Keeley Hawes vs. Gabby Logan Results
“This week on Let Her Have it we have a very interesting vote. Someone is going to get trashed but who will it be. Welcome to let her have it,” a voice over said. The crowd cheered and Mr. G. entered. He bowed and waived to the crowd as they cheered and the music ended.
“Who wants to see some mess,” he said. The crowd erupted in cheers. “Today we have two very attractive women up for the vote, let’s introduce them. Today we have Keeley Hawes and Gabby Logan. Two familiar faces on British television. Both ladies are looking very sexy today but one will get very messy today. Let’s here it for them.”
Gabby and Keeley entered. Gabby wore a high yet short black skirt and a green top. Keeley wore a bright purple skirt and a black skirt. Both waived and smiled nervously as they entered and took their places. Both were looking very good and very nervous as the prospect of what was about to happen to them. Keeley’s smile didn’t last long. Her face became very serious. Gabby kept her smile , but it was nervous smile. Both were very aware that the vote had been very close and that it could very easily be either one of them who would end up covered in mess.
“So, today,” Mr. G. said, “ We have Keeley and Gabby. I won’t lie. It is going to be very embarrassing for one of these ladies. It is going to be delicious. Someone is going to be a complete mess and someone is going to get to have the pleasure of administering that mess. So Gabby let’s hear from you first.”
“Well, I must say, the prospect of being the person who will be covered in disgusting mess does not really appeal to me at all. I do know Keeley, nothing against her, but I will be rooting for her to be the one who gets trashed. I have to say I will love doing it to her. I will take some pleasure in her embarrassment I have to say. I just hope it’s not me. Messy food and slop all over my body. Yuck, I wouldn’t enjoy that at all. Although I am sure that a lot of the male sportscasters I work with would probably enjoy seeing it a lot. I am sure they have wanted to do something like that to me for some time.”
“And Keeley, what about you?,” Mr. G. said. “Well, I don’t want to be the one who ends up covered from head to toe in mess, I will say that first of all. It would be incredibly embarrassing. Ghastly disgusting food all over me, all over my body. It’s not exactly my idea of a great afternoon. I don’t know what the makeup and hair advert people will make of it. I know the vote was close , so there is at least a 50/50 chance that I will be the messy one. I am sure there are people that would love it. Keeley Hawes covered in leftovers. I am sure people out there would love it. I would be interested in seeing what Gabby would like covered in mess though. I promise I will not take it easy on her. If it is her in the hot seat.”
“Ok then, Lets get someone sloppy,” Mr. G. said. “ Time for our results. The results were incredibly close. Only a few votes separated the two. The lead changed several times. In the end though we have a winner.” Keeley grimaced, crossed her fingers and clenched her eyes shut. Gabby stared straight ahead. Then looked at her feet. She bit her lip. The tension was palpable. Both were sweating. The anticipation built as they were left hanging. “Our winner. The woman who will end the evening dripping in mess will be… the one and only….Keeley Hawes!” The crowd cheered and roared with laughter. Keeley’s mouth fell wide open. Her eyes widened like saucers. Gabby smiled and laughed. She pointed towards Keeley and rubbed her hands together.
Keeley, still with mouth open was walked over to the hot seat where she sexily sat down, She lowered her bottom and crossed her legs and arms. Gabby danced over the trolley that held all the mess. The crowd chanted ,”Slop, slop, slop.” Keeley started turning red. She covered her face with her hands, totally embarrassed as well. Gabby mouthed,” I’m going to love this.” Keeley moved her legs up and down and she stroked them, straightening her skirt and pulling it up slightly, awaiting what was about to happen to her. Gabby looked over the buckets she smiled slyly. She realized how messy Keeley was about to get..
“So, Gabby do you have any qualms or reservations about doing this,” Mr. G. asked. “Are you kidding,” Gabby replied, “ I am going to thoroughly enjoy every minute of this. She would love to be the one doing it to me. I am going to have no mercy on Keeley. I can’t wait to see what she is going to look like covered in slop.” Keeley laughed. “What do you have to say to that , Keeley?,” Mr. G. asked. “I think I should be the one doing it to her. “ She made eyes at mr. G. “You know, I would do just about anything to get out of this. Just kidding ,” she said. “I’m going to have to grin and bare it I’m afraid. This is going to be so embarrassing, I can tell you.” “So, Gabby, we have finally come to the moment we have all been waiting for. We are all dying to se this, so when you’re ready, Let her have it,” Mr. G. said.
