Pixie Lott gets the flush

Pixie Lott gets the flush

Another episode of the Let Her Have It opened up with Mr. G. entering the stage. He welcomed everyone to show. “Tonight,” he said,” We have a very special show ahead. You won’t even believe your eyes when you see what we have in store for this evening. We have a very special guest here tonight. If we can all give her a hand and make her feel welcome. It is the one and only…Pixie Lott.”

Pixie Lott entered the studio wearing a pair of black boot, very short, tight fitting black shorts and a black top, as she had worn on television before. The outfit, as most of her clothes did, showed off her amazing tanned legs. When she entered the studio, she waived to everyone and was grinning form ear to ear. She looked excited to be there. She walked over to Mr. G. and shook his hand. He then invited her to sit down on the couch. He sat opposite. She smiled and laughed as she greeted him. She sat down, carefully, placing her bottom on the couch.

“Welcome to the show, Pixie Lott,” Mr. G. said. “It’s great to be here,” she replied beaming happily. “Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we have a very unique situation on Let Her Have It, because, believe it or not, for the first time ever, we have a volunteer. Pixie, we understand that you contacted the show yourself.” Pixie smiled and laughed. “That’s very true. I called the show myself and begged to come on.” “We understand that you are a big fan.” “That’s right. I love the show. I just had to be on it.” “Do you have any favourite episodes?” “Oh god yeah. I think it would have to be Lily Allen. Seeing what happened to her was amazing. Karen Gillian as well that was so funny.” “So, what made you want to come on the show Pixie?” he asked. “The gunge,” she laughed,” I have been watching people getting gunged on tv since I was a little girl. I have always wanted it to happen to me. Actually, I am dying to be gunged. I have fantasised about what it would be like for along time. Then I saw the likes of Duffy and Miquita Oliver on your show and I couldn’t help but ring in. I want it bad,” Pixie joked. “We also understand that you have a favourite messy device as well?” “The toilet,” Pixie said blushing,” It looks like so much fun, to sit on the lieu and have it flushed all over you. I think it is hysterical. I would love that to happen to me. It’s embarrassing. People will think I am a weirdo now. Who doesn’t love gunge though? Everyone at home, you know that you want to be gunged as badly as I do, don’t deny it,” she joked. “Maybe I am alone, but I have wanted to do this for along time. Please gunge me. Pretty please,” she giggled. “I bet you never had anyone actually asking to be gunged before,” she said “We definitely haven’t,” Mr. G. said,” But this is wonderful. You really are a star. Don’t worry, we won’t let you down. I think you will really enjoy this.” “I know I will,” she laughed,” I can’t hardly wait.” No could believe that Pixie was actually loving this as much as was, but it was true. She was clearly enjoying every minute of this.

“So everyone,” Mr. G. said,” If I could turn your attention to the other side of the studio. Let’s see what we have planned.” Pixie turned around smiling in anticipation. The curtains opened revealing he giant flush. When Pixie it she rolled her eyes smiled and then clapped. It was just how she had imagined it. “I love it,” she said enthusiastically. “That’s what I’ve been waiting for.” she laughed and laughed. “I can’t wait to take my seat.” She couldn’t believe that this was actually going to happen. She could not help but stare at the giant flush. She looked up at the top of it where the gunge came from. She paused for a moment. “It looks so good,” she said and busted out with nervous laughter. “You know what,” she said,” I think I need to use the toilet.” The crowd cheered and she laughed. “Ok then Pixie, be my guest.” She tanked him and shook his hand. She stood up and laughed. She had to stop herself from running as she walked over to the small toilet that lay under the enormous toilet in front of her. “have a seat, Pixie, make yourself comfortable,” Mr. G. said. “You’re too kind she said.” She got a good look at the toilet and smiled. She then lowered her bottom onto the toilet seat. She bent her knees and placed her legs in front of her, wrapping her lovely tanned legs around the dirty looking porcelain toilet bowl that sit underneath her. She moved her bottom around and into the perfect position. “I want to make sure I am positioned just right. I don’t want it to miss me,” she said. She looked down and then up. “I can’t believe I am sitting on the toilet in front of everyone. It is quite an unusual situation. There aren’t many people who can say that. Here I am on the throne,” she laughed at the absurdity of the situation. “I can’t wait to have that toilet flush on me,” she said. She was beaming with happiness.

“Ok,” Mr. G. said,” It is time for the moment we have all been waiting for, and evidently Pixie has been waiting for as well. It is just about time to flush the toilet on Pixie Lott. “Are you ready Pixie?” “God yeah, let me have it, flush it on me.” He went over to the flusher and got ready to pull. Pixie smiled as she waited. She pumped her legs and stomped her feet. She gave a thumbs up as she was ready for what was about to happen. “Ok everyone, here we go,” Mr. G. said,” Let’s count her down.3...2..1.” Mr. G. pulled down the giant flusher. Pixie smiled and blushed. In a second the studio was filled with noises of farting and someone using the toilet. Pixie scrunched up her nose and face. When she heard the noise, she put a fake disgusted look on her face, pretending that she smelled something bad. She put her hand in front of her nose and brushed it back and forth and then squeezed her nose with her fingers for a second. “PU,” she said. After those noises there was the noise of a flushing toilet. Pixie looked straight up. A second later, thick, brown, gloppy gunge began to fall from the toilet tank above. It fell threw the giant toilet seat and then hit Pixie straight in the face. She laughed and flung her head forward as it hit her square in the face. She gasped for a second and then closed her eyes. The thick brown slop poured down onto her. It streaked through her perfect soft blonde hair. She grinned as the brown mess began to ooze down her face, leaving thick globs as it went. More of the thicker bits of the brown mess poured down onto her body. More rained down on her falling over the entire area beneath the larger toilet bowl. The brown gunge poured onto her bare legs. Pixie could feel it pouring onto her knees and upper thighs, bathing her legs in brown mess. It oozed down her calves in streaks of brown mess. The brown making thick messy blobs all over her sexy tanned legs. When her legs were almost covered in it, she began to move her legs in and out, collecting gunge between her legs, squeezing the sewage like mess between her incredible thighs. More gunge poured and poured down her nose. She could feel it all over her lips. It dripped from her forehead. Her hair was dripping with mess. She continued to smile, laugh and enjoy it as it happened to her. She started rubbing the mess on her arms and playing with the gunge that collected on her lap. She took handfuls and played with it, as if she was playing in a mud puddle. The toilet below her was also streaked with brown gunge. She stretched her lips out in a kissing motion, sending small amounts of gunge flying. As the toilet’s surge died off, Pixie was left sitting on the smaller toilet, covered almost completely in the disgusting contents of the toilet above. She placed her knees together, bending her back. She did not attempt to clean off. If anything, she was trying to spread it around. She continued to smile and giggle.

She had genuinely enjoyed it. “I needed that,” she said,” I loved every single second of that. It was a dream come true. I have watched and wanted this to happen for a long time and now it has. I will never forget it. The gunge was amazing. It feels amazing all over my body. It’s everywhere. Now everyone will get to tell all their friends, I saw Pixie Lott on the toilet today. I hope everyone else loved it as much as I did. I never want to get clean. I wish this could last forever. Thanks for having me.” She waived, dripping in slop.

Mr. G. waived goodbye and thanked Pixie for being such an amazing sport through the show. “My pleasure ,” she said. She waived to the camera and smiled, blowing kisses in the gunge as the show went off the air.

Hilarie Burton vs. Alexis Bledel the results

Hilarie Burton vs. Alexis Bledel the results




Mr. G. entered the studio once again for another episode of Let Her Have It. "Hello everyone and welcome to Let her have it. Today we have two young ladies from some WB network shows from the states. From the Gilmore Girls, we have Alexis Bledel and from One Tree Hill we have Hilarie Burton. Tonight someone is going to get nailed. Let's welcome them to the studio shall we?"



Hilarie entered wearing a black vest with a short cut red top underneath and black jeans. Alexis wore a red top and a grey skirt. They came onto the stage from opposite sides. They both smiled nervously as they entered. Both looked nervous at the prospect of what was about to occur. They still kept smiling and took their places beside Mr. G. "So Alexis and Hilarie, your fans have been voting all week to decide who will be the one that ends up covered in mess. I am able to tell everyone that this was one of our closest votes ever. In fact Ii would have to say it was the closest vote we have ever had. How are you two feeling about tonight?"


"A little nervous," Hilarie said," There is pretty much a fifty fifty chance that I am going to get slimed on national television. If I lose it would be very, very embarrassing. To know that there are so many people out there that are just dying to see me covered in slime just fills my heart with cheer I have to say. There is a good chance that I am going to lose and she is going to get to slime my ass. Yeah embarrassing I have to say,” Hilarie said.



“Alexis, how about you,” Mr. G. asked. “ What I can say, is that my on screen family would absolutely love it if I lost. Especially my on screen mum. She would love the chance to slime me I have to say. Getting messed in front of everyone is not something that I ever thought would happen to me. I would prefer it if Hilarie gets the mess I have to say. I think that would be much better. Me getting all messy would not be very good for anyone I don’t think, so please vote for Hilarie. She would enjoy it more than I would, I would think.”



