Lucinda Dryzek vs. Caroline Quentin results

Lucinda Dryzek vs. Caroline Quentin results

Lucinda Dryzek has been acting on the sitcom Life of Riley for several years now. She plays Caroline Quentin’s stepdaughter, Katie on the show. The show is really a vehicle for comedienne Caroline more than anything else. Everyone on the show gets on well and have really comes to get to know one another well. On the set, everyone was always playing pranks on one another and having a laugh. One day Lucinda saw someone getting messy on the television. When she saw this she hatched a plan. “I have got to get Caroline on that show and get her messy. That would be hilarious. Lucinda thought about it and decided that she had to do it. She worked for the same company, so she could easily contact the show and see if they could get something sorted. She made a few phone calls and met with some people from the show. They were delighted at Lucinda’s interest and thought that it would be amazing to have the stars of Life of Riley on their show. They explained to Lucinda that they would have to be fair. They could set up the show, but the way the show was formatted was such that there would have to be a vote. If Lucinda wanted to put Caroline up for the vote that would be fine. That could be a surprise for Caroline, but Lucinda would have to put herself up for the vote as well and it could not be rigged. Lucinda did not hesitate. She knew that Caroline was more famous than she was. Caroline had been in show business for years, Lucinda was still relatively unknown, so she felt that she would not lose a vote like this. She agreed that she could be put up for public vote against her tv mom. She had it all worked out in her head what would happen. She would invite Caroline to another part of the studio after shooting of an episode of Life of Riley and spring the surprise on her about the vote. Before Caroline knew what was happening she would already be covered in mess. Lucinda thought that she had it all worked out. She wanted to set Caroline up so bad that she was blinded to the possibility that there was every chance that the tables could be turned and she could end up being the one covered in mess in front of the world. It was up to the public to decide who would be the one to get it. It was really out of her hands. In her mind though, it was a done deal. She was very excited about the whole thing. Everyone would be congratulating her and teasing Caroline when they saw what she had set up. Lucinda took great care in not tipping her hand to Caroline about what was set up to happen.

The big day finally arrived. Lucinda spoke to Caroline during the filming of their show. She told her not to make any plans for after the show because she had a little surprise for her. Caroline agreed, without much convincing. Everything appeared to be going according to Lucinda’s plan. She was very pleased with herself and was still convinced that she had thought of everything. Lucinda wore a purple top and beige trousers. After the filming of their episode was completed, Lucinda met up with Caroline. “Don’t worry,” Lucinda told her,” It’s not far. They walked together to the other side of the studio. Caroline could see that another show was being filmed. She got a pretty good idea that the surprise was that they were going to be on some kind of talk show or game show. “It’s not Jeremy Kyle is it?,” she joked,” You aren’t sleeping with my husband or anything are you, Lucinda?” “No, don’t worry. It’s nothing like that. You’ll see soon enough. It’s a surprise,” Lucinda said, widening her eyes and giving a huge cheeky smile.

Lucinda heard their cue and she motioned for Caroline to follow her. They walked onto stage and in front of the audience. “Hi,” the host said. “Hello,” Caroline and Lucinda responded. “Now, we understand that Lucinda here came to us and set this whole thing up.” “That’s right,” Lucinda said, smiling coyly. “We also understand that Caroline has not been told anything about the reason why you two are here today.” “No, I was told nothing,” Caroline confirmed. “It looks like this one has been very sneaky and arranged something. I wouldn’t have thought that she could keep a secret this well.” “I am full of surprises. I am quite proud of myself for not letting it slip, actually,” Lucinda said, curling her nose up with a smile. “So, Caroline, I bet that you are curious to know what this is all about,” the host said. “Yeah, you could say that,” Caroline said. “Well, we won’t keep you in the dark any longer,” he replied. “ You see, on our show we have votes. Votes by the public. In these votes it pits one person against another. And do you know what happens to the loser of these votes, Caroline?,” “No, I do not,” she replied. “Well, what happens is, we bring out some gunge or messy food, and do you know what happens to it?” “No I don’t,” she said. “Well Caroline, it is very interesting, because the winner gets to take all of that stuff and pour it over the loser’s head.” Lucinda smiled patiently looking at Caroline, eagerly awaiting her reaction. The crowd applauded. Lucinda pointed her fingers at Caroline and laughed sarcastically. Caroline looked puzzled and laughed. “So who is up for the vote?,” Caroline asked, already half knowing the answer. “Well, thanks to Lucinda here. It will be the two of you. She contacted us and set this whole thing up.” Lucinda brushed her shoulder and motioned at herself saying it was me. “You can fire her if you want after the show,” the host joked. “Got ya!,” Lucinda said. “Well done Lucy,” Caroline said,” You did a great job. I never suspected a thing, honestly.” “Were you surprised?,” Lucinda asked. “Definitely,” Caroline responded. “Yess,” Lucinda celebrated. She had never managed to get one over on Caroline before, but this had all gone so well.