The first thing that gabby went for was three trifles. They were large and filled with layers of cake, jello, custard and whipped cream. She brought them over and put them onto the floor next to Keeley. Keeley scrunched up her nose and laughed when she saw them. Gabby grabbed the first one. She lifted it up and slowly put it in Keeley’s face rubbing it around a bit. Keeley closed her eyes and grimaced as she felt the heavy trifle headed for her face. She felt in her face for a time. Not all of the trifle smashed on her face. Gabby raised the trifle onto the top of Keeley’s head. She slapped the top of the bowl and the contents of the trifle that had been stuck to the bowl all fell out onto Keeley’s head. For a second the trifle stayed in it’s shape on Keeley’s head. She appeared to be wearing a hat made of trifle. Her face covered in cream and some custard. In a second the trifle collapsed and sent custard, cream, jello and cake all mixed together cascading down Keeley’s face. Some fell down her body. Keeley’s face was now covered in a mixture of all of the trifle ingredients. It was covered now in custard and cream but looked a bit read from the jello that stuck to it.
Gabby then decided that she was going to get creative. She kneeled down and grabbed the second trifle. Keeley wondered what she had in store for her, but she knew it could be nothing good. Gabby took a handful of the trifle and rubbed it all over Keeley’s bare leg. Keeley squealed. She took two more handfuls and massaged the trifle up and down Keeley’s leg. Up her thigh now. She two more handfuls and did the same to Keeley’s other leg, leaving Keeley’s bare legs smeared in a mixture of trifle. Keeley laughed and moaned. Gabby then took the remainder of the second trifle and shoved them up Keeley’s skirt. Gabby pushed the rest of the trifle up Keeley’s skirt leaving Keeley smeared in trifle from the waste down,
Gabby then walked over to Keeley smiling. Keeley looked confused as to what Gabby would do to her next. She closed her eyes. Gabby then came closer. In a second she ripped Keeley’s shirt open, sending buttons flying everywhere, revealing a plain white supportive bra. The crowd was actually silenced at this. Gabby now to handfuls of the third trifle. She now massaged and smeared the trifle onto Keeley’s bra and breasts. Keeley did not particularly like Gabby’s hands on her body in that way but she could not protest. Gabby then rubbed trifle onto Keeley’s stomach and onto her back. Keeley shivered at her touch and the coldness of the trifle against her nearly bare back. Her shirt still hanging off her. Keeley was now completely covered in trifle. She crossed her legs again and adjusted her skirt. She sat staring blankly ahead waiting for what was going to come next.
Gabby walked over to the table and returned with a large bucket. In a funny Italian accent Gabby said, “Fettuccini Alfredo” Keeley looked at her cross eyed. Gabby sauntered over to Keeley with the filthy bucket. Keeley closed her eyes and awaited her fait. Gabby lifted the heavy bucket and began to pour. In a second the thick, flat long noodles in a disgusting white sauce began to slowly pour down onto Keeley. When the spaghetti hit Keeley the crowd erupted in laughter. The contents of the bucket were completely disgusting. Gabby was taking great pleasure as she dumped the disgusting food all of Keeley. Keeley just shut her eyes and let it happen. The noodles poured over Keeley’s head and hair. They fell all down her face leaving sauce and noodle behind as they went. Her hair now soaked in alfredo sauce. It poured over Keeley’s back and chest. Down her skirt and legs, covering her all over. The mess smelled revolting, causing Keeley to gag a little. She recoiled at the feeling of the slimy pasta that now covered most of her body. The flow of the mess pulled her hanging shirt right off of her. When the flow stopped, Keeley lowered her head and flipped her hair backwards, in an attempt to remove some of the pasta. She cleared her eyes and gave a sarcastic laugh. She tried to remove some of the noodles that were stuck to her face. She then gave an incredibly sarcastic looking smile as if to say, “This is just lovely.”
