Sunday 29 May 2011

Hollyoaks vs. Coronation Street

****Below is the original Coronation Street vs. Hollyoaks story. As some of you may already know. I am now going to be doing individual stories for all of the losers, because they deserve it. The Samia Ghadie and Tina O'Brien stories are already posted. The Jenny Platt, Michelle Keegan, Ashley Davis, Loui Batley, Emma Rigby and Nikki Sanderson ones are to follow.****



Hollyoaks vs. Coronation Street




Before the show a clip package was shown. The package showed scenes from both Hollyoaks and Coronation Street and gave a brief description of each and who was representing who on the evening. There have been eight votes. We have eight buckets of gunge. Eight ladies will receive a messing. At the end of the night one soap will win the majority of the votes and that team will not only get bragging rights over the losers, but will also enact a special over all penalty to the losing soap. We will keep a running total of wins and losses up on this special score board. The score board was shown. It was now Hollyoaks zero and Coronation Street zero. The show then returned to the studio. In the centre of the stage was Mr. G. and the hot seat. To his left stood in a row was each Coronation Street actress. On the right were all eight Hollyoaks actresses. At the back of the stage was a table with eight buckets of different coloured gunge in them.



Mr. G. then took the microphone. “A warm hello to everyone. Tonight on let her have it, it is a very special night. Tonight we have Hollyoaks vs. Coronation Street. We have eight of the best actresses from each soap here tonight. The have pitted themselves in votes against their counter parts from the opposing soap. No one knows how the votes went. And on top of all of that we have a special surprise awaiting the team that loses the majority of the votes tonight. By the way, I think everyone who has ever appeared on either soap is watching the show tonight. I am sure that they got out and voted for their colleagues. We are going to see eight gungings tonight, so we have a very full show for you. I am a very lucky guy to have sixteen of the most attractive women ever to appear on television here in the studio tonight. I am sure that the ladies are all very nervous about what is going to happen in only a few minutes. The votes were all relatively close. I must stress that in general they do not have anything against each other. Some of them have never even met. Mind you, there might be some professional jealousy between some of them I don’t know. So what will happen is very simple. There are two lines on stage. The women up for each vote are standing in the same line position as the woman they are up against. For example the two young ladies up for the first vote now stand either side of me. What will happen is I will announce the results. The person voted to take the mess will take her seat in this chair. The winner will select their favourite coloured gunge bucket and proceed to gunge the loser with it. Then the line will move forward and the other two will take spots at the end of the line. The scoreboard will keep track of how we are doing. Finally at the end of the night we will see who has been gunged the most. So here we go, Hollyoaks vs. Coronation Street.”



“Ok, here we go. I hope that everyone is ready because here we go. Let’s start with vote number one. Representing Coronation Street we have Lucy Jo Hudson. Lucy Jo played Katie on Coronation Street.” Lucy smiled and waived. “Representing Hollyoaks we have Emma Rigby. Emma famously played Hannah Ashworth.” Emma waived and gave a smile as well, although hers seemed much more forced.

“Ok everyone here are our results. The person with the most votes, in a landslide victory is… Emma Rigby.” Lucy Jo looked relieved. The Coronation Street girls looked happy. The Hollyoaks team couldn’t help but chuckle. Emma looked incredibly annoyed. She gave a sarcastic look. She was led to the chair where she sat folding her arms and flaring her nostrils. She kept repeating I can’t believe this. “So Lucy Jo,” Mr. G. said,” Now you get to choose your colour.” Lucy Jo looked at the colours available and chose a turquoise type colour for Emma. Emma meanwhile looked like she was almost hyperventilating, scrunching up her nose and generally looking pissed off. “So vote one goes to Hollyoaks,” Mr. G said. As he did the board was updated. “So, Lucy Jo Hudson, let her have it,” Mr. G. said. Emma scrunched up her face and closed her eyes as she prepared herself for the blue green mess. Lucy Jo stood behind her. She teased pouring the gunge a few times before finally tipping it. Emma screeched as the gunge poured down her beautiful facial feature. It poured over her ponytail and down her neck. Lucy Jo continued pouring it as the gunge poured over Emma’s front and legs. Everyone in both lines laughed at what they were witnessing. “Don’t laugh,” Mr. G. said, “because you could be next.” Emma wiped some of the gunge from her eyes. She was covered in gunge. Most over her face engulfed in mess. Mr. G. helped her to her feet. She couldn’t help but smile a little at what had happened. Lucy Jo and Emma returned to the end of the line as the contestants for vote two moved forward. Emma walked past her team mates. They chuckled. “Hey, it might happen to you too you know,” she said. She took her place at the end of the line still dripping in gunge. She realized that she would have to spend the rest of the show like this. She really wished she had not been the first one gunged. If she was the last she at least could get cleaned up straight away.



