Sunday 17 December 2017

Poppy Rush Christmas leftovers



Poppy Rush Christmas leftovers

Poppy Rush was a minor soap star and the daughter of fellow soap star Debbie Rush. It was Christmas time in their house and the family was looking for a new and fun way to spend the hours after Christmas dinner. There was also a ton of leftovers left from Christmas dinner. In their house, they played a lot of silly games after Christmas dinner. People had a few drinks and things could get a little bit silly, in a fun way. Someone suggested that it might be fun to put a little forfeit on the next game that was played. Debbie had been complaining that there was a lot of food leftover that would be wasted. One of the family members suggested that this could be solved when they played the next game. The forfeit could be that the loser would get the Christmas dinner leftovers dumped on them. Debbie was always complaining that Poppy never ate leftovers. She also used to complain that she was a dirty person and she was always having to clean up after her. Debbie was really hoping that Poppy would be the loser. Poppy was hoping that it would be anyone but her. She didn’t like to leftovers, let alone wear them. 

Before the game began, Debbie did the honours of putting all of the leftovers into a massive pot. She also scraped everyone’s plates off into it as well. She dumped in everything from pigs in a blanket to sprouts to old parsnips. All of the gravy was dumped in as well. She joked that now none of this would be going to waste. Poppy remarked that it was absolutely minging. She really did not want to be the person who lost. The game was a usual sort of Christmas charades game. Everyone still had on their paper cracker hats.  It was the usual working class sort of UK Christmas afternoon. Poppy was a little bit tipsy and was not doing well in the game. She was not as well read as some of the other members of her family. 

Early in the game Debbie was declared the winner. She would be getting to do the honours. The rest of the game would determine which family member she would be dumping the holiday leftovers upon. She imagined who it was going to be. The game got more and more intense and more and more funny. When it was at its end, Poppy was declared the overall loser. Everyone clapped. She blushed, looking very embarrassed. “It’s leftover time,” Debbie said in a funny voice. Debbie was about to carry out every mother’s secret fantasy. She was going to get to dump leftovers all over her daughter.

A chair was pulled out to the centre of the kitchen and a sheet was laid out on the kitchen floor. Poppy had to get up and sit on the seat in the middle of the room. Her family began to record on their phones. They did not want to miss any of the action. They wanted it to post online for the world to see. Poppy sat her chubby backside on the chair as she begged her mother not to do this. Debbie stated that she had wanted to do this for a very long time. She had been dying to do this to her daughter. She took the pot of mixed up, gravy drenched leftovers and mixed it up with a wooden spoon. Debbie spoke to her daughter. “Sweetie, I know you hate leftovers. You are also a dirty little cow. If you hated them before, you are going to really hate them now. You deserve this. I hope this will teach you a lesson.” She lifted the leftovers in the pot up and got ready to pour them all over her daughter. 

The rest of the family cheered her on as she lifted the pot in the air over her daughter. She then slowly tipped it over her head. Poppy closed her eyes as the leftovers began to rain down upon her. Large slices of turkey, potatoes, parsnips, cabbage, stuffing, bits of Yorkshire puddings, pigs in blankets and sprouts fell down upon her. Everything was covered in sloppy gravy. The whole pot was filled with food slop. It plopped all over Poppy. It rolled down her hair and face. It went all the way down her body. She wore a Christmas jumper, plaid skirt, tights and boots. Her clothes were now stained and covered in blobs of what had been the family’s dinner. “Oh my god,” she screamed. Debbie took her time pouring the remains of the dinner all over her chubby daughter. She stuck her tongue out and gagged, acting like it was the grossest thing imaginable. Bacons stuck to her hair, gravy dripped down her face. She had sprouts in her clothes and in her lap. “This stinks,” she yelled. She was totally covered.

As a bit of a surprise, a container was brought out with some dessert. This included Christmas pudding, cream, yule log, bits of mince pie etc. Debbie brought this out and told her daughter that she knew how much she loved pudding. She then dumped this over Poppy’s head as well. She pushed it up into her face, smushing it around in her face. Everyone laughed.

Poppy shook her head around in disgust. She was covered in the remains of Christmas dinner. It was a Christmas that no one would ever forget.

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