Gabby now went to the trolley to grab the final item of the evening. The last item was a large amount of turkey gravy. It was thick and lumpy. It had a light brown colour to it. It was contained in several large gravy boats. Gabby was pleased about this because it would allow her a large measure of control over the flow of gravy over Keeley. She returned to Keeley, already a complete mess, with the first gravy boat. She stood next to her not giving her an idea of where she was going to pour the gravy first. Keeley closed her eyes tightly again. Gabby started pouring the gravy directly onto Keeley’s face. Slwoly leaving the brown gravy pouring down Keeley.s nose and mouth. It streaked down the front of her face. It then poured down her cheeks and chin, covering her face in gravy completely. The gravy then engulfed the rest of her head as she came up for air. Gabby then poured gravy down Keeley’s right arm and then the left. Then straight down between her breasts. The gravy trickled down her stomach. Then Gabby poured more onto Keeley’s breasts, soaking her bra. Gabby was now relishing pouring the gravy on the beautiful woman’s body below. She then poured the gravy sensually down Keeley’s neck and shoulders. She then tipped more down the small of Keeley’s back. Straight down the length of her back. Keeley bent forward a bit and shuddered as the gravy poured down her back. Gravity pulled it downward and sent some down her skirt and onto her underwear below. Gabby then poured gravy onto Keeleys bare feet and ankles, up her bare calves and onto her thighs. Keeley’s legs were still crossed. The brown gravy looking very good on Keeley’s already messy bare skin. Gabby then poured more gravy onto Keeley’s skirt, soaking it. Finally as Keeley looked up, thinking that it was all over, Gabby tipped the last of the gravy directly onto her face. She gasped. The final bit of gravy was the thick congealed bit at the bottom. It fell right onto Keeley’s face. She jerked her head back and then tried to remove what she could from her face.
Gabby now celebrated. Laughing and enjoying herself. Keeley sat in the hot seat, half naked, covered from head to toe in all manner of mess. She was a sight to behold. Below the hot seat was a of the run off that had poured off of Keeley. Gabby decided that she would take one of the buckets, and with her hands, fill it with the all of the mess that covered the floor. She scooped this up with her hands, filling up the bucket with a conglomeration of the collected mess. She then, of course, took the bucket and dumped it all over Keeley’s head. Keeley held her breath and the strange conglomeration poured onto her, as if she wasn’t messy enough already.
When it was over Mr. G. went over to Gabby to speak with her. “Gabby, you looked like you were really enjoying that,” he said. “Was it that obvious,” Gabby joked,” Sorry, Keeley, but that was the most fun I’ve had in ages. I think it is a good way to release some tension. Some people punch a boxing bag, maybe pouring messy food onto someone would be a good way to do that as well. It could replace violence. Instead of fighting or starting a war or hurting someone, just pour a bucket of gravy over their head. In all seriousness, Keeley was such a good sport bless her, but I just couldn’t resist messing her up. The more I did it, the more I enjoyed it. I hope they got lost of pictures.”
“So, Keeley,” Mr. G. said, “Gabby really enjoyed that. I would guess that you did not enjoy it quite as much as she did.” “You could say that,” Keeley said,” That was probably one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. The fact that Gabby was enjoying it so much didn’t help either. I can’t say I blame her though. I would have loved to have been on the other end of it. That’s just the way it goes. I would love to get my own back on her though. That’s for sure. I don’t look forward to going into work on Monday though. I am going to get teased mercilessly, I can assure you. The whole country is watching as well. I am sure hundreds of people are out there recording this broadcast and watching it back. Can I have a copy. I always feel that the best way to deal with a situation like this is to embrace it rather than run away from it. I wonder if there is a support group. Hello, I’m Keeley Hawes and I just had fettuccini alfredo poured on my head. Hahaha. I seriously need a long hot shower. You don’t understand what it feels like to be this messy,” Keeley said.
“Let’s hear it for Keeley, ladies and gentlemen. She really was a very good sport. She put herself in a very embarrassing position for our amusement. Anyway we will see you all next time on Let her have it.”
Keeley and Gabby were shown as the show went off the air. Keeley saying something to Gabby like, I’m going to get you for this. Then slow motion replays were shown of the key moments in Keeley’s messing.
