Monday 4 April 2011

Ultra Girls or Project A



Miss Frank vs. Project A the results

“Today on our show, we have two groups from the X Factor,” Mr. G. said,” Quite frankly, they are both desperate to get back on the tv. So desperate in fact that they agreed to take part in the gunge vote. So, we have Project A, who were eliminated at the judge’s houses stage and Miss Frank who were eliminated later on. One of these two groups is going to face to humiliation at the hands of the other on national television. Both groups have been out of the limelight for some time and are really hoping tonight will help their career. Getting to trash the other group on national tv will be a bonus as well.”

The girls from Project A knew that they were at a disadvantage, because there was more of them, but they knew that they had to do this to help their careers. To be honest they were very grateful to be getting this opportunity. Even if they ended up covered in mess, it would be a good way to get some publicity. They were fun girls and were up for a laugh. Whatever was to happen it would be worth it for them. Their career could really use the boost.

“So,” Mr. G. said,” Let’s welcome our celebrities. Miss Frank and Project A.” The two girl bands entered, smiling and waiving at either end of the stage. Lucy from Project A was handed the microphone. She announced, “Actually, I would like to tell everyone that doesn’t already know, we are now known as the Ultra Girls and Project A. Although we might be ultra messy by the end of the evening, who knows.”

Miss Frank were dressed all in black for the occasion. The Ultra Girls were dressed in an array of pink and black skirts and dresses. All were tight fitting and low cut. Everyone was very tense and nervous. One group would be getting totally humiliated by the other on national tv. It would be doubly embarrassing for the Ultra Girls as they had lost out on X Factor to Miss Frank. A loss today would be even more humiliating of course. They agreed to go on the show for exposure, even if it would be embarrassing for them, they still would be getting their name in television. Miss Frank were probably the more serious group and would find getting messy beneath them, but, like the Ultra Girls, their success since being on X Factor had been limited at best. They knew that being on this show would give them some publicity. They also were relatively confident that they would win the vote.

“So.” Mr. G. said,” I think that we are all anxious to see how the vote goes and what surprises we have in store for our losers, so I think we should get on to the results as soon as possible. It will leave more time for the mess after all.” The lights were lowered. Each group wished the other good luck. They lowered there heads, crossed their fingers and looked at the floor. “Ok, everyone, here we go,” Mr. G. said,” The group with the most votes…the group that will be covered in mess for the whole world will be….the Ultra Girls.” The crowd cheered. Miss Frank jumped up and down. They grabbed arms and shook hands. The Ultra Girls mouths fell open in unison. They looked at each other in shock and embarrassment. The members of Miss Frank pointed and laughed at them. “This is going to be sweet,” the members of Miss Frank said, relieved that it would not be them receiving the mess,” They are going to be getting ultra messy.”

“So, Laura, Lauren, Amy and Lucy. Four of you and a whole lot of mess. What we need right now is for the Ultra Girls make a decision together and come up with one group member that will be at the forefront today.” The girls looked at each other and in unison, Amy, Laura and Lauren said, ”Lucy.” Lucy started laughing. She pointed at herself and said, ”Me?”

“Ok,” Mr. G. said,” Can the Ultra Girls please stand in a line. Lauren, Laura, Amy and then Lucy.” The girls stood in a line as instructed, about a yard apart. “Ok, now Miss Frank. You have to now pick a partner for the day. If you chose and stand directly across from that girl. Graziella chose Lauren and stood across from her. Shar chose Amy and Shanice chose Laura. They stood across from them as they were instructed to. “As you see Lucy does not have a partner. Lucy will be getting extra special punishment. We will get to that later.,” Mr. G. said,” Now, Ultra Girls, can you please get down on your knees and put your hands behind your backs.” The Ultra Girls gave an annoyed look, but knew that there was not much they could say because they had agreed to this. One after the other they reluctantly kneeled down and put their arms behind their backs. The members of Miss Frank giggled and rubbed there hands together as they stood directly across from their chosen member of the Ultra Girls. They now knew that they were going to get the chance to embarrass that member of the group that day. “Oh by the way , I bet everyone is wondering what is going to happen to Lucy.” “I’ll stay clean.” she burst in with. “Not quite,” Mr. G. said,” Actually, Lucy. Whatever happens to the other members of your group, you will get three times as much mess.” Lucy widened her eyes and looked annoyed. Everyone else, including her band mates cheered and laughed. “She deserves it the most,” Lauren said. Lucy shook her head and screamed, ”no!!”

