Alexandra Burke vs. Duffy the results

Alexandra Burke vs. Duffy the results




Mr. G. welcomed everyone to another episode of Let Her Have It. “Hi and welcome to everyone. Today on Let Her Have It, we have a very interesting vote. Today two female recording artists are up for the vote. So far, they have both managed to avoid mess and have stayed clean. But, tonight, that will change dramatically for one of our two singers, but which one? I bet it’s going to be a close one this time, but no one yet knows what the results will be. Both singers are very attractive, but in very different ways. So who will it be? Our contestants for tonight are Alexandra Burke and Duffy.”

Alexandra entered from one side of the stage laughing, smiling and waiving. She was wearing a sparkly silver dress that was very low cut and showed quite a bit of leg. Duffy entered from the other side wearing a soft blue and grey dress. She looked slightly more demure but very good as well. Her smile was not as big as Alexandra’s but she waived to her fans.



“Ladies,” Mr. G. said,” It is a big night tonight. I am sure that you have seen the show or at least heard about. You have probably seen what happened to people like Lily Allen and Karen Gillian. One of you two is going to be joining the esteemed list of people who have been trashed on Let her have it and the other one, well, will be getting the pleasure of delivering the mess to the unlucky loser. I have to say that you both look great tonight, someone is going to look very different in only a few minutes. There is no telling how the vote may have gone. So, let’s hear from the candidates. Duffy, what are your thoughts.”



“I think that there is a pretty decent chance that I will be leaving the studio tonight dripping with slop. I have to be honest, I have always kind of wondered what it might be like to have sloppy mess all over my body. I might even write a song about it. Obviously, it would be a surreal moment having Alexandra Burke pouring god know what over my head. I don’t reckon it will be me though. I reckon more people will fancy Alexandra getting it then me, but I am very interested to see what will happen,” Duffy said.



“And Alexandra,” Mr. G. asked. “Quite simply,” Alexandra said,” I just hope that it is not me. I don’t know what it would feel like for Duffy to gunge me and I don’t really want to find out. Hahaha. Obviously, if the fans want to see me covered in slop then that is what they will get. I won’t chicken out. I can’t chicken out, but I do hope that Duffy is the loser. I think she deserves it and would look better covered in mess than me. Plus, I spent a lot of time in hair and makeup, I wouldn’t want to ruin all that. I think I will leave the mess for Duffy if I could. Frankly, I think that I would seriously enjoy pouring some kind of slop on Duffy, actually.”

Duffy started laughing,” Gee thanks Alexandra. Looks like the gloves are off and the truth comes out. I won’t have any mercy on you now, if I do happen to win,” Duffy said. “Oh no,” Alexandra said,” I don’t think that I should have said that now.” They both laughed.



“MMM, it’s getting interesting. That’s what we like to see. The winner really enjoying messing our loser. But we don’t yet know who will be the gunger and who will be the gungee. But we will find out very shortly, “ Mr. G. said, It’s just about time for the moment of truth. The moment that everyone here has been waiting for. Time to find out who will be getting messy.”



Duffy was crossing her fingers making faces and begging please no. Alexandra was blushing and laughing with her eyes closed and her hands to her mouth. They both closed their eyes in anticipation.

“Ok,” Mr. G. said,” It’s time to reveal our results. The person who has been voted for to take the mess…and get covered by the other…on national tv… in what may be the most embarrassing moment of their life…with everyone watching..,” as he was saying this Duffy and Alexandra were squirming in anticipation. Get on with it they shouted. “Our big loser today. Unbelievably with double the amount of votes. Is……..Duffy!”



Alexandra shouted yes in your face Duffy. She pointed and laughed as Duffy’s mouth was wide open. She pointed to herself and then put her arms out wide on either side of her and said ,”Who, me.” She started laughing and then said, ”Oh…. My… gosh.” “It’s time for Duffy to get dirty,” Alexandra said. Duffy then said, “Oh, please. I’ll beg you.” Duffy jokingly got on her knees and sang,” Please Alexandra. I’m beggin’ you for Mercy.” Alexandra laughed at her. “Hey, it was worth a try ,” Duffy joked.

“So, Duffy,” Mr. G. said, “Ya, lost, quite badly as it urns out.” “Well, it looks like the fans are going to get their moneys worth. They want to see me covered in slop and that is exactly what they are going to get, apparently. As I said earlier, it will be interesting to actually see what it is like. I wish it was Alexandra getting it though. If for no other reason then the fact that she is going to just love doing it to me. She definitely won’t have any mercy on me. She is going to love every minute of this I can tell you. She’s gonna just love this I know.”

“Alexandra, I know you are ecstatic about this. You won and won easily as it turns out,” Mr. G. said. “Well. Mr. G., I always win. I won X factor and I won tonight. Honestly, I did think there was a real chance it would be me, so I am relieved and excited that I won. On top of that, I get the pleasure of getting to do what I am about to do to Duffy. It’s nothing personal, I just think that pouring sloppy messy food over someone’s head is going to be so much fun. I have no sympathy for her, she knew the risks and I get the rewards. I am going to get Duffy very dirty tonight. I hope everyone has their vcr’s on because you are not going to want to miss this,” Alexandra said.



“You bitch,” Duffy joked. Then squealed. “Please, have mercy,” pretending to be upset. In the meantime everyone cheered as the cart containing the containers of mess was wheeled in. Duffy smiled, rolled her eyes, moved her tongue to the corner of her mouth and shook her head.



Alexandra said,” Remember when you were on your knees begging for mercy, Duffy. Can you get down on them again. That would be the perfect place to start,” as she eyed the contents of the cart. Duffy made that look again, she walked over and got on her knees. “Can we have some music please,” Alexandra asked. Duffy’s song Mercy was played on loop. When she heard it Duffy burst out laughing. It was meant sort of to mock her, but she just found it funny. “We know the secret meaning behind this song, Duffy, so we thought you would enjoy this,” Alexandra said.



“Ok,” Mr. G. said,” Who wants to see Duffy get it?” The crowd cheered. Alexandra screamed oh yeah. “Ok then, it’s time to let Duffy have it,” Mr. G. said.

Alexandra picked out her first item. She chose a pie with a twist. It was a steak and kidney pie. It had puff pastry on the top. Inside was steak, carrots, mushrooms, kidney beans and peas in a brown gravy type sauce. On top though was whipped cream. Duffy would think it was a regular pie and would get a big surprise when it hit her. Alexandra walked over to Duffy and held the pie in front of her face. Duffy realized why she had been asked to kneel. “Oh my gosh,” Duffy said. She screwed up her face and closed her eyes tightly as she braced herself for the impact. Alexandra lifted three fingers on one hand above her hand, motioning for the audience to count down. They obliged they counted 3.…2...1. Alexandra leaned back then as hard as she could thrust the pie into Duffy’s face. It exploded everywhere. She pied her so hard that Duffy nearly fell over on to her backside from the force. The pie exploded in her face. The tin fell revealing Duffy’s face covered in a mixture of whip cream, gravy, beef, vegetables and pastry. Thick bits of beef slid down her face, congealed in greasy gravy. A huge bit of the pastry fell on her chest and lap. Her face was mainly brown in gravy with some streaks of white cream in it. The gravy was quite old and thick which created large globs of it that had vegetables and steak stuck in. They fell from her face. Alexandra was on the floor laughing of course. “That felt so good,” she said,” I can’t describe what it felt like the moment I pied her in the face. I only wish everyone had a chance.” In the mean time, Duffy was busy clearing chunks of steaks and mushrooms from her face. She cleared her eyes. “I hope that she likes steak and mushroom pie,” Alexandra said,” because she just got a lot of it. Ooops, I forgot to ask.” Duffy licked her lips. She made the mistake of taking a bit of the steak and trying to eat it. She took a small bit from her face and stuck it in her mouth trying to eat it. When she tasted it, she had to spit it back out again straight away because it tasted awful. “Eww, that tastes disgusting. Next time, if you put a steak and kidney pie in my face, can you please make sure it’s a tasty one at least,” Duffy said jokingly.



