No one could believe that these two tennis players had actually agreed to take part in something like this. The match was for charity, but the stakes were very high. No one wanted to lose a match like this. The whole tennis world would be talking about this and watching. Also watching was a stadium fun of people as well as a worldwide audience watching on television. Everyone would be watching more than just a tennis match. It would be what happened after the match that everyone would want to see. Both players were very nervous, but they would need to play there best in order to avoid a good measure of public humiliation. It was advertised widely and became the hottest ticket in town. Mary Pierce vs. Elena Dementieva Charity tennis match- Loser gets gunged.
The ladies came out for their match. They both looked nervous. Neither smiled they both looked very focused. They were both dressed in orange tennis outfits and had their hair back in ponytails. They both walked out to the centre of the court and shook hands. They wished each other good luck. Neither one had anything against the other. There was no animosity between the two. That being said, neither wanted to lose this match and would happily see their opponent get covered in mess if it meant that they would escape clean.
The PA announcer came on before the match. He announced the players and then described the stakes. “This is a three set match. Whoever loses this match will get covered in disgusting slop right here at centre court for all of us to see. Best of luck ladies.” The crowd cheered and the players cringed. They then walked to their sides of the court and began the match. It was clear from the beginning that this was going to be an incredibly tense match. The crowd did not have a favourite. They, as a whole did not mind who won and who lost. They were there to see someone get messy. One thing could be said, this match generated more interest than any tennis match in many years. It generated lots of publicity for the sport and created a huge viewing audience. The match was played at a high level. The match was close. After two sets there was a tie. It would all come down to the final set.
The match came down to the final points. The tension grew even higher. The pressure on the players was immense. Finally Mary served for the match. The pressure really got to Elena. She ran for the ball but could not get there. The ball hit inbounds and the match was won. Mary jumped up and down in celebration. The crowd erupted with an enormous roar. Elena was bent over looking at her feet, arms around her legs. When she looked up she started laughing. She put her hands to her face and blushed. She knew what was coming. She knew a stadium full of people were looking at her and laughing. She was allowed five minutes while the television coverage went to and ad break to use the toilet and to ready herself. Mary went to her side of the stadium and had a drink of water. She was relieved that she would not be the one getting messy. In the meantime, everything was prepared. The buckets and containers that held the mess were brought out to the court and a plastic garden chair was placed at centre court.
After the break ended, Mary walked to the centre of the court next to the chair. The PA then announced the arrival of Elena. She walked out blushing as the crowd cheered her arrival. Mary patted the chair seat with her hand to encourage Elena to sit. “Take your seat,” she said. “Thanks, a lot,” Elena said sarcastically. She walked across the court and sat her backside on the chair. Her skirt climbed even further up Elena’s bare leg. She laughed as Mary took her position. The PA came on again. “Elena Dementieva, you did not win the charity match and now you have to face the consequences. Mary Pierce, let her have it.” It crowd chanted, “Slime, Slime, Slime.” Elena jiggled her behind in the chair and stomped her feet nervously. “Noooo!,” she said. Mary stuck her tongue out and pumped her first, spurring the crowd’s enthusiasm.
Mary grabbed the first item that awaited her opponent. She grabbed a bucket of spaghetti hoops. “Yummy, yummy,” she teased as she lifted the bucket. She posed holding the buckets next to Elena as a thousand flashbulbs went off in unison. She lifted the bucket. Elena sweated and shook her head again saying,” Noooo!” “This is what happens when you don’t win,” Mary said. She raised the bucket and then slowly began to tilt it forward up and over Elena’s awaiting head. The spaghetti hoops began to slither out of the bucket. They seemed to be suspended din air for a split second before falling directly onto Elena’s head. She closed her eyes and scrunched up her nose. She had never seen anything like this happen to anyone before. The spaghetti hoops poured onto her head and started to ooze over her face. It covered her eyes and the bridge of her nose in a mass of disgusting spaghetti. It dripped from her nose and cheeks. More plopped down her body, landing on her skirt and onto her bare legs. Large amounts fell onto her tanned thighs and knees. In a second she was dotted in large globs of spaghetti. She put both hands to her face and moved them backwards to clean some of the spaghetti off. As hard as she tried, it was just replaced by more. The reddish orange slop felt cold and slimy against her firm, taught skin. She could not believe how much everyone was loving this. She shook her head and put her tongue to the corner of her mouth, making a funny face.
