Tuesday 26 July 2011

Loui Batley gets chosen

Loui Batley gets chosen




Loui Batley had played Sarah Barnes on Hollyoaks for years. She done some pretty embarrassing storylines during her time there including her mother having sex with her boyfriend, her boyfriend choosing a man over her, pictures of her being posted in a magazine, sleeping with dozens of guys and becoming a lesbian. The time had come for her to leave Hollyoaks. She had become relatively famous and was hoping to get roles in bigger shows, soaps and maybe movies. Unfortunately for Loui, the acting jobs were few and far between. After awhile, she found herself struggling to find work. She could never come back to Hollyoaks, because her character had died in a skydiving accident. There would be no way to come back from that.



The months went on and Loui still had no real offers of jobs. Even she was surprised when she got a phone call from her agent. “Hi, Loui,” he said “Hi,” she replied. “ I have an offer for you, but before you get too excited there is a catch.” “Ok,” she said,” What kind of catch, I am happy to get an offer at this point. What is it all about?” “Well, it is a show that you may have heard of before called let her have it.” “Oh yeah,” she laughed,” That show with all the gunge. Yeah I know what you are talking about.” “Well, they would like to know if you would like to be a guest on the show. Of course, I have to warn you, you would be getting messy. It’s best that you know up front.” Loui thought it over to herself for a minute. 2Well, it is a job on tv. I haven’t been on tv in awhile. Besides, I can’t afford to be choosey right now, they way things are going. I’ve seen the show before, I know what to expect. Fine I’ll do it.” Loui did not really want to get messy on national television, but it would be a good chance for her to get herself seen again. Also, she quite fancied Mr. G., although she would not have admitted that to her agent or to anyone else. She had seen the show before and knew how messy it could get. She knew that it would probably get very embarrassing for her, but she was sort of curious about what it would actually be like. She sort of wanted to try it. She thought that it was a bit naughty. She was actually a big fan of the show and began to get more and more excited about the thought of being on it. She planned what she would wear and spent hours getting ready. She knew it was crazy because she was going to end up dripping in filthy mess, but she could not help it. She texted all of her friends and told them about it. She told them it was going to be embarrassing, but she wanted everyone to tune in. She told all of her friends from Hollyoaks. She still saw a lot of them regularly. They were going to really enjoy watching the show and seeing what was going to happen to her. The anticipation built within her. Part of her was dreading what was going to happen, part of her was very excited. ”I’m going to get gunged!”, she texted her friends.



Loui spent ages trying to decide what she was going to wear on the show. In the end she chose a pair of very short, tight white shorts and a pink and purple top. The shorts were very tight and showed off her sexy legs, that she was always showing off during her days on Hollyoaks. At this point, she was trying to look sexy to grab some attention for herself. For some reason, she had always found herself wearing very little clothing on Hollyoaks. It was part of what she had to do for her role. Although, her character Sarah, was not portrayed as a slut, she had been with too many partners to even count and always wore short dresses and skirts. Loui’s legs were amazing, however , and they definitely were worth showcasing. She looked amazing that night as always. Her friends thought that she was crazy, but encouraged her to be on the show, because they wanted to watch her getting messy. Loui got herself ready and headed down to the studio.



She walked in with smile and was advised about how the show would go. It was no surprise to her, as she had seen the show before. No one on the show could believe how excited Loui was to meet Mr. G.. No one was ever that excited to meet him before. She did not get to meet Mr. G. before the show. She would get to meet him during her appearance on the show. She was a bit nervous, but got herself already backstage and awaited her cue.



Mr. G. came onto the stage to open the show. “Tonight,” he said,” Our special guest is the one and only Loui Batley. Some of you will know her better has Sarah Barnes from Hollyoaks.” The audience cheered. Loui came onto the stage, smiling and waiving to the crowd. She walked to Mr. G. and shook his hand. They greeted each other warmly and sat down on couches opposite each other. Loui sat down, crossing her legs. “Hello, Loui.” he said. “Hello, yourself,” she said,” It is s so good to meet you. I am so happy to be here.” “It’s great to have you here on Let Her Have It. I have to say, I may speak for a lot of the men out there when I say that we miss seeing you on Hollyoaks quite a bit, actually.” “Gosh, thanks,” she replied. “Sometimes it is just time for a change.” “Well, we all really enjoyed seeing you on our televisions on a daily basis,” he said. “I enjoy watching this show as well, I must admit. I was embarrassed to admit it until I was given the chance to appear.” ”Well, you’ve seen the show, so you should have a bit of an idea what we have in store for you today,” he said. “I am guessing that it involves me, getting covered in something messy and gross. All over my body.” “Pretty much,” he said. They both laughed and she put her hand on his arm. “be gentle with me. Is it going to be really gross?,” she have whispered. “I think so,” he said. “Thanks,” she laughed. “I feel like getting dirty,” she said,” Are you going to help clean me up afterwards, backstage after the show” she flirted. They both laughed.



