Sunday 5 June 2011

Actresses who would be in stories if not messed already

Today I am making a special post. I am posting the top ten celebrities that probably would have stories before now if they hadn't gotten messy in real before. These stars would definately be perfect messy targets, but they have already gotten messy for real so making a story about them has not happened yet. Keep in mind, this is not a ranking of the best celebrity messy moments, that would be a different list.

10.) Brooke Shields
Brooke Shields is one of the first women I remember finding attractive when I was very young. She was pied in the face on Suddenly Susan for real.

9.) Kim Walsh
Kim Walsh is a member of Girls Aloud. She took one of thebest celebrity gungings of all time on Ministry of Mayhem. Other members of Girls Aloud have gotten messy in the past as well, although with not as good results including Nadine Coyle.

8.) Kim Marsh

Kim Marsh has starred in Coronation Street and has been in the band Hearsay. She is one of the more attractive women in Soaps. One of the reasons, however, she has not featured in any of my soap polls is because she received a pie in the face on Celebrity Juice.

7.) Cheryl Cole

Cheryl recieved a very good pie in the face on the Pride of Britain Awards and she did not seem to mind it that much. Cheryl, however, is so attractive, that despite getting pied, amazingly well in real life, she will be featured in one of the upcoming stories. Most probably the next one.

6.) Kate Lawler

Kate Lawler is not as big a star as some of the others, but she is someone that I have always found quite attractive from her time on Big Brother onwards. She was covered in mess before as well in real life. Also, she is from Kent which is good as well.

5.) Holly Willoughby

Holly Willoughby, of course, has been gunged and pied many, many times, almost on a weekly basis at one point. If this was not the case then she would have definately been featured in a story by now.

4.) Fearne Cotton

At number four is Holly's best friend Fearne Cotton. Fearne has already gotten messy at least three times. At one point, she and Holly were gunged together. Fearne would make a perfect target for some mess for lots of reasons.

3.) Myleene Klass
Myleene Klass received one of the greatest gungings of all time, in my opinion, celebrity or otherwise. There is really nothing that could have improved what happened to her. It was truly amazing taht something like that could happen for real.

2.) Konnie Huq

Konnie ranks this high because of how attractive I think she is rather than how great the messy moments were for her. She was gunged and pied during her time at Blue Peter. Konnie is very attractive and would certainly have had her own story by now if she had never gotten messy in real life.

1.) Pooja Shah
Number one is Pooja Shah, the former Eastenders actress.For some reason I just find her incredibly attractive. I am probably alone on this, but it is my own personal preference. When Pooja was covered in mess several years back it was one of the best messy moments for me, because of who it was more than the quality of the mess that she received.

I hope that everyone enjoyed this list. More stories are on their way shortly. The X Factor story should be the next to come. I will try to do the poll stories in order. There will also be individual stories for the Hollyoaks/ Coronation Street actresses as well as original stories coming soon. Some of the long awaited poll stories will be coming in their correct order. Also I will continue to re post the rest of the older stories I have not yet. Best Wishes---JRG

4 comments:

  1. Some classic messings there, but I don't think it should stop stories being written about these celebs - especially the ones who only got pies.

    And you are not alone in loving Pooja Shah's gunging (although Fearne's is my fave from that series).

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  2. For some reason I find Pooja Shah really attractive. I could not have been happier when she got creamed. That whole series was good with Lisa Scott lee as well.I may do stories with some of these stars anyway in teh future.

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  3. these are some really funny gungings and pies in the face especially kimberley walsh gunged and kym marsh pied in the face!

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  4. Yeah they were some really good ones. They are some of the best celeb ones of all time. It is amazing that so many attractive celebs have actually gotten messy.

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