Roxanne McKee blast from the past

Roxanne McKee blast from the past

Roxanne McKee had been on Hollyoaks for a long time. That was many years ago though. She was considered one of the most attractive women in soaps at the time and was featured prominently in men’s magazines because of her looks. She had been lined up for a messing for many years. For one reason or another, her messing never occurred. It occurred to Mr. G. that she had someone who had been missed out upon. He began to wonder if there were other celebrities that had been on the list for messings but had been missed out for one reason or another. He decided to do a series called blast from the past. It was a sort of ones who got away series. She had not been on television really for some years, but was going to be the first to make up for lost time. She was all too happy to be back in the spotlight as she had not been very famous in a very long time.

She was happy to get the opportunity to show herself off a bit. She hoped it would lead to more work in acting or even modelling. She was a bit desperate to be in the limelight again and was willing to do whatever it took to get herself back into that position. She appeared on the show in a tight fitting black dress. It looked stunning on her olive coloured skin. She still looked amazing.

Mr. G. announced the segment. “Because there are only so many hours in a day and so many messy buckets to go around, there are some celebrities that have fallen through the cracks over the years. We have decided to introduce a special blast from the past feature where we will feature some faces from the past who have been on our wish list for years, but for one reason or another have not gotten the mess that they so rightly deserve. Our first guest is Roxanne McKee. You may remember her from Hollyoaks and from many, many men’s magazines from that time period.” The crowd cheered. She entered and waved with a little smile. She met Mr. G. and gave him a huge hug. They went over to the sofas for a chat.

“Welcome to the show Roxanne. It is hard to believe that it has taken this long for you to come on.” “Yes, well, I thought that you would never ask. Most of my colleagues have been on the receiving end in the past. “Oh well, here we are now. We can make up for lost time can’t we?” “I am all yours,” she said in a flirty tone. “Please be gentle with me though,” she said, biting her lip. “Oh don’t worry, we are going to take good care of you,” he replied. “In fact you are going to be strapped in safe and sound. If you will come with me please.”

Mr. G. led her over to a life sized board with straps on it. He explained that Roxanne would be safe and sound because her body would be strapped to this device. She stepped into position as she secured the straps around her body, binding her to the board. The board was then raised so she was facing fully forward. “How do you feel?,” he asked. “Don’t ask,” she joked. She looked very nervous.

“So, this is a blast from the past and you are about to get blasted with mess,” he explained. “We have been waiting a long time to see this. Roxanne, it is time for you to be crossed off the wish list.” She shook in nervous anticipation for what was about to happen.

There were multiple devices set up around the board that Roxanne was strapped to. All of them set up with the aim of perfectly covering her body in mess. She closed her eyes and readied herself for the mess that was about to come her way. The audience at home could not see where the messes were about to come from.

Mr. G. positioned himself on the opposite side to her. He then gave signal that it was time for the mess to start. With that pies began to fly towards her. They flung towards her as if coming from the pie pod. The first sprung through the air and landed on one side of her face. The next smashed into the other side of her face. The next collided with her chest and stomach. The next two flew into her hips and thighs. The pie plates slowly fell downward, leaving her body and face coated in a layer of thick and creamy pie.

There was then a blast from what may have been a device similar to the pie cannon. A blast of creamy pink foamy mess exploded all over Roxanne. Her body was covered in foamy mess. It was then revealed that there was a sort of gunge spray cannon set up as well. It was hand cranked. When it was cranked, thick green slime flew out and projected its way towards Roxanne, spraying her all over She shrieked as it covered her, coating her body and hair in slime.

Another lever was pulled and a trap door above her was open, dark green gunge then poured down onto her from above.  The board was attached to various pulleys and levers. The board then moved position to the left. When it did this, it triggered a barrage of creamy cakes to be dispatched in her directions. There were cheesecakes, black forest cakes and Pavlovas flying at her. They collided with her body, coating it in sticky and chocolaty mess from head to toe. She chuckled as she felt herself getting covered.

Finally everything stopped. He went over to her and asked how she was feeling now. She just giggled and chuckled uncontrollably.