The next thing that Mary grabbed was a tube of tooth paste. She held it up and displayed it for all of the crowd to see. “Look at the state of you,” she said,” I think you could really use this. It looks like you haven’t used this in quite some time. Kids at home, it is important to brush after every meal, as Elena here is about to find out the hard way.” She took the tube of famously branded tooth paste and held it over Elena’s head. She started to squeeze, sending the blue green tooth paste straight down Elena’s nose. She moved the tube up leaving a line of tooth paste on Elena’s nose. She then squeezed more onto the top of Elena’s head. She moved it back and forth spraying the tooth paste on her head. The greenish white toothpaste looked very good on top of the orange and red slop that already covered her. Mary then took the tube and sprayed more directly into Elena’s face. She put some on her mouth and eyes. Some stuck, some fell off. She took more and squeezed it onto Elena’s chest and lap. She then squeezed the toothpaste out in the shape of the word “Loser” on Mary’s chest. When she was done, she displayed the tube again and tossed it to the audience. Someone had just got a souvenir.
The next thing that Mary grabbed was a large tub of strawberry yogurt. Again, she displayed it for the whole crowd to see. Elena pushed her legs together as Mary held the yogurt inches above them. She started to pour the thick pink slop all over Elena’s legs. She moved it back and forth over thighs and then down her calves. She splashed more up Elena’s skirt. She pulled open the back of her skirt and poured some yogurt down Elena’s underwear, down the small of her back and all over her ass. She then took a second container of the yogurt and poured it on Elena’s head, over her back and then down her chest and stomach. Elena was now laced in smooth, soft, bright pink mess.
Mary then announced that as a special treat, since Elena was Russian, as surprise, some authentic Russian borsch was brought, especially for her. This borsch was special cold red beet soup mixed with sour cream. Mary spurred on the crowd. They started chanting “borsch, borsch, borsch” “Oh my god, borsch?,” Elena said. Mary took a large wooden spoon and stirred it up for effect. Mary then “served” Elena. She lifted the pot over her opponent and then turned it upside down. In a second beets, onions, cabbage and lumps of sour cream made their way down Elena’s body. The soup contained large clumps of the mess and watery broth. The mess stained everything it touched red. Mary continued to shower Elena with soup. It rained down over her. The clumps collecting between her thighs and down her shirt. Elena played with the bits of vegetable that collect between her legs. More fell straight through her top. She pulled her top out a bit with her fingers to air it out.
Finally, Mary took a large bucket of chilli. It contained beef, tomatoes, peppers and was covered with cheese sauce and sour cream. She took the bucket over to Elena. She placed it aside and then moved her hands up and down rousing the crowd. She then lifted the bucket and started to pour. Elena rolled her eyes and then screamed as the meaty mess poured onto her. It was cold and slimy and smelled absolutely revolting. Elena gagged as she got a full face full. It poured down over her face. She closed her eyes as her head was quickly covered in the chilli. It washed over her face. She put her head forward and hugged herself as Mary carefully aimed the chilli over her head. It poured over her back and then over her head again. She leaned back and tossed some chilli aside. Mary then poured more down her front, all over her legs. Elena felt the slimy meaty mess all over her body. She started to try to clean herself off. She rubbed some chilli from her arms and legs. She tried to clean her face and then emptied some more from her top. Mary held the bucket and bowed. The crowd cheered. The PA came on again, “Let’s hear it for Elena. She was such a good sport.” The crowd cheered.
Elena made a fake laugh and waived. She sat and tried to clean herself for some time as the arena emptied. She then trudged to the locker room with her tail between her legs, dripping mess as she walked along. She went and a long hot shower.
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