“So it is one nothing to Hollyoaks. We have a very messy Emma, but who will be joining her. Time for vote number two. Ok for vote two we have Samia Ghadie who plays Maria on Corrie against Carley Stenson who plays Steph on Hollyoaks.” Carley looked very nervous already making funny faces and almost begging not to be the one. Samia was smiling and almost laughing. “Do we want to hear the results and see more gunge,”Mr. G. asked. The crowd cheered. No, Carley said sheepishly as Samia said Nah. “I can now reveal the results of vote number two. The winner by quite a way again actually is… Samia Ghadie.” Samia started laughing. Oh my God she uttered. Carely screamed in relief. She looked incredibly relieved and very happy. Samia looked at the hot seat crosswise. She walked over and took her seat. She pointed to her Corrie friends as they laughed. Carley then got to go over and select the gunge of her choice. She chose orange for Samia. Samia just looked forward. She couldn’t help but laughing. Carley walked over to her. “I feel so bad,” she said,” Sorry.” “Don’t worry,” Samia said,”It’s fine honestly. It’s just a bit of fun at the end of the day.” Carley made faces as she lifted the bucket. She then slowly poured the orange slop over Samia, who just squealed in laughter. The gunge poured down over her face. Then covered her beautiful hair. It flowed down her bare tanned arms and top. Globs of gunge stuck all over Samia’s face. She rubbed her arms as the gunge fell down her top and trousers and onto her legs. The orange gunge looking great against her tan skin. As it stopped Samia made a funny face, but just kept on laughing. Carley apologized again as she helped Samia to her feet. They ten took their places at the end of the line. Samia stood next to Lucy Jo. “You got lucky,” Samia joked. As she stood plastered in thick orange gunge. The scoreboard was then updated. Hollyoaks 1 Coronation Street 1.




“Moving right along,” Mr. G. said,” It is time for vote three. I can tell you this one was a bit closer. Representing Coronation Street we have Jenny Platt. Jenny played Violet on Corrie. Her opponent in the vote was Nathalie Emmanuel. You may know her better as Sasha Valentine for Hollyoaks. One of these two is about to get very dirty indeed. It’s actually a shame that only one will be getting messy. I don’t know how the voters chose in some of these votes. It must have been a tough decision. Nathalie was keeping her eyes on the ground and her fingers crossed. Jenny just looked blankly ahead. “I can now reveal the results of vote number three. Our winner in a close one is…Jenny Platt.” Jenny looked dejected. Nathalie jumped up and down celebrating and laughing. She high-fived some of her team mates. Jenny just had a wtf look on her face. Mr. G. led Jenny to her seat while Nathalie gleefully had a look at the gunge buckets. “I think I will choose purple for you. You did play a character called Violet.” “How thoughtful,” Jenny said sarcastically. Nathalie played to the crowd teasing Jenny with the bucket. Jenny grimaced as Nathalie told her that she was about to get nailed. Jenny closed her eyes and gritted her teeth. She scrunched up her nose as the soft purple mess poured directly onto her face. She could feel the thick mess slowly moving down her down her face. It quickly engulfed her head. She put her hands on her face trying to resist the gunge but it overpowered her. It poured down her shoulders and arms. She could feel the slimy mess against her skin. She gagged more poured on her face. The gunge poured right down the front of her shirt and all over her breasts. The gunge was all inside of her close. She opened her shirt a little so some of the gunge would fall out. It fell onto her lap and thighs. She ran her hands over her jeans to try to clean some off. As Nathalie finished, she pumped her fist and said oh yeah. She went and took her place next to Carley. Jenny stood up looking like she had been in a purple shower. She had to clear handfuls of gunge from her top and jeans as they felt so heavy. She staggered along and took her place in the line next to Samia. The board was updated Hollyoaks-1 Coronation Street-2.