Duffy was then allowed to take a seat in the hot seat. She crossed her arms and said, “Lay it on me. I’m already a mess. You may as well just nail me even more.” Alexandra grabbed the next item. It was a large pot of potato and leak soup. It was white and contained potatoes, leaks, carrots, sweet corn, cabbage and peas. It was at the same time thick and runny. It wasn’t as thick as custard but not as thin as liquid. Alexandra took a large wooden spoon. She stirred the soup and then used it to drip a drop or two of soup onto Duffy’s head. Duffy shivered. She put her hands on her lap and awaited the soup. “Soup’s on,” Alexandra said, “On Duffy.” Duffy looked up slightly as the soup showered down over her. She rubbed her arms and legs as Alexandra dumped it all over her slowly. She just sat there and closed her eyes it poured all over her. She ran her finders through her hair as it continued to pour. At first it was just the creamy broth that fell, but as time went on the vegetables started falling on to her. Her head was covered in sweet corn, carrots, cabbage and other vegetables. Vegetables fell all over her and stuck everywhere. Large hunks of potato and cabbage fell and splattered on her body and clothes. When it was over, Duffy was covered nearly from head to toe in white creamy soup. Her clothes were all soppy and saturated in it, making them feel heavy. Her face was covered in the slop. Bits of vegetable stuck to her face and arms. Her lap was covered in cabbage, leaks and potato. She tried to gather it all on her hands and push it to the floor. Alexandra just pointed and laughed. “Lovely,” Duffy said and laughed sarcastically.



Alexandra returned to the cart and looked at the final item that was waiting for Duffy. She smiled and laughed. Alexandra then explained to everyone what the large bucket in front of her contained. The contents of the bucket was an entire Sunday dinner. In it was mashed potato, stuffing, bits of turkey, gravy, swede and carrot and mixed vegetables. All of it mixed together in one sloppy mess. Alexandra explained that she was about to “Serve” the dinner to Duffy. “You love Sunday lunch don’t you Duffy?,” she asked. “Oh yeah, it’s my favourite,” Duffy said sarcastically,” But usually it eat Sunday lunch. It isn’t usually poured all over my body. It should be quite, ell, interesting,” Duffy said. Alexandra walked over. “Mmmm yummy,” Alexandra said,” Dinner is served.” “I guess dinner is on me today,” Duffy said. She was already covered in slop. Alexandra tipped the bucket on her. Mashed potato fell onto Duffy, falling onto her chest and lap. Vegetables rained on her. Bits of stuffing fell onto her face and body. Gravy covered everything. Bits of turkey fell onto Duffy’s face, arms and legs. All of the food was mixed together, but each individual bit of the Sunday lunch was also visible in the gravy all over Duffy. She could feel stuffing and potato in her clothes. Her hair also had vegetables, bits of turkey, potato and stuffing matted in it. Duffy played with a bit of stuffing that had landed in her lap. When she did, it fell apart and bits of stuffing fell all over her. She looked like a human turkey dinner. She laughed as the food poured on her. When the bucket was empty, Alexandra put it on the floor then stood back and admired her work. She pointed and laughed at Duffy. She had her picture taken with Duffy. Duffy put her hands at her side and licked her lips. She tried to empty some of the food from her lap and dress.



“So, Alexandra, any comments,” Mr. G. asked. “That was great. I enjoyed that very much. Everyone should get the chance to do that once in their life. It is a very satisfying feeling. You can tell how much the audience enjoyed that as well. I have nothing against Duffy. She is a very nice girl, but I thoroughly enjoyed doing that to her. I mean look at her. It’s hilarious. I love it. Sorry, Duffy. But I loved it and I would do it again in a heartbeat, “ Alexandra said.

“And Duffy. You lost, and Alexandra certainly did not have any mercy on you,” Mr. G. said. “She certainly didn’t. Hey, I lost, fair and square and I had to pay the consequences. It was pretty embarrassing and very messy. Everyone is watching. It was actually kind of enjoyable in a weird way. How do I look? I actually feel quite sexy. I can’t describe how it feels. It’s an indescribable feeling. I mean I am covered in leftovers. I had to sit here while she poured the mess all over my body. There is definitely something sexy in it. I get a similar feeling when I am singing Mercy actually. Maybe I have said too much. I am glad everyone else enjoyed it so much.”



“We want to thank Alexandra Burke for being so much fun, and we want a to really thank Duffy for being such a good sport. She has been one of our best guests ever. So we invite you all to join us next time, when another celebrity will be in Duffy’s place. See you all then,” Mr. G. said.



As the show went off the air a split screen came up with a before and after shot of Duffy. Duffy smiled and waived and laughed as the camera captured a close up of her still completely covered.

Keeley Hawes vs. Gabby Logan Results

Keeley Hawes vs. Gabby Logan Results

“This week on Let Her Have it we have a very interesting vote. Someone is going to get trashed but who will it be. Welcome to let her have it,” a voice over said. The crowd cheered and Mr. G. entered. He bowed and waived to the crowd as they cheered and the music ended.



“Who wants to see some mess,” he said. The crowd erupted in cheers. “Today we have two very attractive women up for the vote, let’s introduce them. Today we have Keeley Hawes and Gabby Logan. Two familiar faces on British television. Both ladies are looking very sexy today but one will get very messy today. Let’s here it for them.”



Gabby and Keeley entered. Gabby wore a high yet short black skirt and a green top. Keeley wore a bright purple skirt and a black skirt. Both waived and smiled nervously as they entered and took their places. Both were looking very good and very nervous as the prospect of what was about to happen to them. Keeley’s smile didn’t last long. Her face became very serious. Gabby kept her smile , but it was nervous smile. Both were very aware that the vote had been very close and that it could very easily be either one of them who would end up covered in mess.

“So, today,” Mr. G. said, “ We have Keeley and Gabby. I won’t lie. It is going to be very embarrassing for one of these ladies. It is going to be delicious. Someone is going to be a complete mess and someone is going to get to have the pleasure of administering that mess. So Gabby let’s hear from you first.”



“Well, I must say, the prospect of being the person who will be covered in disgusting mess does not really appeal to me at all. I do know Keeley, nothing against her, but I will be rooting for her to be the one who gets trashed. I have to say I will love doing it to her. I will take some pleasure in her embarrassment I have to say. I just hope it’s not me. Messy food and slop all over my body. Yuck, I wouldn’t enjoy that at all. Although I am sure that a lot of the male sportscasters I work with would probably enjoy seeing it a lot. I am sure they have wanted to do something like that to me for some time.”



“And Keeley, what about you?,” Mr. G. said. “Well, I don’t want to be the one who ends up covered from head to toe in mess, I will say that first of all. It would be incredibly embarrassing. Ghastly disgusting food all over me, all over my body. It’s not exactly my idea of a great afternoon. I don’t know what the makeup and hair advert people will make of it. I know the vote was close , so there is at least a 50/50 chance that I will be the messy one. I am sure there are people that would love it. Keeley Hawes covered in leftovers. I am sure people out there would love it. I would be interested in seeing what Gabby would like covered in mess though. I promise I will not take it easy on her. If it is her in the hot seat.”



“Ok then, Lets get someone sloppy,” Mr. G. said. “ Time for our results. The results were incredibly close. Only a few votes separated the two. The lead changed several times. In the end though we have a winner.” Keeley grimaced, crossed her fingers and clenched her eyes shut. Gabby stared straight ahead. Then looked at her feet. She bit her lip. The tension was palpable. Both were sweating. The anticipation built as they were left hanging. “Our winner. The woman who will end the evening dripping in mess will be… the one and only….Keeley Hawes!” The crowd cheered and roared with laughter. Keeley’s mouth fell wide open. Her eyes widened like saucers. Gabby smiled and laughed. She pointed towards Keeley and rubbed her hands together.

Keeley, still with mouth open was walked over to the hot seat where she sexily sat down, She lowered her bottom and crossed her legs and arms. Gabby danced over the trolley that held all the mess. The crowd chanted ,”Slop, slop, slop.” Keeley started turning red. She covered her face with her hands, totally embarrassed as well. Gabby mouthed,” I’m going to love this.” Keeley moved her legs up and down and she stroked them, straightening her skirt and pulling it up slightly, awaiting what was about to happen to her. Gabby looked over the buckets she smiled slyly. She realized how messy Keeley was about to get..