“So, we have two young tv actresses,” Mr. G. said, “and one load of mess. I can also reveal that the casts of the Gilmore Girls and of One Tree Hill are all watching tonight via satellite and routing hard for their co star to be the one receiving the mess.” On the big screen, both casts were shown waiving and cheering. They each teased their co star about how much they wanted to see them get messy.



“Ok,” Mr. G. said, “ Everyone here is chomping at the bit to hear our results. As I said, they were very, very close. So who’s it gonna be?” The lights were lowered. Alexis bit her lip and stared at the ground, feeling a lump in her throat. Hilarie was smiling and laughing but out of nervousness. Everyone held their breath for a minute. “Our results now. The person with the most votes, the person who is going to be covered in mess is….It’s a tie,” Mr. G. said. Alexis looked relived at first. Hilarie looked dumbfounded. “So what happens now?,” Alexis asked. “Does this mean we both stay clean,” Hilarie asked. “Actually,” Mr. G. said,” It will be the opposite. People want to see both of you messed, so that is exactly what is going to happen. As it is a tie, you are both going to get messed.” Hilarie and Alexis’ mouths fell open. They looked at each other in disbelief. “Oh, please,” Alexis begged, “Not both of us.” “This could be embarrassing,” Hilarie quipped. The lady’s co stars were shown on the screen celebrating.



The ladies were led off in opposite directions. They held their hand to their chests and looked in disbelief. They, reluctantly were pulled to opposite sides of the stage. Both would receive mess in different ways. On Alexis’s side of the studio, a large, Get Your Own Back style gunge pool and drop was revealed. Alexis was lead up to the top and sat on the chair that was suspended over the large pool of gunge. She crossed her legs and tried to arrange her skirt, as it rose when she took her seat. She bit her lip as she looked down at the pool below her. She mouthed the words Oh my god and blushed. The device was called the slop drop. On Hilarie was lead to a seat on the other side of the stage that was placed in a device that was similar to the bucket dump on Wild Animals Games. Hilarie winced and made a very funny face as she sat down.



“Ok,” Mr. G. said,” We are going to have both of our celebrities getting messy this evening. I think that we will start with Alexis. Alexis, how are you feeling?” “Well, I am sure that my co star, Lauren Graham, who plays my mother on Gilmore Girls wishes that she was the one doing this to me. She has been teasing me since she found out about this show about how much she wanted me to lose. She is definitely going to be loving this. What is that below me, by the way? It looks absolutely disgusting.”

“It is sort of a soup of gunge and slop.” “It’s brown! And it’s going to be all over me. I will be bathed in it. I hope Hilarie gets it just as good as me. I am going to be neck deep in that stuff. This is going to be gross.”

“Let’s hear from Lauren actually,” Mr. G. said,” Lauren, Alexis is going to be bathing in gunge in very shortly. What are your feelings on that?” “This is going to be fabulous. Alexis deserves this. I only wish that it was me sending her in. I will love to see it. She really deserves this. You do not know. Nail her for us please.” Alexis laughed and pretended to be annoyed. She crossed her arms and shook her head.



“Ok, everyone. Let’s count down. When we get to the end, we will push the plunger and send her down into the muck.” The crowd cheered. Then the crowd counted down. 3.…2...1. A buzzer sounded and the plunger was pulled. Alexis closed her eyes and scrunched her nose up, awaiting her fait. The chair gave way and Alexis was held in the air for a second. She then flew forward and plunged face first deep into the mess. She fell and was completely submerged in the mess. She struggled to get up. Alexis’ head emerged from the mess, drenched in gunge, thick bits stuck all over her face. She laughed and shook her head. She was still sat, neck deep in gunge. She rubbed her knees. She could feel her skirt comes off as well. She spit out a mouthful of mess. More mess poured down from the ceiling onto her. Alexis smiled and laughed. She looked like she had taken a bath in gunge. Lauren and the other members of the Gilmore Girls cast were seen laughing and pointing. “That was something else,” Alexis said,” The feeling of slimy gunge covering your whole body is quite a unique sensation. It’s not the worst thing that has ever happened to me. It is everywhere. Everything is soaked.” Alexis waived and laughed. She was left in the gunge pool for the rest of the show.

“Now,” Mr. G. said,” Let’s turn our attention to Hilarie.” Hilarie put her hands on her hips and looked to the side making a sarcastic look with the corner of her mouth. She rolled her eyes. “I can’t believe this,” she said. “You haven’t even heard what is in the bucket dump today Hilarie,” Mr. G. said. “ Does it matter really. The bottom line is, whatever it is, it is going to be all over me in a few minutes,” Hilarie said. “ Hilarie, everyone, it’s going to be real, authentic pig slop today.” Hilarie looked down and laughed. “ Well, I certainly wasn’t expecting that. I don’t suppose that there is anything I can say to get me out of this, so I don’t think it would be worth trying. Judging by the state of Alexis, this is going to be pretty embarrassing. I really didn’t think it would be me. I certainly did not think it would be both of us. I don‘t really know what to say. Pig slop! Yummy!”



“Ok, then. It is almost time. In a few short seconds, I am going to pull the handle, hold it down and release all of that pig slop all over Hilarie Burton. The crowd cheered. Mr. G. motioned to them and they started to count down. 3...2...1. Mr. G. pulled the lever down and held it. Hilarie arched her black and closed her eyes. The pig slop started pouring in streams down the back of her head. She tried leaning forward to avoid the slop but was no use. It poured in spurts at first down the front of her face then down her shoulders. She breathed out as the disgusting slop slowly covered her face. The whitish yellow creamy slop contrasting with her smooth semi tanned skin. The slop poured down her bare arms and down her cleavage. More poured onto her thighs. She put her hands to her side in an I give up pose. She shivered as she felt it all over her body. Bits of corn and carrot stuck to her mixed in the slop. The crowd pointed and made comments about Hilarie and how disgusting the slop was. Comments like, “Oh my god. That’s disgusting. Look at her. And Yuck that stinks.” The slop continued to pour over Hilaire. She put her hands on her thighs as she continued to get slopped. Hilarie put her hands through her hair. She tried to clean some of the slop from her body. She made faces and laughed. She stuck her tongue out. “Hello, world, I have been pig slopped. I need a shower. I stink. Don’t be shy, get lots of pictures. I’ll never forget this. This is so embarrassing.” She waived. “By the way, I can verify, this pig slop is 100% authentic. It’s also all over me.”

“So,” Mr. G. said,” Alexis Bledel and Hilarie Burton. We found out what happens when there is a tie. We hope that everyone enjoyed it as much as we did.

A split screen was shown of Alexis and Hilarie. Then replays were shown of Alexis and Hilarie getting messed. Hilarie and Mr. G. then walked over to Alexis. Hilarie put her arms out and helped Alexis out of the gunge pool. Alexis stepped out as they laughed. They stood side by side laughing and making jokes about what had happened while the show ended.

Michelle Keegan learns a lesson

Hi everyone. Below is the individual story for Michelle Keegan. That is teh third in the series of individual stories for the Coronation Street/Hollyoaks polls. That leaves Emma Rigby, Ashley Davies, Louis Batley,Jenny Platt and Nikki Sanderson to come. I hope everyone enjoys it.

Michelle Keegan



Michelle Keegan had won several awards for being the most attractive female in British soaps. Although she was a nice person, generally, and tried her best not to let this recognition change her, it was inevitable that it would have some kind of impact upon her. Michelle’s co stars were the ones who noticed it the most. Perhaps her fame had not changed her, but her colleagues certainly thought that it had. In their minds, she had become self absorbed and began to think that she was something special. As a result, a special surprise was arranged for the young lady who plays Tina McIntyre on Coronation Street. All of the cast members worked together to set Michelle up. They all still liked her a great deal, but they came up with a plan that would put her back into her place. They were going to teach her a lesson in humility.

The set up was simple, but Michelle never expected anything, perhaps for this very reason. Michelle given a special script that contained a fake scene for her to act. Little did she know that the way the scene was to end was very different from what was in the script. The basic set up for the scene was that Michelle’s character, Tina and Tracey Barlow were meant to be having a discussion about shifts in the rovers. The scene was meant to take place in Roy’s Rolls. They were meant to disagree and Tracey was meant to stand up and walk out. Little did Michelle know that the way things were really going to happen was slightly different. Tina and Tracey were sitting opposite of one another at a table. Placed on the table behind Tracey was a gigantic bowl of spaghetti. Michelle had no idea that it had been placed there. When the moment arrived, Kate Ford, who played Tracey would grab the bowl and then the situation would unfold. Some of the other actors would come in, playing their characters and get a chance to serve up some poetic justice to the most attractive female in soaps. It was the prefect setup. The only thing that they had to consider was keeping all of the extra food hidden so Michelle would not see it and suspect anything.