“Can our next two contestants come forward please,” Mr. G. asked, “ Next, representing Coronation Street we have Emma Edmondson who played Mel. Representing Hollyoaks we have Loui Batley who played the late Sarah Barnes. Emma looked stressed out, clasping her hands together. Loui played with her hair nervously as she squirmed. She kept taking seep breaths. “Ok,” Mr. G said,” I can now reveal our results. I can tell you that this was the most lopsided poll. So the person with the most votes and go to bed tonight with the knowledge that a lot of people want to see them get messy. We are going to give them exactly what the want. The winner of vote number 4 is.. With nearly 87 percent of the vote… Loui Batley.” Loui’s mouth fell wide open. She put her hand to her chest as if to say, what me. She reluctantly walked over and took her seat. “Well, Loui for whatever reason, a lot of people want to see you get gunged. I guess you can take that as a compliment of sorts,” Mr. G. said. Thanks a lot Loui said sarcastically. She crossed her legs and looked over to see what bucket Emma selected. Unfortunately for Loui, Emma had chosen the brown gunge. Loui put her hands on her thighs and closed her eyes. Emma started pouring the brown gunge all over Loui’s bare legs. She poured the thick brown gunge all over them then poured more up Loui’s body. Loui then braced herself as Emma then started pouring the thick brown sludge down onto her face. Loui looked up as the gunge hit her in the face. Her team mates could be heard saying, yuck that’s gross. Loui looked as though she had been covered in something more disgusting then just gunge. It stunk as well. Loui did not make much of an attempt to clean the gunge of her face. She just smiled politely. “Well, I hope everyone that voted for me is satisfied. I am just lost for words,” Loui said. Loui had to be careful that her dress did not fall off under the weight and sloppiness of the gunge. Loui stumbled back to join her line. Nathalie could not hide how funny she thought it was that Loui and Emma, to of her best friends on the show were a total mess and she had won her vote and escaped totally clean. The scoreboard was updated. Halfway through and we have a tie score.



“Ok,” Mr. G. said,” We are halfway through and we half a tie. It is neck and neck now. Let’s have our next to contestants. From Coronation Street we have Georgia Taylor who used to play Toyah Battersby and from Hollyaoks we have Ashley Davies who play Amy Barnes.” Georgia was blushing a bit. She had no idea how the vote would go, but compared to some of the other actresses she was quite a quiet person. Ashley on the other hand was giggling. She looked anxious but not at all unhappy to be there. She didn’t seem to mind the possibility of gunge as much as some of the others had. “Ok, ladies,” Mr. G. said,” We won’t drag this one out and leave you in suspense. The winner of vote five is….Ashley Davies of Hollyoaks.” Ashley clapped her hands busted out laughing. “I can’t believe I won,” she said,” It should be pretty funny.” Georgia just looked relieved. She considered herself more of a serious actress. She was quite nervous about even gunging Ashley. Ashley walked over to her seat. She made funny faces and laughed. Georgia went over and had to select which bucket Ashley would get. She asked Ashley which one she would like. “Ah, go with the pink one. I look good in pink, ”Ashley joked. Georgia grabbed the bucket as Ashley said nail me. She stuck out her tongue and acted like she was teasing Georgia. She screamed when Georgia dumped the gunge onto her short dirty blonde hair. The lumpy pink gunge poured on Ashley’s face and neck as she shivered and made faces. She was howling with laughter as the gunge covered her. As it stop Ashley made a face and then she struck some poses for the camera like a model would do. “It looks like both Barnes sisters have gotten it tonight,” Mr. G. said. Ashley waived and laughed. “Hi Mum!”, she said and walked back to her place in line. She joked with Loui as she returned. The scoreboard was updated. Coronation Street-2 Hollyoaks-3.