“The thing is everyone. As confident and happy as Lucinda looks. Let’s not forget that there was still a little matter of the vote. Both of you were put up for the vote and it was not rigged in anyway. It is very possible that Caroline might get the last laugh here. It was up to the public to decide. Will they have sided with Lucinda and made her set up complete, or will it all backfire?” “Ha..haha,” Caroline said,” Don’t be too smug, you haven’t won yet. I am very nervous though I must say.” Due to the circumstances, Caroline had a feeling that the set up would be complete. Lucinda still did not look worried. This was so much fun. She was loving it. “I can not wait to get you all messy,” she said, “It is going to be so funny.” “Lucinda, can you tell us a bit why you contacted the show,” the host asked. “ Well, Caroline is my co star. She plays my step mum on the show. On the set there is constantly pranks being played. Mainly by Caroline on us young people. I thought that this would be the ultimate prank. It will be just hilarious to pour gunge all over her. This stuff is so much fun. I thought it would be really funny. Anyway, Caroline is a comedienne. I know she will see the funny side of things and is up for a laugh.”

“Should we get to the results?,” the host asked. The audience cheered its approval. Lucinda said,” Oh yeah.” The lights were lowered in the studio. “Ok everyone, here we go,” the host said. Lucinda looked forward beaming with a huge smile, trying to enjoy every minute of her perceived victory. Caroline crossed her fingers and gave a worried look. She pretended to bite her nails in expectation. “Ok, the stars of Life of Riley, Caroline and Lucinda. This was all Lucinda’s doing, I remind everyone. I can tell you that we have a landslide victory. The loser had a whopping 93 percent of the votes.” Caroline’s jaw dropped. “yes, I knew it,” Lucinda pumped her fist. “Our loser with 93 percent is.. Lucinda Dryzek.” Lucinda’s jaw fell wide open her eyes widened like saucers. She looked like a deer in headlights. “What,” she said incredulously. The audience erupted in applause and laughter. Caroline patted her on the shoulder and pretended to console her,” Never mind,” she said. “I can’t believe this,” Lucinda said, still in shock from the results.

“Well, Lucinda. You contacted the show and set this all up,” the host said. “I know,” she replied, still shocked. “You really did bring this on yourself.” “Shut up,” she said in a low understated voice. “Lucinda, you know what this means don’t you?” “She is going to get to take gunge and messy food and pour it over my head,” Lucinda replied. “Yes, indeed. Let this be a lesson to all of you youngsters at home. Do not try to set people up or pay tricks. Lucinda here is going to be learning the hard way.” “Sorry, dear,” Caroline said. She then turned to the host,” Is it going to be really messy and disgusting?,” she asked. Everyone laughed. Lucinda, still wide eyed and shocked was placed in a chair, which she passively fell into, crossing her arms. She really did not know what hit her. The slop buckets were then brought out. “Is this really going to happen?,” Lucinda asked. “Yes,” the host said,” Unfortunately for you, Lucinda, it is going to happen.” “Oh yeah,” Caroline said in a funny voice. “You’re gonna get it good.” When Lucinda saw the buckets being brought out, her eyes widened even more. “Oh my gosh,” she said. “I don’t think I want to play anymore,” she said. She knew that she could not really protest, because this whole thing was her idea and, really, she was getting what was coming to her. She had told everyone involved with Life of Riley about this. Now they would be laughing at her, not Caroline. Meanwhile, Caroline was dancing around and chuckling.

