Hi everyone. Below is the individual story for Michelle Keegan. That is teh third in the series of individual stories for the Coronation Street/Hollyoaks polls. That leaves Emma Rigby, Ashley Davies, Louis Batley,Jenny Platt and Nikki Sanderson to come. I hope everyone enjoys it.
Michelle Keegan
Michelle Keegan had won several awards for being the most attractive female in British soaps. Although she was a nice person, generally, and tried her best not to let this recognition change her, it was inevitable that it would have some kind of impact upon her. Michelle’s co stars were the ones who noticed it the most. Perhaps her fame had not changed her, but her colleagues certainly thought that it had. In their minds, she had become self absorbed and began to think that she was something special. As a result, a special surprise was arranged for the young lady who plays Tina McIntyre on Coronation Street. All of the cast members worked together to set Michelle up. They all still liked her a great deal, but they came up with a plan that would put her back into her place. They were going to teach her a lesson in humility.
The set up was simple, but Michelle never expected anything, perhaps for this very reason. Michelle given a special script that contained a fake scene for her to act. Little did she know that the way the scene was to end was very different from what was in the script. The basic set up for the scene was that Michelle’s character, Tina and Tracey Barlow were meant to be having a discussion about shifts in the rovers. The scene was meant to take place in Roy’s Rolls. They were meant to disagree and Tracey was meant to stand up and walk out. Little did Michelle know that the way things were really going to happen was slightly different. Tina and Tracey were sitting opposite of one another at a table. Placed on the table behind Tracey was a gigantic bowl of spaghetti. Michelle had no idea that it had been placed there. When the moment arrived, Kate Ford, who played Tracey would grab the bowl and then the situation would unfold. Some of the other actors would come in, playing their characters and get a chance to serve up some poetic justice to the most attractive female in soaps. It was the prefect setup. The only thing that they had to consider was keeping all of the extra food hidden so Michelle would not see it and suspect anything.
The scene was all set Michelle and Kate were seated across from one another and they began to act out the scene in character . Michelle had her hair back in a ponytail the way she almost always did. She wore a tight purple t shirt and a pair of cargo pants. “I have to have Saturday off,” Tracey said. “That’s not fair. I booked Saturday off weeks ago. I have made plans. You can’t do this,” Tina said. “I think that you’ll find that I can and will. You’ll just have to cancel your plans.” Tina crossed her arms and flared her nostrils. “You can’t do this.” “You have a lot of nerve. You should be happy that you have a job. You don’t have any control I do. I can do whatever I like to you. Including…this.” Those last two words were not in Michelle’s copy of the script. It made her wonder. Kate quickly turned around, before Michelle had a chance to even react, Kate grabbed the bowl of spaghetti and poured it over Michelle’s head. Her mouth fell open and she gasped. Kate removed the bowl leaving a pile of soggy leftover spaghetti on the top of Michelle’s head. “Oh my god,” she said, half laughing and half in shock. She crossed her arms and just sat there in disbelief. She did not even attempt to remove any of the spaghetti from her head. Her nostrils flared. The pile of spaghetti stuck to the top of Michelle’s head and dripped down her face. One lump fell from her face down onto her breasts. Her mouth was left wide open for what seemed like minutes. She shook her head in anger. Her eyes looking up, she licked her upper lip. Kate waived to her as she exited,“ Toodle lu, Tina,“ she said sarcastically. She could hear the rest of her colleagues snickering at her behind her back. “Very, funny,” she said,” Was everyone in on this?”