With that some pies were brought out. When everyone saw them the crowd cheered. Miss Frank laughed and celebrated. The members of the Ultra Girls yelled no in protest and then laughed. The three members of Miss Frank were then handed a pie each. Lucy looked on in interest. Lauren, Laura and Amy begged Miss Frank to have mercy on them. The members of Miss Frank teased them and wiggled the pies in front of their faces. “Ok,” Mr. G. said,” It is very simple. We will count down from three and then, Miss Frank, you will let them have it.” The crowd laughed because they were about to see the members of the Ultra Girls pied in unison. “Ok, everyone. On the count of three, let them have it.” 3...2.…1. At the same time, Graziella, Shanice and Shar thrust their pies forward into Laura, Lauren and Amy’s faces. They took great pleasure in rubbing the pies around in their chosen girl’s face. The site of three Ultra Girls being pied at once filled the audience with excitement. Nowhere knew where to look. It was a feast for the eyes. Amy, Laura and Lauren now were on their knees with their faces completely covered in cream. They licked their lips. They looked at each other and laughed. Lucy chuckled a bit, but tried not to laugh too much, as she knew that she was in for worse. With that three more pies were brought out. The members of Miss Frank were then instructed to take one pie each and line up in front of Lucy. The pied Ultra Girls laughed and cheered. Lucy blushed and cringed as Miss Frank walked towards her. She waived her and hands begging for mercy, before being told to put her hands behind her back. She closed her eyes as Shanice came forward with the first pie and thrust it in Lucy’s face. She smashed it in her face, creaming her. Creamy pie smushed all over her short brown hair. Shanice let the tin drop and Shar came forward, standing over Lucy. She talked trash before smashing the pie in Lucy’s face. She brought the tin down, spreading cream all over Lucy’s breasts as well. Finally Graziella came forward, tossing her pie at Lucy. It exploded in cream all over Lucy. Lucy’s mouth hang open. She tried clearing some cream from her ear and eyes. She licked her lips and took her hands, attempting to get some of the mess from her hair. Her bandmates laughed at her, as they kneeled side by side creamed with pie. The members of Miss Frank then returned to their places across from Laura, Lauren and Amy. More mess was brought out for the Ultra Girls.

Three buckets of gunge were brought out next. One was handed to each of the members of Miss Frank. They each took a bucket. The Ultra Girls craned their necks to see what was happening. Their hearts collectively sunk when they saw the buckets. “Ok,” Mr. G. said,” Once again, we will count down from three and then the members of Miss Frank will empty the contents of their buckets over their chosen member of the Ultra Girls.” This time they stood behind the girls. They made funny faces and gave thumbs down as the count down start. “Ok then, on the count of three,” Mr. G. said, “Three, two, one.” The audience began to chant, Gunge, gunge, gunge. The three women raised their buckets and then each started to pour. The Ultra Girls were told to keep their hands behind their back for this. Then, in an instant, the buckets were lifted and Miss Frank started to pour thick, blue gunge all over Laura, Lauren and Amy. They kneeled side by side as the members of Miss Frank slowly poured the gunge all over the three of them. Each was very careful to ensure that her girl got covered perfectly in the gunge. When the gunge stopped, all three were covered completely, dripping in mess from head to toe. Again, as much as Lucy wanted to laugh and enjoy what was happening to her bandmates, she couldn’t because she knew that the three buckets of gung that remained wee going to for her in just a few minutes. When the members of Miss Frank were done with the first three members of the Ultra Girls, each one of them grabbed a bucket of the remaining gunge and headed over to Lucy. This time they all stood around her at different angles. One behind her, one in the front and one at the side. They smiled to each other and all let Lucy have it at the same time. The first bucket was slowly poured over her head while one was thrown straight at her, all over her body. The third came from the side. Gunge splashed and flew in all directions. Lucy shut her eyes and immediately was spitting our mouthfuls of the gunge. She was slathered in the slime from head to toe. She looked like she had taken a shower in slime. When the gunging ceased and Miss Frank walked away from her, Lucy ran her fingers through her hair. She shivered and rubbed her arms. She wondered what they had in store for her next.