“So, Gabby do you have any qualms or reservations about doing this,” Mr. G. asked. “Are you kidding,” Gabby replied, “ I am going to thoroughly enjoy every minute of this. She would love to be the one doing it to me. I am going to have no mercy on Keeley. I can’t wait to see what she is going to look like covered in slop.” Keeley laughed. “What do you have to say to that , Keeley?,” Mr. G. asked. “I think I should be the one doing it to her. “ She made eyes at mr. G. “You know, I would do just about anything to get out of this. Just kidding ,” she said. “I’m going to have to grin and bare it I’m afraid. This is going to be so embarrassing, I can tell you.” “So, Gabby, we have finally come to the moment we have all been waiting for. We are all dying to se this, so when you’re ready, Let her have it,” Mr. G. said.



The first thing that gabby went for was three trifles. They were large and filled with layers of cake, jello, custard and whipped cream. She brought them over and put them onto the floor next to Keeley. Keeley scrunched up her nose and laughed when she saw them. Gabby grabbed the first one. She lifted it up and slowly put it in Keeley’s face rubbing it around a bit. Keeley closed her eyes and grimaced as she felt the heavy trifle headed for her face. She felt in her face for a time. Not all of the trifle smashed on her face. Gabby raised the trifle onto the top of Keeley’s head. She slapped the top of the bowl and the contents of the trifle that had been stuck to the bowl all fell out onto Keeley’s head. For a second the trifle stayed in it’s shape on Keeley’s head. She appeared to be wearing a hat made of trifle. Her face covered in cream and some custard. In a second the trifle collapsed and sent custard, cream, jello and cake all mixed together cascading down Keeley’s face. Some fell down her body. Keeley’s face was now covered in a mixture of all of the trifle ingredients. It was covered now in custard and cream but looked a bit read from the jello that stuck to it.



Gabby then decided that she was going to get creative. She kneeled down and grabbed the second trifle. Keeley wondered what she had in store for her, but she knew it could be nothing good. Gabby took a handful of the trifle and rubbed it all over Keeley’s bare leg. Keeley squealed. She took two more handfuls and massaged the trifle up and down Keeley’s leg. Up her thigh now. She two more handfuls and did the same to Keeley’s other leg, leaving Keeley’s bare legs smeared in a mixture of trifle. Keeley laughed and moaned. Gabby then took the remainder of the second trifle and shoved them up Keeley’s skirt. Gabby pushed the rest of the trifle up Keeley’s skirt leaving Keeley smeared in trifle from the waste down,



Gabby then walked over to Keeley smiling. Keeley looked confused as to what Gabby would do to her next. She closed her eyes. Gabby then came closer. In a second she ripped Keeley’s shirt open, sending buttons flying everywhere, revealing a plain white supportive bra. The crowd was actually silenced at this. Gabby now to handfuls of the third trifle. She now massaged and smeared the trifle onto Keeley’s bra and breasts. Keeley did not particularly like Gabby’s hands on her body in that way but she could not protest. Gabby then rubbed trifle onto Keeley’s stomach and onto her back. Keeley shivered at her touch and the coldness of the trifle against her nearly bare back. Her shirt still hanging off her. Keeley was now completely covered in trifle. She crossed her legs again and adjusted her skirt. She sat staring blankly ahead waiting for what was going to come next.

Gabby walked over to the table and returned with a large bucket. In a funny Italian accent Gabby said, “Fettuccini Alfredo” Keeley looked at her cross eyed. Gabby sauntered over to Keeley with the filthy bucket. Keeley closed her eyes and awaited her fait. Gabby lifted the heavy bucket and began to pour. In a second the thick, flat long noodles in a disgusting white sauce began to slowly pour down onto Keeley. When the spaghetti hit Keeley the crowd erupted in laughter. The contents of the bucket were completely disgusting. Gabby was taking great pleasure as she dumped the disgusting food all of Keeley. Keeley just shut her eyes and let it happen. The noodles poured over Keeley’s head and hair. They fell all down her face leaving sauce and noodle behind as they went. Her hair now soaked in alfredo sauce. It poured over Keeley’s back and chest. Down her skirt and legs, covering her all over. The mess smelled revolting, causing Keeley to gag a little. She recoiled at the feeling of the slimy pasta that now covered most of her body. The flow of the mess pulled her hanging shirt right off of her. When the flow stopped, Keeley lowered her head and flipped her hair backwards, in an attempt to remove some of the pasta. She cleared her eyes and gave a sarcastic laugh. She tried to remove some of the noodles that were stuck to her face. She then gave an incredibly sarcastic looking smile as if to say, “This is just lovely.”



Gabby now went to the trolley to grab the final item of the evening. The last item was a large amount of turkey gravy. It was thick and lumpy. It had a light brown colour to it. It was contained in several large gravy boats. Gabby was pleased about this because it would allow her a large measure of control over the flow of gravy over Keeley. She returned to Keeley, already a complete mess, with the first gravy boat. She stood next to her not giving her an idea of where she was going to pour the gravy first. Keeley closed her eyes tightly again. Gabby started pouring the gravy directly onto Keeley’s face. Slwoly leaving the brown gravy pouring down Keeley.s nose and mouth. It streaked down the front of her face. It then poured down her cheeks and chin, covering her face in gravy completely. The gravy then engulfed the rest of her head as she came up for air. Gabby then poured gravy down Keeley’s right arm and then the left. Then straight down between her breasts. The gravy trickled down her stomach. Then Gabby poured more onto Keeley’s breasts, soaking her bra. Gabby was now relishing pouring the gravy on the beautiful woman’s body below. She then poured the gravy sensually down Keeley’s neck and shoulders. She then tipped more down the small of Keeley’s back. Straight down the length of her back. Keeley bent forward a bit and shuddered as the gravy poured down her back. Gravity pulled it downward and sent some down her skirt and onto her underwear below. Gabby then poured gravy onto Keeleys bare feet and ankles, up her bare calves and onto her thighs. Keeley’s legs were still crossed. The brown gravy looking very good on Keeley’s already messy bare skin. Gabby then poured more gravy onto Keeley’s skirt, soaking it. Finally as Keeley looked up, thinking that it was all over, Gabby tipped the last of the gravy directly onto her face. She gasped. The final bit of gravy was the thick congealed bit at the bottom. It fell right onto Keeley’s face. She jerked her head back and then tried to remove what she could from her face.



Gabby now celebrated. Laughing and enjoying herself. Keeley sat in the hot seat, half naked, covered from head to toe in all manner of mess. She was a sight to behold. Below the hot seat was a of the run off that had poured off of Keeley. Gabby decided that she would take one of the buckets, and with her hands, fill it with the all of the mess that covered the floor. She scooped this up with her hands, filling up the bucket with a conglomeration of the collected mess. She then, of course, took the bucket and dumped it all over Keeley’s head. Keeley held her breath and the strange conglomeration poured onto her, as if she wasn’t messy enough already.



When it was over Mr. G. went over to Gabby to speak with her. “Gabby, you looked like you were really enjoying that,” he said. “Was it that obvious,” Gabby joked,” Sorry, Keeley, but that was the most fun I’ve had in ages. I think it is a good way to release some tension. Some people punch a boxing bag, maybe pouring messy food onto someone would be a good way to do that as well. It could replace violence. Instead of fighting or starting a war or hurting someone, just pour a bucket of gravy over their head. In all seriousness, Keeley was such a good sport bless her, but I just couldn’t resist messing her up. The more I did it, the more I enjoyed it. I hope they got lost of pictures.”



“So, Keeley,” Mr. G. said, “Gabby really enjoyed that. I would guess that you did not enjoy it quite as much as she did.” “You could say that,” Keeley said,” That was probably one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. The fact that Gabby was enjoying it so much didn’t help either. I can’t say I blame her though. I would have loved to have been on the other end of it. That’s just the way it goes. I would love to get my own back on her though. That’s for sure. I don’t look forward to going into work on Monday though. I am going to get teased mercilessly, I can assure you. The whole country is watching as well. I am sure hundreds of people are out there recording this broadcast and watching it back. Can I have a copy. I always feel that the best way to deal with a situation like this is to embrace it rather than run away from it. I wonder if there is a support group. Hello, I’m Keeley Hawes and I just had fettuccini alfredo poured on my head. Hahaha. I seriously need a long hot shower. You don’t understand what it feels like to be this messy,” Keeley said.



“Let’s hear it for Keeley, ladies and gentlemen. She really was a very good sport. She put herself in a very embarrassing position for our amusement. Anyway we will see you all next time on Let her have it.”



Keeley and Gabby were shown as the show went off the air. Keeley saying something to Gabby like, I’m going to get you for this. Then slow motion replays were shown of the key moments in Keeley’s messing.

