Upcoming Dutch snot stills

Hi Everyone,
Pretty soon I will start uploading stills from the Dutch television program featuring what I suppose is called the snot drop. There are quite a few clips. I have done stills of a lot of them already. I know many people don't care for stills, but the clips may not be online forever. I really like the scenes and how they play out. Two kids play a game and the winner chooses to gunge either their parent or the parent of the other child. The results are usually quite good. The gunge isn't the best, it is the viscous kind, but they usually do a good job. I enjoy the way it plays out. Oh well, I hope everyone will enjoy.
JRG

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Shona McGarty in gunge court

Shona McGarty in gunge court

Shona McGarty was an actress on Eastenders. She was someone whom the cast and crew found very annoying. She would do little things all the time that were selfish and inconsiderate of others. As a result of her actions, her co-star, Jacqueline Jossa decided to take her to gunge court for her crimes. Everyone knew how gunge court worked. The rest of the cast and crew were invited to attend to witness the trial, the sentencing and the punishment. Miss Jossa represented the prosecution and Shona represented herself in defence.

Miss Jossa presented her case, and it was a very strong one indeed. She was charged with lack of respect for cast and crew. She was charged with being late for filming on one occasion which had cost the show fifteen thousand pounds in fines and she had also routinely been rude to members of the cast and crew. The proof of the fines was presented and witnesses were called to explain Shona’s attitude and her treatment of others. Shona’s defence was much weaker. All she really said was that she never meant to offend anyone and that she may have been a bit thoughtless, but she not done any of this on purpose so it was not really her fault. Miss Jossa countered by saying that this was a big part of the issue. Shona was a spoiled, self-obsessed chav who never gave a second thought about other people. She was only interested in what she needed and wanted. Shona tried to interject but the judge slammed down his gavel and said that he did not hear anymore. He was ready to make his verdict.

“Shona McGarty, on the charges of being selfish, rude and costing the show money in fines, I find you, guilty as charged of all of the above.” Shona rolled her eyes. She shook her head and swore a bit to herself under her breath. “For your sentence, seeing as this is the worst case I have ever had the displeasure of presiding over in gunge court, I hereby sentence you to three consecutive punishments. You will be covered in chocolate. You then will be locked in the stocks where you will be pied and then tarred and feathered. Following that, you will have to be placed in the gunge tank. Court adjourned,” he said, banging the gavel. Shona tried to interject, but it was too late. Miss Jossa and the entire cast and crew celebrated. Miss Jossa took a bow. Shona shook her head, steaming with anger. The bailiffs approached. They each took one of her arms and then led her to the front of the court room.

Shona wore a black skirt, a white button down shirt that was open at the neck and appeared to be slightly too small for her and a black suit jacket. They looked totally out of place on her, but she did look better than she had ever done before. The outfit really suited her because it showed off her figure and was quite a contrast from her chav like appearance. It was a really good look for her.

Everyone clapped and cheered as she stood in front of all of them, glaring back at them for this. The bailiffs then each were given two bottles of chocolate syrup. They took one in each of their hands. As they were much larger and taller than Shona, they were easily able to reach over and start pouring the chocolate sauce onto her. She pouted and swore under her breath. She was powerless to do anything to stop what was happening as they began to squeeze their chocolate mess down onto her. It poured over the top of her head at first, before dripping down her forehead and then down the back of her hair. It then poured down her nose and cheeks. It poured onto the centre and sides of her face first before slowly covering her entire face. More poured down her neck and down her white shit. Staining it with brown marks that would ruin it forever. It rolling down her chest and back and then down the rest of her body. It dripped down from her bangs and nose, down onto the floor. It poured down her somewhat chubby pale body. She looked out with her big eyes as the courtroom celebrated her humiliation. She wiggled her arms and rubbed the sides of her jacket with her hands. This was only the beginning though.

Next, the previously mentioned stocks were wheeled out. They were set up in front of the court room. Shona was brought to them by the bailiffs. One raised the top while the other helped her into place. Her neck and wrists were put into place and then the top was lowered and the side locked, securing the young woman in place in the pillory. She was bent over and facing the court room. Her colleagues and crew members were now allowed to come forward. To the side, a massive table covered with pies was revealed. It was a veritable, pie firing squad.

