Saturday 9 April 2011

This is part 1 of the results for the presenters poll. This part is involving Christine Bleakely, as she got the most votes. The second part involves Cat Deeley who came in second.



Presenters Poll Part 1

Christine Bleakley had been doing shows on mainstream television for several years. She had always somehow managed to escape from all situations completely clean. Her co host Adrian Childs always seemed to be the one put in embarrassing situations, but on this day it was all going to change. Everyone who worked on the show with her was keen to see her get her just desserts. Christine had no idea that it was coming either. She didn’t realize that everyone she worked with was dying to see her get embarrassed. They were going to teach her a lesson. Everyone who worked on the show had set this up for weeks. At the end of the show on this particular Friday the joke, and mess, would be on Christine.
At the end of the show, Christine sat on the couch and was about to say goodbye to the viewers. She was interrupted and was told that there was a surprise in store for her. Christine was truly surprised. She had not expected that anything special would happen today. For a second she really thought it might be something good. Christine wore a yellow blouse and a very short, tight fitting black skirt. She sat crossing her tanned legs and had her hair in a ponytail.
“What’s this surprise then?”, Christine asked with a smile. Christine did not even see it coming when a buckets came pouring at her. She had no time to react before the substance inside splashed all over her. She screamed as she could feel and smell a revolting substance all over her body. She lifted her leg as some of it fell. In a second she knew what it was, tuna salad. It stuck to her hair and fell down her top and all over her legs. Bits went up her skirt on her bare thighs. She could feel it on her body already, clumps of stinking smelly fish mixed with mayo, sweet corn and god know what else.
Before she could even react, more food was being thrown onto her. In an instant a large bowl of cheesy broccoli soup was thrown on her. It splashed in her face, all over her top and onto her bare legs. The light green and white soup dripped from Christine’s tanned body, down her legs, down her calves to her ankles. She wiped her face taking two handfuls and throwing some soup sideways. She started laughing.
The next thing that was flung in Christine’s direction was a gigantic, oversized bowl of salsa. Straight into her face and body was thrown a gigantic amount of the salsa. Bits of tomato, garlic and peppers in the tomato sauce hit Christine in the face. She spit out bits as the watery sauce trickled down her face and body. The crew, of course thought that this was the funniest thing that they had ever seen. Christine crossed her arms and gave an annoyed look before laughing again and then squealing. She rubbed her salsa covered hands on her skirt and top, trying to clear some of the collected mess away.
Adrian now grabbed a heavy bucket of oatmeal. Christine begged no as he approached. He gave an evil sounding laugh and then tipped the bucket over her. The disgusting thick oatmeal slowly fell and landed with a thud on Christine’s head. She closed her eyes as it fell. It stuck to the top of her head and dripped from her fringe. A blob fell from her head and landed on her crossed legs. As it did, oatmeal flew off of her in all directions. It now dripped from her nose. She shivered as it made it’s way down her back and down to her bottom.
Finally, Adrian was handed a large can of a well known brand of dog food. He showed it to Christine. She shook her head and just laughed. She jokingly made a woofing noise. Adrian then raised the tin and positioned it over Christine. He then turned it over. He hit the bottom of the tin with his hand, this caused the dog food to fall out onto the awaiting head of Christine. The dog food slowly poured down Chrstine Bleakley’s face. She hunched her shoulders and gagged as dog food poured onto her entire face, leaving thick brown mess all over. More poured into her lap and all over her legs.
When it had stopped, Adrian took his spot next to Christine. He started to speak to the audience to close the show. “So, thank you at home for joining us. I’m Adrian Chiles.” “And I’m Christine Bleakley.” Christine said, wiping some dog food from her mouth. “See you next time,” they said together. The show went off the air as Christine sat, covered in mess, trying to compose herself.
 
 
 

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