Danni and Ruth vs. Cheryl and Laura the results

Danni and Ruth vs. Cheryl and Laura the results

There was no denying the friction between team Cheryl and team Danni during that series of X Factor. They both firmly backed their talent and it appeared that Cheryl’s group was the strongest on the show that year. She had Alexandra Burke, Diana Vickers and Laura White, arguably the three best singers in the competition. She was feeling very confident. At one point she thought that she may end up with all three of her acts advancing when Danni would have no one left. She loved the idea of it because of the way she knew that Danni felt about her. She knew Danni was jealous because Cheryl was younger, more beautiful and more famous than her. Danni, like a lot of women hated Cheryl out of pure jealousy. Cheryl could be considered one of the most attractive women in the world. She was in the same category as Rihanna, Beyonce and Britney Spears. It is not hard to see why Danni would be jealous and resentful of Cheryl.

Tensions were especially heated this week on X Factor. Cheryl spent most of the week telling anyone who would listen that her girls were unbeatable. Danni could no longer stand it after awhile and had to chime in. “I wouldn’t be so confident if I was you Cheryl. You never know how the public will vote.” “Well,” Cheryl replied,” Look at my three acts. How could they be voted out this week? The public would have to be crazy to think that any of them belong in the bottom two even.” “Well, if you are so confident, why don’t we make it interesting,” Danni replied. “What to you suggest?,” Cheryl asked. “How about, if one of our acts gets voted off. They and their act will covered in mess by the other.” “Are you crazy? Why would you want to do this? You don’t have a chance in hell of winning that bet. I’ll agree, but only because I know I can’t lose.” The acts for both judges were there watching this and stood behind their mentor. If one of them was eliminated it would be awful because not only would they be voted off the show, but would be getting messed at the same time.

Common sense would have told anyone that there was no way that any of Cheryl’s acts would be going home. There would be no way that the public could get things that wrong. Little did anyone know that Danni had somehow found out some inside information. She somehow got wind that Laura would be voted off that week. Although it didn’t make any sense X Factor was doing it for their own reasons. Danni heard about it and was going to capitalize on it big time. She was going to set her rival up in a major way. It was going to be amazing. The other contestants did not mind the idea of embarrassing Laura either, so it was going to work out for everyone. The best part of was that Danni was able to get Cheryl to agree, because Cheryl knew that there was no way under normal circumstances that Laura would be eliminated at this point in the competition. However, that was exactly what was about to happen on this night.



The show went on as normal. All of the judges joined their acts on stage as the results of the nation wide vote was announced. One by one all of the acts were told that they were safe. When there was three left, it was noted that Laura and Ruth were in the last three, so at least one would be in the bottom three. Cheryl was still not overly concerned. Finally, however, it was the moment of truth. The host announced who was safe. Cheryl’s eyes widened as it was announced that the bottom two were Ruth and Laura. Cheryl could not believe it. The sing off went ahead. Cheryl still new that Laura was much better than Ruth, but was now starting to become really nervous. How could Laura be in the bottom two? Could she really lose? Maybe it was possible. It would be up to the judges now, surely Simon and Louis would see sense.

The host then turned the attention over the judges. Cheryl could not believe it when Simon voted for Laura to be eliminated. She turned and looked at him as if to say, what are you doing? Danni and Cheryl, of course voted to send the other one’s act home. It all came down to Louis’ vote. "Both have a lot more to give I loved their second songs more than their first. I have to pick someone who has the most fight left in her". The person I'm sending home tonight - regrettably - is Laura".



Cheryl could not believe her ears. No one in the crowd could believe what had just happened either. It seemed very unfair. It ran through Cheryl’s mind that there could be something funny going on, but she could not say anything of course, because she worked for the show. She could not say that she thought that the vote had been a set up. Laura’s VT package was shown as Cheryl was brought up onto stage. Danni and Ruth laughed and celebrated, cackling with laughter. Danni and Ruth truly hated Cheryl and Laura. They were insanely jealous of the younger, more attractive pair of women that they had been competing against. The host picked up the microphone and said,” What everyone doesn’t know is that we have a special surprise in store for everyone this evening. It turns out there was a little side bet this evening. Cheryl and Danni made a bet on tonight’s results. Obviously Cheryl lost. As a result, Cheryl and Laura will have to pay the consequences. That means Danni and Ruth are going to get to gunge them in front of us all.” The crowd’s annoyance turned instantly into celebrations and laughter. Charyl stared daggers into Danni.

Danni had literally fantasized about doing this to Cheryl for a long time. Pouring mess on Cheryl Cole was something that she had literally imagined doing for years and now she was going to get the chance. Ruth was very jealous of Laura as well. She knew that Alexandra, Diana and Laura were all much better than she was as well as being better looking. She was a mean spirited spiteful person whereas Laura was a much sweeter, softer person. If one thing was very clear, it was that the two would not be having any sense of guilt or pity on their rivals. Cheryl knew how Danni felt about her and it was going to make what was about to happen to her even worse. There may not have been any one in the world who wanted to gunge someone as much as Danni wanted to gunge Cheryl. Cheryl and Laura were really going to be getting it in the worst way.



When the vt was over, the microphone was given to Danni. She pointed, laughed and teased Cheryl. “This is going to be the best time ever. We are going to enjoy every single second of this. They really deserve this. You two are going to look great. Sorry Cheryl. It’s going to be gunge time.” “Sorry Laura,” Ruth chimed in sarcastically. Cheryl could not even bring herself to comment. Two chairs were dragged out onto the stage next to each other. “Take a seat Cheryl, make yourself comfortable. It’s going to be a long evening, I have a feeling,” Danni said,” Imagine buckets of messy slop all over you Cheryl. I am going to nail you.” Cheryl shook her head in disbelief. “You, bitch,” she muttered under her breath. Cheryl and Laura, reluctantly took their seats. Danni and Ruth shook hands and celebrated more. They were loving every single second. Cheryl really could not believe that this was about to happen to her at the hands of Danni no less. “This is horrendous,” Cheryl muttered. She knew that she had no way out now.



Cheryl and Laura now sat in their seats as Danni and Ruth now grabbed buckets. The crowd was now at a fever pitch. Although they knew that Laura being eliminated was wrong, seeing these two beautiful women covered in slop was something they could not help but want to see happen. Laura sat stone faced. Cheryl started to beg Danni. Danni delighted in this, eating up every second of Cheryl’s grovelling. Of course it would be to no avail as nothing would stop Danni from doing this to Cheryl. “Beg, Cheryl,” Danni said,” I want to hear you beg.” Cheryl flashed an angry look at Danni. “Please, Danni,” Cheryl muttered. “What was that Cheryl?” “Please, Danni. Have mercy on me.” Danni just pointed and laughed at her. Ruth laughed at Laura as she begged on her own accord. Cheryl could not believe that no one was saying or doing anything in her defence. Everyone, including her fellow judges and even her acts seemed to be enjoying what was happening a great deal.



Ruth and Danni then went over and picked up one bucket each to start off with. They looked down into the buckets and laughed together. “Oh yeah,” they said. They walked up behind Laura and Cheryl and paused. They stood for a second as the entire arena celebrated and awaited the moment that was about to happen. Cheryl and Laura braced themselves. They squinted and readied themselves for what was about to happen.



Danni and Ruth raised the buckets. They did not tell anyone what they held, so it would be a surprise when they were poured. “Here is comes,” Danni shouted. Cheryl screwed up her face, closing her eyes tightly as she awaited the inevitable. The buckets were lifted high in the air. When the buckets were poured, it was obvious that they contained a great deal of very brown, lumpy gravy. Danni and Ruth lifted and then poured in unison. The gravy seemed to hang in mid air for a second before falling and hitting Cheryl and Laura on the tops of their heads. Cheryl tried desperately to keep her eyes closed as Danni dumped the gravy on her. It poured over her face like a brown shower. It was thick and lumpy as it slithered down Cheryl and Laura’s faces. The brown mess poured down Cheryl’s tanned face. The gravy made its way down Laura and Cheryl’s bodies. Cheryl could feel the gravy everywhere. Danni poured and poured. The gravy covered her bare legs, dripping down her body. Laura gave a dejected look as she shivered as the gravy was poured down her back. He gorgeous thick dark hair now laced in gravy. The gravy slowly engulfed all of the curves and lines in Laura’s face, dripping down her distinctive facial features. Laura could not help but laughing. The feeling of the gravy all over her body felt strange, but vaguely pleasurable. Ruth and Danni were really taking their time. They were enjoying what they were doing immensely. When their buckets were empty what sat before them were two fake tanned young women dripping in lumpy gravy. Cheryl’s mouth was agape. She looked dejected. Laura and Cheryl turned and looked at each other. They sat side by side dripping in gravy from head to toe. As gross and as embarrassing as what had happened to them already had been, they knew that it was only the beginning.