All of the actors she worked with would be throwing pies at her now. This included people that played her surrogate mother and grandmother, brothers and sisters, friends and partners. The idea that they were going to be doing this to her made her skin crawl. It was so embarrassing. The bailiffs gave their signal and then, all the members of the cast of Eastenders began to launch pie after pie at Shona McGarty. All of them laughing, making comments, mocking her.  She as dripping with sweat now. The first pie came courtesy of Miss Jossa. It flew through the air and smashed directly into her face. It popped off, leaving her face instantly covered in pie. Before she could even blink, three more pies flew her way, smashing against the stocks and her face and body. She was then peppered with pies. Pie after pie after pie hit her. She could not react, so was hit over and over again.

Then the actors who played her family got the chance to go up close and pie her up close and personal. They smushed one pie straight into her face and another right into her backside. The pie slid down the back of her skirt and all over her legs. She could not get over the feeling of having her colleagues humiliate her in such a personal way. They were really rubbing her face in it. Her clothes were totally destroyed already. The members of the crew were then allowed to throw pies at her. She was, once again, hit with a barrage of pies, one after another. 

The tar and feathering were to come net. As a further indignity, a member of the crew who was slightly overweight and older that Shona had sort of picked on in the past was going to get to do the honours as an act of revenge. She thought he was unattractive and gross. The thought of him doing anything to her made her feel sick. He was given honey rather than tar to use on her. He poured it down onto her clothes and body, over her back, initially. He then yanked her already bulging skirt down and ripped her shirt open. Unfortunately for her, she had made the choice not wear any underwear on this occasion. Everyone gasped as they saw that she was now, basically nude, apart from the heels that she wore and her tattered clothes. He continued to pour the honey down over her large back and down her legs. He now got a nice view of her bare bottom. He slowly poured more honey all over her. She groaned as she felt it on her. It felt sticky and gross. He then got a bag of feathers and liberally dumped them up and down her body. They were strewn everywhere, sticking to the honey. She looked ridiculous. The only bright side was that the feathers covered her modesty. She also realised at this point that she had not brought a change of clothes because she never believed that this would happen. She was going to have to somehow get home in the state that she was. She only hoped they would allow her to clean off at least.

Next the stocks were opened and Shona was lead to the gunge tank which also served as the witness box. The bailiffs sat her in it and closed the door. Miss Jossa pulled down on the gavel, which was the release mechanism and released gallons of bright pink gunge onto the slightly chubby actress. Shona closed her eyes as the gunge rained down on her. She lowered her head in shame and disgust as the gunge slowly covered her from head to toe. It poured over her face and all over her now naked and feather laden body. She held her hands out as it poured, while everyone cheered in joy at what they were witnessing. 

When the flow of gunge finally ceased, the court room was adjourned and everyone began to file out. Shona was shown to the back where there was a shower. She was allowed to clean herself off a bit, to some extent. They did not provided clothing, however, or even a towel for her. She was going to have to get home in the state she was currently in. Anyone who was in East London that evening were treated to the sight of a stark naked Eastenders actress, trying desperately to cover her private parts with her hands, running and hopping across the roads to get home.

Charli XCX, Ariana Grande and Iggy Azalea and slime

Charli XCX, Ariana Grande and Iggy Azalea and slime

Charli XCX, Iggy Azalea and Ariana Grande were all up and coming artists who were very hot at the time. They had done songs together, separately and with other artists. They were up and coming artists, but became famous very quickly. They were all considered quite attractive by many. As a result of their new found fame and their popularity with young people, especially teenagers, they were asked to appear at the kid’s choice awards. Of course, they agreed, award shows were an easy way to get free publicity for doing very little.

Green slime was always a feature of this particular award show. It was always a surprise to the audience who would be the celebrities to get slimed. It was not a surprise, of course to the celebrities, because everything was prearranged beforehand. This year the three boisterous singers were selected to be among the celebrities who would be getting slimed. It was arranged that the three would be doing a medley of their songs on stage together. The slime would be coming as a part of their performance. 

The three started singing their songs. They all had their parts. They danced and did their usual routines as they mimed the actions of their lyrics as they went. They tried to not let on that they knew what was coming as much as possible. At this point Ariana was at the centre of the stage and the others were either side of her. She sang some of her lyric. When it reached its end, she looked up. As she did, a torrent of green slime poured down on her from above. It dumped down her lovely dark brown hair, down her face, all over her cat suit and down her body.