With that Rita came in. She had her hands behind her back. Michelle still had no idea what was happening. “Hi love. Sorry, Tina, but this is a message about how folk around here feel about the way you have been acting.” Michelle’s eyes widened. The older lady quickly produced the pie that she was carrying behind her back and, again before Michelle could even react, she thrust the pie straight into her younger co star’s sexy face. Michelle screamed as the pie was smashed directly into her face. Rita pulled away quickly, revealing Michelle’s face coated in creamy white pie. The creamy white contrasted with reds and oranges of the spaghetti. Michelle cleared her eyes and licked some of the pie from her lips. She tried to remove some of the blobs of the cream from her beautiful face. She tried to scrape some of the pie from her face. She blushed and gave a wry smile. She was turning red with anger and embarrassment underneath the mess that covered her face. The white cream looked amazing all over the fake tan that Michelle usually wore. Rita moved her arms up and down in celebration. “Sorry, honey,” she said. “That was great” “No problem, don’t mention it,” Michelle said,” Be my guest. I guess everyone has just been waiting for the chance to pie me. Great!”
She wondered who would be next. She had a feeling that there would be a parade of her colleagues who would be wanting to get a chance to pour mess on her. They would be lining up. The next person that approached was the actor who played David Platt. “Oh no,” she thought. She had worked with him for a long time. He was the first actor she worked with when she started on Coronation Street. They were friends but he always used to play pranks on her. She knew that he would be loving this. He walked in carrying a bucket of baked beans. “Hi there, Tina. You look full of beans today,” he said. She flared her nostrils, stuck her neck out and shook her head as she replied,” Gee, thanks, David.” “Well, you are now,” he said. He raised the bucket over Michelle and quickly emptied the baked beans over her head. She crossed her arms and closed her eyes. She shivered and grimaced as she felt the cold beans trickling down her head and face. She felt it down her beautiful sexy neck. Everyone celebrated as disgusting baked beans slowly made there way down Michelle Keegan. They poured down her nose and the sides of her face, bathing her in beans. She felt the slimy beans ooze down her neck. They fell all over her body, staining her shirt and collecting on her breasts. The food began to fall down into her lap and legs. In a second, Michelle Keegan sat in the middle of Roy’s Rolls with tons of baked beans dripping down her face. Beans stuck all over her. The red bean sauce looked amazing on her tanned skin. When she flared her nostrils this time, a few beans blew from her nose and mouth. She stuck her tongue out the top of her mouth. Her sexy face dripping in baked beans was one of the sexier sights that anyone had ever seen. She was already bathed in slop, but she knew that there would be more coming for her.
The next person to approach her was the actress who plays Xin, her love rival on Coronation Street. Of course, in real life there was no issues between the two, but on the show Xin had stolen Tina’s boyfriend. Xin walked into Roy’s Rolls. “Looking good Tina,” she said,” Just so you know I have your boyfriend now. He picked me over you because you are not the woman that I am. You deserve to be dumped.” “No, Xin, what are you going to do to me?,” Tina said, with half a laugh and half a grimace. “I am going to do.. This,” Xin replied. “I know you used to love the Chinese food at the restaurant that I used to work at, so I have gone out of my way to get you some, on the house.” “Chinese huh?,” Tina said, “Oooo.kkkkay,” she said sarcastically. Xin had in her hand some Chinese containers filled with food. She grabbed the first and quickly tipped it onto Tina’s head. It was full of egg fried rice. It fell in a carton shaped lump onto the top of Tina’s head before collapsing, sending rice and egg all over Tina. It stuck everywhere. The largest clump stuck to the top of her head. Xin then emptied the second container which contained sweet and sour chicken over Tina. It came out of the carton in a viscous goo. It started slowly poured over Tina. Bits of chicken, vegetables and pineapple oozed from the box, all congealed in a thick syrupy lick sweet and sour sauce. The bits made their way down her hair and over her face. More poured on her shoulders and back, unevenly soaking her in viscous slime. The last container held chow mein. Xin grabbed it and quickly tipped the saucy noodles on top of Tina. In a second, Tina was dripping with long strands of noodles. They dangled from her head in every direction. “I hope you liked the buffet, Tina,” Xin said as she happily trotted away.