The next buckets that Ruth and Danni grabbed contained burger sauce. The burger sauce was in the large industrial sized containers that large restaurants might use. It was bright orange and very soft and smooth. “I hope you like burgers,” Danni said. Danni and Ruth raised their containers at once. They then started to pour the burger sauce in thick orange lines down the sides of Cheryl and Laura’s faces. They poured it all over their cheeks, all over Cheryl’s dimples. Then over their noses and up their foreheads. They then poured more of the tops of their heads. Cheryl and Laura actually started laughing now as the burger sauce was poured over them. It began to completely cover their heads and fall down their bodies. They took their times directing the burger sauce all over their opponents. Laura squealed as she felt the burger sauce pour down her neck and back. Danni decorated Cheryl’s shoulders, breasts and arms in the burger sauce. Laura could feel the burger sauce on her backside as she wiggled her bottom in her seat. Danni poured more all over Cheryl’s bare legs. She uncrossed her legs, causing some of the burger sauce to fall off of her.

The next buckets that Ruth and Danni grabbed were filled to the top with slurry of all things. “Slurry,” Danni shouted. “Slurry?!?,” Cheryl said incredulously in her Geordie accent. “It smells like shit,” Cheryl said under her breath. “Now you will know what it is like for us when you are constantly breaking wind under the desk during the show,” Danni said. Cheryl glared at her. Ruth held her bucket under Laura’s nose and let her look. “All for you.” she said in a childish voice. The crowd started to chant slurry as Ruth and Danni raised their buckets. Danni and Ruth shook the buckets around before they started to pour. Cheryl grimaced. Laura gave a disgusted look as the thick brownish slop slowly began to make it’s way down her face. Cheryl and Laura gagged, almost in unison as the stench of the slurry covered them. Danni and Ruth moved the buckets back and forth, generously spreading the mess over their opponents. Laura stuck her face out and laughed as slurry dripped down her nose and face.



Danni and Ruth then returned to the table. The next thing that they grabbed was two dog dishes with the words Fido and Rover written on them. They, of course, contained heaped portions of dog food. They brought the bowls over to Laura and Cheryl. They laughed and joked and teased them with the dog bowls. Cheryl’s eyes widened. “Yummy, yummy, Cheryl. Dog food. It’s going to be good. Come on Cheryl, bark,” Danni said. Cheryl looked as her annoyed. “Come on,” she said. “Woof, woof,” she said. The entire audience erupted in laughter. Ruth teased Laura as well. Danni and Ruth then grabbed Cheryl and Laura by the backs of the heads and thrust the dog dishes into their faces. They twisted them round and round. They then let go of the bowls. Cheryl’s mouth was filled with dog food. She opened her mouth and spit it out. It fell and landed on her legs. Dog food stuck all over Cheryl and Laura.

“It’s time to take out the trash,” Danni said. Danni and Ruth went backstage and emerged with two garbage bags from catering. The bags were filled with discarded food from before the show was taped. The bags were filled with rice, fish, macaroni, ham and sausage. Ruth and Danni pulled the garbage bags open. The raised them. They took one hand on the end and steadied the bottom with the other. They poured the collections of food waste all over Cheryl and Laura. Tons of bits of the disgusting food rained over Cheryl and Laura. Laura and Cheryl held their noses as the garbage fell on them. The masses of half eaten food stuck to their hair, faces and bodies. Danni and Ruth then threw the rest straight at Cheryl and Laura.

Danni and Ruth now celebrated. Laura and Cheryl sat, trying to scrape some of the excess slop from their hair and faces. Cheryl was then asked how she felt. “This is disgusting,” she said,” I can’t believe this. I’m covered in garbage. This is so embarrassing. It is unbelievable.” Laura was then asked. She smiled sarcastically, wiping a bit of ham from her forehead. “I certainly got a special exit didn’t I?”



Danni and Ruth then returned with two pieces of paper. They walked over to Cheryl and Laura and placed them on them. They turned away, revealing that the papers said “LOSER” in block capitals. Cheryl just shook her head in disgust.

Alicia Silverstone vs. Kate Winslet the Results

Alicia Silverstone vs. Kate Winslet the Results

Another episode of Let Her Have it started. Mr. G. walked onto the set as normal. The crowd was excited as always. Today was a big show because two very big Hollywood actresses were up for the vote this time. Both of the actresses had a great number of fans. Both were women that people had wanted to see get messy for years.



“Ok, everyone,” Mr. G. said,” Are we ready for a messy evening?” The crowd cheered. “It’s going to be a very embarrassing night for someone. I can guarantee you that right now,” he said. “These two are very prominent in Hollywood, but one is going to wind up looking a whole lot less dignified by the end of the evening. The whole world is watching. So, should we bring them out?” The crowd cheered in approval.



Kate Winslet appeared wearing jeans, a white shirt and a vest. Her hair was tied back in a ponytail. She smiled, but it more a smile of worry then a genuine smile. Alicia Silverstone then entered. She wore a lime green dress with her hair down. She waived to the crowd and smiled, her famous sexy smile. The ladies came on stage, shook hands and took their places. The crowd cheered and whistled for them.



“Always interview our guests before we hear the results,” Mr. G. said, ”So Alicia Silverstone, what are your feelings about today?” “I don’t want to be slimed, obviously. Although, it would not be the end of the world. It might feel good. Actually, I think I am rationalizing. I have convinced myself that it is going to be me, so I have mentally prepared myself. I just really think it is going to be me, somehow. Kate is a real classy lady. I think that people will think that the gunge would suit me more, but who knows. I think there is a good chance I am going to end up with messy food over my head today.”



“I certainly hope you are right,” Kate replied,” I am not as optimistic. I really, really do not want to be messed up on national tv. I will be a laughing stock. Embarrassing doesn’t begin to describe it. Also, I would love to pour messy food on Alicia. It would really suit her. I think that it would be better for everyone if it was her rather than me.” Kate joked.

“Well, sorry Kate, but the decision is not yours. It is up to the viewers who put their votes in and it could be either of you. The results may actually surprise you to be honest and we will find out what those results are in a few short minutes. Stay tuned.” Alicia and Kate both looked more nervous now. The break just built the tension for them. All they could do is wait and hope that it would not be them receiving the mess.



The show returned from the break. “Ok,” Mr. G. said,” Welcome back to let her have it. In a few short minutes, one of these two ladies is going to end up covered in mess in only a few short minutes. Are we ready for the results?” The audience cheered. The lights lowered. Alicia rolled her eyes and gave a nervous look. Kate bit her lip and smiled nervously as they awaited the results. “Ok, here we go everyone with our results,” Mr. G. said,” Our winner. The person with the most votes. The person who is going to get covered in disgusting slop is…,” Kate and Alicia looking very nervous as he drew out the tension. “Kate Winslet.”



“Oh my God,” Kate said. Her jaw dropped open. She lowered her head into her hands. She blushed bright red and started laughing. Alicia put her arms too her side, smiling and laughing slightly. “Sorry, Kate,” she said. Kate could not believe her ears. “I want a recount ,” she joked. “Oh, god, please no. Don’t do this. I am sure we can make a deal,” she protested. She pretended to beg. “You can beg all you want, Kate, but it won’t make any difference,” Mr. G. said. “You’re gonna get it,” Alicia said. Kate gave Alicia a sarcastic look. She said,” I can’t believe you won. It should be you not me.” “What can I tell ya,” Alicia replied. Kate was lead over to the hot seat, where she reluctantly sat down. In the mean time, the famous trolley of mess was brought out and positioned for Alicia’s convenience. When Alicia saw the trolley she felt relieved and excited that Kate was going to the unfortunate one to get the mess.

