Monday, 7 May 2018
Megan Fox is the winner
Megan Fox is the winner
Megan Fox was not the greatest actress in the world. She had
appeared in a lot of not so good films. Many of these films involving director
Michael Bay. She was not exactly a Shakespearean actress. She was so bad in so
many roles that she was going to be receiving an honorary award at a Razzy type
of awards ceremony for the worst actress of the decade. With this came a
special prize. It was not really a prize but a punishment. That punishment
would be a humiliating messing all over her incredible body. She was considered
one of the most attractive women in the world. Her body was near perfect. She
had flawless hair, skin and a flawless face. She always looked incredible, even
if her acting skills may not have been the best.
Megan was going to accept the award, because it was likely
to be the only one that she would ever win. She wore a very small and tight
fitting red dress. It showed off all of her lovely curves. She looked fantastic
as always. She had a good sense of humour about herself. She did not think that
she was great actress, but did enjoy what she did. She knew that she was many
men’s fantasy woman and she enjoyed that immensely. Also, it made her famous
and also made her a great deal of money in the process. She was not embarrassed
of who she was or what she did in the least. It had served her well.
She had a good time at the awards ceremony. It was a good
laugh. They had a good natured laugh at all of the terrible films that
Hollywood had been putting out including some of the CG filled garbage and
assembly line action films that were being churned out. It was light hearted,
but also scathing in the accuracy in which it described what was happening in
the industry. Finally it was Megan’s turn.
The award was presented by a comedian. He gave an introduction.
“This award goes to an actress who has contributed so much to modern cinema.
Her work really stands out amongst the greats. She is really at the top of her
craft. Or should we say crap,” he joked. A package was then shown of Megan’s
acting. He then said, “This award goes to the beautiful and… well, the
beautiful anyway, Megan Fox.” Megan stood up and approached the stage. She
smiled as she made her way down the aisle and up onto stage. She took the award and shook the presenter’s
hand.
She then leaned in to begin to speak. Before she could udder
a single word, however, a tidal wave of green slime poured down upon her from
above. She could do nothing other than close her eyes as a wave of sloppy slime
dumped down upon her from above. It poured down onto her silky brown hair and
down her face and shoulders. Everyone erupted in laughter as they watched slime
pour on her massive breasts and down her curvy figure. Slime poured and
splashed all over her.
The green then changed to pink as another wave of slime
poured down onto the actress. Her colleagues felt that she deserved this
because they felt that she cheapened their profession with the awful schlocky
films that she was involved in. Also, many felt that she used her body and
sexuality to get where she was in the business. She was now being soaked in a
shower of sloppy slime. She leaned back and let this slime wash over her face
and body. She let it roll its way all the way down her sexy body. She was
behaving as she had in films where she had scenes washing cars provocatively
for seemingly no reason. The slimy mess
slathered her. It oozed over her incredible, though, most likely, enhanced
body. She was soon covered in slimy mess which dripped everywhere.
At this point, pies began to fling upwards at her. She
raised her hands in protection as pie after pie flew through the air and
splattered all over her body. One after another landed on target. As each one
hit and momentarily stuck to her body, another would land, causing the other to
fall away from where it was stuck due to the impact. She fumbled about as the
barrage of pies covered her. She was soon covered in creamy pie from head to
toe.
She then was hit by the spray of foamy mess from gunge
cannons. They hit her from below, splashing foamy mess up against her legs and
up her dress. The force from the spray nearly blew the bottom of her dress up
completely. She splashed about as her lower body was covered in the mess. It
flew in all directions in the air, up to the ceiling, covering everything in its
path.
When the parade of mess ended, she was left on stage soaked
in sloppy mess. She had to recover for a moment, but then recovered. She began
to pose and to blow kisses while still covered in mess. She was certainly the
master of making the best out of the worst possible situations. She wound u
using this as a way to get free publicity for herself .
Sunday, 6 May 2018
Ketnet Kingsize live pop star 2018
This scene was on Ketnet Kingsize today. I had almost given up hope. They ruined the format and what was once a great concept that ended with mess every week has turned into something not worth having, but this week the scene was good. It was a pop star and she got gunged pretty well. It was pretty good overall and she is very attractive. These are some highlights, follow the link for the full gallery:
https://tellygunge.wordpress.com/2018/05/06/new-ketnet-kingsize-live-2018/
https://tellygunge.wordpress.com/2018/05/06/new-ketnet-kingsize-live-2018/
Sunday, 29 April 2018
Simone Biles and Aly Raisman
Simone Biles and Aly Raisman
Olympic gymnasts, Simone Biles and Aly Raisman were doing a
tour after the Olympics to promote sports and trying to encourage young women
and girls to participate more in sporting activities. They were on many
television shows and network in the aim of spreading the word. One of the
logical stops was Nickolodeon Studios. That was a very popular place for young
people and it seemed like a great way to get their message across. They
appeared in the studio and on television where they were guests on several
shows.
