Presenters Poll Part 2
Cat Deeley had spent years on children’s Saturday morning television. She spent years on SMTV Live. Strangely enough, she was one of the few presenters that had appeared on a Saturday morning children’s show that had managed to escape from getting messy. This had not gone unnoticed and Cat’s good luck was just about to run out.
Cat had now made a name for herself on American television and was now doing incredibly well for herself. Cat was about to make her first appearance on UK television in some years. Little did she know what was in store for her. She had been set up. She was unaware that a vote had been going on and that she was one of the leaders.
Cat had of course seen what had happened to people like Holly Willoughby, Konnie Huq and Fearne Cotton on similar shows to the ones she had been on. It even surprised her that nothing like that had ever happened to her, as her shows were very similar. She had never said that she would not take part in anything messy, it had just never been suggested or even thought about by the people who ran her show.
On this day, Cat entered the studio to be interviewed. She wore a peach coloured blouse and a tight fitting black skirt. She was introduced, waived and then sat down on the couch, crossing her legs. The host said that Cat had been in America doing television for sometime, but had gotten her start on UK television doing Saturday morning kid’s shows. He said that he wanted to welcome Cat back to the UK and give her a welcome back gift that would remind her of her days doing children’s shows. This would entail a nice gunging. “Actually,” Cat said,” I never actually really got messy in my days on Saturday morning television.” “Well, all the more reason. That isn’t very fair is it. I think that you are long over do,” the host said,” It think that it is only fair. What do the audience think?” They all cheered there approval. Cat put her hands over her mouth and giggled. She smiled and turned red. “Are you joking?” she asked. He shook his head. “Ok,” she said,” I’ll do it.” Little did she know that she really did not have that much of a choice, but the fact that she was willing to allow this to happen made everyone cheer. She adjusted her skirt and laughed. She opened her mouth wide and shook her face in the camera, making a funny face. She turned her head and widened her eyes as she saw the cart of potential messes being wheeled in for her benefit. “I am ready,” she joked,” I have been waiting for this moment for years. I couldn’t escape forever could I?” She laughed and made funny faces. She tried to look over to see what she was about to get covered in but it was no use trying. At the end of the day, she would find out soon enough anyway, when it was poured all over her. “Are you ready for this Cat?,” the host asked. “Oh yeah! Of course, bring in on,” Cat replied sarcastically.
The first thing that the host grabbed was a large bottle of thousand island salad dressing. Cat tried lowering her shoulders and burying her head, but it did not work. The host started to pour the bright orange salad dressing onto the top of Cat’s head. Her jaw dropped and her eyes went to the back of her head as she felt it over her head. It dripped down her beautiful streaked hair in lashes of orange. It then started to fall onto her face. Layers of thick orange salad dressing made their way down her forehead and down her face. She screwed her lips up and tried to blow the salad dressing from her face before it reached her face, but it didn’t work. The host brought the bottle forward. She squealed and contracted her muscles as the salad dressing was poured down her face. It dripped from her eye brow. It fell onto her mouth and down her nose and cheeks. Large amounts of salad dressing covered her face, while some of her tanned smooth skin was still visible beneath. More fell from her face down her body. It plopped onto her delicately lacy top and fell in blobs onto her skirt and legs. She opened her legs slightly as the salad dressing fell between her legs with a plop. More went on her sexy knees. When the bottle was empty Cat laughed and squealed, her mouth still wide open. She looked ridiculous covered in the smooth orange mess that covered her.
The next thing that the host grabbed was two strawberry milkshakes. He picked them up, grabbed the lids and toss them aside. He then walked up to Cat. “Oh no,” she said when she saw what was heading for her. He lifted one up behind Cat and started to pour it over her head and down the back of her neck. She screamed and nearly jumped out of her seat because of how freezing cold the milkshakes were. She clenched her teeth as he brought the shake forward and dumped the rest over her awaiting head. She closer her eyes as the thick pink mess fell onto her face and down her body. He took the second shake and started pouring it onto Cat’s black socks and shoes. She extended her legs as he proceeded to pour the ice cold shake up her calves and all the way up her thighs. The rest he poured onto her skirt. Cat took her fingers and wiped her eyes. She put her hands on her skirt. The mess was already so thick that she was able to take two handfuls of the mess and toss them to the side. Cat was now already covered in a mixture of orange and pink mess. It streaked and covered her beautiful hair and sexy tanned body. Her shirt already getting heavy from the mess that engulfed it.