“Ok everyone,” Mr. G. said. “We have our loser. Now, we are going to get the pleasure of seeing Kate Winslet get buckets of disgusting slop poured over her at the hands of Alicia Silverstone. It’s gonna get messy folks. So, here we go. When you are ready, let her have it.” Kate sat in her chair with her hands in front of her face almost praying for mercy. She shook her head saying please no, have mercy, She closed her eyes and braced for what was about to happen to her.



Alicia gave a sly grin as she chose the first item. The first item was a steak and kidney pie. It was packed with steak, kidney beans and onions in a thick brown gravy. The crust of the pie was all broken and mixed in. The crowd chanted pie, pie, pie. Alicia carried the pie over to Kate. “This is going to be sweet,” she said. She paused for a moment, because she realized that this was a moment that no one would ever forget. Kate put her hands by her side without having to be asked. She legs were quaking. She gritted her teeth. In a second she went from clean to covered. The impact could be heard throughout the studio. Alicia leaned back and then thrust the steak and kidney pie directly into Kate’s face with a thud. It was a little harder than a regular pie so she was a bit firmer when she rubbed it in Kate’s face. She dropped the tin. Some excess pastry crust fell on the floor. The crowd erupted with laughter at the side of Kate Winslet’s face covered and dripping in the contents of the steak and kidney pie. A large chunk of steak fell from her mouth. Her was awash in brown gravy. Bits of meat, kidney beans and crust stuck all over her face while other bits dripped down her face landing in her lap. Alicia pointed and laughed at her. Kate laughed with embarrassment. The pie smelt disgusting and tasted even worst. Kate thought that it must have gone off and that was why they were using in on her. She spit out some more f the gravy to get the disgusting taste out of her mouth.



The next item that Alicia grabbed was a giant bucket of baked beans. They looked absolutely revolting. Alicia showed Kate the bucket before pouring them. Kate gagged at the site and smell of the disgusting food that she was about to have poured on her. Without further adieu, Alicia lifted the heavy bucket and began to pour the baked beans over Kate’s head. She poured them onto Kate’s head and down her face. The disgusting orangey red sauce that the beans were in poured onto Kate’s cheeks, forehead and neck. It then covered her already messy face. It covered her hair soaking it leaving beans everywhere. Kate grimaced as she felt the baked beans hit her on the head. She attempted to keep her eyes closed and her mouth shut as they engulfed her head. She could only feel the deluge of beans totally covering her. Her face was not longer visible. She slumped her shoulders and the beans poured over her front and into her lap. Down her neck and down her shirt. She could feel the beans down her back and they made her shiver. The beans then poured onto her legs and lap. She opened her legs as the beans poured down into her lap and crotch. She then pushed her legs in splattering the beans as even more poured onto her thighs and down her calves. Alicia did not have any mercy at all. She made sure that every last bit fell onto Kate. She then placed the empty bucket on the floor and stood back and admired what she had done. When the flow stopped, Kate squealed. She put her hands over the front of her face in order to clear her eyes and wipe some of her face. She tried to remove some from her neck and lap, but she was completely covered in baked beans. “Oscar winner, Kate Winslet, everyone,” Kate said jokingly. She knew that it was not over yet. She wondered what else Alicia was about to dish up for her.

Alicia picked up the last item. She gave another sly smile and laugh. Kate’s eyes widened. In the bucket was an incredibly large amount of thick, creamy and very disgusting coleslaw. “Hey, Kate, want slaw with that?,” Alicia said sarcastically. Kate did not bother replying. Alicia held her nose and waived her hand over the bucket indicating that the coleslaw within smelled horrible. She tipped the bucket, showing the audience at home. Alicia lifted the bucket. Kate tried to hold her breath so she could not smell the vile slop that was about to pour onto her head. Alicia tipped the bucket onto Kate’s head. She poured the first bit onto Kate’s head. Alicia stopped for a bit. The coleslaw piled onto Kate’s head. It stuck in place on the top of her head and then fell. Alicia then poured more onto Kate. The slaw fell all over Kate’s face. Blobs of coleslaw stuck to Kate’s face, on her cheeks and nose. Kate put her hand on her face and pushed some off, but more poured. The coleslaw poured onto Kate’s legs and body. It stuck to the mess that had already collected on her. Alicia then poured the final bit of coleslaw onto Kate’s lap. Kate was left covered in disgusting food. Kate looked up and smiled at the camera sarcastically. Alicia dropped the bucket and then pretended to pump her muscles. She smiled and laughed. “What a shame,” she said.



The crowd cheered and laughed wildly at Kate’s misfortune. “So Kate, messy day for you today,” Mr. G. said. “Messy, yeah, you can say that. Wow, Alicia certainly didn’t hold back. She enjoyed that way to much. I can assure the viewers at home as well that this is not imitation coleslaw or baked beans. These are the genuine article and from the look and smell of it, I would say they are about a week out of date, at least. The stuff you guys used is truly disgusting. Alicia made sure as well that she well and truly got me good. Wait until my family and friends get a view of this. I am supposed to be a serious actress and here I am getting covered in slop. My family are going to have a field day. I think in this case they will be laughing at me and not with me. She’s just very lucky she won, because I would have loved to do this to her. I still say that Alicia covered in slop would have been much better. It would have really suited her.”

“Alicia anything to say after all of that,” Mr. G. said. “I loved every minute of that. I mean look at her. That is the most fun you can have with your clothes on. Part of me does wonder what it would be like to be in Kate’s shoes, but at the end of the day, I am so glad I didn’t get to find out. I think she really deserved that to be honest. I know everyone watching will have loved that as well. Hi back to everyone back in Los Angeles as well.” Alicia waived and smiled. Kate just wallowed in slop that covered her. She could feel the slop inside of her clothes as well. When she stood up, she could feel it squishing around in her jeans.



“Well, we hope everyone enjoyed that,” Mr. G. said,” Until next time where someone else will face the mess. Goodnight from all of us here.

Actresses who would be in stories if not messed already

Today I am making a special post. I am posting the top ten celebrities that probably would have stories before now if they hadn't gotten messy in real before. These stars would definately be perfect messy targets, but they have already gotten messy for real so making a story about them has not happened yet. Keep in mind, this is not a ranking of the best celebrity messy moments, that would be a different list.

10.) Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields is one of the first women I remember finding attractive when I was very young. She was pied in the face on Suddenly Susan for real.

9.) Kim Walsh

Kim Walsh is a member of Girls Aloud. She took one of thebest celebrity gungings of all time on Ministry of Mayhem. Other members of Girls Aloud have gotten messy in the past as well, although with not as good results including Nadine Coyle.

8.) Kim Marsh

Kim Marsh has starred in Coronation Street and has been in the band Hearsay. She is one of the more attractive women in Soaps. One of the reasons, however, she has not featured in any of my soap polls is because she received a pie in the face on Celebrity Juice.

7.) Cheryl Cole

Cheryl recieved a very good pie in the face on the Pride of Britain Awards and she did not seem to mind it that much. Cheryl, however, is so attractive, that despite getting pied, amazingly well in real life, she will be featured in one of the upcoming stories. Most probably the next one.

6.) Kate Lawler

Kate Lawler is not as big a star as some of the others, but she is someone that I have always found quite attractive from her time on Big Brother onwards. She was covered in mess before as well in real life. Also, she is from Kent which is good as well.

5.) Holly Willoughby

Holly Willoughby, of course, has been gunged and pied many, many times, almost on a weekly basis at one point. If this was not the case then she would have definately been featured in a story by now.

4.) Fearne Cotton

At number four is Holly's best friend Fearne Cotton. Fearne has already gotten messy at least three times. At one point, she and Holly were gunged together. Fearne would make a perfect target for some mess for lots of reasons.

3.) Myleene Klass

Myleene Klass received one of the greatest gungings of all time, in my opinion, celebrity or otherwise. There is really nothing that could have improved what happened to her. It was truly amazing taht something like that could happen for real.

2.) Konnie Huq

Konnie ranks this high because of how attractive I think she is rather than how great the messy moments were for her. She was gunged and pied during her time at Blue Peter. Konnie is very attractive and would certainly have had her own story by now if she had never gotten messy in real life.

1.) Pooja Shah

Number one is Pooja Shah, the former Eastenders actress.For some reason I just find her incredibly attractive. I am probably alone on this, but it is my own personal preference. When Pooja was covered in mess several years back it was one of the best messy moments for me, because of who it was more than the quality of the mess that she received.

