Harley Quinn Mess Edition 1

(For some reason, the Joker in this is like the Mark Hamil Joker. So, imagine his Joker in this and not Jared Leto. Also, I know a bit about Batman, but I don't know every single thing by a long shot, so please forgive any inaccuracies.)

Harley Quinn Mess Edition 1

Harley Quinn was a Batman villain, but also could be a humorous character at times as well. She was played by Margot Robbie in Suicide Squad, but was a popular character in the Batman universe. She also became a bit of a sex symbol. Her character became sexier in live action films. Unfortunately, Suicide Squad was not a very good movie and she was not featured nearly enough in it.

Her character, in most of the source material, was in love with the Joker, but he did not really reciprocate this love back to her at all. He would take advantage of her and put her in harm’s way if it suited his cause.

In this comic, The Joker was trying to trap the caped crusader. He knew that he would come and rescue innocent people that were in harm’s way. Much to Harley’s dismay, he decided that a good way to bait his enemy to come to meet him would be to hold someone hostage. As she was the nearest person available, he decided that she would be the unlucky person that he would hold hostage. At first she thought that he was joking with her. She then believed that it was all part of a cunning plan. “Oh I get it. I am not going to be in any real danger. You are just going to trick Bats into thinking I am so he will come and rescue me.” The Joker looked at her,” Well, not quite. You see, he is very cagey. He will know if we are faking it. It’s got to be real. Anyway, I have to say that you are becoming extremely irritating and annoying. I wouldn’t mind if you were gone forever. I think that this is the best way to do things. I can’t lose. You always say that you will do anything to serve me. Well, here is your chance.” She looked dumbfounded. She had always believed that he cared about her deep down, but in reality his heart was black.

She was wearing her famous sexy outfit complete with fishnets and boots. She was quite distressed. She could not believe that he would be willing to sacrifice her like this. The truth was though that she was completely blindly devoted to him as a cult member would be. She was willing to literally do anything.

He tied her to a chair, sat down with ropes tying her arms behind her back. The chair was then hoisted in the air and suspended over a giant gunge pool. It was made to look as if it was toxic waste, but it was just gunge. It was pink and green. Above her head was a faucet filled with green gunge. There was a release valve next to it that the Joker held.

The Joker held a sloppy cream pie in one hand in front of her. It was made to look a bit gross by containing some gummy worms and plastic spiders. “Please, Mr. J.. You wouldn’t really do this to your pudding would you?” He looked at her and laughed. “My dear, I would stop at nothing to get to the Bat. I would cut off my own ride hand.”

He then summoned Batman to the factory where he was holding her. Batman did turn up. He knew that it was going to be a trap, but he could not risk him actually harming her. “Nice of you to join us Bats. I knew you could not resist joining the party. Don’t come any closer or she will get it.” “Now, Joker, you wouldn’t really do anything to your good friend Harley would you?” “Oh I wouldn’t huh?”

He then thrust the pie in her face as hard as he could. He twisted it around in her face comically. Her legs flailed and she stomped her feet as she screamed loudly in her somewhat annoying voice. When he let go, her face was covered in creamy pie along with the gummy worms and plastic spiders that were stuck all over her face and hair. “You better not make any swift moves. I am serious. I do not care about her very much at all. Listen to that cackling. It is driving me crazy. She is a liability. She is so annoying. Constant headache. You can’t find good help these days.” His hand was now on the valve.

This particular story was in the style of the 1960’s Batman television show, so the violence was slapstick in nature. There was no real killing or blood or anything of that nature. The way they played it was that if she was dropped into the vat, she could drown or something like that, though it was never stated explicitly.  Batman was on a lower level looking up at them. Harley was suspended over the vat. He tried to use his grappling hook to reach the other level.

As he fired and ascended to the platform, The Joker twisted the valve, which released the green slime from above all over her. She screamed and shrieked as the gunge poured all over her from the faucet. It poured straight down her face and all over her body, slowly coating her from head to toe in the gunge. It soaked her sexy outfit. She was completely covered in it.

Batman emerged on the platform next to the Joker. The Joker tried to spray him in the eyes with a squirting flower. He ducked and then moved to grab the Joker. The flower had sprayed foamy whipped cream. When Batman ducked, the flower sprayed the cream all over Harley instead. As the two struggled, the fell over into the release switch.

Harley and the chair plummeted downwards into the vat. She landed with a splat. The splash was huge, spraying all over the place. She was submerged in the gunge. Batman jumped up and then dive bombed toward the vat. He grabbed her, now no longer strapped to the chair and flew out of the vat. She was covered in sloppy gunge but unharmed. She was safe and well. He placed her down on the landing and then flew over grabbing and apprehending the Joker.

Commissioner Gordon came and took the Joker back to Arkham Asylum. Harley was still covered in sloppy gunge. She was grateful to Batman for saving her, but would never admit to it.

The whole thing was a pretty funny slapstick scene. Harley was saved in the end, while still getting covered in the mess anyway.