Holly Valance Mess Mess

Holly Valance Mess Mess

Holly Valance had a number one hit in the UK with her song Kiss Kiss. Kiss Kiss was one of the sexiest and songs and videos ever through the way it was done. The song was not overtly sexual in an extreme way, but definitely did what it needed to do in order to turn people on and to sell records. The years have past and Holly’s career has not taken off like she had hoped that it would when she first had success in the early naughties. When Holly was approached with the prospect of doing a remake of her number one hit, she was a bit dubious at first, but she was offered a good sum of money to do it and it could only help her career going forward. She had already agreed to do the new version of the song before anyone had told her that it was going to be a messy version of the song. This time, in addition to the naughty costumes, the suggestive noises and writhing around, there would be messy food and gunge involved. Although most people would have been annoyed or disgusted with this, Holly was not really surprised. The song in the first place and the video had basically simulated sex, although everyone was very careful to not mention this at the time. She always kind of enjoyed that. The sound of that song had always reminded her of sex, it baffled her that no one else heard the same thing.

Holly went to the studio that day and sat backstage in her dressing room reading the new lyrics. She realized as she read them what was going to be happening in the video and what she would be singing about. The words Kiss Kiss in the song were changed. Every time that part of the song came up and every time the music made thrusting or jolting noises something was going to be thrown on her. When she read this and finally took in what was actually going to be happening, she began to think to herself. At first she was a bit annoyed and worried, but the more she thought about it she thought that it was not really that big of a deal. After all, work was work. This would at least get her on the television again and might even stir up some publicity. All of the old outfits and sets from the original video were brought back to recreate the mood perfectly. Holly still fit in the same clothes that she had worn all of those years ago. She was still as tanned, toned and sexy as she always was. She got dressed, took a deep breath and walked out to the sound stage. She walked onto the set and got ready for the music to begin. She knew when the mess was going to come. It was decided that this would be better, because it would mean that she would not flinch as much when the messes hit her.

Holly still got to wear the outfits she wore in the original video. These included the short purple outfit that showed off her legs,  the skimpy black outfit, the white top and knickers and of course, nothing at all but beams of light covering certain areas. The video that was produced was as follows: The video started with the kiss sound that started the original version of the song. The opening part of the song started with Holly sexily dancing as she had done before. As the music went on it got to the part of the song where Holly would make the mwah sound. This time, however, instead of saying mwah, she said pie. As she said it, a pie came, seemingly from nowhere and smashed directly in Holly’s face, sending cream exploding everywhere. She then started to sing the first verse. She sand the verse straight through and then started to sing the chorus. She got halfway through the lyrics. She sang to the part “Tonight you’re gonna get my.” When the kiss noise was meant to happen, a large bucket of green gunge was chucked at her, splashing her and leaving her dripping in slime. She started singing the second half of the chorus. Again when it reached the part of the song where she said “Tonight, I’m gonna give ya my.” a bucket of purple slime was thrown at her at that moment. The music started again. Holly danced sexily, covered in the slime. She jirated her hips and moved her knees, all the while rubbing the slime all over her body.

The second verse then started. She sand the whole verse and danced, moving her hands up and down herself. The chorus then started again. Again , when the chorus reached “Tonight you’re gonna get my..” a bucket of rice pudding was thrown at Holly. She stopped for a second to catch her breath as the thick pudding cascaded down her body. She recovered and sand the rest of the chorus. When she got to the end again, a pie was thrust into her face. The next part of the song was the part where she sang,” If you’re paranoid I’m behind you…etc”, she sang and crawled and rolled around on the floor in the mess. When she got to the point where she normally would sing kiss kiss, she said mess mess instead.

This was the point in the song where the music changed and started pumping and thrusting. Holly jirated and wiggled her hops suggestively thrusting her groin. Every time the must cut or skipped a bucket of mess was thrown on her. These contained various types of food and slime. She wiggled her hips, her hands between her legs as the mess splashed against her. “Oh yeah,” Holly said. More buckets of slop flew on her as writhed around, thrusting her pelvis. The music for the next part of the song started after she sang, “Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.” At the of the music another kiss sound came, along with another pie thrown right in her face. It smashed in her face, before the tin quickly fell away. The chorus started again. When it got to the part where she sang, ”Tonight you’re gonna get my..”, a gigantic bucket of baked beans was thrown at her, sending beans flying in all directions. She sang the rest of the chorus again. Again when she got to that special line, a huge bucket of gravy was tossed on her. The chorus then repeated again. When it got to the part ”Tonight you’re gonna get my..”, two buckets of rainbow slime were thrown at her, splashing everywhere. It was now coming to the end of the song. She sang “Cause, tonight, I’m gonna give you my.” As the song ended, a large rope seemed to be pulled from somewhere. Holly Looked up, then forward, in that instant loads of leftover food fell on her from above, completely covering her.

The video then ended. Everyone cheered and clapped for her. She smiled as she walked off the set to the dressing room covered in mess.