The last person to come in was the actor who played her ex boyfriend Graeme on Coronation Street. He walked in gingerly, pointing and laughing at her. She couldn’t help but laugh as well. “What are you laughing at,” she said,” I look ridiculous. This food they chose is truly gross. It must have gone off weeks ago. So, “Graeme” what exactly do you have planned for me then?,” she asked, in character. “Just to say, that we all still love you, but we all thought we would teach you a lesson to remember where you came from.” “Lesson, learned,” she laughed, wiping some chow mein from her fringe. “So finally, what I have for you, I am afraid is mushy peas.” She nodded her head,” Mushy peas, my dream come true. I always say, you can never have enough mushy peas,” she joked,” Just get it over with,” she laughed. Graeme stood behind her and tipped the bucket over. The thick, lime green glop hit her on the ponytail. She winced as it hit her. He then moved the bucket forward, slowly pouring it over the top of her head and hair, then down her cheeks. He then poured it over the front of her face. She cringed and closed her eyes as the bright green glop made it’s way over her face. It poured down her neck and over her breasts. He moved it forward, making sure to get some onto her legs and stomach. He moved it back as she leant forward and poured more onto her back. More fell down her back and into the back of her trousers, all over the thong that lay within. She could feel mushy peas everywhere. It was heavy and thick. It weighed her clothes down. She nearly choked as she breathed out. As the final bit fell on her, she took her hand and wiped across her eyes. She now looked like a pile of green mashed potatoes. Graeme then took a sign that read, sexiest women on British soap and placed it around Michelle’s neck.
The whole cast and crew gathered around and gave her a cheer. “We’re sorry,” they said. “I am going to kill you lot,” she shouted. The veins in her neck popping out and her nostrils flaring. “I’ve never looked sexier I don’t think.” She stood up and tried to shake some of the excess mess from herself. Noodles fell everywhere. She shook her head, dislodging some mushy peas from her ear. She laughed, putting her hands in front of her. “I can’t believe this,” she said,” You certainly got me. Fair enough I suppose. The cameras weren’t rolling were they?” “They still are,” someone said. Her eyes widened, “Nooo,” she whinged. She swung her hand, throwing some slop towards the camera. She moved her hands down her legs, cleaning some more of the mess off. “I need a shower!” she shouted.
Michelle Keegan
Michelle Keegan had won several awards for being the most attractive female in British soaps. Although she was a nice person, generally, and tried her best not to let this recognition change her, it was inevitable that it would have some kind of impact upon her. Michelle’s co stars were the ones who noticed it the most. Perhaps her fame had not changed her, but her colleagues certainly thought that it had. In their minds, she had become self absorbed and began to think that she was something special. As a result, a special surprise was arranged for the young lady who plays Tina McIntyre on Coronation Street. All of the cast members worked together to set Michelle up. They all still liked her a great deal, but they came up with a plan that would put her back into her place. They were going to teach her a lesson in humility.
The set up was simple, but Michelle never expected anything, perhaps for this very reason. Michelle given a special script that contained a fake scene for her to act. Little did she know that the way the scene was to end was very different from what was in the script. The basic set up for the scene was that Michelle’s character, Tina and Tracey Barlow were meant to be having a discussion about shifts in the rovers. The scene was meant to take place in Roy’s Rolls. They were meant to disagree and Tracey was meant to stand up and walk out. Little did Michelle know that the way things were really going to happen was slightly different. Tina and Tracey were sitting opposite of one another at a table. Placed on the table behind Tracey was a gigantic bowl of spaghetti. Michelle had no idea that it had been placed there. When the moment arrived, Kate Ford, who played Tracey would grab the bowl and then the situation would unfold. Some of the other actors would come in, playing their characters and get a chance to serve up some poetic justice to the most attractive female in soaps. It was the prefect setup. The only thing that they had to consider was keeping all of the extra food hidden so Michelle would not see it and suspect anything.