“This week on Let Her Have it we have a very interesting vote. Someone is going to get trashed but who will it be. Welcome to let her have it,” a voice over said. The crowd cheered and Mr. G. entered. He bowed and waived to the crowd as they cheered and the music ended.
“Who wants to see some mess,” he said. The crowd erupted in cheers. “Today we have two very attractive women up for the vote, let’s introduce them. Today we have Keeley Hawes and Gabby Logan. Two familiar faces on British television. Both ladies are looking very sexy today but one will get very messy today. Let’s here it for them.”
Gabby and Keeley entered. Gabby wore a high yet short black skirt and a green top. Keeley wore a bright purple skirt and a black skirt. Both waived and smiled nervously as they entered and took their places. Both were looking very good and very nervous as the prospect of what was about to happen to them. Keeley’s smile didn’t last long. Her face became very serious. Gabby kept her smile , but it was nervous smile. Both were very aware that the vote had been very close and that it could very easily be either one of them who would end up covered in mess.
“So, today,” Mr. G. said, “ We have Keeley and Gabby. I won’t lie. It is going to be very embarrassing for one of these ladies. It is going to be delicious. Someone is going to be a complete mess and someone is going to get to have the pleasure of administering that mess. So Gabby let’s hear from you first.”
“Well, I must say, the prospect of being the person who will be covered in disgusting mess does not really appeal to me at all. I do know Keeley, nothing against her, but I will be rooting for her to be the one who gets trashed. I have to say I will love doing it to her. I will take some pleasure in her embarrassment I have to say. I just hope it’s not me. Messy food and slop all over my body. Yuck, I wouldn’t enjoy that at all. Although I am sure that a lot of the male sportscasters I work with would probably enjoy seeing it a lot. I am sure they have wanted to do something like that to me for some time.”
“And Keeley, what about you?,” Mr. G. said. “Well, I don’t want to be the one who ends up covered from head to toe in mess, I will say that first of all. It would be incredibly embarrassing. Ghastly disgusting food all over me, all over my body. It’s not exactly my idea of a great afternoon. I don’t know what the makeup and hair advert people will make of it. I know the vote was close , so there is at least a 50/50 chance that I will be the messy one. I am sure there are people that would love it. Keeley Hawes covered in leftovers. I am sure people out there would love it. I would be interested in seeing what Gabby would like covered in mess though. I promise I will not take it easy on her. If it is her in the hot seat.”
“Ok then, Lets get someone sloppy,” Mr. G. said. “ Time for our results. The results were incredibly close. Only a few votes separated the two. The lead changed several times. In the end though we have a winner.” Keeley grimaced, crossed her fingers and clenched her eyes shut. Gabby stared straight ahead. Then looked at her feet. She bit her lip. The tension was palpable. Both were sweating. The anticipation built as they were left hanging. “Our winner. The woman who will end the evening dripping in mess will be… the one and only….Keeley Hawes!” The crowd cheered and roared with laughter. Keeley’s mouth fell wide open. Her eyes widened like saucers. Gabby smiled and laughed. She pointed towards Keeley and rubbed her hands together.
Keeley, still with mouth open was walked over to the hot seat where she sexily sat down, She lowered her bottom and crossed her legs and arms. Gabby danced over the trolley that held all the mess. The crowd chanted ,”Slop, slop, slop.” Keeley started turning red. She covered her face with her hands, totally embarrassed as well. Gabby mouthed,” I’m going to love this.” Keeley moved her legs up and down and she stroked them, straightening her skirt and pulling it up slightly, awaiting what was about to happen to her. Gabby looked over the buckets she smiled slyly. She realized how messy Keeley was about to get..
“So, Gabby do you have any qualms or reservations about doing this,” Mr. G. asked. “Are you kidding,” Gabby replied, “ I am going to thoroughly enjoy every minute of this. She would love to be the one doing it to me. I am going to have no mercy on Keeley. I can’t wait to see what she is going to look like covered in slop.” Keeley laughed. “What do you have to say to that , Keeley?,” Mr. G. asked. “I think I should be the one doing it to her. “ She made eyes at mr. G. “You know, I would do just about anything to get out of this. Just kidding ,” she said. “I’m going to have to grin and bare it I’m afraid. This is going to be so embarrassing, I can tell you.” “So, Gabby, we have finally come to the moment we have all been waiting for. We are all dying to se this, so when you’re ready, Let her have it,” Mr. G. said.