The scene was all set Michelle and Kate were seated across from one another and they began to act out the scene in character . Michelle had her hair back in a ponytail the way she almost always did. She wore a tight purple t shirt and a pair of cargo pants. “I have to have Saturday off,” Tracey said. “That’s not fair. I booked Saturday off weeks ago. I have made plans. You can’t do this,” Tina said. “I think that you’ll find that I can and will. You’ll just have to cancel your plans.” Tina crossed her arms and flared her nostrils. “You can’t do this.” “You have a lot of nerve. You should be happy that you have a job. You don’t have any control I do. I can do whatever I like to you. Including…this.” Those last two words were not in Michelle’s copy of the script. It made her wonder. Kate quickly turned around, before Michelle had a chance to even react, Kate grabbed the bowl of spaghetti and poured it over Michelle’s head. Her mouth fell open and she gasped. Kate removed the bowl leaving a pile of soggy leftover spaghetti on the top of Michelle’s head. “Oh my god,” she said, half laughing and half in shock. She crossed her arms and just sat there in disbelief. She did not even attempt to remove any of the spaghetti from her head. Her nostrils flared. The pile of spaghetti stuck to the top of Michelle’s head and dripped down her face. One lump fell from her face down onto her breasts. Her mouth was left wide open for what seemed like minutes. She shook her head in anger. Her eyes looking up, she licked her upper lip. Kate waived to her as she exited,“ Toodle lu, Tina,“ she said sarcastically. She could hear the rest of her colleagues snickering at her behind her back. “Very, funny,” she said,” Was everyone in on this?”

With that Rita came in. She had her hands behind her back. Michelle still had no idea what was happening. “Hi love. Sorry, Tina, but this is a message about how folk around here feel about the way you have been acting.” Michelle’s eyes widened. The older lady quickly produced the pie that she was carrying behind her back and, again before Michelle could even react, she thrust the pie straight into her younger co star’s sexy face. Michelle screamed as the pie was smashed directly into her face. Rita pulled away quickly, revealing Michelle’s face coated in creamy white pie. The creamy white contrasted with reds and oranges of the spaghetti. Michelle cleared her eyes and licked some of the pie from her lips. She tried to remove some of the blobs of the cream from her beautiful face. She tried to scrape some of the pie from her face. She blushed and gave a wry smile. She was turning red with anger and embarrassment underneath the mess that covered her face. The white cream looked amazing all over the fake tan that Michelle usually wore. Rita moved her arms up and down in celebration. “Sorry, honey,” she said. “That was great” “No problem, don’t mention it,” Michelle said,” Be my guest. I guess everyone has just been waiting for the chance to pie me. Great!”

She wondered who would be next. She had a feeling that there would be a parade of her colleagues who would be wanting to get a chance to pour mess on her. They would be lining up. The next person that approached was the actor who played David Platt. “Oh no,” she thought. She had worked with him for a long time. He was the first actor she worked with when she started on Coronation Street. They were friends but he always used to play pranks on her. She knew that he would be loving this. He walked in carrying a bucket of baked beans. “Hi there, Tina. You look full of beans today,” he said. She flared her nostrils, stuck her neck out and shook her head as she replied,” Gee, thanks, David.” “Well, you are now,” he said. He raised the bucket over Michelle and quickly emptied the baked beans over her head. She crossed her arms and closed her eyes. She shivered and grimaced as she felt the cold beans trickling down her head and face. She felt it down her beautiful sexy neck. Everyone celebrated as disgusting baked beans slowly made there way down Michelle Keegan. They poured down her nose and the sides of her face, bathing her in beans. She felt the slimy beans ooze down her neck. They fell all over her body, staining her shirt and collecting on her breasts. The food began to fall down into her lap and legs. In a second, Michelle Keegan sat in the middle of Roy’s Rolls with tons of baked beans dripping down her face. Beans stuck all over her. The red bean sauce looked amazing on her tanned skin. When she flared her nostrils this time, a few beans blew from her nose and mouth. She stuck her tongue out the top of her mouth. Her sexy face dripping in baked beans was one of the sexier sights that anyone had ever seen. She was already bathed in slop, but she knew that there would be more coming for her.

The next person to approach her was the actress who plays Xin, her love rival on Coronation Street. Of course, in real life there was no issues between the two, but on the show Xin had stolen Tina’s boyfriend. Xin walked into Roy’s Rolls. “Looking good Tina,” she said,” Just so you know I have your boyfriend now. He picked me over you because you are not the woman that I am. You deserve to be dumped.” “No, Xin, what are you going to do to me?,” Tina said, with half a laugh and half a grimace. “I am going to do.. This,” Xin replied. “I know you used to love the Chinese food at the restaurant that I used to work at, so I have gone out of my way to get you some, on the house.” “Chinese huh?,” Tina said, “Oooo.kkkkay,” she said sarcastically. Xin had in her hand some Chinese containers filled with food. She grabbed the first and quickly tipped it onto Tina’s head. It was full of egg fried rice. It fell in a carton shaped lump onto the top of Tina’s head before collapsing, sending rice and egg all over Tina. It stuck everywhere. The largest clump stuck to the top of her head. Xin then emptied the second container which contained sweet and sour chicken over Tina. It came out of the carton in a viscous goo. It started slowly poured over Tina. Bits of chicken, vegetables and pineapple oozed from the box, all congealed in a thick syrupy lick sweet and sour sauce. The bits made their way down her hair and over her face. More poured on her shoulders and back, unevenly soaking her in viscous slime. The last container held chow mein. Xin grabbed it and quickly tipped the saucy noodles on top of Tina. In a second, Tina was dripping with long strands of noodles. They dangled from her head in every direction. “I hope you liked the buffet, Tina,” Xin said as she happily trotted away.

The last person to come in was the actor who played her ex boyfriend Graeme on Coronation Street. He walked in gingerly, pointing and laughing at her. She couldn’t help but laugh as well. “What are you laughing at,” she said,” I look ridiculous. This food they chose is truly gross. It must have gone off weeks ago. So, “Graeme” what exactly do you have planned for me then?,” she asked, in character. “Just to say, that we all still love you, but we all thought we would teach you a lesson to remember where you came from.” “Lesson, learned,” she laughed, wiping some chow mein from her fringe. “So finally, what I have for you, I am afraid is mushy peas.” She nodded her head,” Mushy peas, my dream come true. I always say, you can never have enough mushy peas,” she joked,” Just get it over with,” she laughed. Graeme stood behind her and tipped the bucket over. The thick, lime green glop hit her on the ponytail. She winced as it hit her. He then moved the bucket forward, slowly pouring it over the top of her head and hair, then down her cheeks. He then poured it over the front of her face. She cringed and closed her eyes as the bright green glop made it’s way over her face. It poured down her neck and over her breasts. He moved it forward, making sure to get some onto her legs and stomach. He moved it back as she leant forward and poured more onto her back. More fell down her back and into the back of her trousers, all over the thong that lay within. She could feel mushy peas everywhere. It was heavy and thick. It weighed her clothes down. She nearly choked as she breathed out. As the final bit fell on her, she took her hand and wiped across her eyes. She now looked like a pile of green mashed potatoes. Graeme then took a sign that read, sexiest women on British soap and placed it around Michelle’s neck.

The whole cast and crew gathered around and gave her a cheer. “We’re sorry,” they said. “I am going to kill you lot,” she shouted. The veins in her neck popping out and her nostrils flaring. “I’ve never looked sexier I don’t think.” She stood up and tried to shake some of the excess mess from herself. Noodles fell everywhere. She shook her head, dislodging some mushy peas from her ear. She laughed, putting her hands in front of her. “I can’t believe this,” she said,” You certainly got me. Fair enough I suppose. The cameras weren’t rolling were they?” “They still are,” someone said. Her eyes widened, “Nooo,” she whinged. She swung her hand, throwing some slop towards the camera. She moved her hands down her legs, cleaning some more of the mess off. “I need a shower!” she shouted.

Lori Loughlin vs. Candace Cameron the results

Lori Loughlin vs. Candace Cameron the results

Recently there was a special reunion for the cast of the television show Full House. All the cast members were present and everyone was very happy to see one another. Everyone was also excited because there was to be a very special finale to the show. One cast member was going to be getting completely trashed at the end of the evening. Fans of the show had been given the opportunity to do the voting. More than one cast member also snuck in a vote or two. Everyone had their own opinion of who they wanted to see covered in the mess. No one talked about it the whole day, but the two nominees could got get it out of their heads. The two women that were up for the vote were Candace Cameron who played DJ Tanner. She wore a red silk shirt and black trousers. The other nominee was Lori Loughlin who play Rebecca Donaldson on the show. She wore a black shirt and a black skirt.



When the festivities of the day were nearing an end Candace and Lori were asked to come forward. John Stamos and Bob Saggat were going to announce the results. Lori looked very nervous. She did not want to be the one getting trashed in front of everyone. Candace was secretly feeling really excited. She had known Lori since she was teenager and had always secretly wanted to do this to her. Candace was only thinking of the positive outcome for herself. She never even let it cross her mind that she might be the one getting trashed. The thought of pouring slop over the woman who played her aunt Becky was a very enjoyable thought to her. It would be a fantasy come true if it was to happen, and well worth the risk.



