Jessica Ennis fake mess

This is a fake messing of Jess Ennis. She looks really good in it, I must say. She really wears it well.

Emma Edmondson fake gunge

This is a fake of the sexy Emma Edmondson formerly of Coronation Street getting covered in gunge. I believe she played Mel Morton. I for one found her really hot. I may be in the minority, but I was always an admirer.

Jetsun Pema by request

Jetsun Pema by request

This is an old request that I only just got around to doing.

Jetsun Pema was the wife of a king. She was used to a certain lifestyle. She always had the best of everything. She was treated as a queen. She was used to having everything her own way. She was often pictured with Kate Middleton. Kate had faced the royal flush in the past. It was now Jetsun’s turn to face a messing of her own. Kate and her husband Prince William were visiting Jetsun and her husband. Her husband, as a gift of friendship, decided to offer Jetsun to undergo anything that the guests asked. Kate suggested to William that they use the opportunity to get her messy. She thought that this would be a fun idea. It was proposed and all agreed. 

Jetsun was brought to their royal bedroom. She got down onto her knees when she was asked. The couple looked down upon her and laughed. The two each took a cream pie in each of their hands. They stood over the kneeling woman and pushed the sloppy pies straight into her face. They rubbed them around two and a time, smushing creamy pie filling all over her face. She closed her eyes as the pies were pushed into her face and head, smearing all over her jet black, straight hair. The sides of her face were instantly covered in creamy pie. The couple laughed as they pushed four pies into her face simultaneously, covering her neck up in a layers of creamy pie. She smiled and licked her lips as cream and pie crust rolled down her face and chest.

The couple then produced specially made buckets of brightly coloured gunge. They were not going to be too cruel to her, but she was going to get her share of gunge. In the buckets were different colours of slimy gunge. These included royal blue, red, yellow and green. Jetsun was very polite and took whatever was administered to her. The couple each took a small bucket in each hand and commenced ceremonially covering her in the slime.

She bowed her head as gunge was tipped over her head. The smooth slime rolled over her hair and down her forehead and cheeks. It rolled down over the front of her clothes and then down her back. She smiled graciously as the rainbow of gunge rolled down her hair and shoulders and then down her face. Gunge rolled down her nose and chin. It coated her lips and poured down her neck. She was very quiet as the mess rolled over her. Soon she looked like a human rainbow. She was covered from head to toe in the gunge. The couple smiled together at what they had done. They enjoyed every minute of it.

Jetsun stood up and bowed. The two of them bowed back. She twirled around slowly, displaying her gunge covered body for them. She then slowly walked away and exited the room. It was an enjoyable experience for all involved. It was almost like a formal ceremony of some sort or something. Jetsun was not embarrassed. She had quite enjoyed what had happen. She had no shame or anything like that about the incident.

Angelina Jolie Gunge Your Ex

Angelina Jolie Gunge Your Ex

Angeline Jolie had been married to Brad Pitt for many years. They knew each other very well. Now, they were getting a divorce. There were hurt feelings on both sides. Mr. Pitt was a heart throb, but in this relationship he put up with a lot over the years. He had taken his share of ear bashings over the years. Angelina was quite a nag, truth be told. She was a right moody cow who could be stroppy at a moment’s notice without needing much of a reason. He had put up with quite a lot in his time with her. They were one of the highest profile couples in the world. There was no doubt about that. Their split was less than amicable. They were a prime target to appear on gunge your ex. 

Much to everyone’s surprise, the couple agreed to appear on the show. She agreed because she wanted to emasculate her husband publicly as she had done privately so many times in the past. Of Course, he wanted to be on the show, to finally get his own back on his shrew of an ex-wife. The truth was that he deserved to get some measure of payback. It was all out war between the two and it would come to a head on the silly little show known as Gunge your ex. It would be one of the highest rated episodes of all time. Everyone wanted to see this. They wanted to see them air their dirty laundry.

Angelina wore a tightfitting black dress on the show. She looked overconfident to the point of arrogance. The two were introduced and they came out on separate sides of the stage. The atmosphere was so unpleasant and nasty that they had to be shot in separate studios for the quiz portion of the show. They could not bring themselves to even look at one another in the eye. They could not see or hear each other. They would only see one another from a distance when the punishment was being carried out. In the meantime, during the introductions and all through the quiz, Angelina repeatedly made barbed jibes at her soon to be ex-husband. He just looked determined. As always, they were asked a series of questions to see who knew the other one the best. Throughout, Angelina’s answers were constantly worded to insult Brad. Brad on the other hand was focused on getting the questions correct. Both were placed in plastic sound proof booths. 

This time was slightly different than other episodes as they were separated. They would only know how well they did until the end. At the end the scores would be announced and both would hear at the same time. Each were asked five questions about the other. The two were married for years and knew quite a lot about one another, so they both did quite well. This made each one even more confident that they would be the one who would be the winner. 

