Tamsin Greenway the player coach

Tamsin Greenway the player  coach

Tamsin Greenway was a player and a coach for Netball Superleague. She was, possibly the highest profile person in the league and one of the most successful. She transitioned seamlessly from player to coach. She was now in a position where she was coaching players whom she had played with and known for many years. They liked her, but she could be quite bossy and mouthy at times. She had strong opinions and could be quite abrupt at times. Although no one resented her and everyone respected her. Some of the players thought that she could do with being brought down to earth just a bit. She also was a guest host and interviewer on many of the broadcasts of the sport. She was often quite critical of other players and coaches, which some saw as quite annoying. She was sometimes seen as a bit abrasive an a little bit full of herself. Some of her players decided that after they won the championship, they would get their own back upon her. That way she could not be overly mad at them. 

They had just won the championship. It all took place in the locker room during the celebrations. Slightly after them, actually.  Sarah Dunn and Hannah Reid were the locker room leaders, they had known Tamsin for many, many years. When they got up together and spoke, they talked about the victory and then began to thank the coach. “None of this would be possible if not for our fabulous coach, Tamsin Greenway. We thank her from the bottom of our hearts. However, we have a little present for her as well.” Tamsin was stood beside them. She smiled. Her hair was back in a ponytail. “Come on girls, let’s get her.”

The whole team rushed forward and grabbed the coach. They lifted her by her legs and armpits as she laughed and protested. They dragged her to the shower. They carried her as a team into the shower. They sat her on one of the benches and proceeded to remove all of her clothes from her body. She laughed. She could not put up much resistance. Soon she was fully nude and trying to conceal her modesty as everyone laughed and cheered. They then brought her into the shower. They turned on the cold water and began to whip her bottom with towels. They laughed as she jumped and squealed.

They then all grabbed creamy pies and began hurling them at their naked coach as she cowered in the shower. They flung pie after pie at her. One after another colliding with her wet, naked, tanned flesh. 

She grunted every time another one hit her body, splattering pie all over her. All she could really do was raise her hands. Her knees were bent as she crouched. This did little to shield her body from the barrage of pies that were thrown at her. Soon she was covered from head to toe in sloppy pie filling.

They then began to spray her all over with whipped cream and chocolate syrup. They circled around her, covering her in the mess, laughing and cheering as they sprayed the sweet mess all over her. It went all over her back and onto her blonde hair. Everyone was whistling and cheering as she got covered. She was very embarrassed. She was quite a vain and serious sort of person overall. Being in this position was something that she did not find humorous. Part of the goal of this was to try to remind her to lighten up a little bit and to remember to have fun. 

To finish her off, two or three of the players came in carrying a massive trash can that was filled with blue green coloured gunge. They lifted it over their naked, crouching coach and dumped it all over her body. There was audible gasps as everyone watched Tasmin getting gunged. The gunge poured all over her from above, coating her head and naked body in smooth, sloppy gunge. They then all slapped hands and celebrated. Tamsin crouched on the floor covered in sloppy gunge. “I’ll get you all for this,” she shouted,” Just you wait, you will all be doing some many push ups and wind sprints in training next year.”

She was in the right place at least, because she was able to get right in the shower and clean herself from head to toe. The water was still pretty cold, but she had a lot of scrubbing to do on this day. The whole team agreed it was the best memory they had of the season. It was very enjoyable. No one would ever forget the image of Tamsin angrily flaring her nostrils while covered in slime and pie.