The first thing that gabby went for was three trifles. They were large and filled with layers of cake, jello, custard and whipped cream. She brought them over and put them onto the floor next to Keeley. Keeley scrunched up her nose and laughed when she saw them. Gabby grabbed the first one. She lifted it up and slowly put it in Keeley’s face rubbing it around a bit. Keeley closed her eyes and grimaced as she felt the heavy trifle headed for her face. She felt in her face for a time. Not all of the trifle smashed on her face. Gabby raised the trifle onto the top of Keeley’s head. She slapped the top of the bowl and the contents of the trifle that had been stuck to the bowl all fell out onto Keeley’s head. For a second the trifle stayed in it’s shape on Keeley’s head. She appeared to be wearing a hat made of trifle. Her face covered in cream and some custard. In a second the trifle collapsed and sent custard, cream, jello and cake all mixed together cascading down Keeley’s face. Some fell down her body. Keeley’s face was now covered in a mixture of all of the trifle ingredients. It was covered now in custard and cream but looked a bit read from the jello that stuck to it.
Gabby then decided that she was going to get creative. She kneeled down and grabbed the second trifle. Keeley wondered what she had in store for her, but she knew it could be nothing good. Gabby took a handful of the trifle and rubbed it all over Keeley’s bare leg. Keeley squealed. She took two more handfuls and massaged the trifle up and down Keeley’s leg. Up her thigh now. She two more handfuls and did the same to Keeley’s other leg, leaving Keeley’s bare legs smeared in a mixture of trifle. Keeley laughed and moaned. Gabby then took the remainder of the second trifle and shoved them up Keeley’s skirt. Gabby pushed the rest of the trifle up Keeley’s skirt leaving Keeley smeared in trifle from the waste down,
Gabby then walked over to Keeley smiling. Keeley looked confused as to what Gabby would do to her next. She closed her eyes. Gabby then came closer. In a second she ripped Keeley’s shirt open, sending buttons flying everywhere, revealing a plain white supportive bra. The crowd was actually silenced at this. Gabby now to handfuls of the third trifle. She now massaged and smeared the trifle onto Keeley’s bra and breasts. Keeley did not particularly like Gabby’s hands on her body in that way but she could not protest. Gabby then rubbed trifle onto Keeley’s stomach and onto her back. Keeley shivered at her touch and the coldness of the trifle against her nearly bare back. Her shirt still hanging off her. Keeley was now completely covered in trifle. She crossed her legs again and adjusted her skirt. She sat staring blankly ahead waiting for what was going to come next.
Gabby walked over to the table and returned with a large bucket. In a funny Italian accent Gabby said, “Fettuccini Alfredo” Keeley looked at her cross eyed. Gabby sauntered over to Keeley with the filthy bucket. Keeley closed her eyes and awaited her fait. Gabby lifted the heavy bucket and began to pour. In a second the thick, flat long noodles in a disgusting white sauce began to slowly pour down onto Keeley. When the spaghetti hit Keeley the crowd erupted in laughter. The contents of the bucket were completely disgusting. Gabby was taking great pleasure as she dumped the disgusting food all of Keeley. Keeley just shut her eyes and let it happen. The noodles poured over Keeley’s head and hair. They fell all down her face leaving sauce and noodle behind as they went. Her hair now soaked in alfredo sauce. It poured over Keeley’s back and chest. Down her skirt and legs, covering her all over. The mess smelled revolting, causing Keeley to gag a little. She recoiled at the feeling of the slimy pasta that now covered most of her body. The flow of the mess pulled her hanging shirt right off of her. When the flow stopped, Keeley lowered her head and flipped her hair backwards, in an attempt to remove some of the pasta. She cleared her eyes and gave a sarcastic laugh. She tried to remove some of the noodles that were stuck to her face. She then gave an incredibly sarcastic looking smile as if to say, “This is just lovely.”
