Monday, 31 August 2015

Paula Lane, Kyley is filthy

Paula Lane, Kyley is filthy

Kyley was the live in girlfriend of Gail’s son, David. Kyley  had not always been the easiest person to live with. She could be annoying for many reasons. She did things that really annoyed Gail. Gail was stuck with her and there was not a lot she could do. Gail got so annoyed with Kyley that she wrote into a Let Her Have It with her plight. She explained all of the things that Kyley did. The show responded saying that they would like to have the two appear so that Gail may get revenge on Kyley for everything. Gail was going to get to humiliate and expose Kyley in front of the whole world. It was going to be amazing for her.

Kyley had no clue it was going to happen. She thought that she was going to be on a gameshow where she would be seen in front of the whole country and might win prizes. She was incredibly excited about being on television. She told everyone that she knew or came in contact with to be sure to watch it. She thought that she was going to be a star. She dressed up for the show as best she could as well. She was a total chav, so dressed accordingly. Gail found all of this hilarious, because Kyley was setting herself up for more embarrassment then she could have ever imagined. She was, unknowingly making it worse for herself.

Kyley and Gail began the show sat in the audience. On Let Her Have It, celebrities were always the ones who ended up getting messy so Kyley did not think that she had anything to worry about. She thought if mess was involved it would probably be administered on a celebrity and not herself. No civilian had ever really gotten messy on the show before. Mr. G. began to speak,” For the next part of the show, we have some special guests in our audience. Can we please have Kyley and Gail from Weatherfield.” Kyley and Gail stood up and walked down the stairs onto the stage. They shook Mr. G.’s hand. “Gail can you introduce yourselves to everyone please?,” Mr. G. asked. “ Hello, I am Gail Platt, I am from Coronation Street in Weatherfield and this is Kyley, my son’s girlfriend.” 

“We hear that you two live together. How is that?” “It’s great,” Kyley said. “Well, Kyley, we have a confession to make, actually, as you know, Gail contacted the show, what you don’t know is why she contacted the show.” The crowd knowingly oohed and awed. Kyley looked a little concerned. She looked up at Gail. “What do you mean?” “Well, Kyley, Gail called us because she has one or two issues. I think we should let her explain.” 

“Well, basically, Kyley is dirty little bitch. She is absolutely filthy. I have to clean up after her all of the time. She leaves dirty dishes everywhere. She leaves her dirty clothes everywhere. She makes a complete mess of the bathroom all of the time. Her personal hygiene is lacking. She has BO and she is constantly letting rip all of the time. She leaves stains in the toilet constantly. I have to wash her clothes all of the time, because she is too lazy to do any of it herself. As a result I have to clean her underwear. The stains on them, they just won’t come out. I spend hours scrubbing the filthy cow’s knickers. She is filthy chav. She just stinks. She is a total skank as well. She can’t seem to keep her legs closed. She also spends ages in the toilet doing God knows what.”

Kyley was blushing. This was so embarrassing, especially because it was all true and she knew it. “Gosh Kyley, what do you have to say to that?,” Mr. G. asked. “It’s not true. She is just trying to embarrass me.” “Oh yeah,” Gail said. She then whipped a pair of Kyley’s panties from her pocket. She turned them inside out displaying them for the world. The stains inside fully visible to the world. Kyley was stunned. The level of embarrassment was through the roof. She could hear everyone in the audience judging her, commenting on what a skank she was, how gross she was. She crossed her arms and shook her head.

“We understand that you have brought a few more items of Kyley’s today Gail,” Mr. G. said. A duffel bag was brought out and given to Gail. Gail fluttered her eyes. Kyley could do nothing but look on helplessly. Gail then began to pull out some of the items from the bag. “Does this look familiar Kyley?,” she asked. She pulled out a large purple vibrator. “Oh dear Kyley. You know this has seen a lot of action,” Gail said. Kyley could not believe that this was happening. “I can’t fucking believe this,” she muttered to herself. “Oh come on Kyley, this thing is very loud. They can hear it down the street when you are using it and it is all the time.” Gail switched it on, because it was a cheap one it vibrated incredibly loud. Kyley blushed. “Oh God,” she muttered. Gail then pulled out other embarrassing personal items that belonged to Kyley including handcuffs, lube, a vibrating ring and a whip. “I spoke with my so. He has never seen any of this stuff before,” Gail said. “That stuff could be anybody’s,” Kyley stuttered, but from the look on her face, it was obvious that the stuff all belonged to her.

