Poppy Lee Friar guest appearance

Poppy Lee Friar guest appearance

Poppy Lee Friar played a chav schoolgirl on the show Ackley Road, but she was actually in her twenties. It was easy to tell that she was older than the character that she was playing. She did excel at playing a filthy loud mouthed chav on television. She excelled so much that was given a similar role in one of the big soaps. The producers had seen her on Ackley Road and knew that they could use her on their show as a friend of Tiffany and Louise. They were quite similar in character to the role that she would be playing. She would be a mouthy chavette who came to the square talking a big game. She wore the same hideous black jacket with fluffy pink trim.

Her character instantly ran afoul of the Slaters. They began to quarrel and fight about petty things. The feud built and they began to argue all the time. They began to do little things to annoy each other. This built more and more to the point where they were trying to embarrass one another publicly. One stole the other’s clothes while they were in the shower. The other sent out rude photos of the other. They hacked each other’s social media and sent out embarrassing messages and pictures. One of them also fancied the same guy that Poppy’s character did. The rivalry continued to build.

It all came to a head one day at the café. Poppy’s character was sitting speaking with one of her mates. Two of the Slaters were sitting at another table together. They exchanged dirty looks. “Oh I hate those Slaters”, Poppy’s character’s friend said. “I want to get back at them so bad.” “Well, you should see what I put on her Twitter account. Everyone will be seeing it at any time now.” Just then, an alert noise came on their phones. The friend checked her phone. “Oh my God, you didn’t. Ha ha, That will teach them.”

At that moment tons of alert noises went off on one of the Slater’s phones. Poppy smirked. They looked at their phones in shock. They were getting messages in response to the message that was put out. They looked incredibly angry. “I can’t believe that little bitch did this. I am going to get that filthy chav.” They stood up and stormed over to the table. “You think that you are funny do you? You don’t know who you are messing with. You are going to pay for what you just did. You can be sure of that.” “Oh really, and what exactly are you going to do about it?,” she said smugly, crossing her shoulders.

The enraged woman looked down and then up again. “Oh I am going to do this,” she said. She reached down and picked up the plate in front of Poppy’s character that was filled with a complete English breakfast including baked beans, runny eggs, bacon etc. and tipped it over her head. The entire breakfast rolled over her face, hair and down her shoulders staining her white shirt. Poppy’s character was frozen in shock. She made a comedic shocked face. Baked beans and eggs soaked her hair and shirt and rolled down her face.

The Lady then reached over to the plate of food in front of her friend. This was a full Sunday roast dinner covered in gravy and complete with vegetables, mashed potatoes and roast beef. She then dumped this over her head as well. Again, this covered her in thick gravy and food. It rolled down her body, onto her skirt and all the way onto her legs. The larger lumps stuck all over her.

The lady then grabbed the ketchup and mustard that were sat on the table and began to spray her with them all over her body. Her mouth fell open. She was frozen in shock and disgust as she was sprayed in the red and yellow sauces. Her friend’s jar of mint sauce that she was using on her dinner was then tipped over Poppy’s head as well.

She was not finished though. She reached over to the front counter and picked up two freshly baked pies that sat there. One was a banana cream pie and the other and apple cream pie. She picked them up and sandwiched them into her rival’s face.

Finally, she grabbed a basin from the waitress that was filled with leftover scrapings from the diner’s guests. She tipped it over Poppy’s head, completely covering her in partially consumed discarded food mess. “You deserve that. Now everyone can see just what a filthy bitch you really are,” her rival shouted. She then stomped out the door. The scene ended with a shot of a stunned Poppy as lumps of sloppy food dripped from her face.