Before the others could even begin to laugh, slime poured down onto Iggy. She gave a funny face and a hand gesture, trying to look tough, but was being soaked in gallons of green slime. It poured down on her. Then an explosion of green slime exploded upwards all over Charli. It flew up into her face and splashed all over her body. Her natural reaction was to put her hands in front of her face to try to deflect the slime, but doing that only managed to push the slime even higher. It came splashing down onto her dark, curly hair. She coughed and spurted as the slime sprayed into her face. 

The slime continued to pour from all directions on the three. At this point, they were a bit regretful that they had worn the unfeasibly high shoes that they had chosen to wore, because they all were losing their footing at this point. All three began to topple over onto one another. They tripped and fell over in heaps onto the floor. Iggy still attempted to look cool. She stuck her tongue out, making faces. She rubbed her hands on her chest as well. Ariana posed in the slime as if she was modelling. She arched her back and stuck her hand to one side. She puckered her lips. Charli kicked her legs back and forth, now sat on her backside in the slimy mess. 

The three took each other by the hand and stood up together, holding each other’s hands for support. They then, continued with the act, covered in green slime. Everyone was very surprised. Intermittently, slime continued to pour on them throughout the act in small bursts. They managed to incorporate the slime into their act, however. They danced suggestively, covered in slime. They wiggled their hips and grinded as normal, but played with the gunge as they were doing so.

When the act was over, they stood together on the stage and bowed. At that moment, another tidal wave of slime exploded from the stage directly in front of them, covering them in yet another layer of messy slime. They posed in it and smiled, making faces as well. Afterwards, they did their interviews still covered in slime. They explained that they did not mind at all. They had seen this since they were little girls so they had always wanted to be a part of it. They were thrilled at how the act had played out. They had been slimed better than anyone had been at the award show for many years.

Ruth Jones I can imagine it

**Warning** This story contains sexual content. It is also a work of pure fiction. I have never met Ruth Jones. She may be happily married for all I know. It is just a naughty messy fantasy. Also, she is a larger lady so this might not be to everyone’s taste.**

Ruth Jones I can imagine it

Ruth Jones is on the larger size for famous women, but she is still incredibly attractive. She is quite sexy and can be quite naughty at times in her personal life. I met her one night in a bar and restaurant. I did not even know that she was famous at the time. We both went up to the bar to order our meals. I was just before her. I offered for her to go first but she said,” Nah, go on love, you were here first.” I ordered my meal. She was right there behind me as I ordered. “Mmm that sounds delicious love, I was going to order the same thing. Can you imagine though, if it was on your cock,” she said, half whispering in my ear. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. I turned around. She was very close to me, her leg touching mine. “Um, excuse me,” I said,” I am not sure that I heard you right.” She looked me up and down and then deep in the eyes. “No, you heard me right, love. I said I would love to eat that off of your cock. Should we get our meals to go and go back to my place,” she asked. I nodded in approval. We got our meals to go and picked up some other bits on the way.

By the time we got inside of her door, we were already passionately kissing. We were all over each other. “I have wanted to get these fucking clothes off since the minute I saw you,” she said. We didn’t even get out of the entrance way before we were tearing each other’s clothes off. She pulled her top off and I followed. We feverishly pulled one another’s jeans down. She reached back and unfastened her bra, exposing her enormous chest. We then quickly removed each other’s underwear. 

We fumbled our way in the bedroom and went onto the floor, dragging the bags of food with us. Before I knew it, she had my penis in her hand. She grabbed a baguette filled with tuna salad, mayonnaise and salad. She shoved my penis into the soft roll. My penis now, suddenly smeared in the tuna, inside the roll. She then opened her mouth. She began to simultaneously suck my cock and eat the hoagie at the same time. Licking the tuna sensuously off of my penis as it began to get even harder than it had been initially. She ate the hoagie as she went along, enjoying the taste of the special ingredient that lay inside. Her hunger for the food was matched only by her hunger for my penis. 

“I’m fucking starving,” she said with a wink. Her hands grasping both my penis and the roll within them. She sucked more from my balls as she held the roll higher. As she was nearing the end of the roll, I knew I was about to let go. “Let me have it hun,” she said. I leaned back, closed my eyes and exploded in orgasm. Thick, warm cum exploded from my penis. It sprayed into her face, onto her hair and into her mouth. It got all over the remains of the hoagie. She was undeterred though, she licked her lips and then ate the rest of the hoagie along with most of the cum that was now sloppily all over her.