The results card was brought out by John and Bob, as the rest of cast gathered around in a semi circle waiting to hear the good news. “Ok,” Bob said,” It is time for the part of the evening that we have all been waiting for. Someone’s going to get trashed. We have spent years of our lives working with these ladies and now someone is going to get covered in mess. It is a very special moment.” “Very funny,” Lori said,” Please, get on with it, put us out of our misery.” “Touchy, touchy, “ he said,” I better get right to it then, hadn’t I?,” he said in a funny voice. Lori closed her eyes whispering , “please, please , please.” Candace was smiling and looking back and forth.

“The person who has been selected to get covered from head to toe in disgusting mess. With a vast majority of votes, I might add… is… the one and only…the famous.. This is going to be sweet. John who would you rather see get messed?” “I’ll have to go with my tv wife Lori. For sure. She rejected me when were working on the show and she can be quite a bitch. Although we still love her. What about you Bob?, “ John asked. “I am torn. Seeing my tv daughter get covered in mess would be great, but Lori does deserve it too. I guess I would have to go with Candace.”



“Sorry, we got a bit sidetracked there. Back to the results. The person with the most votes, by quite a bit is….Lori Loughlin.” Lori’s eyes widened. She wiped her brow and turned red. She blushed and said,” Oh my god.” Cadace jumped up and down and laughed hysterically. “Yes, yes yes,” she said, “ I have wanted to do this for so long.”



“So Lori,” John said, “How are you feeling?” “Just fine and dandy,” she said sarcastically,” How do you think? I am about to get covered in slime. You are all just loving every minute of this as well. Thanks for your support everyone. This is going to be so disgusting too. I can just tell already. Ick, well I guess I have no choice.”



“How about you Candace? You must be over the moon.,” John said. “I never told anyone, but I have always wanted to slime someone, especially Lori. When I was a kid I used to watch What Would You Do and shows like that and imagine sliming or pieing someone. It looked like the best. I always thought Lori would make a great target as well. I am going to get to pour mess all over someone. How cool is that? I am going to love every second. Imagine how embarrassing it must be for her. It is going to be great. This is going to be the best. I am going to get her so messy. I can’t hardly wait.” Candace was smiling from ear to ear. She was going to get a lot of pleasure from what she was about to do.

“Oh, by the way, Lori, all of your lovely co-stars from 90210 are all watching and enjoying this live,” John said. “Oh that is just great,” Lori said, They are going to all love this, I am sure.” A screen was shown showing a live webcam from the set of 90210. All of Lori’s co-stars were shown laughing, waived and pointing. They seemed to be loving the moment. They were very excited to see Lori dripping in slime.

“Ok then,” Bob said, “ Candace my dear, when you are ready, let’s see this happen.” “Please, Candace, please don’t do this,” Lori pleaded. “Sorry Aunt Becky. Can’t help ya,” Candace joked. The cart filled with the buckets and containers was wheeled out and Candace walked over. She picked the item that she would use first. “Everyone, get your cameras ready. This is going to be a Kodak moment,” Candace said.



Candace took the first bucket. She walked over to Lori and stood behind her and to the side. She lifted the bucket and posed for some photographs. Lori’s co-stars began chanting, “Gunge, gunge, gunge.” Lori looked up to the sky and rolled her eyes. She sighed. She gritted her teeth and made a pseudo pained look, squinting her eyes as she braced herself for the onslaught of what was about to be poured over her head. Candace was smiling and dancing. She was encouraging the audience’s chanting. She started clapping her hands and encouraging the audience to clap. She lifted the bucket. Lori braced herself. “Hey, Lori, you look a little Chilli!,” Candace said. Lori looked around with an incredulous look on her face. Then her eyes widened when she realized what Candace had meant. “Oh no,” she said. She looked in all directions then braced herself. In that second Candace began to dump the contents of the bucket over Lori’s head. The bucket of course was filled to the brim with chilli. Ground beef, kidney beans in a rich tomato sauce. The thick gloppy chilli poured onto Lori’s face. It poured down onto her forehead and nose, tick chilli slowly flowing down Lori’s face. The chilli itself was incredibly thick. The beef, beans and sauce flowed over Lori’s face. Then down her bare neck, over her shoulder blades. Her hair now showered in chilli. Chilli fell all over every part of Lori’s body. It poured down her shirt and top, some falling inside and onto her bra and stomach. Her shirt already felt like it was near bursting with slop. The chilli felt slimy and revolting against Lori’s body. Candace then poured more chilli onto Lori’s bare tanned legs. The redish brown chilli looked very good on Lori’s bare, tanned skin. The chilli built up in her lap and between her legs. She could feel it drip down the small over her back and inside of her skirt. She could feel the chilli all over her black thong and inside of them. Lori was covered from head to toe in the chilli. Candace took her hands and put them on Lori’s head, rubbing the chilli into her hair. She laughed. She then stood back and pointed and laughed at Lori. The audience, needless to say was in hysterics. She took both and hands and ran them over her face and hair. She took her fingers and tried to lift some of the chilli, leaving streaks on her face. She shook her head in order to dislodge some of the chilli. She puffed out her cheeked and blew with her lips. She ran her hands over her skirt and pushed some chilli off, onto the ground. She took one hand and stuck it up her skirt. She pulled out a heaping handful of chilli and threw it aside. She then stomped her feet and jokingly screamed.

Candace now took the second bucket, which was nearly as heavy as the first. This bucket contained very thick cheese sauce. “Hey, it goes well with chilli anyway,” Candace said. She took a finger and stuck it in the cheese sauce. She licked it. “Mmm, yummy, cheesy,” Candace said, “You’ll love it Lori.” Candace took the bucket she stood behind Lori and started pouring again. The thick yellow cheese sauce slowly poured down on Lori. She closed her eyes as the cheese made its way down her hair and face. The cheese completely engulfed her head. She lowered her head and cleared her eyes, but Candace kept pouring. The cheese sauce poured down onto her back. It fell onto her top and made its way down her back. More poured onto the back of her neck. It fell down the front of her shirt and into it. She reared her head back as more covered her. She took her hands and massaged the cheese sauce into her shirt. She massaged the cheese sauce into her breasts, fondling them. The cheese sauce was smooth, creamy and soft. She liked the way it felt on her. More fell into her lap and onto her skirt.

She moved her legs in and out as the cheese fell on them. She pulled her knees up and cradled them as Candace emptied the rest over her. Lori swung her head, flicking her hair. She held both hands out in an expression of inevitability. She shook her head and laughed as if to say, “Look at me, I’m a mess.”



Candace now had the final bucket in her hands. “Time for desert, Aunt Becky.” The bucket contained a mixture of rice pudding and strawberry puree. Candace dipped her hand in and rubbed it around in Lori’s face. “Delicious, huh Lori?,” Candace said. Lori spit out a mouthful and gave a sarcastic look. Candace then poured some of the rice pudding up and down Lori’s legs and up her skirt. She then poured more up Lori’s skirt and top. Then she dumped the rest all over Lori’s head. The white and pink mess poured down onto Lori’s already filthy face. She could do nothing but close her eyes while the pudding poured all over her. Lori was now covered from head to toe in slop. Her shirt was soaking wet. She attempted to ring it out. Her shirt was now open, but still on. Her stomach and bra were also covered in mess. She cleaned mess from her armpits and bra. She stood up and let the slop fall out of her skirt and top.

“Gotcha Lori,” Candace said. Candace dropped the bucket and celebrated. She stood next to Lori while pictures were taken. “I’m going to have that one framed and displayed over my fireplace. I think I have a new screensaver for my computer as well. That was so much fun. I hope everyone else loved that as much as me. Thanks Lori, you have been such a good sport about all of this. This has been a dream come true.” Candace went over and hugged the filthy dirty Lori.



“How are you feeling Lori?,” Bob said. “That was pretty gross. Very embarrassing. I am glad Candace enjoyed it that much. I will be the butt of the joke for years to come, I am sure. I need a shower, really, really bad. Go ahead everyone and laugh it up. I can take it. I am glad that you are all enjoying this so much.”



All the cast members then lined up and took turns having their picture taken with Lori. Lori was then allowed to go and clean up while everyone else enjoyed the rest of the party.

Alexandra Burke vs. Duffy the results

Alexandra Burke vs. Duffy the results




Mr. G. welcomed everyone to another episode of Let Her Have It. “Hi and welcome to everyone. Today on Let Her Have It, we have a very interesting vote. Today two female recording artists are up for the vote. So far, they have both managed to avoid mess and have stayed clean. But, tonight, that will change dramatically for one of our two singers, but which one? I bet it’s going to be a close one this time, but no one yet knows what the results will be. Both singers are very attractive, but in very different ways. So who will it be? Our contestants for tonight are Alexandra Burke and Duffy.”

Alexandra entered from one side of the stage laughing, smiling and waiving. She was wearing a sparkly silver dress that was very low cut and showed quite a bit of leg. Duffy entered from the other side wearing a soft blue and grey dress. She looked slightly more demure but very good as well. Her smile was not as big as Alexandra’s but she waived to her fans.



“Ladies,” Mr. G. said,” It is a big night tonight. I am sure that you have seen the show or at least heard about. You have probably seen what happened to people like Lily Allen and Karen Gillian. One of you two is going to be joining the esteemed list of people who have been trashed on Let her have it and the other one, well, will be getting the pleasure of delivering the mess to the unlucky loser. I have to say that you both look great tonight, someone is going to look very different in only a few minutes. There is no telling how the vote may have gone. So, let’s hear from the candidates. Duffy, what are your thoughts.”



