Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer

Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer

Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer were out scouting locations for an upcoming episode of their show broad city. They needed a real bakery to use for the episode and were looking around to find a suitable one. The owner welcomed them and gave them a glimpse, but then had to go away for a bit due to an emergency phone call. The owner was a young female baker. She told the ladies that they were free to explore. The ladies were both dressed in short skirt outfits. They looked very sexy. They were left alone to explore the shop. They did not know much of anything about bakeries so this was going to be quite interesting. 

They were both notoriously clumsy as well. They began looking around, not too sure what they were looking at, but starting to be a bit nosey about the setup of the place. They discovered that there were lots of containers and devices filled with baking substances such as batter, cream, icing etc. One thing was for sure, it smelled fantastic. They looked into the various areas of the bakery kitchen. It was fascinating for sure.

Abbi looked down into a large metal mixing bowl that was filled with sloppy pink cake batter. As she looked down into it, Ilana turned the corner and accidentally bumped into her with her backside. Abbi’s head went face first down into the mixing bowl. She was bent over. Ilana looked over and apologized. The bowl was a tight fit and stuck to Abbi’s head. As she stood up, the bowl came up with her. “Oh my gosh. I am so sorry. Let me help you,” she said. She took both hands and started helping Abbi pull the bowl off. It seemed to be stuck on quite well though and she had to pull very hard to try to get the bowl off of her head. 

Ilana pulled a few times, but then put her full weight into it. As she pulled, the bowl came off, but the force expended, caused her to fall backwards and tumble into a huge mixer filled with frosting. She fell into it completely. Only her legs were sticking out of it. Abbi pushed the bowl aside. Her face was covered in sloppy batter. She saw that her friend was now submerged in the mixer. Ilana kicked her legs in an effort to try and free herself, but she too was stuck. Abbi came over, between Ilana’s legs and pulled as hard as she could to dislodge her from the mixer. This took several attempts. She had to push quite hard as she was really stuck. As she pulled, Ilana came flying out. 

She came out so quickly that they both fell over across the counter top opposite to them. This sent cakes, pies and bowls of ingredients including flour and milk, flying everywhere in all directions. Mess was everywhere. It was all over the ladies and all over the previous pristine kitchen. Every surface had been spotless when they entered. It was like a slapstick scene from their show, but in real life. At this point, there was stuff everywhere. 

When the two hot the counter top, they each flew in opposite directions. Each one fell into a cart that was stacked in trays of cakes and pies. The carts must have been 16 trays high and two deep. They each fell into them. The carts slid across the room and the pies and cakes tumbled everywhere onto the ladies and over the clean floor. 

At this point, Ilana was thrown backwards and her hand hit a lever that activated the spin cycle on the mixer. This, in turn, caused yellow batter to start splattering in all directions. It was as if it had hit a fan and was being splattered everywhere all over the walls, floors and the women. The sloppy yellow mess sprayed everything in its path. The force from it blew the ladies in opposite directions.

They each fell in opposite directions. Each landed in a massive tub of pie filling. They were submerged completely. After a short time, their heads poked out. At this time, the owner returned. She was gobsmacked. “My bakery. What the hell have you done? I left you two alone here for ten minutes and look at the place.” She was fuming. She was absolutely furious. 

The owner then did the only thing that she could do. She grabbed two of the only pies that were left still in one piece. She grabbed them and headed towards the ladies. “You two deserve this. You really do. This is for my shop.” She then took the pies and slammed them into the women’s face. She hit them as hard as she possibly could. She left the tins on their heads. The two women looked at one another is sheer disbelief at what had just occurred.