The next thing that was taken was several trays of lasagne. There were two large trays each the size of a sheet cake, but nearly twice as deep. The trays were filled with mince, strips of noodles ,cheese and white sauce. The conglomeration of the lasagne would make for a very interesting item to pour onto Cat. Cat screamed,” Lasagne!! Oh my god!!” He took the first tray in both hands. He positioned it in front of Cat. “You wouldn’t dare,” she said jokingly. He then thrust the tray of lasagne forward towards cat. He smushed it against her, causing the contents to fall out all over her. He pushed the tray against her body. He then lifted it, revealing Cat, now covered in saucy bits of meat, noodles and cheese. Large chunks of the lasagne stuck to her face and body. She took her hands and tried to remove some of the larger chunks from her armpits, lap and hair. The host then took the second tray. This one was cut up into squares that were serving sizes. He brought the tray closer to Cat and then started to grab handfuls. He took the first and plopped it on top of Cat’s head. The next, he dropped down the back of her top. She could feel it slide down her back to the small of her back. He took his hand and smushed it around. She could feel it smush against her bra strap. The next he placed in her arm pits. He gently lifted her arms, one at a time, he placed the lasagne under her arm and then lowered it. He placed the next bit on her thighs. The next he forced down the back of Cat’s skirt and inside the back of her underwear. Finally, he took the last two handfuls of lasagne, one in each hand. He walked forward and thrust the lasagne into Cat’s face. She choked slightly as he twisted the disgusting pasta around in her face. She spit out mouthfuls, as he mercilessness twisted the leftover lasagne in her face.
“Ok Cat,” the host said,” We have another little surprise for you. Today we have some guests from your past that would like to say hello.” Cat scratched her head and gave a confused look. The audience chattered amongst themselves about who it might be. “Well, it won’t be that much of a shocker, but of course, your old mates Ant and Dec are here. They are not just here for pleasantries either. They are here to finish the job. I am sure they have wanted to do this for years. Everybody, let’s all welcome Ant and Dec.” Ant and Dec came into the studio to the audiences applause. “Looking good Cat,” Ant said. “ Thanks,” Cat replied,” Hi boys,” she said in a fake sexy voice. “So, guys, as you can see, Cat is a little dirty right now, but we need something to finish her off and we thought you two would be the perfect people to do the honours.” “Well, we would be delighted to,” Dec said,” And yes, we have wanted to do this for years, but never had the chance. She really deserves it.” Everyone laughed including Cat. “Bring it on,” Cat said and raised her arms, pumping her fists.
“Ok, guys, we have something a bit special planned for Cat today. Our friends at Let her Have it have been kind enough lend us a brand new device that they are debuting. Let’s reveal it now.” The curtains opened and a device known as the giant flush was revealed. What was revealed was a normal, slightly dirty looking toilet. Next to it was a plunger, a toilet brush and a roll of toilet paper. Above the small toilet was a large toilet. The bowl was positioned directly over the small toilet. There was a tank and a giant chain flusher. “Ok,” the host said, “This is what is known as the giant flush. This is how it works. The victim, Cat in this case is going to take a seat on the throne. She will sit on the toilet. Then, Ant and Dec will get to flush the large toilet. That will send the contents of the giant flush through the bowl and all over Cat. You will be flushing the toilet on Cat. The contents is brown, very lumpy gunge.” Cat’s jaw dropped again. Ant and Dec and the whole audience laughed and cheered. Before she could process what was happening, Cat was lead over to the giant flush. She positioned herself on the toilet and looked up. “I can’t believe I am sitting on the toilet on national television,” she laughed. “Ok guys, when you are ready, flush the toilet on your former colleague.” “Leave us for America will you,” Ant joked. In a second the pulled the enormous flusher. With that the studio was filled with the noise of a toilet flushing, followed by other noises associated with the toilet. Cat looked up just as a large amount of brown gunge poured through the large toilet seat above her and straight onto her face. She closed her eyes and jerked her head forward. The thick brown gunge now piled onto her head. It covered her bare legs in thick yet runny brown gunge. The crowd as well as Ant and Dec went wild pointing and laughing at Cat. The last thickest bit of gunge then fell from above and right onto the top of Cat’s head leaving a small collection on the top of her head. Cat sat on the toilet laughing. “Thanks for that,” she said sarcastically,” I never knew what I was missing. To think I could have had this every week. I am so glad to be back in England.”