“I think that there is a pretty decent chance that I will be leaving the studio tonight dripping with slop. I have to be honest, I have always kind of wondered what it might be like to have sloppy mess all over my body. I might even write a song about it. Obviously, it would be a surreal moment having Alexandra Burke pouring god know what over my head. I don’t reckon it will be me though. I reckon more people will fancy Alexandra getting it then me, but I am very interested to see what will happen,” Duffy said.



“And Alexandra,” Mr. G. asked. “Quite simply,” Alexandra said,” I just hope that it is not me. I don’t know what it would feel like for Duffy to gunge me and I don’t really want to find out. Hahaha. Obviously, if the fans want to see me covered in slop then that is what they will get. I won’t chicken out. I can’t chicken out, but I do hope that Duffy is the loser. I think she deserves it and would look better covered in mess than me. Plus, I spent a lot of time in hair and makeup, I wouldn’t want to ruin all that. I think I will leave the mess for Duffy if I could. Frankly, I think that I would seriously enjoy pouring some kind of slop on Duffy, actually.”

Duffy started laughing,” Gee thanks Alexandra. Looks like the gloves are off and the truth comes out. I won’t have any mercy on you now, if I do happen to win,” Duffy said. “Oh no,” Alexandra said,” I don’t think that I should have said that now.” They both laughed.



“MMM, it’s getting interesting. That’s what we like to see. The winner really enjoying messing our loser. But we don’t yet know who will be the gunger and who will be the gungee. But we will find out very shortly, “ Mr. G. said, It’s just about time for the moment of truth. The moment that everyone here has been waiting for. Time to find out who will be getting messy.”



Duffy was crossing her fingers making faces and begging please no. Alexandra was blushing and laughing with her eyes closed and her hands to her mouth. They both closed their eyes in anticipation.

“Ok,” Mr. G. said,” It’s time to reveal our results. The person who has been voted for to take the mess…and get covered by the other…on national tv… in what may be the most embarrassing moment of their life…with everyone watching..,” as he was saying this Duffy and Alexandra were squirming in anticipation. Get on with it they shouted. “Our big loser today. Unbelievably with double the amount of votes. Is……..Duffy!”



Alexandra shouted yes in your face Duffy. She pointed and laughed as Duffy’s mouth was wide open. She pointed to herself and then put her arms out wide on either side of her and said ,”Who, me.” She started laughing and then said, ”Oh…. My… gosh.” “It’s time for Duffy to get dirty,” Alexandra said. Duffy then said, “Oh, please. I’ll beg you.” Duffy jokingly got on her knees and sang,” Please Alexandra. I’m beggin’ you for Mercy.” Alexandra laughed at her. “Hey, it was worth a try ,” Duffy joked.

“So, Duffy,” Mr. G. said, “Ya, lost, quite badly as it urns out.” “Well, it looks like the fans are going to get their moneys worth. They want to see me covered in slop and that is exactly what they are going to get, apparently. As I said earlier, it will be interesting to actually see what it is like. I wish it was Alexandra getting it though. If for no other reason then the fact that she is going to just love doing it to me. She definitely won’t have any mercy on me. She is going to love every minute of this I can tell you. She’s gonna just love this I know.”

“Alexandra, I know you are ecstatic about this. You won and won easily as it turns out,” Mr. G. said. “Well. Mr. G., I always win. I won X factor and I won tonight. Honestly, I did think there was a real chance it would be me, so I am relieved and excited that I won. On top of that, I get the pleasure of getting to do what I am about to do to Duffy. It’s nothing personal, I just think that pouring sloppy messy food over someone’s head is going to be so much fun. I have no sympathy for her, she knew the risks and I get the rewards. I am going to get Duffy very dirty tonight. I hope everyone has their vcr’s on because you are not going to want to miss this,” Alexandra said.



“You bitch,” Duffy joked. Then squealed. “Please, have mercy,” pretending to be upset. In the meantime everyone cheered as the cart containing the containers of mess was wheeled in. Duffy smiled, rolled her eyes, moved her tongue to the corner of her mouth and shook her head.



Alexandra said,” Remember when you were on your knees begging for mercy, Duffy. Can you get down on them again. That would be the perfect place to start,” as she eyed the contents of the cart. Duffy made that look again, she walked over and got on her knees. “Can we have some music please,” Alexandra asked. Duffy’s song Mercy was played on loop. When she heard it Duffy burst out laughing. It was meant sort of to mock her, but she just found it funny. “We know the secret meaning behind this song, Duffy, so we thought you would enjoy this,” Alexandra said.



“Ok,” Mr. G. said,” Who wants to see Duffy get it?” The crowd cheered. Alexandra screamed oh yeah. “Ok then, it’s time to let Duffy have it,” Mr. G. said.

Alexandra picked out her first item. She chose a pie with a twist. It was a steak and kidney pie. It had puff pastry on the top. Inside was steak, carrots, mushrooms, kidney beans and peas in a brown gravy type sauce. On top though was whipped cream. Duffy would think it was a regular pie and would get a big surprise when it hit her. Alexandra walked over to Duffy and held the pie in front of her face. Duffy realized why she had been asked to kneel. “Oh my gosh,” Duffy said. She screwed up her face and closed her eyes tightly as she braced herself for the impact. Alexandra lifted three fingers on one hand above her hand, motioning for the audience to count down. They obliged they counted 3.…2...1. Alexandra leaned back then as hard as she could thrust the pie into Duffy’s face. It exploded everywhere. She pied her so hard that Duffy nearly fell over on to her backside from the force. The pie exploded in her face. The tin fell revealing Duffy’s face covered in a mixture of whip cream, gravy, beef, vegetables and pastry. Thick bits of beef slid down her face, congealed in greasy gravy. A huge bit of the pastry fell on her chest and lap. Her face was mainly brown in gravy with some streaks of white cream in it. The gravy was quite old and thick which created large globs of it that had vegetables and steak stuck in. They fell from her face. Alexandra was on the floor laughing of course. “That felt so good,” she said,” I can’t describe what it felt like the moment I pied her in the face. I only wish everyone had a chance.” In the mean time, Duffy was busy clearing chunks of steaks and mushrooms from her face. She cleared her eyes. “I hope that she likes steak and mushroom pie,” Alexandra said,” because she just got a lot of it. Ooops, I forgot to ask.” Duffy licked her lips. She made the mistake of taking a bit of the steak and trying to eat it. She took a small bit from her face and stuck it in her mouth trying to eat it. When she tasted it, she had to spit it back out again straight away because it tasted awful. “Eww, that tastes disgusting. Next time, if you put a steak and kidney pie in my face, can you please make sure it’s a tasty one at least,” Duffy said jokingly.



Duffy was then allowed to take a seat in the hot seat. She crossed her arms and said, “Lay it on me. I’m already a mess. You may as well just nail me even more.” Alexandra grabbed the next item. It was a large pot of potato and leak soup. It was white and contained potatoes, leaks, carrots, sweet corn, cabbage and peas. It was at the same time thick and runny. It wasn’t as thick as custard but not as thin as liquid. Alexandra took a large wooden spoon. She stirred the soup and then used it to drip a drop or two of soup onto Duffy’s head. Duffy shivered. She put her hands on her lap and awaited the soup. “Soup’s on,” Alexandra said, “On Duffy.” Duffy looked up slightly as the soup showered down over her. She rubbed her arms and legs as Alexandra dumped it all over her slowly. She just sat there and closed her eyes it poured all over her. She ran her finders through her hair as it continued to pour. At first it was just the creamy broth that fell, but as time went on the vegetables started falling on to her. Her head was covered in sweet corn, carrots, cabbage and other vegetables. Vegetables fell all over her and stuck everywhere. Large hunks of potato and cabbage fell and splattered on her body and clothes. When it was over, Duffy was covered nearly from head to toe in white creamy soup. Her clothes were all soppy and saturated in it, making them feel heavy. Her face was covered in the slop. Bits of vegetable stuck to her face and arms. Her lap was covered in cabbage, leaks and potato. She tried to gather it all on her hands and push it to the floor. Alexandra just pointed and laughed. “Lovely,” Duffy said and laughed sarcastically.



Alexandra returned to the cart and looked at the final item that was waiting for Duffy. She smiled and laughed. Alexandra then explained to everyone what the large bucket in front of her contained. The contents of the bucket was an entire Sunday dinner. In it was mashed potato, stuffing, bits of turkey, gravy, swede and carrot and mixed vegetables. All of it mixed together in one sloppy mess. Alexandra explained that she was about to “Serve” the dinner to Duffy. “You love Sunday lunch don’t you Duffy?,” she asked. “Oh yeah, it’s my favourite,” Duffy said sarcastically,” But usually it eat Sunday lunch. It isn’t usually poured all over my body. It should be quite, ell, interesting,” Duffy said. Alexandra walked over. “Mmmm yummy,” Alexandra said,” Dinner is served.” “I guess dinner is on me today,” Duffy said. She was already covered in slop. Alexandra tipped the bucket on her. Mashed potato fell onto Duffy, falling onto her chest and lap. Vegetables rained on her. Bits of stuffing fell onto her face and body. Gravy covered everything. Bits of turkey fell onto Duffy’s face, arms and legs. All of the food was mixed together, but each individual bit of the Sunday lunch was also visible in the gravy all over Duffy. She could feel stuffing and potato in her clothes. Her hair also had vegetables, bits of turkey, potato and stuffing matted in it. Duffy played with a bit of stuffing that had landed in her lap. When she did, it fell apart and bits of stuffing fell all over her. She looked like a human turkey dinner. She laughed as the food poured on her. When the bucket was empty, Alexandra put it on the floor then stood back and admired her work. She pointed and laughed at Duffy. She had her picture taken with Duffy. Duffy put her hands at her side and licked her lips. She tried to empty some of the food from her lap and dress.