The scene was all set Michelle and Kate were seated across from one another and they began to act out the scene in character . Michelle had her hair back in a ponytail the way she almost always did. She wore a tight purple t shirt and a pair of cargo pants. “I have to have Saturday off,” Tracey said. “That’s not fair. I booked Saturday off weeks ago. I have made plans. You can’t do this,” Tina said. “I think that you’ll find that I can and will. You’ll just have to cancel your plans.” Tina crossed her arms and flared her nostrils. “You can’t do this.” “You have a lot of nerve. You should be happy that you have a job. You don’t have any control I do. I can do whatever I like to you. Including…this.” Those last two words were not in Michelle’s copy of the script. It made her wonder. Kate quickly turned around, before Michelle had a chance to even react, Kate grabbed the bowl of spaghetti and poured it over Michelle’s head. Her mouth fell open and she gasped. Kate removed the bowl leaving a pile of soggy leftover spaghetti on the top of Michelle’s head. “Oh my god,” she said, half laughing and half in shock. She crossed her arms and just sat there in disbelief. She did not even attempt to remove any of the spaghetti from her head. Her nostrils flared. The pile of spaghetti stuck to the top of Michelle’s head and dripped down her face. One lump fell from her face down onto her breasts. Her mouth was left wide open for what seemed like minutes. She shook her head in anger. Her eyes looking up, she licked her upper lip. Kate waived to her as she exited,“ Toodle lu, Tina,“ she said sarcastically. She could hear the rest of her colleagues snickering at her behind her back. “Very, funny,” she said,” Was everyone in on this?”
With that Rita came in. She had her hands behind her back. Michelle still had no idea what was happening. “Hi love. Sorry, Tina, but this is a message about how folk around here feel about the way you have been acting.” Michelle’s eyes widened. The older lady quickly produced the pie that she was carrying behind her back and, again before Michelle could even react, she thrust the pie straight into her younger co star’s sexy face. Michelle screamed as the pie was smashed directly into her face. Rita pulled away quickly, revealing Michelle’s face coated in creamy white pie. The creamy white contrasted with reds and oranges of the spaghetti. Michelle cleared her eyes and licked some of the pie from her lips. She tried to remove some of the blobs of the cream from her beautiful face. She tried to scrape some of the pie from her face. She blushed and gave a wry smile. She was turning red with anger and embarrassment underneath the mess that covered her face. The white cream looked amazing all over the fake tan that Michelle usually wore. Rita moved her arms up and down in celebration. “Sorry, honey,” she said. “That was great” “No problem, don’t mention it,” Michelle said,” Be my guest. I guess everyone has just been waiting for the chance to pie me. Great!”
She wondered who would be next. She had a feeling that there would be a parade of her colleagues who would be wanting to get a chance to pour mess on her. They would be lining up. The next person that approached was the actor who played David Platt. “Oh no,” she thought. She had worked with him for a long time. He was the first actor she worked with when she started on Coronation Street. They were friends but he always used to play pranks on her. She knew that he would be loving this. He walked in carrying a bucket of baked beans. “Hi there, Tina. You look full of beans today,” he said. She flared her nostrils, stuck her neck out and shook her head as she replied,” Gee, thanks, David.” “Well, you are now,” he said. He raised the bucket over Michelle and quickly emptied the baked beans over her head. She crossed her arms and closed her eyes. She shivered and grimaced as she felt the cold beans trickling down her head and face. She felt it down her beautiful sexy neck. Everyone celebrated as disgusting baked beans slowly made there way down Michelle Keegan. They poured down her nose and the sides of her face, bathing her in beans. She felt the slimy beans ooze down her neck. They fell all over her body, staining her shirt and collecting on her breasts. The food began to fall down into her lap and legs. In a second, Michelle Keegan sat in the middle of Roy’s Rolls with tons of baked beans dripping down her face. Beans stuck all over her. The red bean sauce looked amazing on her tanned skin. When she flared her nostrils this time, a few beans blew from her nose and mouth. She stuck her tongue out the top of her mouth. Her sexy face dripping in baked beans was one of the sexier sights that anyone had ever seen. She was already bathed in slop, but she knew that there would be more coming for her.
