Presenters 3 Jenni Falconer

Presenters Poll Part 3 Jenni Falconer




Jenni Falconer had done some pretty mean things in her life. She was pretty stuck up person and was not always that shy about it. However, on this day, she was about to get a taste of her own medicine. She truly deserved what she was going to get. She seemed to believe that because she was attractive and famous that it somehow separated her from regular people. This was the case even though she was only a television presenter at the end of the day and not exactly a Hollywood A lister. On this day Jenni was joining to be taught a lesson in humility. She was really going to be put in her place.



Jenni was hired, as she always was, to do some presenting work for one of the usual television shows that she worked on regularly. She believed that it would just be a normal day’s work. She was quite used to getting asked to jobs like this, so she didn’t think that there was anything out of the ordinary about it. She came into the studio and had her hair and makeup done as always. She was told that she was going to be doing a piece bullying and women who believe that looks are everything.



Jenni a short black dress that stopped at her shoulders and ended at the top of her thighs. Her shoulders and legs were, basically bare. Jenni started the piece and interviewed some women who were dressed as tarts with short dresses, fake tan, fake nails and lots of makeup on the subject. The next part of the show Jenni interviewed two men, one was slightly overweight and the other had glasses. They explained that although, they were not bad looking guys, they always had trouble meeting women because a lot of women their age were shallow and only wanted to be with certain types of men. The guy with the glasses went into detail about his experience. “That’s awful,” Jenni said,” I can imagine how horrible that must feel.” “Well, Jenni,” the man said to her,” I know that you have some first hand experience with this kind of thing.” She looked surprised. “How do you mean?,” she asked. “Well, I remember, years ago, before you were famous, you were on a little show called blind date.” “Yeah I was, but how does that relate,” she asked. “Well, if I can take all of us back to that show for a moment, we will all see just what I mean. Can you play the VT please.” The video of Jenni’s appearance on Blind Date played on the screen behind her. It showed that the person that she had won a date with was a larger gentlemen. When she saw him, she laughed at him and looked embarrassed. The video stopped. “So, Jenni,” the man with the glasses said,” You thought it was hilarious that you would ever go on date with someone, because they were over weight. You clearly thought that you were too good for that man. Well, he is a human being and has feelings as well. He is probably a much nicer and more intelligent person than you are. You clearly thought that it was beneath you to ever consider going out with someone like him. How dare you think that you are better than anyone. How do you think he must have felt. You humiliated him on national television.” “I don’t know what to say,” Jenni said. She looked annoyed to be shown up like this. She couldn’t believe what was happening. She turned bright red and was becoming very hot and sweaty. “Well, Miss Falconer, we have quite a surprise for you today. You know that man that you humiliated all those years ago? Well let’s welcome him to the show.” The large man walked in and waived, taking a seat next to the man with glasses. Jenni glared at them. “Well, Miss Falconer, we have another surprise for you. Since you think that it is great fun to embarrass people on national television, we all think that it is only right that today you get to have a taste of what it feels like to be humiliated. It is the least you can do, I think. After all, people like us are treated like crap our whole lives by people like you, so a few minutes of embarrassment is actually nothing compare to what we get treated like on a daily basis. Also, I think this poor bloke deserves the chance to get some kind of revenge on you for what you did to him.” Jenni’s voice got low and serious,” What are you going to do to me?” “Well, Jenni, I’m so glad that you asked. What we have for you is quite a large amount of messy food, which you will be wearing, with the help of my friend here.” “You’re going to gunge me then,” she replied. “Pretty much,” he replied. She blew some air from her mouth. She was still red as a beet all over her body and sweating like a pig.



Jenni was taken by the arm. As she was, she whispered in the man with the glasses ear, “Is there anyway out of this? Although I didn’t fancy him, you are quite cute.“ “Sorry,” he whispered, “You really deserve this, but if you are telling the truth, we can talk after the show.“ He didn’t believe that she was telling the truth. He figured she was just trying to sneak her way out of the situation. He would have never trusted her anyway. They were too strong for her to resist and brought over to a chair. She sat down, crossing her legs. In the mean time the mess was brought out. As she looked at the mess being wheeled in her eyes widened and her mouth dropped. When her attention was diverted, the man with the glasses grabbed a set of handcuffs and cuffed Jenni’s wrists together, behind her back to the chair. She pulled her arms forward. “Hey,” she said, “You didn’t need to do that. I can’t get away anyway.” “Just making sure,” he said,” There is no escape. Ok,” he said,” I am going to let the big man here do the honours. He really deserves this. I hope he enjoys every second of this. Take your time and have fun. This is your moment for revenge. Revenge on Jenni Falconer ladies and gentlemen.”



Jenni tried kicking her legs and stomping her feet. “Oh yeah, let’s get that dress off,” the man with the glasses said, “We wouldn’t want to ruin it.” “No, please,” Jenni said,” I’m not wearing any underwear.” Her blind date then walked up to her and grabbed the top of the dress at her arm pits. He placed his thumbs inside and pulled down. In one swoop, he pulled the dress down to her knees. It fell to the floor, he grabbed it and held it above his head. He then threw it aside. Being handcuffed, Jenni could only wriggle about in an effort to cover her modesty. However, everybody got a great view of Jenni’s thin tanned, muscular body. She cowered in her chair and tried to keep her famous legs as close together as possible to hide her private parts from everyone’s view.