“So, Alexandra, any comments,” Mr. G. asked. “That was great. I enjoyed that very much. Everyone should get the chance to do that once in their life. It is a very satisfying feeling. You can tell how much the audience enjoyed that as well. I have nothing against Duffy. She is a very nice girl, but I thoroughly enjoyed doing that to her. I mean look at her. It’s hilarious. I love it. Sorry, Duffy. But I loved it and I would do it again in a heartbeat, “ Alexandra said.

“And Duffy. You lost, and Alexandra certainly did not have any mercy on you,” Mr. G. said. “She certainly didn’t. Hey, I lost, fair and square and I had to pay the consequences. It was pretty embarrassing and very messy. Everyone is watching. It was actually kind of enjoyable in a weird way. How do I look? I actually feel quite sexy. I can’t describe how it feels. It’s an indescribable feeling. I mean I am covered in leftovers. I had to sit here while she poured the mess all over my body. There is definitely something sexy in it. I get a similar feeling when I am singing Mercy actually. Maybe I have said too much. I am glad everyone else enjoyed it so much.”



“We want to thank Alexandra Burke for being so much fun, and we want a to really thank Duffy for being such a good sport. She has been one of our best guests ever. So we invite you all to join us next time, when another celebrity will be in Duffy’s place. See you all then,” Mr. G. said.



As the show went off the air a split screen came up with a before and after shot of Duffy. Duffy smiled and waived and laughed as the camera captured a close up of her still completely covered.

Keeley Hawes vs. Gabby Logan Results

Keeley Hawes vs. Gabby Logan Results

“This week on Let Her Have it we have a very interesting vote. Someone is going to get trashed but who will it be. Welcome to let her have it,” a voice over said. The crowd cheered and Mr. G. entered. He bowed and waived to the crowd as they cheered and the music ended.



“Who wants to see some mess,” he said. The crowd erupted in cheers. “Today we have two very attractive women up for the vote, let’s introduce them. Today we have Keeley Hawes and Gabby Logan. Two familiar faces on British television. Both ladies are looking very sexy today but one will get very messy today. Let’s here it for them.”



Gabby and Keeley entered. Gabby wore a high yet short black skirt and a green top. Keeley wore a bright purple skirt and a black skirt. Both waived and smiled nervously as they entered and took their places. Both were looking very good and very nervous as the prospect of what was about to happen to them. Keeley’s smile didn’t last long. Her face became very serious. Gabby kept her smile , but it was nervous smile. Both were very aware that the vote had been very close and that it could very easily be either one of them who would end up covered in mess.

“So, today,” Mr. G. said, “ We have Keeley and Gabby. I won’t lie. It is going to be very embarrassing for one of these ladies. It is going to be delicious. Someone is going to be a complete mess and someone is going to get to have the pleasure of administering that mess. So Gabby let’s hear from you first.”



“Well, I must say, the prospect of being the person who will be covered in disgusting mess does not really appeal to me at all. I do know Keeley, nothing against her, but I will be rooting for her to be the one who gets trashed. I have to say I will love doing it to her. I will take some pleasure in her embarrassment I have to say. I just hope it’s not me. Messy food and slop all over my body. Yuck, I wouldn’t enjoy that at all. Although I am sure that a lot of the male sportscasters I work with would probably enjoy seeing it a lot. I am sure they have wanted to do something like that to me for some time.”



“And Keeley, what about you?,” Mr. G. said. “Well, I don’t want to be the one who ends up covered from head to toe in mess, I will say that first of all. It would be incredibly embarrassing. Ghastly disgusting food all over me, all over my body. It’s not exactly my idea of a great afternoon. I don’t know what the makeup and hair advert people will make of it. I know the vote was close , so there is at least a 50/50 chance that I will be the messy one. I am sure there are people that would love it. Keeley Hawes covered in leftovers. I am sure people out there would love it. I would be interested in seeing what Gabby would like covered in mess though. I promise I will not take it easy on her. If it is her in the hot seat.”



“Ok then, Lets get someone sloppy,” Mr. G. said. “ Time for our results. The results were incredibly close. Only a few votes separated the two. The lead changed several times. In the end though we have a winner.” Keeley grimaced, crossed her fingers and clenched her eyes shut. Gabby stared straight ahead. Then looked at her feet. She bit her lip. The tension was palpable. Both were sweating. The anticipation built as they were left hanging. “Our winner. The woman who will end the evening dripping in mess will be… the one and only….Keeley Hawes!” The crowd cheered and roared with laughter. Keeley’s mouth fell wide open. Her eyes widened like saucers. Gabby smiled and laughed. She pointed towards Keeley and rubbed her hands together.

Keeley, still with mouth open was walked over to the hot seat where she sexily sat down, She lowered her bottom and crossed her legs and arms. Gabby danced over the trolley that held all the mess. The crowd chanted ,”Slop, slop, slop.” Keeley started turning red. She covered her face with her hands, totally embarrassed as well. Gabby mouthed,” I’m going to love this.” Keeley moved her legs up and down and she stroked them, straightening her skirt and pulling it up slightly, awaiting what was about to happen to her. Gabby looked over the buckets she smiled slyly. She realized how messy Keeley was about to get..



“So, Gabby do you have any qualms or reservations about doing this,” Mr. G. asked. “Are you kidding,” Gabby replied, “ I am going to thoroughly enjoy every minute of this. She would love to be the one doing it to me. I am going to have no mercy on Keeley. I can’t wait to see what she is going to look like covered in slop.” Keeley laughed. “What do you have to say to that , Keeley?,” Mr. G. asked. “I think I should be the one doing it to her. “ She made eyes at mr. G. “You know, I would do just about anything to get out of this. Just kidding ,” she said. “I’m going to have to grin and bare it I’m afraid. This is going to be so embarrassing, I can tell you.” “So, Gabby, we have finally come to the moment we have all been waiting for. We are all dying to se this, so when you’re ready, Let her have it,” Mr. G. said.



The first thing that gabby went for was three trifles. They were large and filled with layers of cake, jello, custard and whipped cream. She brought them over and put them onto the floor next to Keeley. Keeley scrunched up her nose and laughed when she saw them. Gabby grabbed the first one. She lifted it up and slowly put it in Keeley’s face rubbing it around a bit. Keeley closed her eyes and grimaced as she felt the heavy trifle headed for her face. She felt in her face for a time. Not all of the trifle smashed on her face. Gabby raised the trifle onto the top of Keeley’s head. She slapped the top of the bowl and the contents of the trifle that had been stuck to the bowl all fell out onto Keeley’s head. For a second the trifle stayed in it’s shape on Keeley’s head. She appeared to be wearing a hat made of trifle. Her face covered in cream and some custard. In a second the trifle collapsed and sent custard, cream, jello and cake all mixed together cascading down Keeley’s face. Some fell down her body. Keeley’s face was now covered in a mixture of all of the trifle ingredients. It was covered now in custard and cream but looked a bit read from the jello that stuck to it.



Gabby then decided that she was going to get creative. She kneeled down and grabbed the second trifle. Keeley wondered what she had in store for her, but she knew it could be nothing good. Gabby took a handful of the trifle and rubbed it all over Keeley’s bare leg. Keeley squealed. She took two more handfuls and massaged the trifle up and down Keeley’s leg. Up her thigh now. She two more handfuls and did the same to Keeley’s other leg, leaving Keeley’s bare legs smeared in a mixture of trifle. Keeley laughed and moaned. Gabby then took the remainder of the second trifle and shoved them up Keeley’s skirt. Gabby pushed the rest of the trifle up Keeley’s skirt leaving Keeley smeared in trifle from the waste down,



Gabby then walked over to Keeley smiling. Keeley looked confused as to what Gabby would do to her next. She closed her eyes. Gabby then came closer. In a second she ripped Keeley’s shirt open, sending buttons flying everywhere, revealing a plain white supportive bra. The crowd was actually silenced at this. Gabby now to handfuls of the third trifle. She now massaged and smeared the trifle onto Keeley’s bra and breasts. Keeley did not particularly like Gabby’s hands on her body in that way but she could not protest. Gabby then rubbed trifle onto Keeley’s stomach and onto her back. Keeley shivered at her touch and the coldness of the trifle against her nearly bare back. Her shirt still hanging off her. Keeley was now completely covered in trifle. She crossed her legs again and adjusted her skirt. She sat staring blankly ahead waiting for what was going to come next.

