Friday, 14 April 2017
Wednesday, 12 April 2017
Sunday, 9 April 2017
WWE Emma to evolution to Gungealina
WWE Emma to evolution to Gungealina
For about 18 weeks, on Raw there were vignettes hyping the
transformation of Emma to Emmalina. When the day came for Emmalina to debut,
Emma came out and said that it was now time for the evolution of Emmalina back
to Emma. This was a really odd chain of events. There were rumours of why this
happened. The bottom line though was that it was a mess of misfire. Anyway that
you looked at it, it was not a good thing. It was either a really bad job of
planning by the creative team or just a really badly designed story. At any
rate, it was a bit of an annoying thing that took place. One thing that was for
sure though was the fact that Emma was looking incredibly hot. The whole
storyline perplexed and annoyed her co-workers as well as fans. Her fellow
female wrestlers decided that they would get their own back on her. Of course,
she had little to nothing to do with the creation of the storyline. In fact,
she was not very happy about it herself, but she had to go along with things,
as every WWE superstar had to if they did not want their career to disappear.
Some of the wrestlers and the writers decided to create a
segment where the whole thing was discussed. It would be Emma taking the blame
for it though. She was a heel at this time so she would be the person to take
all of the punishment. The segment started with Emma and some of the other
women in the ring. The main ones involved were Dana Brooke, Charlotte and Sasha
Banks. It all began with an argument between everyone, as many of the segments
typically did. During the segment Emma began to talk a bit about herself and
her evolution. Sasha then butted in. “I don’t even know what all that was
about. You had your evolution from Emma to Emmalina and back again. What was that?
No one gets it. You know what though? I think it is time for you to undergo
another evolution. That’s right. This time it should be the evolution of Emma
to Gungealina.” Emma was wearing a very small dark blue upvc type of bra and
hot pants. “And what does that mean?,” she asked in a condescending heel tone
of voice.
Sasha popped outside the ring and grabbed something from
beneath it. It was a slop bucket. “That’s right, Gungealina.” She lifted up the
bucket and tipped it over the Australian blonde’s head. Yellowy gunge, almost
like custard in appearance, fell from the bucket and poured down onto her head
and down her lovely body. Her jaw dropped. The gunge fell about her body,
cascading over the curves and muscles of her body. She screamed,” Noooooo!” and
pouted a bit. It was thick and sloppy. Her head was coated in it and it rolled
down her body. She stomped her feet and shouted again. Everyone pointed and
laughed at her. Sasha then slid out of the ring again.
She grabbed a creamy pie from beneath the ring and handed it
to Dana Brooke. Dana had been her partner previously. She took the massive
creamy pie in her hands and marched towards Emma. She then slammed the pie into
her friend’s face with both hands. She smushed the pie into Emma’s face. She did
not even need to use much force because the pie was so thick and so creamy. Her
face was instantly encased in creamy pie. It looked to be a banana cream type
of pie, with a layer of banana pudding and banana slices, covered in thick
whipped cream. One thing was certain, Emma’s face was now completely covered in
it. It really suited her as well. Her facial features looked really good coated
in creamy pie. Pie was all over every groove and crevice in her face. Globs of
pie dropped from her face.
Sasha then passed Charlotte two squeeze bottle containing
chocolate and caramel sauce. She smiled as she took them in her hands. She held
them above Emma’s head and began to squeeze them onto her head. Emma shook her
head and shouted. “You can’t do this to me,” she yelled. Charlotte laughed as
she poured the sticky, sloppy dark and light brown sundae toppings all over
Emma. She moved them around, dispersing the sauces all over Emma. She screamed,”
Nooooo!,” again as the audience cheered. Charlotte had a big smile beaming
across her face. She looked decidedly sardonic. She sprayed Emma’s chest and
lower body in the toppings. Some dripped from her nose and chin. Emma was no covered in mess.
