Sunday 9 July 2017

Aisling Bea 2 GYOB



Aisling Bea 2 GYOB

Aisling Bea was featured on the comedy panel show 8 out of 10 cats. It was a quiz type show, but played for laughs mostly. There were some regulars on the show who had quite a good amount of banter between them. It was decided that another crossover would happen with another show. This one would be with Get Your Own Back. The shows would combine. The format would be that Aishling would represent one team and Katherine Ryan would represent the opposing team. The captain of the losing team would be going into the gunk dunk and taking the ultimate plunge. The whole show was built to lead up to the all-important moment. Everyone involved in the show was looking forward to the prospect of seeing one of these ladies take the plunge into the gunge. 

Most of the show played out like normal. The final part saw the two ladies sat on seats suspended above the traditional gunk dunk. It was explained that their fate now lay in the hands of their teammates. Aisling pointed at her teammates and told them that they had better not lose or they would get it. The host, Jimmy Carr, told her that, actually, she would be the one getting it. That was the whole point of the show today. It was the sort of game where each time the opponents got a question right, the other team’s representative was pumped up a level on the ramp. It was not long at all before Aisling was already three quarters of the way up the ramp. Her team was not doing well and she feigned annoyance in a comedic way. There were many shots of her looking down at the gunk below and making pained or worried faces. By the time she was one pump from the top, Katherine had only been pumped up once. At this point, it was quite clear that she had very little chance to escape the gunk dunk. It was clear that she was about to go down. When the other team got the last answer correct, it merely confirmed her fate.

“Well, Aisling,” Jimmy said,” It looks like your team are our losers and you, unfortunately, are going to be the one getting the gunk dunk. What a shame,” he said sarcastically. She glared at him. “I can’t believe this. How could this happen?,” she said jokingly. Katherine gave a coy smile. She shrugged her shoulders and laughed. “What a shame,” she joked. Aisling was wearing a black and orange floral blouse and black slacks.

She held her breath, puffing out her cheeks. She crossed her arms across her chest and closed her eyes. She grimaced as she braced herself for the plunge that she was about to take into the pool of gunk. “Ok, it is time, Aisling’s team has lost, which means she is going for the gunk dunk. Have a nice trip. See you next fall,” he joked. He then pulled the lever. A buzzer sounded and the lights in the studio flashed. Aisling screamed and shook her hands as she began her descent down the ramp.

She flew down the ramp and was jolted forward at the bottom straight into the gigantic pool of multi-coloured gunk. When her body hit the surface, gunk flew out in all directions, displaced by her body mass. Everyone cheered and laughed. She disappeared below the surface for a few seconds. When she emerged, she was soaked from head to toe in sloppy gunk. Her hair was matted in sloppy gunk. Her face was soaked. Her clothing was saturated and clung to her body. She was bathed in it. She shivered and shook. She gave two thumbs down. She made a frowny face and pretended to pout. She wiggled and shook. She then ran her hands through her sloppy hair. She used her fingers like little windshield wipers across her mess covered glasses as well.

“I’ll get you all back for this. It is so slimy,” she exclaimed,” I have gunge everywhere. It’s all in my knickers and everything,” she said in her sexy Irish accent. She wriggled about, but then began to laugh. Jimmy Carr closed the show and thanked all of the guests, giving a special thanks to the now gunge covered Aisling Bea.

3 comments:

  1. Do a humiliating gunge story for kelly brook

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  2. Hi, could you do a gunge tank story featuring Louisa Johnson please?

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