I hope that everyone enjoyed this list. More stories are on their way shortly. The X Factor story should be the next to come. I will try to do the poll stories in order. There will also be individual stories for the Hollyoaks/ Coronation Street actresses as well as original stories coming soon. Some of the long awaited poll stories will be coming in their correct order. Also I will continue to re post the rest of the older stories I have not yet. Best Wishes---JRG

Claire Danes vs. Julia Roberts the results

Claire Danes vs. Julia Roberts the results

Mr. G. came on to the stage and opened another episode of Let Her Have It. The crowd cheered him a s he entered. “Hello to everyone and welcome to another episode of let her have it. Today we are honoured to have two academy award nominees on our show. One of them is going to come away looking not so distinguished. We have two gorgeous Hollywood actresses and a large amount of some pretty disgusting leftovers. Today we welcome Claire Danes and Julia Roberts.” The crowd cheered as the ladies entered smiling and waiving. Claire wore a pink blouse and a pair of black trousers. Julia wore a light blue blouse and a pair of brown tweed trousers. Her hair was back in a ponytail.



“So ladies, how are we feeling today about the vote and the prospect of getting messy,” Mr. G. asked. Julia responded first. “I really hope that it is not going to be me. I have a feeling that it is going to be pretty disgusting. I can just imagine what it would be like. Yuck. I do think that there will be a lot of people who might have voted for me. I don’t know. I just really hope it will be Claire.” Next it was Claire’s turn. “I think it will be her,” Claire said,” I think she is a little bit more famous than I am. I don’t know if that will make a difference though. I think that we are pretty evenly matched. In regards to the mess…No. hahaha. Julia Roberts pouring sloppy food all over me is not a prospect that I would be looking forward to. I am meant to be a serious actress after all,” Claire said in phoney posh voice.” Honestly, I’m shitting myself. Hahaha I could be in serious trouble tonight.”

“Ok,” Mr. G. said,” They are two very talented serious actresses, but one of them will be laughing very soon and the other will be getting laughed at. Who will it be? Julia Roberts? Claire Danes? Lower the lights, we will find out soon.” The lights fell. Claire said good luck to Julia as the both laughed in nervous anticipation of the results.



“Ok ladies,” Mr. G. said,” Here we go. I can tell you, surprisingly this vote was not even close. The winner had 81% of the final vote. Someone got there butt kicked here.” Julia whispered, ”It must be me,” to Claire. “The loser, with the 81% of the votes is… Claire Danes.” Julia could not hide her relief she started laughing and jumping up and down celebrating. Claire was truly shocked. She screwed up her face in an expression that seemed to say I can’t believe that. She started laughing nervously.



“So Julia, you must be pleased with that,” Mr. G. said. “You can say that again,” Julia said,” When you said the percentage of the vote, I really believed that it was going to be me. But, for some reason everyone wants to see Claire get it. I promise I am going to make it messy for you guys. Thanks for not voting for me.”

“Claire,” Mr. G. said,” Too bad.” “Yeah,” Claire said sarcastically, “ I guess people really want to see me covered in mess for some reason. I don’t think begging will help. Hey, I knew the risks. It’s going to be pretty gross I can tell. I hope everyone enjoys this. I have a feeling that I won’t be forgetting this evening any time soon. I’m sure that Julia is going to enjoy this. What can I say.”



The famous chair was brought out for Claire. She took her walk of shame and sat down, crossing her long legs. She craned her long neck trying to see what mess was waiting for her on the cart, but she was unable to. She knew that all she could do was sit there and take it. “I’m so excited, I am about to get slopped on national television,” she said sarcastically.



Julia made her way over to the trolley. “Oh yeah,” she said,” I am so glad it is you and not me. This is going to be interesting.” “Oh, I am so sure,” Claire said. “So,” Mr. G. said,” Julia the mess is waiting for Claire. When you are ready you can Let Her Have it.”



Julia started out with several bottles of ketchup. “Claire, remember on my so called life when you died your hair red,” Julia said. “Hahaha, very funny,” Claire said. Claire left and made faces and laughed. She kept saying No, please, don’t. Julia walked up behind her. Claire tried turning and looking up. Julia squeezed the ketchup straight onto Claire’s face. She squeezed some on Claire’s face as Claire squealed. Julia controlled the flowed of the ketchup on Claire’s face. She then squeezed trails of it onto Claire’s hair. Then poured some on her neck and bare arms. Then all over Claire’s shirt. Claire used her fingers on each side of her chest trying to air her top. Blobs of ketchup fell everywhere. Claire’s hair was covered in ketchup. She had ketchup all over her forehead, cheeks, chin and nose. She smiled a big smile. Her huge white smile contrasting the red that was covering a good portion of her face. Julia had emptied three whole bottles of ketchup over Claire already. “Is that it now, is it over,” Claire joked. “Not even close,” Julia replied.



Next Julia selected a large tray. She revealed that the tray contained tuna casserole. “Tuna Casserole?,” Claire said,” I don’t even know what’s in that.” “Best not to ask, I think,” Julia replied. Julia carried the baking dish over. She could feel the casserole swishing around as she walked. She was careful not to spill any. She lifted it up and started to pour. Claire fidgeted in her seat as she felt the cold mess pour on her neck and her head. The tuna casserole was actually grey. Thin grey sauce poured out first onto Claire’s neck and head. She closed her eyes and grimaced as the grey liquid poured over her face. She tried closing her nostrils as it stunk. It soaked her in greasy stinky liquid. Then globs of tuna, pasta, sweet corn and cheese fell in balls onto Claire. Before she knew it Claire was covered in the revolting casserole. The largest lump fell and stuck to the top of her head. Globs fell inside her shirt. She could feel bits of the casserole down her back. She took handfuls and rubbed it all over her legs. Claire looked into the camera gave a fake smile and two thumbs up and said,” TUNA CASSEROLE!”

“Finally, for Claire, we have some Kraft macaroni and cheese. It is very cheesy,” Julia said. This was a whole bucket of the small pasta in a cheese whiz type sauce. Julia said,” Can we make sure the cameras in close for this one. I have a feeling this one’s going to be good.” Claire started laughing and close her eyes. She looked up a few times and opened her eye trying to anticipate the onslaught. Julia didn’t start by pouring the macaroni slow this time, as Claire looked up she quickly poured a quarter of the mac and cheese onto Claire’s head. The cheesy macaroni stuck to the top of Claire’s head as more poured down onto her chest and legs. Claire tried to put both hands on her head to clear some off, but tossed her hands to her side as more poured down onto her face. The mac and cheese combining with the tuna casserole and ketchup that Claire already had all over her body. Julia emptied the bucket and pounded on the bottom to make sure every bit was poured on Claire. Claire laughed and tried to pull some of the mess from her hair and face. “It’s the cheesiest,” she said. “Sorry, Claire, “Julia said. “ No problem, Claire said,” I was bound to have macaroni and cheese poured over my head sooner or later.”

“So Claire, how are you feeling after all of that?” Mr. G. asked. “Never better, I think every girl out there is always thinking about what it would feel like to have tuna casserole poured of your head. Julia must be having the time of her life.” You never looked better,” Julia said. “Shut up, “Claire said,” My advice to any future contestants, you don’t want to lose. That’s for sure.”



“You heard it here first ladies and gentlemen,” Mr. G. said. “Thanks to our winner Julia Roberts and our big loser Claire Danes.” A close up was shown of Julia smiling and waiving and the Claire. At the end of the show slow motion replays were shown of the ketchup, tuna casserole and macaroni and cheese falling on Claire and her reaction., followed by a messy shot of Claire.

Lucie Jones vs. Laura White the results

Lucie Jones vs. Laura White the results

The Let her have it set opens up with version of the X Factor theme and graphics. The voice over came on saying, “Lucie Jones, Laura White, two X Factor hopefuls, both were booted off the X Factor. That was embarrassing, but nothing compared to what will happen to the loser tonight. Tonight one will lose again and face much more messy consequences on Let her have it.” The music played and everyone cheered. “ Now our host, not Simon, not Cheryl not even Dermot, It’s Mr. G.“ Mr. G. entered the show to a big cheer. “Welcome to Let her Have It. As you know it is a very special week on the show and there will be an extra added surprise for the loser as well, but we will get to that later. Who wants to see some mess? Well, we will see a lot of it on one of our unlucky contestants. It is going to be embarrassing for sure for one of them, but who will it be. Well, let’s welcome to the show. A loser from last season. She was booted off in favour of John and Edward believe it or not, which had to be embarrassing. Please welcome Lucie Jones.” Lucie smiled and waived as she walked on stage. She wore a pair of jeans, black vest and white t shirt. “Our next contestant,” Mr. G. said,” She was a contestant on the previous year’s X Factor. She was booted out very early in controversial fashion, despite being one of the best singers on the show. Please welcome Miss Laura White.” Laura entered and waived. She wore a violet jumper with a black vest and jeans.