The next two contestants then came forward. “Time for vote six,” Mr. G. said,” From Coronation Street we have Tina O’brien. You may know her better as Sarah Platt. Her competition tonight, from Hollyoaks is Saira Coudhry. Saira currently plays Anita on Hollyoaks.” Saira looked incredibley nervous. She was almost shaking and was sweating profusely. Tina tried to look cool, but she was clearly nervous as well. She stood with her arms crossed and looked annoyed at the world. She wanted to get this over with as quickly as possible. “I can now reveal our results,” Mr. G. said,” I can tell you that the lady who won this round had more votes then anyone else.” “Oh great,” Tina and Saira said almost simultaneously. “ The winner of this round, by quite a few votes is… Tina O’Brien.” Saira exhaled looking very relieved. Tina’s face dropped and went instantly red. “Oh, my God,” she said. She walked dumfounded to her seat. She was in shock. Saira now smiled a devilish smile. She went to the buckets and selected the blue one. “It looks creamy,” Saira said. “Haha, you’re turn now Tina,” Samia said. Tina just shook her head, looking very annoyed at the results. Both teams started chanting gunge her, gunge her and spurred the audience to do the same. Tina cracked a smile. Saira smiled. She had really thought she could be the one in the hot seat so was quite happy. Everyone chanted until Saira poured then everyone started cheering. Tina screamed as she felt the gunge tip on her. In an instant her entire head was drenched in blue gunge. She moaned as gravity took the gunge all over her body landing everywhere. The gunge stuck to all of her clothing as well as her hair. The camera pulled in for a close up. It captured a close up of Tina’s face covered in gunge as she gave a decidedly pissed off face. Saira returned to her line. She was given high fives and pats on the back from everyone. Tina folded her arms and stomped back to her position in the line.



The scoreboard was adjusted again. We now had a tie again 3-3. A recap was given of the show so far. It said,” We have two votes left and right now we have a tie. So far we have seen Emma, Loui and Ashley gunged from Hollyoaks and Samia, Jenny and Tina gunged from Coronation Street. Who will be next and which team will win the most votes overall?”



Mr. G. then called the next two ladies forward,” Our next vote pits Michelle Keegan, Tina from Coronation Street against Jennifer Biddall who played Jess on Hollyoaks. As we go along the votes get more and more crucial. So who will it be?” Michelle was seen waiving her hands saying no, no and pointing at Jennifer saying vote for her. Jennifer was doing the same. The both ended up laughing and returning to their spots. They then got more serious as the vote was about to be announced. “The winner of vote seven. Giving their team the lead is… Michelle Keegan,” Mr. G. said. Michelle shook her head, ran her fingers through her hair and covered her face in her hands. She turned even more red than usual. Jennifer did a bow and twirl saying thank you, thank you to everyone. Michelle took her seat looking at the floor shaking her head and muttering to herself. “I think I’ll pick the red gunge bucket,” Jennifer said. Michelle bit her lip and then scrunched her face up in anticipation. The red gunge was very lumpy and runny in spots. Michelle tried to push her head forward a bit as Jennifer aimed the bucket. Michelle yelped and screamed as she felt the cold red muck trickle all over her tanned face and neck. For what seemed like five minutes Jennifer mercilessly poured the red gunge all over Michelle. Michelle kept trying to hold her breath but it was just to long of a gunging. “The red goes with all the fake tan,” Jennifer teased. Michelle flared her nostrils sending bits of gunge outwards. Jennifer returned to her place. Michelle stood up and walked back to her place in the line next to an equally messy Tina O’brien. The scoreboard was updated. It read Coronation Street-4 Hollyoaks-3.



“Ok,” Mr. G. said,” It all comes down to this now. The final vote. If Hollyoaks wins we will have a tie. If Coronation Street wins, they will be the have won 5 to 3. But the winners of the votes are the losers on the show, as we all know. If Coronation Street wins this vote, it means that they will be receiving the secret surprise prize and that prize is nothing that anyone wants. So our Coronation Street team better hope that Hollyoaks wins this last vote.”