Gabby walked over to the table and returned with a large bucket. In a funny Italian accent Gabby said, “Fettuccini Alfredo” Keeley looked at her cross eyed. Gabby sauntered over to Keeley with the filthy bucket. Keeley closed her eyes and awaited her fait. Gabby lifted the heavy bucket and began to pour. In a second the thick, flat long noodles in a disgusting white sauce began to slowly pour down onto Keeley. When the spaghetti hit Keeley the crowd erupted in laughter. The contents of the bucket were completely disgusting. Gabby was taking great pleasure as she dumped the disgusting food all of Keeley. Keeley just shut her eyes and let it happen. The noodles poured over Keeley’s head and hair. They fell all down her face leaving sauce and noodle behind as they went. Her hair now soaked in alfredo sauce. It poured over Keeley’s back and chest. Down her skirt and legs, covering her all over. The mess smelled revolting, causing Keeley to gag a little. She recoiled at the feeling of the slimy pasta that now covered most of her body. The flow of the mess pulled her hanging shirt right off of her. When the flow stopped, Keeley lowered her head and flipped her hair backwards, in an attempt to remove some of the pasta. She cleared her eyes and gave a sarcastic laugh. She tried to remove some of the noodles that were stuck to her face. She then gave an incredibly sarcastic looking smile as if to say, “This is just lovely.”



Gabby now went to the trolley to grab the final item of the evening. The last item was a large amount of turkey gravy. It was thick and lumpy. It had a light brown colour to it. It was contained in several large gravy boats. Gabby was pleased about this because it would allow her a large measure of control over the flow of gravy over Keeley. She returned to Keeley, already a complete mess, with the first gravy boat. She stood next to her not giving her an idea of where she was going to pour the gravy first. Keeley closed her eyes tightly again. Gabby started pouring the gravy directly onto Keeley’s face. Slwoly leaving the brown gravy pouring down Keeley.s nose and mouth. It streaked down the front of her face. It then poured down her cheeks and chin, covering her face in gravy completely. The gravy then engulfed the rest of her head as she came up for air. Gabby then poured gravy down Keeley’s right arm and then the left. Then straight down between her breasts. The gravy trickled down her stomach. Then Gabby poured more onto Keeley’s breasts, soaking her bra. Gabby was now relishing pouring the gravy on the beautiful woman’s body below. She then poured the gravy sensually down Keeley’s neck and shoulders. She then tipped more down the small of Keeley’s back. Straight down the length of her back. Keeley bent forward a bit and shuddered as the gravy poured down her back. Gravity pulled it downward and sent some down her skirt and onto her underwear below. Gabby then poured gravy onto Keeleys bare feet and ankles, up her bare calves and onto her thighs. Keeley’s legs were still crossed. The brown gravy looking very good on Keeley’s already messy bare skin. Gabby then poured more gravy onto Keeley’s skirt, soaking it. Finally as Keeley looked up, thinking that it was all over, Gabby tipped the last of the gravy directly onto her face. She gasped. The final bit of gravy was the thick congealed bit at the bottom. It fell right onto Keeley’s face. She jerked her head back and then tried to remove what she could from her face.



Gabby now celebrated. Laughing and enjoying herself. Keeley sat in the hot seat, half naked, covered from head to toe in all manner of mess. She was a sight to behold. Below the hot seat was a of the run off that had poured off of Keeley. Gabby decided that she would take one of the buckets, and with her hands, fill it with the all of the mess that covered the floor. She scooped this up with her hands, filling up the bucket with a conglomeration of the collected mess. She then, of course, took the bucket and dumped it all over Keeley’s head. Keeley held her breath and the strange conglomeration poured onto her, as if she wasn’t messy enough already.



When it was over Mr. G. went over to Gabby to speak with her. “Gabby, you looked like you were really enjoying that,” he said. “Was it that obvious,” Gabby joked,” Sorry, Keeley, but that was the most fun I’ve had in ages. I think it is a good way to release some tension. Some people punch a boxing bag, maybe pouring messy food onto someone would be a good way to do that as well. It could replace violence. Instead of fighting or starting a war or hurting someone, just pour a bucket of gravy over their head. In all seriousness, Keeley was such a good sport bless her, but I just couldn’t resist messing her up. The more I did it, the more I enjoyed it. I hope they got lost of pictures.”



“So, Keeley,” Mr. G. said, “Gabby really enjoyed that. I would guess that you did not enjoy it quite as much as she did.” “You could say that,” Keeley said,” That was probably one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. The fact that Gabby was enjoying it so much didn’t help either. I can’t say I blame her though. I would have loved to have been on the other end of it. That’s just the way it goes. I would love to get my own back on her though. That’s for sure. I don’t look forward to going into work on Monday though. I am going to get teased mercilessly, I can assure you. The whole country is watching as well. I am sure hundreds of people are out there recording this broadcast and watching it back. Can I have a copy. I always feel that the best way to deal with a situation like this is to embrace it rather than run away from it. I wonder if there is a support group. Hello, I’m Keeley Hawes and I just had fettuccini alfredo poured on my head. Hahaha. I seriously need a long hot shower. You don’t understand what it feels like to be this messy,” Keeley said.



“Let’s hear it for Keeley, ladies and gentlemen. She really was a very good sport. She put herself in a very embarrassing position for our amusement. Anyway we will see you all next time on Let her have it.”



Keeley and Gabby were shown as the show went off the air. Keeley saying something to Gabby like, I’m going to get you for this. Then slow motion replays were shown of the key moments in Keeley’s messing.

Danni and Ruth vs. Cheryl and Laura the results

Danni and Ruth vs. Cheryl and Laura the results

There was no denying the friction between team Cheryl and team Danni during that series of X Factor. They both firmly backed their talent and it appeared that Cheryl’s group was the strongest on the show that year. She had Alexandra Burke, Diana Vickers and Laura White, arguably the three best singers in the competition. She was feeling very confident. At one point she thought that she may end up with all three of her acts advancing when Danni would have no one left. She loved the idea of it because of the way she knew that Danni felt about her. She knew Danni was jealous because Cheryl was younger, more beautiful and more famous than her. Danni, like a lot of women hated Cheryl out of pure jealousy. Cheryl could be considered one of the most attractive women in the world. She was in the same category as Rihanna, Beyonce and Britney Spears. It is not hard to see why Danni would be jealous and resentful of Cheryl.

Tensions were especially heated this week on X Factor. Cheryl spent most of the week telling anyone who would listen that her girls were unbeatable. Danni could no longer stand it after awhile and had to chime in. “I wouldn’t be so confident if I was you Cheryl. You never know how the public will vote.” “Well,” Cheryl replied,” Look at my three acts. How could they be voted out this week? The public would have to be crazy to think that any of them belong in the bottom two even.” “Well, if you are so confident, why don’t we make it interesting,” Danni replied. “What to you suggest?,” Cheryl asked. “How about, if one of our acts gets voted off. They and their act will covered in mess by the other.” “Are you crazy? Why would you want to do this? You don’t have a chance in hell of winning that bet. I’ll agree, but only because I know I can’t lose.” The acts for both judges were there watching this and stood behind their mentor. If one of them was eliminated it would be awful because not only would they be voted off the show, but would be getting messed at the same time.

Common sense would have told anyone that there was no way that any of Cheryl’s acts would be going home. There would be no way that the public could get things that wrong. Little did anyone know that Danni had somehow found out some inside information. She somehow got wind that Laura would be voted off that week. Although it didn’t make any sense X Factor was doing it for their own reasons. Danni heard about it and was going to capitalize on it big time. She was going to set her rival up in a major way. It was going to be amazing. The other contestants did not mind the idea of embarrassing Laura either, so it was going to work out for everyone. The best part of was that Danni was able to get Cheryl to agree, because Cheryl knew that there was no way under normal circumstances that Laura would be eliminated at this point in the competition. However, that was exactly what was about to happen on this night.



The show went on as normal. All of the judges joined their acts on stage as the results of the nation wide vote was announced. One by one all of the acts were told that they were safe. When there was three left, it was noted that Laura and Ruth were in the last three, so at least one would be in the bottom three. Cheryl was still not overly concerned. Finally, however, it was the moment of truth. The host announced who was safe. Cheryl’s eyes widened as it was announced that the bottom two were Ruth and Laura. Cheryl could not believe it. The sing off went ahead. Cheryl still new that Laura was much better than Ruth, but was now starting to become really nervous. How could Laura be in the bottom two? Could she really lose? Maybe it was possible. It would be up to the judges now, surely Simon and Louis would see sense.

The host then turned the attention over the judges. Cheryl could not believe it when Simon voted for Laura to be eliminated. She turned and looked at him as if to say, what are you doing? Danni and Cheryl, of course voted to send the other one’s act home. It all came down to Louis’ vote. "Both have a lot more to give I loved their second songs more than their first. I have to pick someone who has the most fight left in her". The person I'm sending home tonight - regrettably - is Laura".