Caroline grabbed the first bucket,” So, finally we arrive at this long awaited moment. Lucinda Dryzek, time to get messy,” the host said. The first bucket that Caroline picked up contained disgusting egg salad. It was white and yellow in s disgust sort of mayo type substance. It was thick and smelled atrocious. “What do we have to start off with?,” the host asked. “A little egg salad to start,” Caroline said. “Egg salad!,” Lucinda said,” You’re not serious.” Lucinda shut her eyes and scrunched her face up in anticipation for what was about to hit her. Caroline stood behind her tv daughter smiling. She shook her up and down in an exaggerated way as the crowd cheered her on. She took both hands and lifted the bucket slightly above Lucinda’s head, aiming the egg salad at the middle of her head and down her face. She slowly began to pour. The eggy mess began to slither and slide out of the bucket toward Lucinda’s face. It was much less clumpy and more creamy than Caroline expected. It started pouring out. The first bit landed on Lucinda’s head. It started pouring a bit quicker and started to ooze down Lucinda’s face. Lucinda was not really prepared for how the mess would feel on her face and body. The egg salad started to pour over her beautiful face. It was completely covering her in drippy whitish yellow sludge. When it hit her face the coldness as well as the smell instantly caused her eyes to open up and widen. Her mouth opened with a scream. Shivers went down her spine. She nearly jumped out of her chair. She wiggled her body, almost involuntarily. Lifting her leg slightly. Lucinda squirmed in her seat. Her bottom almost bouncing up and down. In the meantime, Caroline continued to pour indiscriminately. She took a broader aim, pouring the stinky egg salad all over Lucinda’s body. Lucinda almost gagged as she was covered. When the bucket was empty, Lucinda had egg salad everywhere. She shook her arms and let some drip off. Tons stuck all over her body. Large amounts collected on her shoulders and lap. The whole top part her head was covered in the yellow, rotten mess. She gave a pseudo sad face. She took her hand swept it over her forehead and fringe, wiping away some of the collected mess that was stuck to her hair and face. Bits of egg fell from her mouth. Gooey bits dripped from Lucinda’s nose. She looked pissed off to say the least. “Isn’t my tv daughter beautiful,” Caroline said. The sight of Lucinda Dryzek covered in egg salad was enjoyable to say the least.

“Caroline, what do we have next for Lucinda here?,” the host asked. “ Here come the cole slaw,” Caroline said in a funny voice. “I think she did order slaw with that,” the host said. Lucinda slapped her hands on her thighs and looked at them as if to say,” I can not believe this is happening.” Caroline grabbed the slop bucket filled with cole slaw. The crowd began chanting,” Slaw, slaw, slaw” “Here it comes,” Caroline said. She lifted the cole slaw packed bucket over her tv daughter and started to pour. She herself could hardly believe that she was standing there pouring cole slaw over the head of this young woman. The disgusting cole slaw plummeted from the bucket and landed on Lucinda’s head and lap. The creamy, sloppy white messy plopped down on Lucinda in chunks at first, landing on her body. Her gorgeous brown hair now covered tinged in sloppy white cole slaw. The smell caused Lucinda to gag. After that, the cole slaw got creamier. The putrid, rancid white mess poured down over Lucinda’s face. She could taste the cole slaw, as hard as she tried not to. Caroline let it pour straight over Lucinda’s face and neck. Gravity took some of the cole slaw and allowed it to pour down the rest of Lucinda’s body. She could feel it suck to and down her top and all over her legs. Lucinda tried to catch her breath, blowing air from her mouth and expelling some cole slaw when the flow stopped. Caroline then looked in the bucket and noticed that there was a large congealed blob at the bottom. She took her hand, reached in and grabbed the last blob of cole slaw. She went around to Lucinda’s front. Before Lucinda knew what was happening, Caroline took her and pushed it into Lucinda’s face. Caroline rubbed the cole slaw around in Lucinda’s face, literally. It came with such force that it knocked Lucinda over onto her backside. She quickly sat up and took her place back on the chair.

