Gwyneth Paltrow ex’s revenge

Gwyneth Paltrow ex’s revenge

Gwyneth Paltrow had been in a lot of high profile romances and had been in a lot of high profile break ups since she had become famous. That had kind of come with the territory. She had been famous for quite a few years. Most of the men she had been in relationships with were quite high profile in their own right. Her marriage to Coldplay singer Chris Martin had broken down. The two were mature adults though and remained close friends even after they had both gone their spate ways. 

Gwyneth was slightly worried when she heard that the two would be on the same talk show at the same time. She did not wish to discuss their relationship in public. The two were both very private and respectful people. She was assured that the show would fully respect this. The first part of the show went as planned. The guests plugged their latest projects and the host told them how amazing that it all looked. This was the kind of show that always had special surprises in store in the second part however. The two separated partners were on stage on the sofas at the same time. The host then began to speak. “Now, we have a very special game that we have arranged for you Chris and Gwyneth.” They both looked surprised, Gwyneth more so. “It is a game to see how well you guys know one another. We asked Chris three questions before the show. You have to guess what his answers were. If you can get to out of three correct then you will get to send Chris to the slop drop. However, if you fail to get to or more correct, then it will be you who will be going to the slop drop. How does that sound?” She thought about it. Although she was mature, the thought of getting to humiliate her ex on national television was just too good to pass up. She smiled. “Yeah, I am up for it,” she replied, “ I am going to win though and Chris is going to get messy. I am going to enjoy that,” she said. Chris smiled, imagining what it was going to be like to get his ex-wife messy.

The host then started off with the questions. The first question was what chart position Chris’ band’s first album reached in America. She guessed that it went to number one. “Sorry Gwyneth that was incorrect,” the host said. Chris pumped his fist and looked pleased. “Oh no,” Gwyneth said. She laughed and buried her face in her hands. “That means that you have to get the last two correct in order to win. Get another wrong and you have lost it.” “The next question is, what is Chris’ favourite band, other than his own.” “Oh my god, this is such a hard question. He loves music so much, obviously, as he is a musician, so there are so many bands he likes. I am going to have to go with U2 I think. I think that I may be in trouble though,” Gwyneth said. “Ok, so Gwyneth guessed U2. She needs to get this one correct to stay in the game, otherwise it will be a clean sweep. Chris will have won and Gwyneth will be getting the punishment. Gwyneth U2 was your answer. I can now reveal that Chris’ actual answer was,” he paused for effect. Gwyneth crossed her fingers and closed her eyes. Chris looked confident. “ I am sorry Gwyneth, your ex-husband said the Beatles.” Gwyneth squealed. She turned bright red. She buried her face in her hands. She looked at Chris. “Please don’t do this,” she pleaded. “Sorry Gwyneth, you have lost and after the break you will be paying the consequences. Chris is going to get a chance to totally trash his ex-wife. I bet he has always wanted to do this. Stay tuned,” the host said.

When the show returned from the commercial break, Gwyneth was now sat in beneath a gunge tank like apparatus.  She had made the unfortunate choice to wear a white button down silk shirt and a beige skirt. They would never be the same again. “Welcome back everyone, “ the host said.” Before the break, Gwyneth lost a little challenge and now she is in the slop drop. Her ex-husband Chris is going to get to drop the slop on his ex-wife, but first he gets to fill the tank.” Chris got to climb the stairs and went up to the top of the tank. How it would work was, he would get to load the tank with mess. He would then get to go back down and be able to release the contents all over Gwyneth. Gwyneth was laughing. She looked up as he began to load items into the tank that lay inches above her head. The host would say what the item was as Chris dumped it in. In the meantime, below, Gwyneth would be reacting to what was being loaded in the tank above her. The host began to read the items out. “Trifle, sloppy joes, cottage cheese, spaghetti hoops, fruit salad, eggplant parmesan, chocolate syrup,  rice pudding, spam, scrambled eggs, yoghurt, gravy.” As he read these out, Chris poured the corresponding items into the tank that lay above his ex-wife’s head. Gwyneth made disgusted, shocked and embarrassed faces as it happened. As the items were poured into the tank, they all began to mix together a bit, making the whole thing into an even more disgusting substance.

Chris then stepped down and took his place by the lever that would release the contents of the tank. “Now Chris, do you have any hesitation at all about doing this any qualms about doing this to your ex-wife.” “No none at all,” he responded. “Because she would love to do it to me.” “I bet you are really going to enjoy this.” “Um, let me think, yes, very much,” he said. Gwyneth laughed. He then walked over to Gwyneth. “Gwyneth how are you feeling right now,” he asked.  She pointed at Chris and laughed. “ I will get you for this. I will have my revenge, I swear it,” she joked.

“Ok Chris, when you are ready, live out the dream of many ex-husbands and boyfriends out there. When you are ready, drop the slop all over your ex,” the host said. Chris smiled. He shrugged his shoulders,” Sorry,” he said as he pulled the lever on his ex-wife.  Gwyneth closed her eyes and scrunched up her face, lowering her head slightly. Bits of the sloppy food began to slowly rain down over her head. The juices began to flow over Gwyneth Paltrow. The collected mess began to pour from above down onto Gwyneth. The various textures and colours showing up as they began to pour down onto her head. It looked as though someone was dumping their trash over her head. The flow then began to speed up.

The sloppy mess poured down on her platinum blonde hair. All she could do was shake her head and laugh. She closed her eyes as tons of the sloppy mess poured down over her face. The smell was overpowering. The slop ran down her face, first in spurts and streams down her cheeks and then her nose, before engulfing the majority of her face.  It began to pour all over her body now as well, landing on her top, skirt and legs. There was no escape from it for her. There was so much of it that when she made an attempt to shield part of herself from the mess, more hit her from another direction. Her clothes were instantly and permanently stained in a variety of different colours, mostly brown. Chris could not help but point and laugh. He tried not to at first but The slop looked so disgusting and it was covering Gwyneth so completely that he could not help it. He cranked down further, enjoying the sensation that he was dumping the mess all over his ex-wife. She smiled and mumbled to herself about how she was going to kill him for this.

The mess did not seem to stop. It had been piled about three feet deep in the tank that had been situated above Gwyneth’s head. There was no stopping it now. She just crossed her arms and looked forward as the mess poured and poured over her head, down her face and over body. There was bits of every type of food imaginable stuck all over her face and body. The smell was pretty strong as well. Luckily, she had a strong stomach. Her hair was soaked with the sloppy juices of the collected mess.  It seemed to pour for ages. There seemed to be no stopping it. Chris just stood back and admired the view. 

Finally the mess began to slow down and finally drizzled to a halt. The final few chunks of mess left to drop onto Gwyneth. Gwyneth shook her arms and laughed. “This is so embarrassing,” she said, when the host brought the microphone over to her. “My kids are going to love it though, that is for sure. I am going to get him for this though. I will have my revenge. That is my vow,” she said, jokingly. She laughed and shook her head, mess dropping from her nose. She licked her lips. 

“Well, Chris, that was truly amazing, you must have enjoyed that to no end,” the host said to Chris. “Oh yes that was very satisfying. I bet everyone has fantasized about doing that to their partner at one stage or another. I am so glad that it wasn’t me though.” “So there we have it. A big thank you to them for being on the show and an extra big thank you to Gwyneth for taking it so well. We will see you next time.”