“So, Lucie, any thoughts on tonight?,” Mr. G. asked. “ Growing up I always saw people getting gunged on tv. I always thought it was great. I am just happy to be a part of it. I don’t know if I will lose or not, but it will be interesting. The loser sitting there covered in gunge will be pretty entertaining I have to say. It will be pretty embarrassing,” Lucie laughed.

“And Laura, what about you?,” Mr. G. asked. “Well, I have to say, I am dreading the results. I really hope it will be Lucie. She will look a lot better covered in mess then me. I really, really hope that I am not the loser here. I think I deserve to win. I was cheated on X Factor and I think I deserve to win something. I have the worst luck, Mr. G..I hope it changes tonight. I really would rather not be getting covered in mess. I think I have suffered enough. Please don’t vote for me.” Laura made a pretend sad face.



“The results were pretty interesting, do you guys want to know who lost,” Mr. G said. The crowd cheered Yeas. Lucie and Laura moved there hands about and shouted no. They then laughed. “The audience are going to get their way, I think, ladies,” Mr. G. said. Lucie and Laura said Damn jokingly. They laughed and held hands waiting to hear the results. “Our loser, with a gigantic 92% of the votes is…… Lucie Jones.” Lucie pretended to scream and laughed. She then screwed her lips up making a funny face. Laura pretended to wipe the sweat from her brow. “You’re so lucky,” Lucie said to Laura.

“So, Laura White. You won,”Mr. G. said. “Yeah, I can’t believe it. I am so relieved. Thanks to everyone who voted and saved me. It feels nice to win. Unfortunately for Lucie she lost this time and is going to get the mess. I feel bad for her but that is the name of the game,” Laura replied.



“And Lucie, well, bad luck,” Mr. G. said. “Bad luck? I had 92% of the votes. She kicked my butt. I guess people are dying to see me get messed. I bet everyone back in Wales voted for me. I can’t believe I am about to get covered in gunge on national television. Who would have thought. It’s kind of funny if you think about it.”

“Lucie we have another surprise for you,” Mr. G. said,” We want to take you back to an interview that you once gave at the beginning of X factor. This one keeps coming back to haunt you I know.” “Oh no,” Lucie said. Lucie saw herself on the big screen. The slip started. In the clip Lucie said,” If I get to the live shows, I will do them all naked. You know they have theme weeks, they could have naked week.” The clip stopped. Lucy was in shock. “Lucie, you were very enthusiastic back then, but guess what this week is on Let her have it?” “Naked…week,” Lucie said sheepishly. “Do you know what that means,?” Mr. G. asked. Lucie said in a louder voice, like she did in the clip,” If I end up getting gunged, I will do it all naked.” “That is right,” Mr. G. said. “Well, I said that on the show and to be honest, I would have no problem doing each performance naked if I had to. I guess I might as well make this a perfect evening,” Lucie joked. “I can’t believe we are going to see this, but Lucie Jones is going to get messy naked. When you are ready Lucie, you can take it off.” The crowd chanted take it off. Lucie blushed and laughed.



Lucie slid off her vest as the crowd cheered. She then took her top off revealing a white lacy bra. Then she slowly undid her jeans. She pulled them down her legs and stepped out of them. She folded her shirt and jeans and added them to the pile. She was now left in just her matching white bra and panties. She was turning bright red all over and sweating. She then reached back and unhooked her bra. She covered her breasts with one arm as she awkwardly removed her bra. She took each arm and remained covering her breasts with her arm. She added her bra to the pile of discarded clothing. The crowd cheered even louder because they knew Lucie’s underwear would soon come off. She was told to take it off. She carefully and awkwardly lowered her panties with one hand, as she tried to cover her breasts. She moved her legs as her panties came down. She stepped both legs out, bent over and picked up her panties. She threw them on the pile. She tried keeping her knees together and her legs shut. She put one hand over her private parts. She blushed and smiled, trying to cover up. She wobbled over to the chair where she would sit to receive her messing. As she turned around, her bottom was revealed to the crowd for a second before she put her hand in front of it. She sat down and quickly crossed her arms and legs so very little could be seen. Lucie also did not want anyone to see that was actually feeling quite excited about what was happening. She was feeling quite naughty. “I’m naked,” she shouted and laughed.

“Ok everyone, it is time for the moment that we have all been waiting for. Laura is ready with the trolley of mess for Lucie. So, Laura, when you feel ready. You can let her have it!”, Mr. G. said. Laura started out with two large pies. She took one into each hand. Lucie begged and laughed for her to please not to pie her. Laura approached teasingly. She took the first pie, a banana cream pie and brought it up to Lucie’s face. She brought it forward and smashed it into Lucie’s face, twisting it around. Lucie kicked her legs as Laura rubbed the pie forcefully in her face. She then stuck the pie tin on Lucie’s head as if it were a hat. Before Lucie could react, Laura took a chocolate cream pie and smashed it into Lucie’s breasts and lap. She simply dropped the pie in, leaving chocolate pudding and whipped cream all over Lucie’s chest and lap. Lucie licked her lips. She took a finger and scooped some of the chocolate pudding. She then licked her finger. “MMM, tastes pretty good,” Lucie said.



The next item Laura grabbed was a very large bucket of baked beans. Laura showed the beans to Lucie. “I know that they are disgusting, but I quite like beans. Although, maybe not being poured over my head,” Lucie joked. “Oh my god,” she said. She started laughed and squealing as Laura got ready to pour. Lucie closed her eyes and screamed as the disgusting beans fell over her head. The beans poured over and onto her long brown hair. They fell down the sides of her face. Beans stuck to Lucie’s nose. She spit out a few beans. The beans poured down her bare shoulders, down her body, collecting in her lap. Lucie they cradled her legs in her arms as a second bucket of baked beans poured onto her. Laura laughed at her. Lucie took handfuls of beans form various areas on her body and tossed them aside. She could feel them squishing between her toes and below her bottom. She fidgeted in her seat. Lucie smiled and laughed. Laura remarked that the beans looked great in her hair. Lucie wondered aloud what else could be in store for her.

“Ok Lucie,” Mr. G. said,” We have a special surprise for you as a finale. Bring it out guys.” A large bathtub was wheeled out by several stagehands. The bathtub was filled to the brim with lasagne. It was explained that Lucie was going to be turned, in essence, to human lasagne. Lucie licked her lips and walked over to the tub. She still tried to cover her modesty, although she was covered with mess already, very little was visible. She wobbled over to the tub. She stuck one leg in and then the other. She then slowly lowered her body into the lasagne. She laid down in the tub. She was now neck deep in the lasagne. She shivered. She then laughed. “I’m in a lasagne bath. It feels odd, but kind of nice in weird way. I can assure you that it is everywhere though.” Laura was then allowed to take a small tray of lasagne and pour it over Lucie’s head. Lucie closed her eyes as was tipped in her face. Lucie exhaled as the tray was removed. Lucie’s face was revealed covered in beef, cheese, sauce and noodles. She cleared her eyes and pulled some of the noodles from her face and hair. Laura bowed for the crowd as they cheered.



“So, Laura,” Mr. G. said, “Any final thoughts on the evening?” “Lucie was a great sport. She is a lovely girl, but frankly, I am so glad that she was the one who won the vote and not me. Taking a bath in lasagne is not my idea of a good time. Mind you, it does look sort of intriguing in a weird way. I’m sure it was a bad night for her, but it was fun,” Laura said.

“Lucie, messy night for you,” Mr. G. said. “Well, I don’t really know what to say. It was certainly an embarrassing evening for myself. My words came back to haunt me. It was really funny though. If I was watching in the audience or at home I would have love to have seen it. I did have a lot of un though. I am glad that I did it. If Laura was the dirty one and I stayed clean, that would have been even better, but maybe someday I will get to have my revenge. Who knows.”



The show went off the air with the final shot of Lucie sitting in the tub smiling and waiving.
 
 


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