Next six buckets of various foods were brought out. It was explained that the members of Miss Frank would get to choose what they what like to pour on their selected girl. The remaining three buckets would then be poured over Lucy. A bucket of macaroni and cheese was selected for Laura. Ketchup and mustard for Amy and Split pea and ham soup for Lauren. The members of Miss Frank brought the their items forward and showed them to their chosen girl. The Ultra Girls turned up their noses when they saw what awaited them. Again they were counted down from three. On three, the members of Miss Frank started to pour. In a moment sloppy, thick macaroni and cheese poured all over Laura, slopping all over her, noodles in cheesy sauce. A revolted Lauren was drenched in disgusting thick green pea soup. Amy was splattered from head to toe in bright red ketchup and bright yellow mustard. The three remaining buckets were taken by the members of Miss Frank and brought over to Lucy. Shanice was first, she tipped a bucket of thick gloppy tapioca pudding all over Lucy. Lucy cringed as the thick gooey slop was poure onto her head and down her body. Large lumps stuck every, all over her body, down her cleavage and back. She shivered as she felt it down the back of her spine. The blobs dotted her body. Next Graziella took a bucket of tartar sauce. She went behind Lucy and started to slowly pour the white sauce with little green lumps down onto Lucy’s lovely short brown hair. It streaked her hair and started to fall down her cheeks and nose. More fell down her neck and shoulders and then down her chest. It started to collect in her lap and on her legs. Bits dripped from Lucy’s nose and chin. Finally Shar took an enormous bucket of dark brown gravy. Lucy pretended to hold her nose as the mess was about to hit her. It hit her square in the face. She gasped and gagged spitting out some gravy. In a second, her beautiful was coated in brown gravy. It was thick and lumpy, soft and brown. She squinched up her face as it covered her. It fell down her arms and oozed down her legs. When the gravy was finished, Lucy sat there looking forward. She giggled and laughed. She could feel it all over her body including inside her clothes and underwear. “You look great,” Shar said,” Very cute.” Lucy laughed and said,” Oh my God.” She put her hands out and front of her and giggled.

“Ok, now,” Mr. G. said,” We have one final surprise for the evening.” He pointed to the back of the stage. There sat an enormous dumpster. “Can the Ultra Girls please walk over and stand in the yellow box on the floor in front of the dumpster?” They stood up and walked over, dripping with slop leaving a trail of goo behind them. They went to the yellow box and gathered around. It was a tight fit so they had to squeeze together. They almost had to cuddle each other in order to fit. Lucy in the middle. Mr. G. lead the members of Miss Frank over to a button. “Ok,” he said,” What will happen is very simple. Miss Frank will push this button. The dumpster will then raise and tip, sending all of the garbage in it all over the contents of the yellow box. That means all of the trash will be poured all over the Ultra Girls. OK, do your worst.” The Ultra Girls cuddled together, hugging one another. Miss Frank gleefully jammed their hands on the button. The dumpster then slowly raised in the air until it was over and just behind the Ultra Girls. Then it tipped slightly forward. This sent the trash that it contained hurdling forward and then down. The Ultra Girls squealed and tried to cover up as they were about to get covered in garbage. Then, the crowd erupted in laughter as the garbage rained down on the Ultra Girls. The garbage was not fake either it was real. Rotting food, banana peels, and every other type of rubbish poured all over them. Garbage water flowed. The garbage stuck all over their already slimy bodies. Other people’s garbage and partially eaten food now poured onto them as the hugged each other. Their bodies intertwined. Try as they may they could not avoid the mountain of trash. When the flow stopped they stood together, trying to clean their faces and hair of the trash that stuck to them. Miss Frank and the audience, of course howled with laughter. As Mr. G. announced them again, they gave half hearted smiles and waived. Miss Frank posed for some pictures with them.

Miss Frank was allowed to sing a song to celebrate their victory. As they sang the cameras went back and forth from their performance to the filthy Ultra Girls. They were good sports and danced together, trying not to slip over on the messy floor. As the show went off the air a before and after shot was shown for all to see.

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