“I think that the best place for us to begin would have to be a little something that we know as… the giant flush.” The crowd cheered. Loui blushed laughing and jokingly saying,” NOOO!” She shook her head blushing. “Have you seen the giant flush before, Loui?” “yeah, I have. I have to sit on a toilet while it gets flushed on me,” she laughed,” I hope you have brought enough toilet paper.” “Well, it is just brown gunge, but, yes it will be flushed all over you.” “Well, getting a toilet flushed on me is not something I have thought about before, but for you, I will do it,” she teased. With that, the curtains were pulled back and the giant flush was revealed. The crowd cheered its approval. Loui’s mouth fell open. She pointed and laughed. The studio filled with fake fart noises. “My friends at Hollyoaks are going to love this,” Loui said. “I think that a lot of people are going to enjoy seeing this, to be honest,” Mr. G. said. “You are dying to see me on that toilet aren’t you,” Loui laughed. “I think that goes without saying,” he replied. She blushed. “It’s time for me to take the walk of shame I think,” Loui said. She stood up and arranged her hair around her ears. Mr. G. stood up an accompanied her. She walked over to the giant flush. She lowered her bottom onto the toilet and stretched her legs out. She then positioned herself on the toilet correctly. More farting noises came from the giant flush, as if Loui was making them. Loui was going to be the prefect target. She looked above her and laughed. “I am going to get the giant flush am I?,” she asked. “Well, I don’t mind Mr. G. flush that toilet on me if you must.” She erupted in laughter. “You got me on the throne,” she said. “Ok, Loui, any last words?,” Mr. G. said. She laughed. “It’s toilet time,” she replied and laughed out loud. The crowd started chanting flush, flush, flush.” “You might as well let me have it,” she said. She pointed upwards with her index finger. She couldn’t help but laugh in spite of herself.



Mr. G. went over to the enormous flusher. Loui braced herself, her famous bare legs wrapped around the porcelain toilet bowl beneath her. “Ok everyone,” Mr. G. said,” It is time to flush the toilet on Loui Batley, ie Sarah Barnes.” She smiled and laughed. “Toilet time,” he said. He pulled down on the flusher. Loui gave a worried look and then looked up. “I think she need this,” he said. As Loui looked up farting noises began. They were followed by the sounds of someone going to the toilet. Then a flushing noise. Loui giggled. She looked up just as the flood of thick, sloppy brown gunge poured through the giant toilet seat above her. She moved her neck forward so the gunge would not pour straight into her mouth. In that second the gunge poured. The brown, poo like slop poured down onto Loui’s face. Before she knew it she closed her eyes and the lumpy brown muck poured over her entire face. The brown glop poured onto her hair and endlessly poured down her face. It poured down onto her bare thighs, covering her legs in splatters of thick brown mess. It splattered her knees and down her calves, trickling down to her ankles. The gunge splattered and stained her clothes. Her white shorts were now filthy brown. She made a funny face and then laughed again. She could feel the sloppy gunge all over her legs. She moved her legs in and out as they were covered in brown mess. She wiggled her mouth and nose about as the gunge poured and poured. Eventually the gunge stopped. She rubbed her arms and wiped her nostrils and eyes. She looked and pointed at Mr. G. She was one hundred percent covered in brown muck. “If you wanted to have me go to the bathroom, you only had to ask. I look like I am covered in shit,” she laughed. “I am so dirty,” she said.,” I hope you enjoyed that. This is so embarrassing.” She sat on the toilet, trying to clear some of the muck from her underarms and between her legs. “ I can feel it all over my body. This is so embarrassing.” The brown glop dripped everywhere from her sexy body and beautiful face. She was bathed in the stuff.



“Is that it then?,” she asked. “Actually, Loui, it isn’t there is more mess planned for you.” “Ok,” she replied. “I think my clothes are ruined though. I don’t think brown stained like that are going to come out.” Mr. G. walked over to Loui and helped her to her feet. He then walked over with her to another part of the stage, where she sat down on another chair, leaving a trail of brown mess behind her as she walked.