Cheryl could not believe her ears. No one in the crowd could believe what had just happened either. It seemed very unfair. It ran through Cheryl’s mind that there could be something funny going on, but she could not say anything of course, because she worked for the show. She could not say that she thought that the vote had been a set up. Laura’s VT package was shown as Cheryl was brought up onto stage. Danni and Ruth laughed and celebrated, cackling with laughter. Danni and Ruth truly hated Cheryl and Laura. They were insanely jealous of the younger, more attractive pair of women that they had been competing against. The host picked up the microphone and said,” What everyone doesn’t know is that we have a special surprise in store for everyone this evening. It turns out there was a little side bet this evening. Cheryl and Danni made a bet on tonight’s results. Obviously Cheryl lost. As a result, Cheryl and Laura will have to pay the consequences. That means Danni and Ruth are going to get to gunge them in front of us all.” The crowd’s annoyance turned instantly into celebrations and laughter. Charyl stared daggers into Danni.

Danni had literally fantasized about doing this to Cheryl for a long time. Pouring mess on Cheryl Cole was something that she had literally imagined doing for years and now she was going to get the chance. Ruth was very jealous of Laura as well. She knew that Alexandra, Diana and Laura were all much better than she was as well as being better looking. She was a mean spirited spiteful person whereas Laura was a much sweeter, softer person. If one thing was very clear, it was that the two would not be having any sense of guilt or pity on their rivals. Cheryl knew how Danni felt about her and it was going to make what was about to happen to her even worse. There may not have been any one in the world who wanted to gunge someone as much as Danni wanted to gunge Cheryl. Cheryl and Laura were really going to be getting it in the worst way.



When the vt was over, the microphone was given to Danni. She pointed, laughed and teased Cheryl. “This is going to be the best time ever. We are going to enjoy every single second of this. They really deserve this. You two are going to look great. Sorry Cheryl. It’s going to be gunge time.” “Sorry Laura,” Ruth chimed in sarcastically. Cheryl could not even bring herself to comment. Two chairs were dragged out onto the stage next to each other. “Take a seat Cheryl, make yourself comfortable. It’s going to be a long evening, I have a feeling,” Danni said,” Imagine buckets of messy slop all over you Cheryl. I am going to nail you.” Cheryl shook her head in disbelief. “You, bitch,” she muttered under her breath. Cheryl and Laura, reluctantly took their seats. Danni and Ruth shook hands and celebrated more. They were loving every single second. Cheryl really could not believe that this was about to happen to her at the hands of Danni no less. “This is horrendous,” Cheryl muttered. She knew that she had no way out now.



Cheryl and Laura now sat in their seats as Danni and Ruth now grabbed buckets. The crowd was now at a fever pitch. Although they knew that Laura being eliminated was wrong, seeing these two beautiful women covered in slop was something they could not help but want to see happen. Laura sat stone faced. Cheryl started to beg Danni. Danni delighted in this, eating up every second of Cheryl’s grovelling. Of course it would be to no avail as nothing would stop Danni from doing this to Cheryl. “Beg, Cheryl,” Danni said,” I want to hear you beg.” Cheryl flashed an angry look at Danni. “Please, Danni,” Cheryl muttered. “What was that Cheryl?” “Please, Danni. Have mercy on me.” Danni just pointed and laughed at her. Ruth laughed at Laura as she begged on her own accord. Cheryl could not believe that no one was saying or doing anything in her defence. Everyone, including her fellow judges and even her acts seemed to be enjoying what was happening a great deal.



Ruth and Danni then went over and picked up one bucket each to start off with. They looked down into the buckets and laughed together. “Oh yeah,” they said. They walked up behind Laura and Cheryl and paused. They stood for a second as the entire arena celebrated and awaited the moment that was about to happen. Cheryl and Laura braced themselves. They squinted and readied themselves for what was about to happen.



Danni and Ruth raised the buckets. They did not tell anyone what they held, so it would be a surprise when they were poured. “Here is comes,” Danni shouted. Cheryl screwed up her face, closing her eyes tightly as she awaited the inevitable. The buckets were lifted high in the air. When the buckets were poured, it was obvious that they contained a great deal of very brown, lumpy gravy. Danni and Ruth lifted and then poured in unison. The gravy seemed to hang in mid air for a second before falling and hitting Cheryl and Laura on the tops of their heads. Cheryl tried desperately to keep her eyes closed as Danni dumped the gravy on her. It poured over her face like a brown shower. It was thick and lumpy as it slithered down Cheryl and Laura’s faces. The brown mess poured down Cheryl’s tanned face. The gravy made its way down Laura and Cheryl’s bodies. Cheryl could feel the gravy everywhere. Danni poured and poured. The gravy covered her bare legs, dripping down her body. Laura gave a dejected look as she shivered as the gravy was poured down her back. He gorgeous thick dark hair now laced in gravy. The gravy slowly engulfed all of the curves and lines in Laura’s face, dripping down her distinctive facial features. Laura could not help but laughing. The feeling of the gravy all over her body felt strange, but vaguely pleasurable. Ruth and Danni were really taking their time. They were enjoying what they were doing immensely. When their buckets were empty what sat before them were two fake tanned young women dripping in lumpy gravy. Cheryl’s mouth was agape. She looked dejected. Laura and Cheryl turned and looked at each other. They sat side by side dripping in gravy from head to toe. As gross and as embarrassing as what had happened to them already had been, they knew that it was only the beginning.



The next buckets that Ruth and Danni grabbed contained burger sauce. The burger sauce was in the large industrial sized containers that large restaurants might use. It was bright orange and very soft and smooth. “I hope you like burgers,” Danni said. Danni and Ruth raised their containers at once. They then started to pour the burger sauce in thick orange lines down the sides of Cheryl and Laura’s faces. They poured it all over their cheeks, all over Cheryl’s dimples. Then over their noses and up their foreheads. They then poured more of the tops of their heads. Cheryl and Laura actually started laughing now as the burger sauce was poured over them. It began to completely cover their heads and fall down their bodies. They took their times directing the burger sauce all over their opponents. Laura squealed as she felt the burger sauce pour down her neck and back. Danni decorated Cheryl’s shoulders, breasts and arms in the burger sauce. Laura could feel the burger sauce on her backside as she wiggled her bottom in her seat. Danni poured more all over Cheryl’s bare legs. She uncrossed her legs, causing some of the burger sauce to fall off of her.

The next buckets that Ruth and Danni grabbed were filled to the top with slurry of all things. “Slurry,” Danni shouted. “Slurry?!?,” Cheryl said incredulously in her Geordie accent. “It smells like shit,” Cheryl said under her breath. “Now you will know what it is like for us when you are constantly breaking wind under the desk during the show,” Danni said. Cheryl glared at her. Ruth held her bucket under Laura’s nose and let her look. “All for you.” she said in a childish voice. The crowd started to chant slurry as Ruth and Danni raised their buckets. Danni and Ruth shook the buckets around before they started to pour. Cheryl grimaced. Laura gave a disgusted look as the thick brownish slop slowly began to make it’s way down her face. Cheryl and Laura gagged, almost in unison as the stench of the slurry covered them. Danni and Ruth moved the buckets back and forth, generously spreading the mess over their opponents. Laura stuck her face out and laughed as slurry dripped down her nose and face.



Danni and Ruth then returned to the table. The next thing that they grabbed was two dog dishes with the words Fido and Rover written on them. They, of course, contained heaped portions of dog food. They brought the bowls over to Laura and Cheryl. They laughed and joked and teased them with the dog bowls. Cheryl’s eyes widened. “Yummy, yummy, Cheryl. Dog food. It’s going to be good. Come on Cheryl, bark,” Danni said. Cheryl looked as her annoyed. “Come on,” she said. “Woof, woof,” she said. The entire audience erupted in laughter. Ruth teased Laura as well. Danni and Ruth then grabbed Cheryl and Laura by the backs of the heads and thrust the dog dishes into their faces. They twisted them round and round. They then let go of the bowls. Cheryl’s mouth was filled with dog food. She opened her mouth and spit it out. It fell and landed on her legs. Dog food stuck all over Cheryl and Laura.

“It’s time to take out the trash,” Danni said. Danni and Ruth went backstage and emerged with two garbage bags from catering. The bags were filled with discarded food from before the show was taped. The bags were filled with rice, fish, macaroni, ham and sausage. Ruth and Danni pulled the garbage bags open. The raised them. They took one hand on the end and steadied the bottom with the other. They poured the collections of food waste all over Cheryl and Laura. Tons of bits of the disgusting food rained over Cheryl and Laura. Laura and Cheryl held their noses as the garbage fell on them. The masses of half eaten food stuck to their hair, faces and bodies. Danni and Ruth then threw the rest straight at Cheryl and Laura.

Danni and Ruth now celebrated. Laura and Cheryl sat, trying to scrape some of the excess slop from their hair and faces. Cheryl was then asked how she felt. “This is disgusting,” she said,” I can’t believe this. I’m covered in garbage. This is so embarrassing. It is unbelievable.” Laura was then asked. She smiled sarcastically, wiping a bit of ham from her forehead. “I certainly got a special exit didn’t I?”



Danni and Ruth then returned with two pieces of paper. They walked over to Cheryl and Laura and placed them on them. They turned away, revealing that the papers said “LOSER” in block capitals. Cheryl just shook her head in disgust.