Cat Deeley had spent years on children’s Saturday morning television. She spent years on SMTV Live. Strangely enough, she was one of the few presenters that had appeared on a Saturday morning children’s show that had managed to escape from getting messy. This had not gone unnoticed and Cat’s good luck was just about to run out.
Cat had now made a name for herself on American television and was now doing incredibly well for herself. Cat was about to make her first appearance on UK television in some years. Little did she know what was in store for her. She had been set up. She was unaware that a vote had been going on and that she was one of the leaders.
Cat had of course seen what had happened to people like Holly Willoughby, Konnie Huq and Fearne Cotton on similar shows to the ones she had been on. It even surprised her that nothing like that had ever happened to her, as her shows were very similar. She had never said that she would not take part in anything messy, it had just never been suggested or even thought about by the people who ran her show.
On this day, Cat entered the studio to be interviewed. She wore a peach coloured blouse and a tight fitting black skirt. She was introduced, waived and then sat down on the couch, crossing her legs. The host said that Cat had been in America doing television for sometime, but had gotten her start on UK television doing Saturday morning kid’s shows. He said that he wanted to welcome Cat back to the UK and give her a welcome back gift that would remind her of her days doing children’s shows. This would entail a nice gunging. “Actually,” Cat said,” I never actually really got messy in my days on Saturday morning television.” “Well, all the more reason. That isn’t very fair is it. I think that you are long over do,” the host said,” It think that it is only fair. What do the audience think?” They all cheered there approval. Cat put her hands over her mouth and giggled. She smiled and turned red. “Are you joking?” she asked. He shook his head. “Ok,” she said,” I’ll do it.” Little did she know that she really did not have that much of a choice, but the fact that she was willing to allow this to happen made everyone cheer. She adjusted her skirt and laughed. She opened her mouth wide and shook her face in the camera, making a funny face. She turned her head and widened her eyes as she saw the cart of potential messes being wheeled in for her benefit. “I am ready,” she joked,” I have been waiting for this moment for years. I couldn’t escape forever could I?” She laughed and made funny faces. She tried to look over to see what she was about to get covered in but it was no use trying. At the end of the day, she would find out soon enough anyway, when it was poured all over her. “Are you ready for this Cat?,” the host asked. “Oh yeah! Of course, bring in on,” Cat replied sarcastically.
The first thing that the host grabbed was a large bottle of thousand island salad dressing. Cat tried lowering her shoulders and burying her head, but it did not work. The host started to pour the bright orange salad dressing onto the top of Cat’s head. Her jaw dropped and her eyes went to the back of her head as she felt it over her head. It dripped down her beautiful streaked hair in lashes of orange. It then started to fall onto her face. Layers of thick orange salad dressing made their way down her forehead and down her face. She screwed her lips up and tried to blow the salad dressing from her face before it reached her face, but it didn’t work. The host brought the bottle forward. She squealed and contracted her muscles as the salad dressing was poured down her face. It dripped from her eye brow. It fell onto her mouth and down her nose and cheeks. Large amounts of salad dressing covered her face, while some of her tanned smooth skin was still visible beneath. More fell from her face down her body. It plopped onto her delicately lacy top and fell in blobs onto her skirt and legs. She opened her legs slightly as the salad dressing fell between her legs with a plop. More went on her sexy knees. When the bottle was empty Cat laughed and squealed, her mouth still wide open. She looked ridiculous covered in the smooth orange mess that covered her.
The next thing that the host grabbed was two strawberry milkshakes. He picked them up, grabbed the lids and toss them aside. He then walked up to Cat. “Oh no,” she said when she saw what was heading for her. He lifted one up behind Cat and started to pour it over her head and down the back of her neck. She screamed and nearly jumped out of her seat because of how freezing cold the milkshakes were. She clenched her teeth as he brought the shake forward and dumped the rest over her awaiting head. She closer her eyes as the thick pink mess fell onto her face and down her body. He took the second shake and started pouring it onto Cat’s black socks and shoes. She extended her legs as he proceeded to pour the ice cold shake up her calves and all the way up her thighs. The rest he poured onto her skirt. Cat took her fingers and wiped her eyes. She put her hands on her skirt. The mess was already so thick that she was able to take two handfuls of the mess and toss them to the side. Cat was now already covered in a mixture of orange and pink mess. It streaked and covered her beautiful hair and sexy tanned body. Her shirt already getting heavy from the mess that engulfed it.