Sasha jumped back in the ring. “Look, now your evolution is
complete. Now you are Gungealina.” Emma glared at her. “I am not Gungealina!,”
she shouted. The crowd began to chant, “Gungealina.” “You all be quiet. I am
not Gungealina.” Sasha spurred the crowd on. Emma stomped her feet. She fell
over on her bottom. She continued to pout and scream as the others waved bye to
her. She was left in the ring humiliated. Michael Cole quipped,” We have just
seen the transformation of Emma to Gungealina.”
Friday, 7 April 2017
Sunday, 2 April 2017
Scarlett Moffatt I guess you win
Scarlett Moffatt I guess you win
Scarlett Moffatt was a pretty new celebrity. She was mainly
involved in reality shows. She was very happy to be famous and wanted to take
every opportunity she could while they were still being presented to her. She
made a few not so wise choices as a result of this, agreeing to do some things
that she may not have been completely thrilled about doing. She would not
refuse anything that came her way. When she was offered a chance to appear on a
celebrity panel gameshow that involved mess, she did not even think about
turning it down. It was a simple sort of panel gameshow that was very similar
to many that were already on the air. This show was slightly different because
someone from the losing team was going to be ending up in the gunge tank. Scarlett
was not actually opposed to taking a messing. It sounded like it might be a lot
of fun to her. She was kind of hoping that her team won though, because there
was a male celebrity on the other team that she quite fancied and would have
loved to have gunged herself. She was adorable. She was slightly chubby with
very cute dimples. She wore a very cute black
and blue dress that had bows and frills. It had no shoulders. She wore heels.
Before the show, the two flirted. They agreed that one of
them would be gunging the other depending on the result of the show. She also
would not have mind taking a gunging at his hands that much either. She would
prefer to be the one to be doing the dumping though. She teased him that she
was going to enjoy dumping mess on him. She thought that he was really quite
attractive and wanted to get to dump mess on him. Throughout the show, she was
making eyes at him and imaging what it would be like to gunge him.
Unfortunately for her, this had the effect of making her lose her focus.
She
was not concentrating on the game enough and it cost her team dearly. Her team
fell badly behind and was unable to catch up. When the game was over, she just
looked over at the guy on the other team. “I guess you win. That means you get
to gunge me then,” she said in a flirty voice.
She walked over to the gunge tank which had been positioned at the side
of the stage throughout the show. The door was opened and she took a seat
inside. She smiled and stuck her tongue out. “I hope that you are going to enjoy
doing this,” she said in a suggestive voice, “Go on, left me have it. Dump all
that sloppy gunge all over me,” she said. He looked slightly uncomfortable. It
was a little awkward. He probably was not as attracted to her as she was
towards him. He took his place at the lever and would get to do the honours.
Scarlett scrunched up her nose and laughed as she readied
herself for what was about to happen to her. The host told the actor to let her
have it when he was ready. He looked over at her and waved. She laughed and
waved back. He pulled down on the handle that controlled the release mechanism
in the tank. Scarlett smiled and fluttered her eyelashes. There was a huge
audible gasp as loads of lumpy slimy brown gunge poured down onto her from
above. The actor put his hand over his mouth. Even he was shocked at the
disgusting consistency of the gunge that plopped down onto the reality celebrity.
She let out a squeaky high pitched squeal. Her face and hair were soon coated
in layer upon layer of sloppy brown gunge. It looked a bit like the gunge used
in the pig game on Wild Things. She giggled as she was showered in sloppy brown
mess. Her face and hair were covered. There was gunge all over her large chest.
Gunge rolled down her body. She was covered from head to toe in sloppy mess. It
covered her almost completely.
Just when everyone thought that the gunge had stopped, it
changed into something else. It was thick and lumpy, even more so than the
gunge had been. It had various coloured chunks in it as well. From what could
be determined, it looked more like pea soup or some sort of stew than anything
else. “On my f****** God,” she shouted. The substance looked disgusting as it
rained down over the chubby young lady. She closed her eyes as it splattered
all over her in all directions. The actor doing the dumping pointed and laughed
at her. Eventually, it slowed and then ceased. Scarlett wiped her eyes and laughed.
“I am going to get you for that one,” she warned pointing at the actor. She was
hoping that something would happen after the show. She stood up and left the
tank. She took a bow, still completely covered in layers of disgusting mess.
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