“Mmmm, food and sex, together in such a nice way. It doesn’t get much better than that,” She said. She now laid on her back. I lowered my head between her sexy, chubby legs. She opened wide, exposing her vagina in full. She then took a coronation chicken baguette. She opened it up and pushed it downwards straight into her crotch, sloppy side down. She rubbed it around with the palm of her hand. Some of it getting on my face in the process. I leaned over and began to lick her sloppy vagina. It was now covered in mounds of the yellow coronation chicken and the remains of the roll that had held it. I could taste the flavour of it along with the taste of Ruth’s private parts. She was already very wet. I licked her back and forth. She leaned back and began to moan. I ran my tongue along her pussy lips and then pushed it deeper inside of her sexy love hole. She began to scream her approval as my tongue penetrated deeper inside of her womanhood. Coronation chicken was now everywhere on us both. She closed her eyes and leaned backwards. “Yes, fucking eat me baby,” she screamed. She bit her lip and then her body exploded in pleasure. Her muscles writhed in pleasure. Her pussy exploded, it juices squirting everywhere. Her sex noises filled the room.

She then sat up. She took two pies in her hands and gave them to me. She closed her eyes. I smashed one pie into her face and one between her legs. She then handed me two more. I smashed the first into her heaving chest, rubbing it around on her massive breasts as she writhed and moaned in pleasure. Her hand was firmly between her legs, playing with herself and rubbing the pie around on her pussy lips. I then motioned her to bend over. She got on her knees and bent over, exposing her massive rea rend. “Yes, pie my ass,” she said in her sexiest Welsh accent. I leaned back and pushed the pie, with all mu might, squarely into her massive posterior. It was the sexiest site I had ever seen. I rubbed the pie around on her large butt cheeks. Some emerging into her ample butt crack along the way. She let out a yelp of satisfaction as she felt her behind getting creamed. I then leaned forward and began to run my tongue up and down her creamy backside, over her cheeks, along her crack and down the back of her thighs. 

It was a bit odd, thinking back. We had only just met and we were already naked, covering one another in messy food and performing sexual acts upon one another. Next we took a large chocolate gateau. We got up onto our knees. We faced one another and placed the cake between our bodies. We then hugged each other, pushing our nude bodies together. This squashed the cake between us, smushing it all over Ruth. It mainly stuck to her breasts and stomach. We looked one another in the eyes and kissed again.

We then took a cardboard container filled with custard that we had cut at the top and raised it in the air together. We tipped it over and custard slowly began to plop down onto Ruth’s head and then all over her large body. It plopped on her breasts and down her back onto her ass. She put her hands on her enormous breasts and began to fondle them, squeezing and rubbing the custard around on her own huge breasts. She licked her lips and flicked her tongue in a movement that was absolutely filthy. I then grabbed a second container, this one containing chocolate custard. I slowly poured it onto her head and then over her body, down onto her belly, crotch and thighs. She then placed one hand firmly between her legs. She began to finger her own pussy in the custardy mess. She feverishly massaged her pussy lips. She started off slow and then began to go faster and faster. She closed her eyes, moaning in pleasure.

I then took another, similar container that was filled with rice pudding and began to pour it onto the chubby, naked actress. She now got onto all fours with her rear end in the air. She continued touching herself as I poured the sloppy pudding up and down her body. It poured over her back and dripped down her enormous breasts and behind. She then looked back and said, “Fuck me.”

She opened herself wide, spreading her legs for me as I slid my penis into her vagina from behind. We started to make love doggy style. We began to hump back and forth as she moaned and screamed in pleasure. All the while, I had tins of baked beans in either hand, dumping them over her while we had sex. “Oh God, Oh my God, yes, fuck yes,” she squealed. She began making loud animal like sex noises as she felt my erect penis moving back and forth inside of her sloppy private parts. The feeling of the food all over her coupled with the feeling of having sex was doubly pleasurable. I also placed a ripe peach in her mouth as we were having sex. She dug her teeth in, releasing the sweet natural juices of the fruit into her mouth. It dribbled down her chin as she was about to explode in orgasm.

She closed her eyes and clenched her teeth as she let go in a release of cathartic ecstasy. Her body erupted in orgasm. Her body jerked back and forth, every muscle spasming simultaneously in pleasure. Her sex noises filling the air. We then fell onto each other in exhaustion and ecstasy. “That was fucking amazing love,” she said looking into my eyes. “It doesn’t really get any better than that.”