face and all over her bright pink hair.

“You are not the boss around here, Sasha. In fact it looks like we are your bosses right now, doesn’t it?” Sasha was being humbled in a big way by her three competitors. “Who’s the boss, Sasha? Who do you think you are? You have only been here five minutes. You are nowhere as good as you think you are,” they taunted her. They happened to be right next to a catering table at this precise moment. Charlotte looked over at it and smiled.

She then began to throw food items from the table down onto Sasha Banks. The first item was a massive bowl of salad. It was filled with salad as well as French dressing. Charlotte tossed the entire bowl of it down onto Sasha. Sasha was instantly strewn with bits of lettuce, tomato, cucumber etc. It stuck all over her body. “Eat that,” Naomi mocked. 

Charlotte then wildly threw more bowls of food onto Sasha. First came risotto. It was filled with rice, mushrooms and chicken. It flew everywhere when it was thrown down onto Miss Banks. It was followed by paella. This also flew in all directions over the prone diva. Rice was now everywhere. Next came some pasta salad. This landed on Sasha’s sexy abs and thighs. It felt slimy and disgusting on her sleek sexy body.

Next to come was a bowl of tuna salad. It was truly heaving. It smelled disgusting. Sasha found this out first hand when she received a face full of it. Charlotte dumped it into her face. Some went into her mouth and nose. She gagged as she smelled and tasted the sickening tuna fish. It was a sloppy grey colour. She gasped for breath as the tuna fell from her mouth, down her chin. Charlotte then tipped the entire table of food over onto Sasha. It had everything from sandwiches to quiche, to sausage rolls to chips and dip. It all fell over on Sasha. She was soon covered in all manner of food.

As a final indignity, they decided to rip her clothes off of her body. They ripped her strappy top to shreds and tore her bottoms off of her. They then threw them down on top of her. She was left a naked heap on the floor, covered in mess. She was now covered with the shreds of her own clothing. They then placed a pair of the sunglasses that she wears to the ring over her eyes, as a final insult. The three high fived and sauntered away.

Wednesday, 9 March 2016

Yolanda Rodriguez Swipe TV

This episode of Swipe Tv proves all of the things wrong with it It may have been a good gunging, but we don't know, because of everything in the way. First there are the goggles and the boiler suit. Then there is the fact that they mess up the lighting and make it all blurry, so the picture is grainy and hard to see. Then there is the tank. It has a black line in it, it blurs the shot and the gunge bounces off of it and makes it even more difficult to see. There is no aftershot. The teacher does not come out of the tank, comment or anything. It is annoying. The full gallery is at:

https://tellygunge.wordpress.com/2016/03/09/swipe-tv-miss-rodriguez/