The next person to approach her was the actress who plays Xin, her love rival on Coronation Street. Of course, in real life there was no issues between the two, but on the show Xin had stolen Tina’s boyfriend. Xin walked into Roy’s Rolls. “Looking good Tina,” she said,” Just so you know I have your boyfriend now. He picked me over you because you are not the woman that I am. You deserve to be dumped.” “No, Xin, what are you going to do to me?,” Tina said, with half a laugh and half a grimace. “I am going to do.. This,” Xin replied. “I know you used to love the Chinese food at the restaurant that I used to work at, so I have gone out of my way to get you some, on the house.” “Chinese huh?,” Tina said, “Oooo.kkkkay,” she said sarcastically. Xin had in her hand some Chinese containers filled with food. She grabbed the first and quickly tipped it onto Tina’s head. It was full of egg fried rice. It fell in a carton shaped lump onto the top of Tina’s head before collapsing, sending rice and egg all over Tina. It stuck everywhere. The largest clump stuck to the top of her head. Xin then emptied the second container which contained sweet and sour chicken over Tina. It came out of the carton in a viscous goo. It started slowly poured over Tina. Bits of chicken, vegetables and pineapple oozed from the box, all congealed in a thick syrupy lick sweet and sour sauce. The bits made their way down her hair and over her face. More poured on her shoulders and back, unevenly soaking her in viscous slime. The last container held chow mein. Xin grabbed it and quickly tipped the saucy noodles on top of Tina. In a second, Tina was dripping with long strands of noodles. They dangled from her head in every direction. “I hope you liked the buffet, Tina,” Xin said as she happily trotted away.
The last person to come in was the actor who played her ex boyfriend Graeme on Coronation Street. He walked in gingerly, pointing and laughing at her. She couldn’t help but laugh as well. “What are you laughing at,” she said,” I look ridiculous. This food they chose is truly gross. It must have gone off weeks ago. So, “Graeme” what exactly do you have planned for me then?,” she asked, in character. “Just to say, that we all still love you, but we all thought we would teach you a lesson to remember where you came from.” “Lesson, learned,” she laughed, wiping some chow mein from her fringe. “So finally, what I have for you, I am afraid is mushy peas.” She nodded her head,” Mushy peas, my dream come true. I always say, you can never have enough mushy peas,” she joked,” Just get it over with,” she laughed. Graeme stood behind her and tipped the bucket over. The thick, lime green glop hit her on the ponytail. She winced as it hit her. He then moved the bucket forward, slowly pouring it over the top of her head and hair, then down her cheeks. He then poured it over the front of her face. She cringed and closed her eyes as the bright green glop made it’s way over her face. It poured down her neck and over her breasts. He moved it forward, making sure to get some onto her legs and stomach. He moved it back as she leant forward and poured more onto her back. More fell down her back and into the back of her trousers, all over the thong that lay within. She could feel mushy peas everywhere. It was heavy and thick. It weighed her clothes down. She nearly choked as she breathed out. As the final bit fell on her, she took her hand and wiped across her eyes. She now looked like a pile of green mashed potatoes. Graeme then took a sign that read, sexiest women on British soap and placed it around Michelle’s neck.
The whole cast and crew gathered around and gave her a cheer. “We’re sorry,” they said. “I am going to kill you lot,” she shouted. The veins in her neck popping out and her nostrils flaring. “I’ve never looked sexier I don’t think.” She stood up and tried to shake some of the excess mess from herself. Noodles fell everywhere. She shook her head, dislodging some mushy peas from her ear. She laughed, putting her hands in front of her. “I can’t believe this,” she said,” You certainly got me. Fair enough I suppose. The cameras weren’t rolling were they?” “They still are,” someone said. Her eyes widened, “Nooo,” she whinged. She swung her hand, throwing some slop towards the camera. She moved her hands down her legs, cleaning some more of the mess off. “I need a shower!” she shouted.
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