“Up for the final vote are Nikki Sanderson who played Candice on Coronation Street against Roxanne Mckee who played Loiuse on Hollyoaks. This was one of the tighter votes. Nikki what are your thoughts,” Mr. G. said. “Well, I know that Roxanne has won a lot of awards and things for most desirable female so I think that might give me somewhat of an advantage, but maybe that is just wishful thinking,” Nikki said. “And you Roxanne?,” Mr. G. asked. “ I hope that I don’t win for the team, if that makes sense, plus avoiding the gunge would be really nice too,” she joked. Roxanne and Nikki stood close together holding hands and crossing fingers. “Ok here we go, “ Mr. G. said, “Keeping in mind the overall scores. Here are our results and they might come as a bit of surprise. The actress with the most votes is…. Nikki Sanderson.” Roxanne’s jaw dropped. Then she celebrated. She couldn’t believe it. Nikki’s jaw dropped as well for a different reason. She put her hands over her mouth. She knew what was about to happen. She smiled and shook her head. The Hollyoaks team celebrated. The Coronation Street team all looked embarrassed. Mr. G. lead Nikki to the hotseat. She sat down and slicked her hair back behind her ears getting ready for the mess. Roxanne grabbed the last bucket of gunge. The last bucket contained yellow gunge. Roxanne walked sexily over to Nikki. Nikki looked up and smiled. “Please, don’t ,” she said. “Oh yes,” Roxanne said. She then took the mic and said,” I would just like to say, come on Hollyoaks. I am going to enjoy our victory by pouring gunge right over Nikki’s head.” She lifted the bucket and dumped the mess it contained all over Nikki Sanderson. Nikki laughed as the yellow mess poured onto her face. It dumped on her head. Straight down her cheeks, over her forehead and nose, pouring down her chin. “Feels great,” Nikki said sarcastically. Roxanne then poured the gunge down her shoulders, arms and top. She poured the rest over Nikki’s skirt and legs. When she was finished Nikki was streaked head to toe in yellow gunge. She smiled and waived. “Can I say hi to my family and friends watching at home?,” Nikki joked. Nikki waived to the crowd and bowed. She and Roxanne returned to their places in the line.



“Ok,” Mr. G. said.” The final score is Coronation Street 5 Hollyoaks 3. Coronation Street have lost. The Hollyoaks girls celebrated. Emma, Loui and Ashley were slightly less happy but celebrated with their friends. The Coronation Street team looked dejected. The camera showed both teams. “So we promised that there would be a special punishment for the losing team.,” Mr. G. said. The Coronation Street team turned and waited to hear what would happen. 5 out of the 8 of them were already a mess. They were very concerned about what was going to happen to them. The Hollyoaks team looked happy that the losers may get more punishment. “The special punishment will be this,” Mr. G. said,” The Coronation Street team will have to go to the next shooting of Hollyoaks, wearing t-shirts that say loser printed on them and, as a team receive a group messing from the entire cast of Hollyoaks. The Hollyoaks team celebrated.



The next day the eight members of the Coronation Street arrived at the Hollyoaks set wearing their special t-shirts. Mr. G. attended as well. The whole cast of Hollyoaks were all gathered. “As you all know, last week on our show the Coronation Street team competed against the Hollyoaks team and lost. So they are here today to pay their forfeit,” Mr. G, said. He then announced each member of the team. “Ok, so here is what is going to happen. If you look behind you, you’ll see a dumpster. That dumpster is filled with leftovers from the Hollyoaks catering team. What will happen is the cast of Hollyoaks is going to push this button. It will cause the dumpster to raise and will drop it all over the ladies from Coronation Street.” The cast went over to the button. “So, everyone. Lucy Jo Hudson, Samia Ghadie, Jenny Platt, Emma Edmondson, Georgia Taylor, Tina O’Brien, Michelle Keegan and Nikki Sanderson, you are the losers and here is your reward.” The eight girls cuddled together and braced themselves. The Hollyoaks cast pushed the button. The dumpster released and dumped a mountain of leftover food over the Coronation Street team. They screamed as the slop poured over their heads. The Hollyoaks cast watched on and laughed. They brought out a big banner saying Hollyoaks rules. They took loads of pictures with the Coronation Street team. After the mess there was no hard feelings, although the women who got the gunge were always reminded of it whenever they met anyone from the other soap.

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