While they were there, as was a common tradition, they were
asked if they would mind appearing in a gunge tank for one of the shows. Aly
said that she didn’t mind, but she felt as though she was backed into a corner
a little bit and could not easily refuse. Simone, on the other hand, had said that
she was feeling rather under the weather and if she was to get wet, she could
catch her death of cold. Of course, it was just an excuse to avoid the mess.
When Aly discovered the trick that Simone had played to get out of the messing,
she was furious. She vowed to get her back for this. It was not very fair, why
should she be the only one to get covered in gunge. On top of that, Simone had
a big grin on her face the entire time. She was going to really enjoy seeing
Aly get covered in gunge while she was able to escape the mess herself.
As Simone looked on with delight, her teammate was placed in
a silver gunge tank and sat in place, ready to get covered in gunge. Simone
waved at her and laughed. Aly licked her lips and shook her head in annoyance. Aly
closed her eyes as the lever was pulled and silver gunge began to rain down
over her. She lowered her head as gooey slime poured down onto her head and
down the sides of her hair and down her forehead. The sides of her head were
covered first before the gunge poured onto her nose and cheeks, soon engulfing
her face. Gunge fell with a splat down her chest and over her arms and legs. It
dripped everywhere. Soon she was covered in it almost completely. She shook her
head and threw her hands back and forth as Simone roared in laughter at what
she was witnessing.
Aly seethed with anger that her teammate had managed to
weasel her way out of this. She vowed that she would get revenge on her for
this at some point. Right now, however, she could do little more than wallow in
the silver mess that she was covered in. Simone joked that silver was the best
that Aly could ever do. She was not a gold sort of person.
Simone had really enjoyed what happened to Aly. She did not
think that there would be anything more thought of it after that day, but she
was mistaken about that. In fact, Aly not only planned to get revenge upon her
for what she had done, she also enlisted the help of all of their other
teammates for assistance. They were all too happy to oblige. Simone had played
jokes and pranks on most of the others as well and they were all too happy to
get the chance to participate in getting her back for all of this.
A few weeks later, there was a photoshoot for the whole
team. The rest of the team arrived early. When Simone arrived, she was
surprised to find that the rest of the team was already there waiting for. This
seemed a bit odd, but she did not say anything about it. She also noticed that
they were looking at her a bit funny throughout the first part of the photoshoot.
She was very surprised when a gunge tank was brought out
about halfway through the shoot. As soon as she saw it, she guessed that it was
more than likely for her benefit. She tried to quietly and discreetly leave,
but all paths were blocked. Not much was said, but she was escorted directly to
the tank and was made to sit down inside of it. Aly quickly locked the door to
prevent any chance of escape for Simone. Aly gave a sarcastic smile and wave,
mimicking how Simone had acted towards her at Nickolodeon Studios.
She and the team smiled, looking very excited as she pulled
the leaver on Simone. Simone closed her eyes and shrieked as sloppy gold gunge
poured down upon her. It poured down the bridge of her nose and straight down
her face initially. She gave a shocked laugh as she was inundated with a tidal
wave of thick sloppy gold gunge. Everyone was joking that she was now the gold
standard and stating how much she deserved this. Gunge fell from her face and
body. It cascaded down her muscular body. She was completely soaked in it.
She was hoping that this would be the end of things, but it
was not. The other ladies were annoyed with her as well. They were sick of the
silly pranks that she liked to play on them. In order to get their revenge,
they were each now equipped with two buckets of sloppy leftover food a piece.
Aly opened the door of the tank and they all pounced forward, dumping bucket
after bucket of disgusting food waste all over the Olympian’s face and body.
The food was revolting. It including layers of baked beans, creamed corn, mushy
peas, potato salad, picked relish, rotten eggs, rice pudding and custard. It
smelled horrendous as it was poured all over her person. She was soon covered
from head to toe in the most revolting assortment of decaying leftover food
imaginable. She had to stop herself from gagging at the horrific odour that it
omitted. They had purposely wanted to make it as stinky and disgusting for her
as they possibly could. There were mounds and splotches of the various bits of
food all over her from head to toe.
The whole team then stood back and pointed at her laughing.
They made no secret that she was a laughing stock now. She could not deny the
fact that she completely deserved this. One
thing was for sure, there was no possible way for to look cool or to get the
last laugh now.
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