It finally came time to reveal the final scores. The sound was opened to both of them. They both looked very intense and quite nervous about the result. Both were desperate to win. It was time to hear the scores. “Ok, here we go,” the announcer said,” You both did very well. It was very impressive on both of your parts. We can now reveal that Angelina got three questions correct. Brad, on the other hand, got four questions right, making him the winner.” He smiled happily. Angelina tried to look calm and cool, but it was obvious that she was steaming mad. She swore under her breath, but tried not to let her annoyance show. Brad was congratulated. He was now going to be given the golden opportunity to do what he had dreamed about doing to his wife for so many long years. She gave a little clap and smirked.

He then was allowed to stand up and climb up onto a platform above Angelina’s head. She was completely unaware that he was up there and was not aware of what was about to happen to her. She nervously smiled and swore under her breath to herself. Then, in a n instant a torrent of what looked like burger sauce dumped down upon her. She shrieked at the shock of what happened. The saucy mess was bright orange in colour. It poured down her face and shoulders. It streaked down her face, over her dark hair and right over her famous lips. She did not really know where it was coming from exactly except that it was coming from over her. It poured down her shoulders and down her front.

The substance then changed to what appeared to be baked beans. Large blobs of baked beans fell from above onto her face and body. She spoke softly to herself saying how disgusting this was. Blobs landed on her shoulder blades, on her chest and on top of her head. Another fell straight into her face. She raised her hand as she struggled in the mess. She thought that she might get a momentary reprieve, but the mess kept continually pouring on top of her. The beans soon changed to creamy macaroni and cheese followed by tuna casserole. Large chunks of the sloppy mess plopped down onto the Hollywood A-lister. She knew that there was no way that she would be living this down anytime soon. It was plastered all over her body. She laughed a bit in embarrassment.

Gravy then poured down onto her from above. It was a solid wave of the stuff. It poured down like a brown waterfall, covering everything in its path, meaning everything in its path in a layer of sloppy brown gravy. It dripped down one of the most famous faces in the world. 

That was followed up by a cascade of soggy, sloppy leftover spaghetti. It tumbled down on top of her from above in all directions. It landed with a sickening plop onto her head and shoulders. She recoiled in repulsion. She pushed a load of it off. She was aghast that the disgusting mess was all over her. The way she was left looking was something not to be forgotten.

She was left to sit there struggling in the slop. She was completely dirty and dishevelled. She looked humbled and utterly defeated. She had a muted frown upon her face. Brad looked down and smiled to himself. She had thoroughly deserved what she had just gotten. He looked very satisfied indeed. The slow motion replay was shown over and over again.

Jorgie Porter fake gunging

This is a fake of Jorgie Porter AKA. Theresea McQueen getting gunged.

Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner

Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner

Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner were close friends and colleagues on Game of Thrones. They had seen what happened to their co-stars, Natalie Dormer and Nathalie Emmanuel at the hands of some of their male co-stars. They had ended up in the stocks and covered in mess. They decided that it looked kind of fun and wanted to get the guys back for what they had done. They challenged them to a rematch. It was going to be on the same show where the first game took place.

They spent awhile before the show goading and teasing the men, saying that they would get them back for their girls and would enjoy messing them up.  Unfortunately, for them things did not go their way in the quiz. This time things were not as close as they had been in the first one. The men swept past them three to nothing. They lost quite badly. The ladies laughed as they realised that they had lost. They knew that they would end up in the stocks.

This time, the stocks were set up side by side. They would be almost shoulder to shoulder. The two of them were made to take the walk of shame over to the stocks. They reluctantly bent over and were locked in place in the stocks. They looked at each other and laughed. They looked up at the guys with pleading puppy dog eyes. The men were given barrels of mess to use upon them. They were overflowing with muck, food waste and slop. At this moment, the women may have been regretting their decision to get into this quiz with the guys. 

They were about to get messed just as bad as their two colleagues had been. The guys were all too happy to oblige. They were told by the host to have at it. They Stood by the women’s sides and began to pour the mess over their heads and over their bodies. They tipped their barrels and allowed the muck to flow forth over them. They ladies closed their eyes as they felt the mess descend all over them. It rolled down their faces and bodies.

The guys then were given two massive creamy pies which they promptly thrust as hard as possible into the women’s faces. They rubbed them around vigorously, covering their faces in creamy pie. Pie crusts descended down their faces and smashed on the ground. The women looked at one another and laughed. This was incredibly embarrassing.

The guys then took more barrels and tossed the contents straight over the ladies. They were filled with discarded food scraps. The mess splattered across their faces and all over the pillories. The guys took the opportunity to tease them about what was happening. They knew that they would have loved to have been on the other side of the situation. They were laughing and joking the whole time though, despite being covered in sloppy mess.

Finally, the guys took too more barrels and placed them in front of the women’s faces. They then thrust them upwards into their faces. They were filled with what very well may have been manure. The women’s faces were pushed into it. When they pulled away, it was stuck all over both of their faces. They laughed and made funny faces. Bits of it fell from their faces onto the ground.

The men were very happy they were 2-0 now. They had gotten to mess up four of their female co-stars on late night television.