Gabby now went to the trolley to grab the final item of the evening. The last item was a large amount of turkey gravy. It was thick and lumpy. It had a light brown colour to it. It was contained in several large gravy boats. Gabby was pleased about this because it would allow her a large measure of control over the flow of gravy over Keeley. She returned to Keeley, already a complete mess, with the first gravy boat. She stood next to her not giving her an idea of where she was going to pour the gravy first. Keeley closed her eyes tightly again. Gabby started pouring the gravy directly onto Keeley’s face. Slwoly leaving the brown gravy pouring down Keeley.s nose and mouth. It streaked down the front of her face. It then poured down her cheeks and chin, covering her face in gravy completely. The gravy then engulfed the rest of her head as she came up for air. Gabby then poured gravy down Keeley’s right arm and then the left. Then straight down between her breasts. The gravy trickled down her stomach. Then Gabby poured more onto Keeley’s breasts, soaking her bra. Gabby was now relishing pouring the gravy on the beautiful woman’s body below. She then poured the gravy sensually down Keeley’s neck and shoulders. She then tipped more down the small of Keeley’s back. Straight down the length of her back. Keeley bent forward a bit and shuddered as the gravy poured down her back. Gravity pulled it downward and sent some down her skirt and onto her underwear below. Gabby then poured gravy onto Keeleys bare feet and ankles, up her bare calves and onto her thighs. Keeley’s legs were still crossed. The brown gravy looking very good on Keeley’s already messy bare skin. Gabby then poured more gravy onto Keeley’s skirt, soaking it. Finally as Keeley looked up, thinking that it was all over, Gabby tipped the last of the gravy directly onto her face. She gasped. The final bit of gravy was the thick congealed bit at the bottom. It fell right onto Keeley’s face. She jerked her head back and then tried to remove what she could from her face.
Gabby now celebrated. Laughing and enjoying herself. Keeley sat in the hot seat, half naked, covered from head to toe in all manner of mess. She was a sight to behold. Below the hot seat was a of the run off that had poured off of Keeley. Gabby decided that she would take one of the buckets, and with her hands, fill it with the all of the mess that covered the floor. She scooped this up with her hands, filling up the bucket with a conglomeration of the collected mess. She then, of course, took the bucket and dumped it all over Keeley’s head. Keeley held her breath and the strange conglomeration poured onto her, as if she wasn’t messy enough already.
When it was over Mr. G. went over to Gabby to speak with her. “Gabby, you looked like you were really enjoying that,” he said. “Was it that obvious,” Gabby joked,” Sorry, Keeley, but that was the most fun I’ve had in ages. I think it is a good way to release some tension. Some people punch a boxing bag, maybe pouring messy food onto someone would be a good way to do that as well. It could replace violence. Instead of fighting or starting a war or hurting someone, just pour a bucket of gravy over their head. In all seriousness, Keeley was such a good sport bless her, but I just couldn’t resist messing her up. The more I did it, the more I enjoyed it. I hope they got lost of pictures.”
“So, Keeley,” Mr. G. said, “Gabby really enjoyed that. I would guess that you did not enjoy it quite as much as she did.” “You could say that,” Keeley said,” That was probably one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. The fact that Gabby was enjoying it so much didn’t help either. I can’t say I blame her though. I would have loved to have been on the other end of it. That’s just the way it goes. I would love to get my own back on her though. That’s for sure. I don’t look forward to going into work on Monday though. I am going to get teased mercilessly, I can assure you. The whole country is watching as well. I am sure hundreds of people are out there recording this broadcast and watching it back. Can I have a copy. I always feel that the best way to deal with a situation like this is to embrace it rather than run away from it. I wonder if there is a support group. Hello, I’m Keeley Hawes and I just had fettuccini alfredo poured on my head. Hahaha. I seriously need a long hot shower. You don’t understand what it feels like to be this messy,” Keeley said.
“Let’s hear it for Keeley, ladies and gentlemen. She really was a very good sport. She put herself in a very embarrassing position for our amusement. Anyway we will see you all next time on Let her have it.”
Keeley and Gabby were shown as the show went off the air. Keeley saying something to Gabby like, I’m going to get you for this. Then slow motion replays were shown of the key moments in Keeley’s messing.
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