The next thing that was taken was several trays of lasagne. There were two large trays each the size of a sheet cake, but nearly twice as deep. The trays were filled with mince, strips of noodles ,cheese and white sauce. The conglomeration of the lasagne would make for a very interesting item to pour onto Cat. Cat screamed,” Lasagne!! Oh my god!!” He took the first tray in both hands. He positioned it in front of Cat. “You wouldn’t dare,” she said jokingly. He then thrust the tray of lasagne forward towards cat. He smushed it against her, causing the contents to fall out all over her. He pushed the tray against her body. He then lifted it, revealing Cat, now covered in saucy bits of meat, noodles and cheese. Large chunks of the lasagne stuck to her face and body. She took her hands and tried to remove some of the larger chunks from her armpits, lap and hair. The host then took the second tray. This one was cut up into squares that were serving sizes. He brought the tray closer to Cat and then started to grab handfuls. He took the first and plopped it on top of Cat’s head. The next, he dropped down the back of her top. She could feel it slide down her back to the small of her back. He took his hand and smushed it around. She could feel it smush against her bra strap. The next he placed in her arm pits. He gently lifted her arms, one at a time, he placed the lasagne under her arm and then lowered it. He placed the next bit on her thighs. The next he forced down the back of Cat’s skirt and inside the back of her underwear. Finally, he took the last two handfuls of lasagne, one in each hand. He walked forward and thrust the lasagne into Cat’s face. She choked slightly as he twisted the disgusting pasta around in her face. She spit out mouthfuls, as he mercilessness twisted the leftover lasagne in her face.
“Ok Cat,” the host said,” We have another little surprise for you. Today we have some guests from your past that would like to say hello.” Cat scratched her head and gave a confused look. The audience chattered amongst themselves about who it might be. “Well, it won’t be that much of a shocker, but of course, your old mates Ant and Dec are here. They are not just here for pleasantries either. They are here to finish the job. I am sure they have wanted to do this for years. Everybody, let’s all welcome Ant and Dec.” Ant and Dec came into the studio to the audiences applause. “Looking good Cat,” Ant said. “ Thanks,” Cat replied,” Hi boys,” she said in a fake sexy voice. “So, guys, as you can see, Cat is a little dirty right now, but we need something to finish her off and we thought you two would be the perfect people to do the honours.” “Well, we would be delighted to,” Dec said,” And yes, we have wanted to do this for years, but never had the chance. She really deserves it.” Everyone laughed including Cat. “Bring it on,” Cat said and raised her arms, pumping her fists.
“Ok, guys, we have something a bit special planned for Cat today. Our friends at Let her Have it have been kind enough lend us a brand new device that they are debuting. Let’s reveal it now.” The curtains opened and a device known as the giant flush was revealed. What was revealed was a normal, slightly dirty looking toilet. Next to it was a plunger, a toilet brush and a roll of toilet paper. Above the small toilet was a large toilet. The bowl was positioned directly over the small toilet. There was a tank and a giant chain flusher. “Ok,” the host said, “This is what is known as the giant flush. This is how it works. The victim, Cat in this case is going to take a seat on the throne. She will sit on the toilet. Then, Ant and Dec will get to flush the large toilet. That will send the contents of the giant flush through the bowl and all over Cat. You will be flushing the toilet on Cat. The contents is brown, very lumpy gunge.” Cat’s jaw dropped again. Ant and Dec and the whole audience laughed and cheered. Before she could process what was happening, Cat was lead over to the giant flush. She positioned herself on the toilet and looked up. “I can’t believe I am sitting on the toilet on national television,” she laughed. “Ok guys, when you are ready, flush the toilet on your former colleague.” “Leave us for America will you,” Ant joked. In a second the pulled the enormous flusher. With that the studio was filled with the noise of a toilet flushing, followed by other noises associated with the toilet. Cat looked up just as a large amount of brown gunge poured through the large toilet seat above her and straight onto her face. She closed her eyes and jerked her head forward. The thick brown gunge now piled onto her head. It covered her bare legs in thick yet runny brown gunge. The crowd as well as Ant and Dec went wild pointing and laughing at Cat. The last thickest bit of gunge then fell from above and right onto the top of Cat’s head leaving a small collection on the top of her head. Cat sat on the toilet laughing. “Thanks for that,” she said sarcastically,” I never knew what I was missing. To think I could have had this every week. I am so glad to be back in England.”
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