“Well Kyley, I think Gail’s case is pretty convincing. Who thinks that Kyley deserves to be punished? Who thinks that Gail should get revenge upon her?,” he asked. The crowd cheered their approval. “Well, since a lot of the issues stem around the bathroom, we thought that the world famous giant flush would be very appropriate. This young lady that makes such a mess in toilet should have to get a taste of her own medicine, taking a seat on our toilet and experiencing a great deal of mess herself. Let’s get Kyley on the throne.” Before she could react, she was lead over to the small toilet of the giant flush. “Sit your ass down on the throne, Kyley,” Gail told her. Kyley could only do as she was instructed. This was about as embarrassing as thing could get.

Gail then took her place at the flusher. She was grinning from ear to ear. “Ok,” Mr. G. said,”  I think everyone can agree that Kyley really deserves this. Gail is going to get to flush the toilet on her son’s girlfriend. Kyley always leaves a mess in the toilet so now she is about to get a taste of her own medicine. Gail is going to get revenge. I bet Gail has wanted to do something like this for a long time. On the count of three, Gail is going to flush that toilet all over Kyley.” Everyone then counted down. “Three……..two…….…one.”

Kyley closed her eyes, She wrapped her arms around herself. Gail laughed as she pulled down on the flusher. The noises of someone going to the toilet began to fill the air, followed by the sounds of a toilet flushing. This lasted for a period of time. Finally, thick brown gunge began to pour down from the larger toilet bowl that lay above Kyley and the smaller toilet. The first bit came in a big brown lump. It fell from above and landed on top of Kyley’s head. It rolled down her face and down her chest, before landing on her lap. Everyone roared in laughter as they watched Kyley getting it. The thick brown gunge then began to pour onto her. It poured down on top of her head, all over her face and down onto her shoulders. She made a frowny face with her lips as the gunge began to cover the top half of her face. She comically struggled as the mess continued pouring all over her. She squirmed on her seat as the mess poured over her front, covering her tank top and her skirt. Soon Kyley was about three quarters covered in thick brown mess. Brown was definitely the colour that suited her the best. “Kyley feels right at home on the John,” someone said. The brown mess continued slopping her face. Her clothes were covered. It was all over her body. The sound effects continued the whole time. Gail playfully kept jamming her hand down on the flusher as if to make it pour more on Kyley. “Go on Gail, flush that toilet on her,” Mr. G. said. Gail giggled and laughed, pointing at Kyley. When the mess stopped, Kyley was left to air herself out, rubbing her arms. A face a brown mess. “You really are a dirty bitch, Kyley,” Gail teased. Kyley tried to dust herself off as best she could, but she was covered in mess all over.

“Gail, usually that would be it, but I think that you have suffered so long with Kyley that you deserve a bit more revenge. What does everyone think?,” Mr G. asked. The audience roared its approval. “We know that Gail tidies up after Kyley and that she can make quite a mess, so we thought that we would teach Kyley a little lesson.” With that, several garbage bags were brought out. “These garbage bags are filled with the real trash from your house. This is the actual waste that Kyley has produced. Now she is going to be taught a little lesson, as she will have to be given it all back.” “Oh come on, this isn’t fair,” Kyley protested, knowingly deep down that she really did deserve this. “Oh by the way, Kyley, will there be anyone watching at home?” Her eyes widened. “Oh shit,” she said,” I told everyone about the show and told them to watch.” ”Well wave into the camera, the world will be watching.” The whole world saw the lump in Kyley’s throat.

Gail was handed the rubbish sacks. “I can honestly say that I am going to enjoy trashing this filthy little chav,” Gail said. She ripped open the first bag all over Kyley. The trash inside was real. It was, genuinely Kyley’s own garbage from the house. The garbage fell from the bag all over her. It was greasy and slimy, filled with garbage water. It stunk as well. Much of the garbage was food waste from Kyley’s leftovers. All sorts of discarded food waste fell onto Kyley. It was clear from what covered her what she had had for dinner for the previous few weeks. There were bits of all sorts of food products, but baked beans in particular seemed to permeate everything. The filthy trash stuck all over the brown gunge that was already covering Kyley from head to toe.

Gail then proceeded to rip open the other two bags, pouring the trash down over her future daughter in law. The third one, she pushed into her face. The bags themselves were torn to shreds and left to lay all over Kyley, joining the piles of mess that covered her. Bits of discarded rubbish covered Kyley from head to toe. It smelled atrocious. The bags had been left outside in hot weather for a few days. They were very disgusting by this point. Kyley gagged. She looked totally grossed out.

“So, Kyley,” Mr. G. teased,” Did you learn your lesson?,” Kyley rolled her eyes. She just looked up at him, not saying anything. “Well there you have,” Mr. G. said,” Gail, how was that for you?” “It was everything I hoped it would be and more. The whole world now knows what a filthy pig Kyley really is. She deserves to be covered in her own filth. She made it and she deserves to wallow in it. No one will be cleaning up her mess today, that is for sure. And a big hello to everyone watching on Coronation Street. I hoped you enjoyed that.”

The show came to a close as Kyley wallowed in the mess that covered her.

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