Thursday 5 May 2011

Jennifer Lopez vs. Salma Hayek the Results

Jennifer Lopez vs. Salma Hayek the results






Mr. G. opened up another episode of Let Her Have IT. “Today,” he said,” is a very special day. To celebrate Cinco De Mayo, we have a special Spanish/Latin show planned.” The set was decorated with various Mexican items including piñatas and sombreros. “We have two special Latina guests as well who have been put up for the vote. Please welcome our special guests, Salma Hayek and Jennifer Lopez to the show.” Jennifer and Salma entered. They both wore bikinis. Jennifer had a green bikini on and Salma had a burgundy bikini on. Jennifer waived and laughed. Salma smiled politely. “Today,” Mr. G. said,” We have a special Mexican style mess planned for our loser. We will be making a human burrito today. One of our celebrities is going to b e the principle ingredient.” The audience cheered. The camera panned back revealing that in the middle of the stage was an enormous tortilla. It was about seven feet diameter in all directions. Salma and Jennifer clapped politely when they saw it.



“So, before we get our results,” Mr. G. said,” Let’s get a word from each of our celebrities. Jlo what are your thoughts on the situation.” “I don’t want it to be me,” she said quickly in a jovial but nervous voice. “Being made into a human burrito was never really something I considered. I would really rather that it is not me.” “Salma, what about you?” “Well, I think Jlo would make a beautiful burrito. I, of course would prefer that it not be me who ends up covered in mess, but it will be very interesting to say the least. All of that sloppy mess all over one of us.” God, no!!,” JLo shouted and laughed. Both actresses looked amazing. They each had incredible muscular toned bodies, fantastic legs and amazing backside.



“Ok everyone,” Mr. G. said,” It is time for the results of our vote.” The lights dimmed. “Here we go,” he said,” Our winner…our human burrito is going to be.. The one and only Jennifer Lopez.” The crowd erupted in cheers. Jlo made a face as if to say oh no, but put her hand to her forehead and laughed. Salma smiled and clapped politely. “Human burrito?!”, JLo said.



Jlo was lead over to the giant tortilla. She kneeled and then lay herself down on it on her back, looking straight up at the ceiling. “Oh my god,” she shouted again. Buckets of the fillings were brought out and placed around the tortilla. Salma walked down to assist with making the burrito. “Any good burrito,” Mr. G. said,” Must start with some meat. We have today some lovely ground beef in a nice Mexican sauce.” Salma took the bucket and started to sprinkle the beef at Jlo’s toes. She then moved up her shapely thighs. She poured more up her stomach and breasts and finally over Jlo’s face. She closed her eyes and spitted the bits out as Salma carefully poured.



The next item was bean dip. It was thick reddish mashed up beans. Salma grabbed this bucket next. It was so thick, however that it would not even fall from the bucket. Salma had to use her hand to help it along. She tipped the bucket over Jlo and stuck her hand in to help it along. She pushed the bean dip out. It landed with a plop on Jlo’s stomach. Salma took the palm of her hand mashed the bean dip down on Jlo’s stomach. She then took her messy hand and wiped it on the back of Jlo’s thigh in order to clean it off. Jlo just giggled slightly.



The next item was guaomole. Salma displayed the cold, soft, avacado filled guacomole to the crowd. “Yum, my favourite,” she said sarcastically. She lowered the bucket. Jlo screamed as the guacomole slowly poured onto her muscular bronzed body. The guacomole was the most amazing consistency, thick and heavy yet soft and smooth. Jlo bent her knees and arched her back as the green slop plopped down on her semi naked body. It rolled down her abs and legs. Huge amounts smushed on her body. She laughed as the thick green glop slowly made its way down her body. It collected between her legs and on her stomach. She moved her legs in and out a bit as it stopped.



Next Salma grabbed a bucket of sour cream. It was soft and smooth like the guacomole but slightly thinner. Salma took the bucket and started to pour the sour cream down over Jlo’s head. Jlo grimaced and made faces it fell onto her hair and face, plastering her. It stuck to her neck and shoulders as it poured. It smeared her body in white cream. It went down her bronzed back as well as she leaned forward a bit.



Next Salma grabbed the cheese sauce. Again it was similar to the sour cream, but a bit thicker. It was yellowy orange. Again Salma lifted it over Jlo as she lay on the giant tortilla. She lifted the bucket above Jlo’s ankles and moved the bucket forward in a line up her legs and then up the rest of her body, slowly pouring the thick cheesy substance all over Jlo’s already dirty body. Jlo could not deny how sensual the glop felt as it was slowly poured over her. She began rubbing her legs and vagina a bit in the dirty mess as she moved her legs about back and forth. She closed her eyes and thought naughty thoughts to herself.



Next Salma took a bucket of salsa. She started to sprinkle the tomato sauce up and down Jlo. She gasped as Salma dumped some of the salsa into her face. The little bits of vegetable in thick tomato poured on top of the human burrito that lay on the flour. When it was poured it splattered in all directions across the tortilla.



Salma then took buckets of rice, lettuce and tomato and mashed up tortilla chips and callously sprinkles them one by one over Jlo. The loose bits of rice, chips and vegetables stuck to the already gooey, sticky mess that Jlo was covered in from head to toe.



Salma and Mr. G. then went to one side of the tortilla and started to roll in up from one side to the other. They tried to wrap Jlo has tightly as they could. Jlo rolled around in the mess causing it to spread more and oozes all over her body. They squeezed her as they rolled her up. When they were through Jennifer Lopez lay in the middle of the stage in the giant tortilla, looking as though she was wrapped in a blanket full of mess.



“How was that Jlo? How doe you feel?,” Mr. G. asked. “Like a human burrito,” JLo joked. “Never better. It was…well.. interesting. Not too many people can say that they were a human burrito. Mind you, I don’t suppose it would come up much in conversation.” “And Salma, what do you think,” Mr. G. asked. “She looks marvellous,” Salma exclaimed. They unravelled the burrito and let Jlo out. She stepped out covered in all of the Mexican mess that had been poured on her. Salma helped her up with two hands. She smiled and waived to the audience and cameras.

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