“Ok, Loui, you have experienced the flush, but we have even more planned for you today,” Mr. G. said. “You’re so good to me,” she joked. “I already look like I am covered in poo, what more could happen to me?” “Well, I have took the time and prepared a special meal for you,” Mr. G. said. “Sounds romantic. Well, it would be if it wasn’t going to be poured over my head,” she replied. Mr. G. showed her a bucket. “In this bucket, Loui, is an entire shepherd’s pie. Lamb, onions, gravy, carrots, peas, mashed potatoes and cheese, all mushed together in a giant bucket, just for you.” “I think you should join me,” she said suggestively. “Oh, I couldn’t do that,” he said,” It is a sort of gift, just for you.” “You’re so generous,” she joked,” Well, you might as well get on with it. I’m filthy anyway.” He carried the bucket over and let her look at it. “For those of you, who don’t have a good view, I can confirm that the contents of that bucket are completely disgusting.” Loui closed her eyes, but not as tightly as before. She was already a total mess. Mr. G. stood up with the bucket. It was very heavy as he hoisted it up. He turned it over. Nothing came out for a second. Time seemed to stand still. After what seemed like ages, a gigantic amount of rotten mashed potatoes fell from the bucket, through the air and landed on the top of Loui’s head. It stuck and started to make it’s way down her head. She was plastered in mash from her eyes upward. More fell down onto her lap. She squealed when she felt the thick lumpy mash hit hr bare thighs. It felt different from the gunge. It was almost a solid, lumpy and gross. She plopped her hands in it. Then the gravy, mince and vegetables began to fall out down her face. Peas and carrots fell down her cheeks and chin. It all mixed with the potato in a giant disgusting conglomerations. More of the mess fell down onto her shorts and legs. Loui’s mouth was wide open. She seemed to talk the whole way though saying,” My God, I can’t believe this.” The crowd laughing loudly at her. Her body was now covered in a mixture of the contents of the shepherd pie bucket. Mr. G., jokingly took some of the mashed potato and smeared it across her face. She licked her lips and then breathed a deep sigh. “I hope you are enjoying yourself, Mr. G., at my expense. She opened her legs and took a handful of the thick potato that lay between them. She closed her legs again. She plopped the potato down with her hands and rubbed it on her shorts and thighs. She could feel bits of potato, mince and vegetables inside of her clothes. She wiggled her bottom around.



“Don’t worry Loui, we only have one more surprise in store for you this evening. You look pretty dirty already.” “Yeah, I am dirty alright. Is this how you treat all the girls that you meet?,” she asked. “Well…pretty much,” he responded. She laughed out loud pointing at him. “A tip for all you guys out there. If you want to impress a girl, pouring shepherd’s pie over her head is not always the best way to go,” Loui joked, “Not most girl’s idea of a romantic evening.”



“Loui, what we have for you is a mixed bag really. Almost literally. We have an enormous bucket, the size of a garbage can. That bucket contains applesauce, spam, spaghetti, creamed corn, cottage cheese and lots of other assorted rubbish. It’s all mixed together. It is really delightful.” “That sounds truly disgusting ,” she replied, “I actually find the idea that you come up with this stuff fascinating. Who thinks of that? Well, I guess I will have to grin and bare it. You are going to have to do the cleaning up though later. You made the mess.. You can clean it up.” “Loui, here we go,” he said. She closed her eyes and tried to brace herself. She laughed when he lugged the garbage can out. The audience chanted, ”Trash her, trash her.” He lifted the can and said, ”Here we go.” He jostled the bucket up and began to pour it over her. The slop was every shade of orange, red, beige, green and brown. It poured down over her head. In a second layers of vegetables, meat, noodles, cheese and assorted slop poured onto Loui Batley’s face. The slop was so gross that even audience members were heard saying things like,” Yuck, gross, Oh my god look at her” Loui gave a defeated moan as the conglomerated rubbish made it’s way over her.. Layer after layer heaped over . Mr. G. poured it every where on her body. She then got off the chair and lay on the ground, spread eagle. She closed her eyes and lay motionless, apart from her wiggling toes and legs as Mr. G. sensually poured the layers of disgusting leftovers all over her entire body. She bent her knees as he poured some on her legs. She lay in a heaped pile of mess. The feeling of the slimy food all over body was something like Loui had never experienced before. She closed her eyes and could almost feel a sense of pleasure coming over her. She lay in the mess until the garbage can was emptied. She then sat up, bending her knees, letting the mess fall down her legs and crotch. She gave a half smile. “Loui Batley, everyone,” Mr. G. said,” Let’s here it for her. She really, really took it well.” He leaned over and sincerely thanked her. “Don’t mention it,” she replied with a wink.

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