The big man now went over to the table and looked at the messy items available to him. His eyes widened and he smiled and laughed. “It’s time for Jenni to get dirty,” the man with the glasses said. The man grabbed a bucket that was filled with lovely dark blue gunge. He walked over to Jenni with it. Jenni begged and pleaded with him. She tried to bargain, but he just shook his head. She continued begging as he started to pour. Her mouth open as he started to pour the blue gunge over Jenni’s short blonde hair. It poured down her face as she screamed and then screwed her face up. The gunge poured down her bare shoulders as it covered her face. She tried catching her breath. The gunge slithered down her body, over her breasts, down her chest. Some fell and collected in Jenni’s lap and then trickled over her thighs and knees. Her whole top half was completely covered in the tick gunge. It was very soft and smooth and slightly cold. As the flow stopped, it dripped from her nose and nostril. She sniffed and tried to blow some of the gunge from her face. As she was handcuffed, she was powerless to clean any of the mess from anywhere on her face or body. She had to just sit there and take it.



Next the big man grabbed a large bucket of custard. It was very thick, yellow custard with lots of lovely lumps in it. Before Jenni knew it was coming, it was already pouring over her face. She could taste it and smell it as globs of custard poured onto her head and face. He then raised the bucket and brought it to her front. He tipped it onto her knees. The yellow mess directly on Jenni’s sexy legs. She moaned slightly as it dripped down her calves to her ankles. He moved it backwards, pouring custard lashings onto Jenni’s thighs. He then took his hands and opened Jenni’s legs. She did not resist as he poured the rest of the custard directly between Jenni’s legs. Jenni’s eyes widened as she felt the custard directly poured all over her private parts. She closed her eyes as the bucket finished, heaping custard onto her shaved pussy. When it was done, she closed her legs. This caused the custard to ooze out upward with a squirt. She could also feel it oozing it’s way between her butt cheeks.



The next thing that was chosen was a bucket of baked beans. Up to this point, the gunge and the custard were relatively pleasant. The beans were downright disgusting. He took the bucket and went behind Jenni. She gritted her teeth and closed her eyes. She squealed as he started to pour the beans down her back. They poured down her back and down all over her ass. She instinctively leant forward, which allowed the beans to fall down her back and completely cover her ass. The feeling of baked beans on naked skin was something that she could not describe. She then leaned back again as he started to pour the baked beans over her head. They fell down her hair and all over her face. The beans in their disgusting sauce stuck all over her face. Some stuck to her nose and inside it. She tried to sniff again to blow some aside. More beans poured down over her front. He poured some on her arms and arm pits. He then poured some directly onto her breasts. She could not hide the fact that she was started to feel aroused by what was happening to her at his hands. Her nipples were now, clearly erect to anyone who saw them.



The next thing that the man grabbed for Jenni was a bucket of mushy peas. The bucket was gigantic and contained loads of thick, bright green slop. She took the bucket to Jenni and started to sprinkle some over her. He took his time and relished slowly pouring the green mess onto various parts of Jenni’s body. He poured some on her knees, then her breasts, her ass, her crotch, her legs and then all over her head. Jenni was now covered from head to toe in large circles of mushy peas on various body parts. The rest of the bucket he poured over her head. The peas oozed down her body until she was covered from head to toe in the stuff. Only her eyes, teeth and nostrils were visible under the pile of slop. Even her teeth were tinged with green mess.



“Ok, Jenni, we have another special surprise for you,” the man with the glasses said. “Since you are Scottish we have something very special for you. I know that you are going to just love it. We hope you like haggis. We have for you a whole meal of haggis, mashed potato and mashed suede all together in one delicious pot. Doesn’t that sound delicious.” “Well, being Scottish, I do like haggis, but I certainly never thought that I would have it poured all over me. It will definitely be something different.” It would be different indeed. Jenni might have been the first person ever in the world to have haggis poured on them.



Jenni’s match from blind date was now handed the pot. Everyone started chanting, “Haggis, haggis!” mocking Jenni. By this time, all she could do was laugh at herself. He took the pot and walked over to her. He started to pour the contents all over Jenni. The mashed potato came out first. It was thick, white and gloppy. It plopped on the top of her head and on her lap. It was followed by the mashed suede a second later. It was softer, more watery and more smooth, but a similar texture. She looked up as the bright orange suede fell into her face. She shook her head and split some out. Finally, layers of thick brownish black haggis started to pour onto Jenni. This disgusting meat slowly fell from the bottom of the pot and landed directly in Jenni’s face. It stuck to the top of her head. More bits of the sheep guts fell all over Jenni’s already covered body. The smell of the haggis filled the room. Murmurs of,” That’s disgusting,” were heard throughout the studio. When the bucket was empty the men celebrated and shook hands. Jenni just sat there, her head hanging down covered in slop.



“So there you have it,” the man with the glasses said,” What a great day. Jenni Falconer, covered in haggis. It doesn’t get much better than that. Revenge is sweet. Hopefully, she has learned her lesson.” He turned to Jenni. She said,” I’m sorry for what I have done.” Whether she meant it or not was a different story. Jenni was then uncuffed. She cleared her eyes and scraped some of the mess from her face and body. The segment ended with a close up of Jenni’s face, smiling, haggis falling from her nose.
 
 
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