Caroline, meanwhile already grabbed the next bucket of messy food. This bucket contained gravy. “This one is for all the mums,” Caroline said. “It is time we got our own back on the younger generation. I bet there are loads of mums out there who have always wanted to do this to their daughters.” There was really nothing that Lucinda could say or do. Caroline took the bucket of incredibly thick, light brown turkey gravy and approached Lucinda. “Sorry, honey,” she whispered. Lucinda bit her lip as the gravy came pouring down onto her. All she could do was close her eyes. She was already filthy. The gravy poured down onto her face, soaking her hair, plopping on her ponytail, mixing with the mess that already stuck all over her. Caroline showered her tv daughter with the gravy. She poured it down her neck and down her chest. She then poured some down her back and down the back of Lucinda’s trousers. She then poured more over Lucinda’s calves, thighs and lap. Then even over her feet. She moved the bucket around this time, making sure that the gravy got to flow over every part of Lucinda’s body. Lucinda took both hand and wiped the gravy from her eyes, flicking it in both directions. She then itched her nose with her hand. She looked like she had been in a gravy rain storm.

There was only one more bucket left to go. Lucinda had been a really good sport about all of this. Of course, she had very little choice in the matter. Caroline made her way over to grab the final bucket. The crowd’s cheering began to build. Caroline had a peek in the bucket and then looked at the crowd. “Spaghetti,” she shouted. Lucinda put her fist to her chin as if to say,” Let’s get this over with, please.” Caroline took the spaghetti and got ready to let Lucinda have it. The bucket was enormous and was heavy to carry. It was like a small garbage can. She motioned for the crowd to count down. 3...2.…1. She had to use her knee to hoist the bucket up for the first pour. It fell forward, pouring some onto Lucinda’s back. She then pushed it upwards with all her strength allowing some spaghetti to fall out down onto Lucinda’s head. Lucinda’s eyes widened and her mouth opened with a scream as she felt the spaghetti coming down onto her head. It was thick with sauce and cheese. The orangey red mess poured down on her face. Her face was now covered in bits of the spaghetti. It was very heavy and fell, splashing down onto her body. Her legs and lap collecting spaghetti. She could feel it on her neck and back. Her shirt was no defence against the mess as the spaghetti fell into it, some coming out the bottom onto her lap. Her shirt had gone almost see through by now, her black bra now visible from the back. The experience of sitting there having spaghetti poured over her head was surreal to say the least. Her fringe dripped with spaghetti. She did not even really try to clear away any of the spaghetti, because she was so messy already there was no point. She just let the spaghetti drip from her body in its own time. “She hates leftovers,” Caroline said. Lucinda looked at her and gave an annoyed fake laugh.

“So, Caroline, what did you think of that,” the host asked. “That was great. I want to thank Lucinda for setting this all up. It was very thoughtful of her. I certainly never thought that I would be pouring spaghetti over Lucinda’s head, but it was a good surprise, I must say,” “Lucinda, that kind of backfired on you a little bit there didn’t it?” “Oh yeah, I guess you could say that. I think I have learned my lesson.” “Do the cast and crew back at Life of Riley know about today?,” he asked “Yes,” she said dejectedly,” I told everyone. I am going to be a laughing stock. I am sure they are all going to enjoy this.” “So, Lucinda Dryzek everyone. Let’s hear it for her. She was good sport. We thank her for contacting the show and arranging all of this. We will see you next time.” As the show went off the air the camera zoomed in on Caroline she was smiling and clapping. She pointed to her right. The camera moved right and zoomed in on a very messy Lucinda. She gave a muted smile and waived to everyone.